527 Because I dare to say more
Just these names are definitely the protagonist's style, no matter how you listen to it, you are more afraid than Zhang......
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The six of them chatted a little in the house, and another person arrived, and was brought in by the nanny through the main entrance. One man and three women, talking as they walked. After them were Yu Xiaoxiao and Zhang Wei.
"Yo, here, I thought you went back to get the money. "Look at what is said, it is called a high to the detriment of a man.
Zhang was afraid to say: "It's too vulgar to use money, it's also troublesome, first keep the account, and then transfer the money by mobile phone, don't tell me you don't know how to use mobile phones." ”
Yu Xiaoxiao was stunned, dragged down Zhang Wei and whispered, "Do you have mobile banking?"
"Nope. Zhang Wei replied.
Yu Xiaoxiao was speechless, this guy can really say it.
The thin man Tang Song said with a smile: "Okay, let's talk about it first, but you are not allowed to rely on the account, who will break your leg by relying on the account." ”
Zhang Wei put on a puzzled expression: "I'm destined to win, you should tell them." ”
Tang Song smiled and shook his head: "I'm up, he is one, and there are still two missing." ”
Zhang Tiancheng said count me in.
Another man named Lan Yi came out and said, "Me." ”
So let's play, four men play mahjong, four women and four men watch.
Automatic mahjong machine, this thing can be faked, there is a remote control with a light press, you can get the desired card.
They didn't cheat, but they didn't even finish a lap for half an hour. Since Zhang was afraid to sit in the village, he has never come down.
This guy is so able to draw, on average, six cards must draw, what kind of luck is this?
Zhang Tiancheng and Tang Song will think about making big cards when they see good cards. This is normal, a big card is casually a few thousand dollars, the problem is that there is no chance.
Zhang is afraid that like a troublemaker, he used all kinds of farts to intercept their ways, destroying their hopes and those of the big names.
Zhang was very satisfied, collected the chips for two hundred and four hundred, and said loudly: "Please barbecue meat in a while." ”
He said that he was used to it, and he could only eat such a thing with fat people.
can be misunderstood for insincerity, and a girl said: "The meat that was just roasted has not been digested yet." ”
"Ah, forgot. Zhang was afraid to draw cards according to the dice, and he stacked up to see: "Is it a harmony?"
This is the first big card he has with, Tian Mush. Although the board is still a fart.
Tang Song was a little angry, and his mind kept spinning, this is his own mahjong machine, can he fake it?
But if people make peace, they have to give money, and then, Zhang is afraid that he won't be able to calculate the account: "How many times is Tianhe?"
Tang Song was directly angry: "Why is it always you and you?"
Zhang was afraid to say: "I told you earlier, I was so lucky that I couldn't understand it, as long as I played cards, I never lost, you don't believe it." ”
Tang Song thought for a while: "This is a hand-code." ”
"Don't use high technology?" Zhang asked.
"No need, I just want to see what else you can do?" Tang Song said.
Zhang Wei pouted: "You can't afford to lose, right?"
"Less nonsense, hand code. Tang Song pushed down the mahjong tiles and began to shuffle the cards.
The other two brothers had no opinion, everyone washed it by hand together, and then it was stacked up a little bit, Zhang was afraid to ask: "How many stacks are there?"
Tang Song said: "After we finish the code, the rest is yours." He spoke, his hands shuffled, and his eyes were fixed on Zhang's hands.
Zhang was afraid of shuffling the cards very seriously, one by one, slowly and gently pushing, and then stacked up little by little, and then, Tang Song took out three dice from the drawer: "Throw three." ”
Zhang Wei said: "So many points? ”
Tang Song said: "If you lose it, I will count." ”
Zhang was afraid to throw the dice, and after calculation, he began to draw cards.
Not only Tang and Song, but the other two people were also staring at Zhang Wei's hand, don't you meet a master of a thousand arts?
In order to show that there was nothing wrong with him, Zhang was afraid that he would not even draw cards, and shouted to Yu Xiaoxiao: "Beauty, help me draw cards." ”
Yu Xiaoxiao has been sitting on the side, looking at Zhang Fear's handful of sums, he is already very completely incredulous, how is it possible? How can a person's luck be so strong? This thing is more evil than the plot of the TV series.
Now, hearing Zhang Wei's words, Yu Xiaoxiao leaned over, stacked cards back, and then put them up one by one. During the whole process, Zhang was afraid that he didn't do anything at all, and beckoned another girl to help him get a drink.
The handsome guy Zhang Tiancheng said with a smile: "It won't be Tianhe again, right?"
Zhang Wei took the drink and looked down at the card: "No." He turned his head and talked to Yu Xiaoxiao: "Your luck is better than mine, and you are also a person with great skills." ”
Yu Xiaoxiao looked at the mahjong tiles carefully, and couldn't believe it with his mouth half open, Tang Song urged: "Do you want to play?"
Yu Xiaoxiao casually threw out a wind and said to Zhang Wei: "I play mahjong by myself, I have never drawn such a card, it's too evil, right?"
Zhang was afraid to say: "Only if you can make it, but if you can't make it, the cards that can't be counted are nothing." ”
"And is and, drawing cards is drawing cards, just my luck, God...... Harmony!" Yu Xiaoxiao shouted pointing to the cards played by Tang and Song.
Tang Song was a little surprised: "What are you with? ”
"yes, ******. "Yu Xiaoxiao knocked down the cards, ******, mixed one color, closed door......
A group of people looked around the mahjong table, Zhang was afraid to become more eye-catching than the giant panda, Zhang Tiancheng didn't play cards anymore, stared at Zhang Wei, as if trying to figure out what was going on.
Zhang was afraid to drink saliva and said: "Don't look at me like this, playing mahjong is actually nothing, playing billiards is evil, I play very ordinary, just call someone out to win me, but the game is that I won the championship, that is by ability, unlike playing mahjong completely by luck." ”
A group of people looked at Zhang Fear, Lan Yi said that he would not fight, clicked the chips, and asked Zhang Fear's bank card number to transfer money to him.
Tang and Song are unwilling, but facts speak louder than words, this guy is evil, and he is also saying that he will not fight, and he is ready to make money.
Zhang Wei said: "You don't have to give it to me, just give it to this beauty." "I got up and walked out in a very chic way.
Yu Xiaoxiao: "What are you doing for me? ”
Zhang was afraid to stop and look back at her: "What is this?
"As long as you can understand. Yu Xiaoxiao said angrily.
Zhang Wei said: "Yes." He turned and walked out again.
Yu Xiaoxiao was also leaving, Tang Song said: "Wait a minute, say the card number, or I will send it to your house, I don't owe gambling debts." ”
Yu Xiaoxiao pondered, said the card number, and soon earned tens of thousands of yuan.
According to Zhang Wei's luck, the three of them each lost more than 10,000 yuan, and they really had to use a talent word.
The little fat man Dai Tiande said: "If this guy goes to Macau, he will be dismantled." ”
Yu Xiaoxiao was unhappy: "Why don't you unload eight pieces?"
Dai Tiande thought for a while and said, "Do you like him?" It should be, but it's a pity that our family is ...... Xiaoyi."
Xiaoyi's face was a little ugly, he glanced at everyone, turned around and left without saying a word.
Tang Song said: "No, unwilling, he is very good at mahjong, what about poker?"
"I guess it's not as good as a race car, right? My car is less than three seconds away from 100 kilometers. Zhang Tiancheng said.
"In less than three seconds, what car, how many cylinders?" Dai Tiande asked.
Zhang Tiancheng smiled: "Actually, it's three and a half seconds." ”
"Damn, you can blow just as well as that guy just now. Dai Tiande said.
Two seconds and three seconds are not the same concept at all, and in less than three seconds, only the best supercars can increase the speed from zero to 100 kilometers per hour. And Zhang Tiancheng's car has an extra second, and it has dropped a whole grade, although it is also a good car, but the gap is obvious at a glance.
Zhang Tiancheng said: "It's enough, that guy doesn't have a car yet." ”
"He doesn't have a car, how can he compare with you?" Lan Yi pondered: "No, we have to get the field back, our bunch of people were slapped in the face by him like this, it's too shameless, the most important thing, who is that guy? Who do you know?"
They all shook their heads, and some people said: "It's not okay to play mahjong, it's not okay to race cars, it's better to play billiards?"
This sentence is too powerful, Tang Song said with a smile: "This is good, this is good, go, chase him." ”
A girl said, "It's okay, don't you sing?"
"I'm going right away, I'm going to the night sea today, I've got it. Tang Song walked briskly outside.
At this time, Zhang Wei and Yu Xiaoxiao went home, just entered the door, the sound of brakes sounded behind them, and looking back, Tang Song jumped out of the car and said, "Eh, wait a minute." ”
Yu Xiaoxiao asked with a calm face, "What are you doing?"
Tang Song smiled: "You are so protective of him? is it your boyfriend?"
Zhang was afraid to cough: "You talk." "Walk inside.
"Don't go, I'm looking for something for you. Tang Song said.
Zhang was afraid and said: "I have no money, no land, no power and no power, what can you do with me? Move or dig a ditch?"
Tang Song smiled: "You won some money playing mahjong just now, why do you have to give the brothers a chance to return to their roots, right?"
Zhang Wei shook his head and said, "I just said that I can't afford to lose." ”
"It's not that I can't afford to lose, it's not about money. Tang Song said: "Who is still short of tens of thousands of yuan now? It's just rare to get together and have fun." He stopped and said, "I'll go to the night sea for a while, I'll take it all in, and I can play until what time it is." ”
Zhang Wei thought for a while and asked, "You called me, just to invite me to a nightclub?"
"Yes, it's not that you don't dare to go, right?" Tang Song said: "Young man, go to the nightclub to play, see how beautiful the beauties are, how comfortable life is, let me tell you, my store is full of beauties, from eighteen to thirty-eight, there are all kinds of them, just one thing in common, the figure is huge." ”
Zhang Wei asked, "Have you seen it all?"
Tang Song was choked: "What nonsense? Go to a nightclub, they all go." ”
Yu Xiaoxiao: "He doesn't go. ”
"Yo, that's managed? What if you get married? Not for life? This is life imprisonment. Tang Song said with a smile.
Zhang was afraid to look at Yu Xiaoxiao, and then looked at Zhang Tiancheng and those who rushed over from behind, shook his head and said, "I really can't go, I don't have time." ”
"Is it because you don't have time or are you afraid of your wife?" Zhang Tiancheng walked over and said.
Zhang Wei sighed: "Let's talk straight, what do you want to do?" and then added: "I will definitely not go to the nightclub." ”
Seeing his resolute attitude, Tang Song looked at Zhang Tiancheng, then at Yu Xiaoxiao, and said to Zhang Wei: "Come over and say two words that a man can say." ”
"That's right. Zhang was a little embarrassed: "Just for your words, I'm not a man, isn't there a loss?"
Tang Song was even more speechless, what kind of god is this, this kind of god logic...... (To be continued.) )