Chapter 302: I like to eat pig's head meat
"Oh my God, it's so cute to even be angry!"
"Kawaii, cute pig-headed boy, the mother's maternal love is about to overflow. ”
"I guess when he took off the pig's head prop, it must be a soft and cute Zhengtai!"
Several waiters in the milk tea shop looked at Zhu Tousan excitedly, and some even reached out to touch Pig Tousan's nose.
"Hmph, a group of vulgar fans still want to touch Lao Tzu, eat!"
The pig's head raised three eyebrows, staring at several waiters with gloomy eyes.
After getting the milk tea, a playful smile rose on the corner of his mouth, spat at a few waiters, and then pulled Fat Di and ran.
"Uh, he just spat on us?"
"Ahh
"Whose kid is this, so rude!"
After being spit on, several waiters in the bubble tea shop no longer committed nymphomaniac, and angrily scolded the pig head three.
……
At this moment, Zhu Tousan had already taken Fat Di and left the food city and came to a remote alley.
This is a household garbage recycling station, and there are usually no people in sight, and occasionally there are cleaners who bring garbage.
"Third brother of the pig's head, why are you spitting on them, those sisters like you very much. Fat Di said puzzled.
"Like me?" "Pig Tousan said disdainfully: "Hehe, don't pee on yourself, what qualifications do you have to like me?"
Fat Di praised: "The third brother of the pig head is literate, and he takes a picture of the bubble pee, which is a post-break speech." ”
"What our teacher Ma said seems to be ......"
Fat Di held his fingers, thought for a few seconds, and then smiled: "I remembered, this afterword is, Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror, and he is not a person inside and out." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the pig head three became furious, raised his hand and gave Fat Di a brain collapse, gritted his teeth and said, "You are not a human!"
Fat Di said aggrievedly: "Why did you hit me, I didn't say it wrong, woo woo woo ......"
After crying for a while, Fat Di said pitifully: "I don't want to learn to fly, woo, I want to go home." ”
Hearing this, Pig Tousan immediately panicked, and hurriedly comforted: "Fat Di, don't cry, it's all my fault, I shouldn't have beaten you." ”
"In this way, I promise you, I will never move a finger of you in the future, and you will not go home. ”
Children of Fat Di's age are very stubborn, once they cry, it is useless to persuade them.
"No, I'm going home, I'm going home!" said Fat Di in a crying voice.
The three heads of the pig were about to explode, and they were in a hurry to turn in place.
At this time, a majestic figure suddenly appeared at the mouth of the alley.
This person is Li Yang who arrived in a hurry!
"Fat Di, come to me!" At this time, Li Yang said lightly, while staring vigilantly at the third pig's head.
When Fat Di heard Li Yang's voice, he immediately raised his head, burst into laughter, and ran to Li Yang in surprise.
The third pig head didn't stop him, but just looked at Li Yang with a solemn face, as if he was facing a great enemy.
He could feel that the young man in front of him had terrifying strength, and he might not be able to beat the other party.
At this moment, Fat Di threw himself directly into Li Yang's arms and said ecstatically: "Brother-in-law, are you here to save me?"
If it was before, Li Yang would definitely ask Fat Di to change his words and tell him not to scream.
But now, Li Yang and Tang Yanran have become a boat, so they accepted Fat Di's name.
So, he picked up Fat Di and comforted: "Well, my brother-in-law knows that you are missing and came to look for you." ”
"Really, brother-in-law, you are so good to me!" Fat Di was excited, and said: "Xiao Yu'er went to the capital a few days ago, and now she is home?"
Li Yang smiled and said, "No, but soon you will be playing with her." ”
Hearing this, Fat Di became even happier and hugged Li Yang's neck tightly.
"Boy, who are you?" said Pig Head San, who was not far away.
Li Yang glanced at him, and then turned to Fat Di and said, "You go to the side to play by yourself for a while, and my brother-in-law will take you home later." ”
Fat Di nodded sensibly.
Seeing this, Li Yang put him down, then took a step forward, stared at the pig's head and said, "My name is Li Yang, and I am Fat Di's brother-in-law." ”
"I don't care what your purpose is to take Fat Di away from kindergarten, but for the sake of you not hurting him, I don't care about you. ”
Li Yang's eyes were already sunk, and his face sank like water: "Now, I'll give you a chance to quickly disappear from my eyes." ”
"Otherwise, I'm going to have to add food today!"
Pig Head San frowned and said, "What do you mean?"
The corners of Li Yang's mouth raised a sneer, and he said lightly: "I'm a person who doesn't have any hobbies, so I like to eat pig's head meat." ”
"So, don't push me, or I'll eat your head. ”
"Pork of your level, I think it must taste delicious, right?"
Hearing Li Yang's words, Pork San was stunned at first, then became annoyed and angry, and said angrily: "Li Yang, do you know who Lao Tzu is?"
"I don't care who you are, if you provoke me, there will be absolutely no good fruit to eat!" Li Yang said coldly.
"You!"
The pig's head three was annoyed and wanted to do it right away.
But considering that the young man in front of him was very strong, he suppressed the idea of making a move, and threatened: "Let me tell you the truth, Lao Tzu's name will definitely scare you!"
"Because, I am the Marshal Tianpeng who is in charge of the 100,000 water army, Zhu Bajie!"
Speaking of this, the pig's head three held his head high, and his expression was quite proud.
Li Yang sighed softly, not so surprised.
Hundreds of years in another world, he has already developed a calm mentality.
In addition, his son Bacheng is the Yellow Emperor, and he has also seen Chiyou.
Therefore, Marshal Tianpeng appeared on the stage, and Li Yang had already prepared in his heart.
"It seems that most of the characters in myths and legends are real. ”
Li Yang thought in his heart that his emotions were very natural.
He didn't care about those unattainable existences in the past.
After all, Li Yang reached the pinnacle in another world, achieved the position of the emperor, and was invincible under the stars, so he should have surpassed the characters in the myths and legends of the earth.
"Aren't you surprised to hear the name of my Marshal Tianpeng, aren't you surprised, aren't you afraid?"
Li Yang came back to his senses, spread his hands and smiled: "Hehe, is it fresh?"
"Ya, you're so crazy, I have to give you some color today!"
As soon as the words fell, the three pigs couldn't bear it, and finally made up their minds to compete with Li Yang.
Immediately after, he spread out his palm, and a nine-toothed nail rake appeared in his hand in an instant.
This nine-tooth nail rake is jet black all over, but it exudes a brilliant light.
Seeing this, Li Yang continued to take a step forward, raised his eyebrows and said, "You, are you sure you want to do it?"
As he spoke, a terrifying coercion was released from Li Yang's body, and dust suddenly flew around him.
Feeling this breath, the pig head three suddenly froze, his expression revealed a deep panic, and he couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, and his body was trembling.
Bang Dang!
The next moment, the nine-toothed nail rake in his hand fell directly to the ground and smashed into his feet......
(End of chapter)