Chapter 5: I'm going to stomp on his balls!
Zhang Haiping took Ye Xian to Zhang Shenglong's villa, and as soon as he entered the door, Ye Xian raised his eyes to look at the sofa in the middle of the living room and snorted. "Don't hide, I see you!"
Zhang Haiping was taken aback, and hurriedly looked privately, he didn't see anyone in this living room, was he actually hiding here in Shenglong.
On the sofa in the middle of the living room, with Ye Xian's scolding, the sofa was like a puddle of water being thrown into a stone, the air suddenly rippled, and the ripples spread out in circles, and then a figure slowly appeared layer by layer.
Zhang Haiping looked towards the sofa and found that the person on the sofa looked younger than Ye Xian, and he was sinking into the sofa in a dead house paralyzed posture, and he was still supporting his chin with one hand.
After looking Ye Xian up and down for a while, he was a little surprised that he didn't find the fluctuation of true qi from Ye Xian. "An ordinary person, yo, brother, can you, tell me, how did you see through my invisibility method, your eyesight is good, are you interested in learning the Tao with me?"
"???" Ye Xian had a question mark on his head, how could he see through it? Is it also a stealth method? A blind method of wanton fluctuations of true qi can also deceive ordinary people who have not cultivated, when did it become a stealth method, are you floating or am I Ye Xian regressed?
"My name is Mao Liang. Mao Liang looked at Ye Xian's suspicious expression, thinking that Ye Xian didn't understand his strength and didn't mind, so he began to introduce himself.
"I'm not an ordinary person, you can see it, why am I here, I think you may have understood it after last night's speculation, yes, it was I who turned over in your place last night. Mao Liang kept talking in his own mouth, asking and answering himself.
"Isn't this person a talker?" Zhang Haiping came back to his senses after the shock of the initial blindfolding, and listened to Mao Liang's incessant chatter, and fell into shock again.
"Since you bought that scroll, you must also know that it is not a mortal thing, so I will not embarrass you. Mao Liang chattered for a long time and finally said the purpose. "You see, when we meet, we have fate, and fate is friendship, right?"
Zhang Haiping has not recovered from the shock that Mao Liang is a talker, and he didn't expect that there is a joke among the cultivators, and he heard Mao Liang say that meeting is fate, and fate is a friend, because he has been in business for many years, after hearing this sentence, Zhang Haiping subconsciously nodded and said. "That's right!"
Hearing Zhang Haiping's reply, Mao Liang nodded with satisfaction, he finally got a positive response after spending a long time on saliva. "Then, since we're friends, you can give me that scroll as a greeting gift, right?"
"After all, I've traveled so long to find you, how do you say that?" Mao Liang thought for a moment, then clapped his hands. "There are friends from afar, don't you say it!"
"Huh?" Zhang Haiping looked at Mao Liang in surprise, why is this person so shameless, whose friend ran long distances to the house in the middle of the night to rummage through the cabinets, and he couldn't find it and brazenly asked for a greeting gift. "You ......"
Before Zhang Haiping finished speaking, Ye Xian raised his hand to interrupt the conversation. "No, you're not right. ”
"Which sentence?" Mao Liang was surprised.
"There are friends from afar, you are not right. Ye pouted his back molars.
"That's right, isn't that how the Analects are written?" Mao Liang muttered a few times in his heart, feeling that he had not memorized it wrong, and the original text was written like this.
"That's how it should be. Ye first cleared his throat.
"If a friend comes from afar, he must first suffer his mind, strain his muscles and bones, starve his body and skin, empty his body, and do what he does. ”
Mao Liang: "..."
Zhang Haiping: "..."
What he said is so reasonable, there is really no way to refute it! Zhang Haiping complained fiercely in his heart.
Mao Liang was stunned by Ye Xian's casual patchwork of paragraphs, and after pondering for a while, he realized that Ye Xian was ridiculing him.
Mao Liang immediately burst into a rage, cultivating for so long, Mao Liang had already put himself in a position several grades higher than ordinary people, these ordinary people who only had 0.5 goose combat effectiveness compared to themselves as cultivators actually dared to ridicule themselves, it was really a long life.
"Okay, okay, I want to open a dye shop if I give you a little dye, it seems that if I don't let you see how powerful I am today, you won't know what it means to be powerful!" Mao Liang jumped up from the sofa and shouted.
Zhang Haiping saw that the fight was about to start, and hurriedly pulled Zhang Shenglong to run out of the gate, the ghost knows how fierce and shocking the duel between this master is, it can't be said to be like the superhero movies he watched in the past, and the two buildings collapsed first at every turn.
"Look at my aura bomb!" Mao Liang shouted, his mouth was full of words, his hands were rubbed into a round ball in front of him, and wisps of light blue streamers flowed back and forth in the ball held up by Mao Liang's hands.
"Rudimentary magic. Ye Xian was originally a little uncertain because this was the first time he used immortal qi to fight, but now he was completely relieved, from the surface as stable as an old dog, but in fact he was panicked, and now he is as stable as an old dog inside and outside.
Ye Xian's right hand, which had been behind his back, finally came to his side, and gently lifted it in front of him, neither shouting the name of the move like Mao Liang, nor chanting a mantra in his mouth, but with such a light snap of his fingers, a dazzling silver point of light suddenly appeared in the palm of Ye Xian's hold, fluttering and uncertain.
"Go!" Ye Xian waved his hand at Mao Liang, who was still rubbing the spiritual energy bomb, and his hand full of starlight swarmed towards Mao Liang.
"Wait...... You!" Mao Liang was still muttering the incantation and rubbing his aura bomb, suddenly raised his eyes, and saw Ye Xian wave his hand and a bunch of starlight flew towards him, and the aura bomb that was about to take shape in his frightened hand instantly turned into a wisp of smoke and drifted away.
"Ahh
"You...... Aren't you an ordinary person? How could you ......" Mao Liang didn't care about his bleeding chest, and looked at Ye Xian, who had a calm face, with a lost face. "You don't have any aura fluctuations on your body, how can you be a cultivator?"
Mao Liang couldn't accept this fact a little, he actually looked away, and it was actually nothing to look away, the key was that he was killed by a face!
Just a hand!
Zhang Haiping, who was hiding outside the gate, didn't hear any movement, just a few steps out of the gate, he heard Mao Liang's incredible exclamation in the room, stopped, and looked at his grandson Zhang Shenglong, and finally didn't suppress the curiosity in his heart, and ran to the gate with broken steps to look around, and saw Mao Liang's chest blackened and fell to the ground, muttering to himself.
"Uh...... Is this the end?" Zhang Haiping touched his head and walked into the house, looking at the intact furniture and decoration in the living room, except for the carpet that was stained by Mao Liang's blood, nothing was damaged.
"Huh?" Ye Xian came back to his senses, just now Ye Xian was weakened a lot on the basis of the amount of true qi that he was able to knock down a person before, but the damage caused by the immortal qi far exceeded Ye Xian's expectations, looking at Mao Liang's miserable appearance, the same blue consumption, the damage caused by the immortal qi can be nearly twice as much as the true qi. "What's over?"
"Is this a win?" Zhang Haiping still couldn't believe it, how could these high-ranking people fight so civilized? "I thought you would have to renovate my house after you beat me." ”
"Oh. Ye Xian was stunned, and then made up for Mao Liang. "He's too weak. ”
Mao Liang, who was still lying on the ground muttering to himself, heard this, his body trembled, and he stared at Ye Xian with angry eyes and said angrily. "Don't deceive people too much!"
Ye Xian shrugged his shoulders and didn't speak, he was afraid that Mao Liang would faint, so he couldn't ask.
"Let me ask you, how did you know that there was a scroll here?" Ye Xian walked up to Mao Liang and squatted down and asked.
"Humph!"
Mao Liang's eyes were closed, he didn't say a word, and he had an expression that had nothing to talk about.
"As a cultivator, you may be isolated from physical perception, so you don't feel pain right now with such a serious injury on your chest, so torture is useless to you, right?" Ye Xian picked the corners of his mouth when he saw this, and poked his hand on the flesh of his shiny and charred chest. "Don't speak, it's okay. ”
"I'll have a spell, the name is False Shell, you may not have heard of it, I'll tell you. Ye Xian looked at Mao Liang's ears and trembled, just be curious.
"The magic of the false body will separate your soul from your body, and then amplify all the perceptions on the body and transmit it to your soul, of course, because this spell separates your soul and body, so you can only passively feel the sensation that your body transmits to you in the way of a soul. Ye Xian looked at Mao Liang's body that shook twice, and happily hooked the corners of his mouth. "And under the effect of this spell, your restricted divine soul can't do anything, not even scream, you can only bear it silently in the way of a divine soul. ”
"What do you mean, is this amazing?" Zhang Haiping looked at his body and twitched twice, and Mao Liang didn't know how to feel it.
"Let's put it this way, when you are beaten, your body will subconsciously dodge, or when it hurts, your body will twitch to relieve the pain, and if you can't bear it, you will faint to protect the soul, but this spell makes him not faint, and he can only watch us torture his body from the perspective of a bystander, and because he cuts off the control of the body, only pure perception is transmitted to the soul, so this perception is very clear and pure in the world of the soul that only leaves feelings. Ye first explained.
"I understand!" Zhang Haiping was still figuring out the power of the false body technique, and Zhang Shenglong had already raised his hand like a primary school student and began to answer the question.
"Is it just forcing his soul out of his body, so that he can't faint from excessive physical pain, and can only watch us torture his body to hold on?" Zhang Shenglong looked excited, this false body is good! He has already thought about it, if he really wants to use it, he must kick this shiny ball.
Look at this blanket stained with blood, this carpet is his favorite carpet, every day without stepping on two feet, then this day's work can not be quiet, his mind is full of the soft hair of this carpet wrapped in the comfortable touch of gently caressing the surface of the foot. "Master Ye, use it quickly! I'm going to stomp on his balls!"
As soon as these words came out, the twitching of Mao Liang's body on the ground was ignored for the time being, and Ye Xian's surprised gaze swept around Zhang Shenglong twice, this young man can, full marks for comprehension, and full marks for assists and cooperation.
Zhang Haiping looked at Zhang Shenglong with a shocked expression, what the hell is it? How can you say such vulgar words in front of Master Ye, it's not good to lower your impression!
Zhang Shenglong looked at Zhang Haiping's expression and whispered. "Grandpa, this is ...... The carpet my grandmother left me ......"
Hearing Zhang Shenglong's words, Zhang Haiping was silent for a while, and finally shouted viciously with his fists. "That's right! Stomp on his balls! Let's step on them together!"
At this time, Ye Xian's eyes were no longer surprised, but shocked, these two people are really two masters, and it is reasonable to shout this kind of thing by stepping on other people's balls!
"Hey!" Ye first kicked Mao Liang, who was lying on the ground and pretended to be dead. "Did you hear me, you can't get up to talk, the two of you are going to step on your balls!"
"Get up!!!!!" Mao Liang couldn't help it, he lifted the isolation of his body perception, and cursed while grinning his teeth from the ground. "I remember you, step on my balls, right? Okay, don't let me get back to the field, watch me stomp on your balls!"
"Don't be cruel. Ye first kicked Mao Liang. "I asked, you answered. ”
Mao Liang put away his fierce gaze stupidly, there is no way, this time he has lost his eyes, Mao Liang firmly believes that if he hadn't looked away, he would never have been put down by Ye Xian with one move, and he had to be threatened by Ye Xian with the Raush Zi technique to be a traitor who betrayed intelligence.
It's not that I'm disloyal, it's that the enemy is too strong, no, it's too insidious, and he actually disguised himself as an ordinary person and made me capsize in the gutter, yes!
"How did you know that there was a scroll here?" Ye Xian asked.
"Ah, I was squatting on the stage when the auction was held, and I was watching the kid while he was paying, and I followed all the way. After giving himself psychological persuasion, Mao Liang seems to really know everything and say everything.
The child in Mao Liang's mouth is Zhang Shenglong, when he heard Mao Liang say this, he immediately blew up all his hairs, and when he paid the money, he was by his side and he didn't notice it, and then followed him all the way to his home, if this person died as Master Ye said on the road, I am afraid that he will say goodbye to this world on the way.
"Why don't you go to the auction action, and you have to follow here to find it again?" The cause and effect of Mao Liang's operation must be asked clearly.
"Hmm...... The worldly power of that auction house is too great, I don't dare to do it, and it won't be good if I lose something and make a big fuss and involve powerful characters. Speaking of this, Mao Liang actually showed a trace of shame, I don't know if he was ashamed that a cultivator still had to succumb to a worldly force.