In the afternoon, Principal Qin called and asked him to barbecue.

Zhang Wei replied with a smile: "I know you want to comfort me, but I have something to do today." ”

The headmaster was a little incredulous and asked, "Is there really something?"

Zhang Wei replied: "I have been working for so long, and I leave early every Wednesday, don't you know?"

Principal Qin said, "Don't you leave early all the time?"

Zhang was a little speechless for fear of being said, so he smiled and said, "Please barbecue you another day." ”

The principal said yes, thought for a while, and said, "Actually, I want you to take a teacher qualification certificate." The implication was that Zhang was afraid that there would be a complete formalities, so he could arrange it in the school.

Zhang was afraid of gratitude, let's talk about it, and end the call.

Then I continued typing and left for the conservatory at three o'clock.

After the two met, when they went to the attached small dance studio, Liu Xiaomei said seriously: "I plan to invest in you, and we will do animation together." ”

Zhang was afraid to say, "I'm fine, you should think about yourself." ”

"But you're in a lot of trouble because of me. Liu Xiaomei said: "I don't want you to be embarrassed for me, and I don't want you to be unhappy for me, I hope we are together and you can be happy." ”

Zhang Wei said: "Every minute I meet you, I am happy and happy. ”

This guy is really good at talking. Liu Xiaomei thought for a while and said softly, "Do you know what your greatest advantage is?"

Zhang was afraid to ask, "Is it stupid?"

Liu Xiaomei smiled: "Be serious." ”

Zhang was afraid to say: "If you are serious, you won't be able to speak." ”

Liu Xiaomei dragged him to stop, found him in front of him and looked at his eyes carefully: "I said before, you have a pair of very good-looking and real eyes, I like it." ”

Zhang Wei said: "I like your eyes too." ”

Liu Xiaomei said: "Don't interrupt, listen to me." ”

Zhang was afraid.

Liu Xiaomei continued: "I know that I look good, and I also know that dancing is good-looking, this is my talent, but it is also my talent that I have worked hard for more than 20 years to practice, from the age of five to learn dance, until now, not to mention training every day, I have to practice every day, in order to have the current me." ”

Zhang was afraid to say: "I know you are very hard. ”

Liu Xiaomei said with a smile: "It's not hard, I never think I'm hard, I'm just doing what I want to do, and what I can do, what I do is just take time to practice every day, practice every day, and after accumulating over time, I will dance." ”

Zhang Wei said: "Persistence is the greatest." ”

"yes, persistence is great. Liu Xiaomei looked at Zhang Wei's eyes: "I like the look in your eyes when you look at me the most, clear, pure, and like." ”

Zhang was afraid to say, "Are you going crazy? Can you see so many things in your eyes? Why can't I see anything? No, I can see bloodshot and eye droppings." ”

Liu Xiaomei was so angry that she hit him: "It will spoil the scenery." ”

Zhang was afraid and smiled: "Don't worry about it, listen to the instructions of the leader." ”

Liu Xiaomei sighed, and then said: "I'm not hard, but every day I train will be tired, sweat and even bleed, when I exercise a lot, my muscles will be sore, but these don't matter, if you want to show others the most beautiful dance, you have to put in the most effort, but I am obviously very serious, very hard-working, and very religious, but why, why are so many men who want to get close to me, hug me, kiss me, and take advantage of me after seeing me?" From the eyes of many people, it can be seen that they want to possess me, want to sleep with me, whether it is a marriage proposal or a show of love, they want to get closer to each other. ”

Zhang Wei thought for a while and said, "You are too beautiful." ”

"yes, so I hardly wear a skirt, it's always the easiest outfit, I'm afraid that people will see that I'm sexy, and when I see it, they fantasize about possessing me. Liu Xiaomei said: "I put in a lot of effort, pay a lot of time, is to achieve my dreams, not to sleep with a man, for a beautiful goal, it doesn't matter if I sweat or bleed, but why do many people see me and just want to sleep with me?"

Zhang Wei said: "Adult men are like this, this is nature, the old man speaks and eats sex, we are vulgar, we can't avoid vulgarity." ”

Liu Xiaomei smiled: "But you're not, we've known each other for so long, and you didn't want to take advantage of me once." ”

Zhang Wei shook his head: "I have thought about it, sometimes I want to hug you all the time, and it feels very comfortable to hug you in my arms." ”

"It's not the same. Liu Xiaomei said: "Anyway, you are different." ”

Zhang was afraid to ponder: "Anyway, it's true that men are very sexy, and their nature may not be so bad...... By the way, if you go to a junior high school boy, a child must be pure when he falls in love......" As he spoke, he remembered the bastards in his class, who were watching Japanese action movies in class, counting on their innocence?

Liu Xiaomei smiled and asked, "Why don't you say it?"

"To correct, there are some pure and innocent little boys who fully meet the standards you said. Zhang said fearfully.

Liu Xiaomei said: "I don't argue with you, anyway, I can't let myself become a man's plaything, I have worked hard for decades, not just to get married, let alone sleep with a man, so you can know why I hate those people for giving me flowers and gifts." ”

Zhang Wei said, "I also gave you a gift." ”

Liu Xiaomei pinched him violently: "Why do you always say that you are not good? Listen, you are different from them!"

"That's true, you're still very discerning. Zhang said fearfully.

Liu Xiaomei glared at him: "If you are not serious again, I will ignore you." ”

"Don't! You can beat me and scold me, but you can't ignore me. Zhang was afraid to make a pitiful expression.

Liu Xiaomei originally had a straight face, but when she saw his pitiful appearance, she burst out laughing: "Let's go, go to class." ”

Zhang was a little confused: "You talked to me for a long time, just to say that you don't want to be a man's plaything?"

"It's not a plaything, even if he loves me very much, but when he sees me, he wants to go to bed, and I don't want that kind of person. Liu Xiaomei said.

Zhang Wei thought for a moment and asked, "What do you want to say?"

Liu Xiaomei took Zhang Wei's hand and said as she walked: "I want to say, don't always think about me, I have capital, we can resign, do what we like to do, and we can have less trouble." ”

Zhang was afraid and said, "Resign again, big sister, let's not bring this." Then he said, "You don't let me think about you, but why do you always think about me?"

"Because I'm glad I do. Liu Xiaomei said: "How can you reason with women?"

Zhang Wei said with a bitter face: "It's really not reasonable, it's to pass your mother's level, if I have no job, your mother can abolish me immediately, how can I marry you?"

Liu Xiaomei thought for a moment and asked, "Did someone go to the school to trouble you?"

Zhang was stunned: "Monster, quickly show up." ”

Liu Xiaomei said: "It's nonsense again, it's serious." ”

Zhang Wei sighed and said, "Yes, you said yes, but why are you so smart?"

"Do you still need to ask?" Liu Xiaomei and Zhang Wei walked into the teaching building hand in hand.

Another day of dance lessons, followed by additional practice. At the end of school, Liu Xiaomei asked whether to go home or go back to the dormitory.

Zhang was afraid to say that he would go to the dormitory.

The job is gone, don't mention moving to Liu Xiaomei's house to live together, Zhang is afraid that he won't dare to see his mother-in-law.

After staying on the eighth floor for more than an hour, when riding home, Zhang was afraid that his mood was a little heavy, and he would be stressed when he met such a sensible goddess?

When he got home, Yun Zheng and several people gathered in a room to watch TV and chat. As soon as Zhang was afraid of entering the door, Lao Pi immediately opened the door and came out to ask: "Brother, why didn't you go to school today?"

Zhang was afraid to say that he was sick and went to the hospital.

"What's the disease?" the five monkeys immediately came out of the house and asked.

Zhang Wei said: "I am about to be hospitalized, I am hesitating." ”

"What kind of disease? If you are sick, treat it in time...... Brother, do you have no money?" asked Yun Zheng.

Zhang was afraid to say that it was not that he had no money, but that he did not want to be hospitalized.

"What's the disease?" asked Old Pi.

Zhang Wei thought for a while and said, "Hemorrhoids." "This disease is good, it is not life-threatening, but it is painful.

"Hemorrhoids?" Fang Zijiao asked with round eyes, "How did you get such a miraculous disease?"

Zhang was afraid of pride and replied: "My pride, you don't understand. ”

Lao Pi smiled: "Having a hemorrhoid is like winning the jackpot, I really don't know what you think." ”

Zhang was afraid to shut up, and warned fiercely: "Remember it for Lao Tzu, don't tell your classmates, just say that I am hospitalized for cancer." ”

"Are you really cold and unscrupulous, just cursing yourself like this?" Yun Zheng said, "Shall we say something auspicious?"

Zhang was afraid and said: "Say a fart, you are not allowed to spread it anyway." ”

Lao Pi stared at Zhang's buttocks: "Brother, is there any bleeding?"

Zhang was afraid of scolding and went back to his room. Lao Pi shouted from behind: "Brother, you must be careful, be careful of surgery into anal fistula." ”

"Shall I kill you?" shouted Zhang Wei as he suddenly stood up again.

"Not good, not good. "Each of the five monkeys went back to his room.

Early the next morning, five monkeys were waiting at the door of the room, and Yun Zheng stepped forward and knocked lightly: "Brother, are you going to school today?"

Zhang is afraid to say fuck off, Lao Tzu wants to sleep.

Yun Zheng continued to ask: "If you don't go to school, will you go to surgery?"

Zhang was afraid to shout out to get out.

Yun Zheng still knocked on the door: "If you have surgery, we can take care of you, brother, can you have surgery?"

"If you five don't fuck off, I'll give you hemorrhoids surgery right now. Zhang was afraid to shout again.

The five monkeys were silent for a moment, and Yun Zheng said, "Then we go to school, if you have something, call us." ”

Listening to the words that were so caring and beautiful, and listening to the footsteps leaving gently, Zhang was afraid of a sigh in his heart, and he didn't dare to say anything else, everyone in Class 18 would know that he had hemorrhoids.

As he imagined, after the first class in the morning, Wang Jiang called to ask if he would go to the hospital, and if he did, he would come to escort him.

After Wang Jiang was Liu Yue, who said that he knew that hemorrhoids were painful, and if you had no money for the operation, I could sponsor it.

Later, a few other students called to care about it, and Zhang was afraid of the depression in his heart...... The most frustrating thing is that Principal Qin actually knows about it.

Boss Qin asked, "Are you a real hemorrhoid or a fake hemorrhoid?"

Zhang was afraid of anger and said: "You are the hemorrhoids." ”

Principal Qin smiled: "Say." ”