Chapter 185: Dog Hair
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"Good night, remember dreaming of a lion, I began to speak. Li Mu turned the pages of the book.
"Got it, you have to dream of Teddy too, and go to bed early. ”
"Hmm. ”
Li Mu plugged his phone into the charger and began to read.
Inside the silent cabin, the muffled sound mixes with the drops of the clock
"Whew. "Are you asleep?" Li Mu smiled. "Lion, lion ......" murmured indistinctly, gentle and funny.
"Good night. Li Mu said in a low voice. The night takes away one kind of light, but it brings another. Li Mu fell into a deep sleep.
In his dream, he saw a white teddy dog pounce on him, so cute that he couldn't resist. The next day.
"Haha, hahahaha. "Hmm, what?" Li Mu woke up to a strange sound.
"ARE YOU UP? FFFF, ISN'T THAT INTERESTING?"
"Much like a teddy. ”“…… Where like !?"
"It's like, what are you going to do today?"
"I'm not going to tell you, FFF, but I'm going to be a little busy, because I'm going abroad soon, and I'll see you when I get back. ”
"I shouldn't be able to see it, isn't it a blind restaurant?" Li Mu said.
"But we can feel each other, FFFF, that we were a lot closer then than we are now. ”
"You seem to have a point. "Are you infected with your intelligence?FFFF" "Very likely, how are you going to thank me?" Li Mu smiled.
"How about biting you?FFFF, I'm going to be busy now, I'll talk about it later. "Okay. "Toot toot.
After Li Mu took a bath and ate, he found that K had not heard from her, and it seemed that she was really busy.
"Come down, my mother is downstairs for you. ”
"Got it, little aunt. Li Mu replied, he didn't expect to wait for Zhou Xue's information. Downstairs.
"Dark circles? Did you kid watch that kind of movie yesterday? Which country? European, American or Japanese? I personally recommend Europe and the United States, because there are many macho men. Zhou Xue squeezed her eyes.
"Little aunt......" Li Mu covered his head, he felt that Zhou Xue's appearance in this world as a woman was extremely unnatural.
"What's wrong with me? You can be content, an enlightened little aunt like me, where do you go to find it?" Zhou Xue hooked her hand and motioned for Li Mu to hurry up and get in the car.
"It's not enlightenment, it's a spiritual mutation, and in a few years, I may have to go to Thailand to see you. Li Mu rolled his eyes.
"Are you cursing me, boy!" Zhou Xue glared.
"Don't talk about it, hurry up and drive, I can only work for one morning today, and I have classes in the afternoon. Li Mu said.
"What about that afternoon?"
"I can make the sauce, although others can't catch up with my craft, but I can still have it for about six or seven points, don't worry. Li Mu smiled. "Okay, what did you do yesterday, why do you have such big dark circles under your eyes?" Zhou Xue asked.
"I chatted with a friend for a while, but I didn't expect it to be late at night. Li Mu said.
Buzzing. "L, come on, I'll talk to you in the afternoon, remember to wait for me, bad student!"
"Got it, you come on. Li Mu replied. "Is that teddy again?" Zhou Xue asked with a smile.
"My friend. Li Mu shrugged.
"What kind of friend? It can't be that kind of friend, right? I've heard that young people are very open lately, hehe, are you ......?"
"......" Li Mu felt that there must be an unfortunate force in the world, otherwise how could he let Zhou Xue become his little aunt?
While talking, I arrived at the hotel.
There were more people today than yesterday, and Li Mu was so busy that he almost crossed into hell.
After a busy morning, he was finally liberated.
"Do you really want to leave?" Zhou Xue said reluctantly.
"Yes, I have to go to class, can you not hold me? others will misunderstand!" Li Mu pulled Zhou Xue off his body in disgust. "Do you want me to send you?" Zhou Xue smiled.
"No, I'll just take the subway. Li Mu changed his clothes and went out. Get on the subway.
Li Mu turned on his phone, but there was still no information about K.
"What is she doing?" Li Mu said to himself.
Click on her profile picture, the photo on it has not changed, and the signature is also the original lion.
Arrived at school.
Li Mu smelled a strong smell of love, and the men and women walked side by side, with pink smiles on their faces, making people feel the urge to raise their middle fingers and rub their heads.
"Boy, what are you looking at?" Wang Yao walked from behind.
"Looking at the kittens in spring, they are telling that spring has arrived, but they don't know that the four seasons are turning, and there is always a time when winter is coming. Li Mu spread his hands.
"Chi Guoguo's jealousy, tsk, do you kid also want to fall in love?" Wang Yao smiled badly.
"How is that possible? A low-body creature like you, immersed in the vanity of ignorance and thinking of itself sweet, would not understand how happy a lone wanderer with lofty dreams like me is!"
"What's wrong with the lower body? Without the lower body, you just wait to cry!" Wang Yao said disdainfully.
Buzzing.
"FFFF, did you miss me?"
"A little. ”
"I must have thought a lot about deceiving people, otherwise I wouldn't have been sneezing all the time. ”
"Is that person again? Who is she?" Wang Yao walked over and peeked.
"It's none of your business, let's find your girlfriend!, and then immerse yourself in the vanity of ignorance!" Li Mu covered his phone.
"You're immersed in vanity, right! I see you're about to merge with your phone, by the way, Han Ji-eun seems to be eyeing you, be careful. Wang Yao whispered.
"Got it, go ahead. ”
"Your uncle, then I'm leaving, my girlfriend is here. Wang Yao walked towards a long-haired girl.
Buzzing.
"Why don't you speak? Is it in class? Is it bothering you?"
"No, I just talked to a friend, what are you doing?"
"Teasing little Teddy, FFFF. ”
"Teasing yourself?"
"No, it's my pet. L, if you meet...... Can I touch you?"
"Touch me?" Li Mu was stunned, this request was really a little strange.
“…… It's not that anymore, it's because I can't see you with my eyes, so I want to touch your body. ”
"Can I touch you too?"
“…… If you can do it with your hand. "What about the rest of the world?" "Bad guy, what are you thinking!!"
"I didn't think about anything, I mean, can I touch my face?" "Face? I want to think about this. ”
"You're so stingy, I can touch you anywhere. Li Mu said, and then felt that something was wrong.
“……”
Chapter 27: Divination
"Can you take back what you just said?" asked Li Mu.
“…… What would you do if I said no?"
"Gladly accepted. ”
“…… Villain. ”
"Where do you want to touch it?"
"Face and hands, is that okay?"
"Of course. ”
"FFFFF, you are so generous, you can do it elsewhere?"
"If I had, if you wanted. Li Mu said.
“…… Don't. Wait for me a while, something's wrong. ”
"Good. ”
Li Mu walked into the classroom, the professor had not yet arrived, and several students were talking about interesting things.
He walked to the last row and sat down, pulling out his phone to play.
"After class, let's go play together?" was sent by Wang Yao.
"Where are you going?"
"There is a divination shop in Hongdae, which is said to be very accurate, and I want to go and tell my fortune this year. ”
"Do you still believe this?"
"It's just for fun, and many students say that the love luck test there is very accurate. Don't you want to give it a try?"
"Love luck?" Li Mu pondered, although he didn't believe in this at all, it was actually not bad to go and see.
"Then it's decided, I'll look for you after class. ”
"Got it. Li Mu said.
The old professor of Mediterranean hairstyles walked in and gave a lecture to everyone, and Li Mu listened carefully while observing his mobile phone.
But K hasn't been sending a message for a long time, and I don't know what she's doing?
Buzzing.
"FFFF, haven't you waited for a long time. ”
"No, I'm trying to get to class. ”
"Her, liar, you must have been waiting for me, otherwise how could you reply to me so quickly?"
"Because when you put it in your hand, you can feel it when you move it. ”
"I don't believe it, but will it disturb your class? What if you don't do well in the exam?" "It's okay, I'm a genius. ”
"Narcissist, how can anyone say that. "I'm that kind of person. "Guess what I just did?" "Go to the bathroom?"
“…… You're going to think of this, really, I made a cupcake, do you want to eat it? "If you want to eat, hurry up and give it to me. Li Mu typed and looked at the professor as if he was listening carefully to the lecture.
Seeing Li Mu's serious appearance, the professor nodded slightly, completely unaware that this was all his acting skills, if he went to act in a movie, the Oscar award would definitely be good. "I can't give it to you for nothing, what are you going to do for me?"
"Do you want a kiss coin?" "I don't want it." "So what do you want?" "I haven't thought about it, I don't seem to lack anything." ”
"Lack of love. Li Mu smiled. "You lack love, and there are so many people who love me that it's like a mountain. FFFF”
"So what can I give you?" "So let's do it, next time we meet, I'll bite you because you've always bullied me, FFFF"
"You're a teddy, and you'll be sold by your owner if you bite someone. "You're still a lion, you're going to be in a zoo. ”
"Can I eat then?" "Eat, eat more, I like to eat blessed men." ”
"Isn't that me?" "You're a lion, not a human, FFFFF." ”
"They're all animals anyway, so there's not much difference. Li Mu said.
After class, the professor left the group assignment and left.
"Then you fall in love with this bear. FFFFF”
An orange cartoon bear pattern was sent, and the bear puffed up its chest and stood with its hands in its hands, quite imposing.
"It can't be you, is it? fat and short. Li Mu smiled evilly.
"It's not me, it's you! You're a bear and a lion!"
"Bear and lion, hey, how can this creature exist?"
"Don't you exist?
"Hey, then you're Teddy Bear. Li Mu said.
At this time, Wang Yao came from the door.
"Let's go, go to divination, I want to know when I will get married?" Wang Yao smiled.
"When you can control the lower half of your body, it will be the day you evolve into a human, and I think at that time, there should be human women who are willing to be your spouses. Li Mu said.
"If it weren't for my good mental quality, I would have sent you to heaven and made a date with Jesus. ”
"If so, you also have to go to hell and Satan to repent. ”
"I really want to go to Satan for repentance now. Wang Yao rolled his eyes.
"Is it to tell him that you have met the guiding light in your life?" Li Mu got up.
"Don't be poor, let's go. Wang Yao said.
The two walked side by side and walked towards the subway station.
"L, I'm busy again, let's talk in the evening, remember to wait for my message. FFFF”
"Well, I'll wait for you. FFFF”
"It's that teddy again? You're going further and further down the inhuman path. Wang Yao said.
"It's closer than you, and with you by my side, I'm never worried. Li Mu patted Wang Yao on the shoulder.
Take the subway and come to Hongdae.
Even on weekdays, it's overcrowded.
"Wow, beauty!" Wang Yao's eyes lit up, completely forgetting the fact that he had a girlfriend.
"Your eyeballs are about to pop out, and people think you're mentally ill. ”
"It's the instinct of a normal man, and a guy like you is mentally ill. Wang Yao was disdainful.
"When will you succeed in evolving into a real human?" Li Mu said earnestly.
"It's better than you to be cold, let's go quickly, I don't know if I want to line up today. Wang Yao pulled Li Mu through the flow of people and into an alley.
Almost all of them are small divination shops here, with face divination, tarot divination, and eight-character hexagrams, which are completely a good place for gods to cheat money.
Male and female humans who have been reduced by the aura of love have their intelligence attributes in line up, waiting to donate money to this group of unearned gods and get spiritual comfort.
Shen Stick and a pair of lovers said that you would be happy for a lifetime, but the next day, both of them split their legs, and a few years later they got married, and they were really happy for a lifetime, but with someone else.
Li Mu was also lining up with an intellectually uncivilized male human, and then exchanged his hard-earned money for a few mouthfuls of saliva.
"Phew, there seem to be very few people today, it seems that it will be our turn in a while, which is great. "Intellectually uncivilized male humans seem to be happy.
"With my intelligence, even if I decline again, I shouldn't accompany you to this kind of place, is it because I've been single for too long?" Li Mu muttered to himself in distress.
"What are you talking nonsense, it's really smart here, you can't talk nonsense for a while. "Wang Yao is very serious.
"Obviously want to listen to completely unfounded words, and even ask me not to speak?" Li Mu spread his hands.
"You don't understand at all, there are gods three feet above our heads, and there is an invisible thread pulling us in the dark. Wang Yao's eyes were as sincere as an idiot.
"Go in, idiot. Li Mu pushed Wang Yao into the tent. (To be continued.) )