Chapter 426: This man is really head-scratching
Gu Fei'er was already circulating the stories told by Wu Yaxuan in her mind, and when she heard Lin Ziyi say this, she really wanted to hit her headlong and die, "Don't say it!
"But I don't speak, I'm so scared!" Lin Ziyi hid in the quilt with a panicked face! Gu Fei'er didn't know how to comfort her, and after thinking for a long time, she had to say, "Why don't we tell a story?"
"Okay!" After getting Lin Ziyi's approval, Gu Fei'er took the lead in telling the story, she had just told a beginning, Lin Ziyi suddenly grabbed her mouth, "Fei'er, don't talk about it! Have you forgotten what Miss Wu said at the beginning just now?"
What did Wu Yaxuan say at the beginning?"When stories are told at night, not only people love to listen to them, but also ghosts love to listen to them, especially ghost stories!"
Thinking of this, Gu Fei'er was extremely suspicious of herself, why did they agree to listen to Wu Yaxuan's story just now?
The two men finally fell asleep while scaring themselves, and it wasn't long before the staff came and knocked on their door to get them up!
When they went downstairs, Lin Ziyi and Gu Fei'er both had heavy dark circles on their faces, the kind that couldn't be covered by makeup!
And the people in the other rooms finally knew what happened to the meaningful smile that these staff members gave them when they left when they answered the question yesterday!
This corridor is not soundproof at all! As soon as the staff knocks on the door, everyone else will be woken up!
It was 6:25 a.m., and it was close to one o'clock in the morning when they caught the staff and locked them up last night, and when they went to sleep after this series of troubles!
In other words, they sleep for a little more than five hours! It is said that staying up late is a woman's natural enemy, this sentence is really prescient!
Not only Lin Ziyi and Gu Fei'er, but even Mu Qinghan, who slept most peacefully, had dark circles under his eyes when he got up. The difference between the two downstairs is nothing more than whether the eye circles are heavy or not!
On the other hand, Li Tingshen, this man didn't sleep for long yesterday, not to mention the dark circles under his eyes, and he didn't even see a single bloodshot in his eyes!
After staring at Li Tingshen carefully for a long time, Mu Qinghan sat down on the chair in discouragement, with a frustrated face! God is really unfair! Women have to suffer every month, even staying up late is more obvious than men's performance!
Li Tingshen saw Mu Qinghan's appearance, and asked with a strange expression, "What's wrong with my wife?"
Mu Qinghan heard Li Tingshen's words, and turned his head to stare at the man, "Why are you sleeping too, I have so heavy dark circles under my eyes, but you don't show anything at all?"
This question made Li Ting grin deeply, and in Mu Qinghansen's gaze, he quickly retracted his smile and replied seriously, "Because my wife's skin is white, and I am darker!"
Li Tingshen's skin is definitely not black, just a healthy wheat color! But when there is a threat to life, what is nonsense? In order to save his life, he is forced to do so!
When Mu Qinghan heard Li Tingshen's words, he finally withdrew his eyes and snorted, "It's pretty much the same!"
But Li Tingshen's words didn't ease her mood much, she stroked her cheeks and sighed deeply, "This is so ugly!"
"How come?" Li Tingshen suddenly hugged her from behind Mu Qinghan, turned his head sideways and kissed Mu Qinghan on the face, "Mrs. is the most beautiful no matter what she looks like!"
Mu Qinghan pushed Li Tingshen's head away, "I haven't washed my face yet, it's dirty!"
"It's not dirty!" Li Tingshen hurriedly said, "But after a good night's sleep, how can there be anything dirty and not dirty? If you dislike your own woman because of this, you must be a scumbag!"
After saying it again, she didn't think it was enough, so she repeated "Yes, they're all scumbags!"
Mu Qinghan twitched the corners of his mouth silently, and looked at Li Tingshen through the mirror, "Then what are you?"
"Me?" Li Tingshen thought for a moment, and then showed a sweet and greasy smile, "I'm nothing, I'm just my wife's foal!"
"What the hell?" Mu Qinghan only felt that this man's thoughts were getting more and more strange, and she couldn't keep up with such a jumping brain hole!
Li Tingshen not only did not restrain himself, but also hugged Mu Qinghan and shook it around, "Wherever my wife wants to go, I will take my wife there!"
Yo, it rhymes! But is there a foal in his thirties in this world? This horse is so old that there is only a skeleton left, right? This man is really big in the head!
Turning his head deeply and glancing at Li Tingshen, Mu Qing laughed coldly and began to pour cold water, "I heard that the nomads in my country have a lot of delicacies made with horse meat. ”
When Li Tingshen heard this, he pretended to look at Mu Qinghan in horror, "I'm just a little foal who doesn't know anything yet, and I ask the beautiful and kind wife to be merciful!"
"Neurotic!" Mu Qinghan immediately laughed, shook his head helplessly, raised his hand and pushed Li Tingshen's head, "Don't make trouble, if this is seen by others, believe it or not, you can be laughed to death!"
Li Ting hugged Mu Qinghan's waist deeply, not only did he not feel ashamed, but he also smiled proudly, "In ancient times, there were princes of the Beacon Fire Opera, and they smiled for the beauty of the broken beads and cracked silk, in order to make my wife happy, what's the big deal with me being a foal?"
"Hey, you're still floating, aren't you?" Mu Qinghan raised his eyebrows at Li Ting, "People lost the country in the end, and they lost their lives, so they can only be a pair of outlaw mandarin ducks, what do you want to say to me about this?"
The warning light in Li Tingshen's mind immediately flashed, and he saw that he was holding Mu Qinghan's arm tightly, and he was serious: "This story tells us that we must show affection moderately, otherwise the single dog will not be able to sit still! Mrs. rest assured, I will definitely learn this profound historical lesson." ”
Is that the story? Mu Qinghan was angry and laughed, always feeling that if those people in history listened to Li Tingshen's words, let alone the coffin board, the sealed mound would not be able to suppress it!
Stretched out his hand and poked it deeply, "Go, go, go!"
"No!" Li Tingshen not only didn't let go, but also rested his head on Mu Qinghan's shoulder, "It is said that the plan of the day lies in the morning, such a good time, I don't want to let go of my wife." ”
Okay, now the reader is going to rush over and beat you!" Mu Qinghan rolled his eyes, "Didn't you just say that showing affection should be moderate?
"I said that, but ma'am, we weren't showing, we were in love!" (s://)