Chapter 259
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"What are you doing?"
"Eat ice cream, FFFFFF" comes with a photo of HΓ€agen-Dazs.
"Delicious?"
"Hmm, want to eat?"
"Just ate too much. β
ββ¦β¦ Bad lion, just with someone else. β
"Aren't you going to be with someone else too?"
"What?"
βsjfγ β
"FFFFFF, jealousy?"
"Not so stingy. Li Mu said.
"I don't believe it, FFFFFF. β
"And what were you just now?" 1234556789
ββ¦β¦ I don't know. β
"Can you shake hands while watching a movie?"
"Because my hand is the Milky Way?" 1234567890
"That's smart. β
"Okay, but only with the right hand. ffffffβ
"Can you hold it any way?"
ββ¦β¦ How do you want to hold it?"
"Didn't think about it. β
"Don't think too strange!"
"Am I that weird?"
"Of course. β
"So are you. β
"No, I'm just weird sometimes. ffffβ
"Did you have a convulsion today?" Li Mu smiled and got out of the car.
ββ¦β¦ How do you know?"
"It feels like you're going to do weird things every day. β
"FFFF, that's only occasionally, by the way, SJF is coming?"
"Hmm. β
"Jamie Cullen is really great. β
"Like him so much?"
"FFF, just love his songs. β
"I see. β
"It's not that simple to like someone. β
"I love your songs too. β
"Huh?"
"It's all good on the phone. β
"Won't it be boring. β
"What?" asked Li Mu.
"Don't you think I'm selfish?"
"I don't think so. β
ββ¦β¦ Actually, you don't have to wait for me. β
"And who am I waiting for?"
ββ¦β¦ Not tired?"
"If you do too much work, you will get tired. β
"Don't envy anyone else?"
"Who do you envy?"
"It's lovers, they can date as much as they want. β
"I can date myself. β
ββ¦β¦ What a fool. β
"Aren't you too?"
"Alas, it shouldn't be like that today. β
"How?"
"That's what I was talking to you. β
"I think it's good. β
ββ¦β¦ It's obviously not good. β
"If you don't say that, I'm going to feel bad. β
"Why?"
"Would you date flies and mosquitoes?"
"Nope. β
"Because I don't care about them. β
ββ¦β¦ Got it, stupid. β
"I'm home. Li Mu walked into the house.
"FFF, I want to ask you a question. β
"What?"
"Don't mind keeping your distance like this?"
"Hmm. β
"What if this distance lasts forever?"
"It's okay. β
"Won't it be uncomfortable?"
"Sort of. β
ββ¦β¦ But that's all I can do. β
"It doesn't matter. β
ββ¦β¦ You can actually find someone else. β
"How?"
ββ¦β¦ Really looking for it?"
"You can try. β
"Hmph, then you can find it. β
"Good. β
ββ¦β¦ Then I'll look for it too. β
"Looking for what?"
"Someone I like!"
"Looking for me?"
"I don't like you! I'm just friends with you!"
"That's true. β
ββ¦β¦β
"What's wrong?" asked Li Mu.
"Nope. β
"There are still three days left before we meet. β
ββ¦β¦ We are friends dating. β
"It's always been like this. Li Mu said.
ββ¦β¦ You better stop hugging me. β
"Why?"
"Because we're friends!"
"Isn't it normal for friends to hug each other?"
"It's not normal. β
"So we're not friends?"
"It's always been, huh. β
ββ¦β¦ Angry?"
"Why be angry? People who like me can be piled up into a mountain. β
"Can I stand on the top of a mountain?"
ββ¦β¦ You'd better be crushed by the mountain, scoundrel. β
"You're sad when I'm dead. β
"No, I'm going to be busy, talk at night, big bad. β
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"Hmm. Li Mu said.
Raindrops hit the transparent glass with a muffled sound.
There was a lone bottle of wine on the wine shelf by the window, as if waiting for someone to open it, but unfortunately they encountered an anomalous being who didn't understand wine.
Buzzing.
"Long time no see, how are you doing?"
Unfamiliar numbers, unfamiliar messages. 123123123123123123
"Who?" asked Li Mu.
ββ¦β¦ I. β
"Who are you?"
"Guess. β
"Idiot. β
ββ¦β¦ How do you curse!"
"It's the dog that's scolding. β
", I'm Chen Sisi. β
"Why did you change your number?"
"Come and pick me up. β
"Where?"
"Let me see. β
"Send me the address and I'll pick you up. Li Mu said.
After a while, a text appeared on the phone.
Li Mu took the umbrella and went out, but he was thinking about K in his heart.
Because he found that K's signature had changed: "distance."
"Distance. β
When he arrived at the station, Chen Sisi stood aside with a red umbrella.
"Come in. Li Mu waved his hand.
Chen Sisi closed the umbrella and sat in the back seat of the taxi.
"I'm exhausted. β
"Die. β
ββ¦β¦ You're still so badly beaten. Chen Sisi touched his bald scoop.
"What are you doing?"
"Of course it's play, tomorrow is Saturday, there must be a lot of beautiful women in the nightclub, haha. β
"It's really hard to see when it's dark. β
", Lao Tzu is obviously handsome. β
"Handsome like a monk?"
"Your sister...... Did you find a girlfriend?"
"No, I don't look for it. β
ββ¦β¦ You're not a pervert, are you?"
"Then you have to be careful at night. β
", that guy saw me?" 12312312312312312
"What?"
"It's the Seoul woman you're talking to. β
"Approximately. β
"Approximately, what?"
"Got an appointment. β
"Good-looking?"
"I don't know. β
ββ¦β¦ What do you mean I don't know, and you're not blind. β
"It's too dark. β
"Dark-skinned?"
"It's white. β
"Then why don't you know?"
"Secret. β
"It's better to find a woman in reality, you're not realistic at all now!"
"She's who she is. β
"What if she's a liar?"
"Deceived. Li Mu smiled.
"Your illness can't be cured for a lifetime, and there is no grass at the end of the world, I don't know?"
"Three thousand weak water, only take one scoop to drink. β
"You haven't forgotten what happened two years ago?"
"That's not the same as this at all. β
"This one is even more unreliable, that one is known in reality. β
"There are a lot of illusions in reality. β
"You're an illusion of illusions. β
"Negative is positive. β
ββ¦β¦ She must have been ugly if she hadn't even seen her face. β
"It's okay if you're prettier than you. β
"There are few uglier people in the world than me!"
"You know that, too?"
ββ¦β¦ Said the wrong thing,. β
While talking, he arrived in front of the building where Li Mu lived.
The two got out of the car and got on the elevator. 123123123123123123123123123
"Living in such a good building?" Chen Sisi was surprised.
"My little aunt used to live there. β
"It's worthy of being a rich woman, do you mind a man younger than her?"
ββ¦β¦ Want to die?"
"Hey, I'm just saying, what kind of person am I?"
"Yes. β
"Really, I don't believe in my character. β
"You're actually human?" Li Mu pushed open the door.
"Then what am I?" Chen Sisi looked inside the room, surprised again.
Needless to say, the dΓ©cor of this house is really chic, and both men and women will love the atmosphere.
"The apes. β
"I'm an ape now, let me stay here a few more days, Human-sama. Chen Sisi beat his chest muscles.
"Get out. β
"It's stingy. β
"I'll stay here tonight, don't bring a woman over tomorrow night, understand?" Li Mu said.
ββ¦β¦ If I don't bring a woman, then what am I doing?"
"yourself. β
ββ¦β¦ Is your mouth made of a hedgehog?"
"Your brains were fished out of the toilet. β
"It would be nice if murder wasn't a crime. β
"Then you've died a hundred times. Li Mu took out a drink from the refrigerator and threw it to Chen Sisi.
"Then you are a thousand times, these wines are all good goods, where did you get them?" Chen Sisi stared at the wine rack by the window.
"Little aunt. β
"I wish I could have such a little aunt. β
"Decaying creatures are always attracted to each other. β
"You're rotten, by the way, why don't you go with you tomorrow night?"
"Not interested. β
ββ¦β¦ Don't really want to find a girlfriend?"
"Yes. β
"In fact, there are a lot of good women in nightclubs, and some people just go to play. Chen Sisi said.
"I like to sleep. β
ββ¦β¦ You can't really like that woman, do you?"
"Which one?"
"Teddy talking to you. β
"So what?"
ββ¦β¦ You're crazy!"
"You've been saying that before. β
"It used to be, and you're terminally ill now. β
"Single-celled lower microbes are qualified to say this?"
"Hey, you're more single-celled than me now, you're not intellectual?"
"Yes. β
"So what are you doing?"
"Do what I want to do. β
ββ¦β¦ You won't be able to do it for a long time, and then you'll come back for another two or three years, what should I do?"
"It's not started yet. β
"Then why didn't she meet with you?"
"She has a few reasons. β
"What the reason. β
"I don't know. β
"It's better not to get in touch, find a normal woman, aren't there many in college?"
"Didn't feel it. β
ββ¦β¦ How do I always feel it. β
"Some locks can be opened with any key, and some locks can only be opened with one key. β
"I'm the first?"
"There is no doubt about it. β
"You weren't opened either?"
"Electronic combination lock, understand?"
"Nonsense, I'm not stupid. β
"There's an electronic combination lock that, once opened, is set to a more complex code that is so difficult that almost no one can unlock it. β
"And then?"
"The end result of it may never be opened. β
"You're really a madman. β
"When it thought no one could open it, suddenly someone appeared who could open the lock, and you think it would be unhappy?"
"She has a lock on her too, but is the key really on you?"
"If you don't have a key, smash it with a hammer. β
ββ¦β¦β
Buzzing.
"FFF, what are you doing?"
"Talking to a friend about locks. β
"Male?"
"Well, friends from Busan, I'm here to play in Seoul today. β
"FFFFFF, will it bother you?"
"It doesn't matter, he likes to play alone. β
"How can there be such a person?"
"He is. β
ββ¦β¦ Always say that. β
"Get used to it. β
"You think we can do that, friend?"
"Yes. β
"Won't it be too intimate?"
"No, it won't. β
"But I think we should keep our distance. β
"Haven't we always been at a distance?"
ββ¦β¦ It's not enough. β
"To what extent?"
"There was no goodnight kiss after that. β
ββ¦β¦ Why?"
"There's no why, there's the most contact to hugs. β
ββ¦β¦ Can't it grow anymore?"
"No, you can't. β
"So stingy?"
"yes, not anyway!"
"Let me think about it. β
"It's a one-sided notice, otherwise don't go on a date. β
ββ¦β¦ All right. β
"The next time we meet, we can only hug you, and if we do anything else, we won't contact you anymore. β
ββ¦β¦ No more contact?"
Chapter Fifty-Eight: The Blue Dog's Eyes
ββ¦β¦ Well. β
"Got it. Li Mu said.
"I'm in the elevator. β
"Selfie?"
ββ¦β¦ How do you know?"
"Because you're a narcissist. β
"Hmph, you are. β
"What flavor of popcorn do you like?"
"Sweet, fffff, want to buy it for me?"
"Not to see a movie?"
"Yes, ffff. β
"Is it okay to shake hands?"
ββ¦β¦ Well, a minute. β
"It's stingy, at least five minutes. β
"A lot of people want to hold it, but they can't. β
ββ¦β¦ Do those people really exist?"
"Of course, a lot. β
"What three minutes?" asked Li Mu.
"No, two minutes. β
"Okay. β
"Coke I'll buy, fffff. β
"I bought the movie ticket. β
"Then next time I'll see a movie, Bad Lion. β
"Can you shake hands?"
"Look at your performance, huh. β
"Isn't it good?"
"Sometimes it makes me angry!"
"Everybody gets angry. β
"When you're not angry, you always mess with me, huh. β
"How so?"
"Obviously, snapchat is registered?"
"It doesn't seem to be. β
"It's fun, FFF, try it, you can turn into a dog and a panda, and many more. β
"Panda?"
"FFF, huh. β
"Do you become a panda every day?"
"Sometimes, FFF. β
"Has it changed today?"
"FFF, don't tell you, wait for me later, I'm going to the toilet. β
"Hmm. Li Mu said, but remembered the story of the past.
The aroma of ramen wafted in, and I saw that in the kitchen, Chen Sisi had a chef's hat on his bald scoop, his index finger slashed to the ceiling, flicked his ******, and sang: "pick_me, pick_me, pick_me_up."
"Want to go to Thailand?" Li Mu said.
"This is the recently popular "pick_me", don't you understand this?"
"Didn't a woman jump?"
"Men can too, I like Choi Woo-jung in it the most. β
"I hope I don't see you in prison. β
ββ¦β¦ What did you take me for?"
"A bald ape that can't control the lower half of its body. β
"Damn, you're a mouthful. Chen Sisi put the ramen noodles on the table.
"The pickles were in the fridge. β
"Got it, bastard. β
Buzzing.
A capital k is displayed on the screen.
"ffff, very comfortable. β
"Really?" Li Mu thought of something strange.
ββ¦β¦ Don't think about it. β
"Well, what are you going to do tomorrow?"
"Keep practicing, ffff, how about you?"
"Class. β
"You're eating ramen?"
"My friend. β
"FFF, I suddenly want to eat too. β
"Eat. β
"No, it's going to be fat. β
"It's okay, you're skinny. β
"That's not okay either, because we're going to meet soon. β
"Related?"
"Of course, it will look fat. β
ββ¦β¦ All right. Li Mu said.
"You're going to tell me a story today?"
"Although there is no goodnight kiss, it will be spoken. β
"FFFF, that's good. "What followed was a picture of a shy orange bear.
"Is this picture a lion or a bear?" asked Li Mu.
The last time he heard Wang Yao say that this picture is called ryan, and it seems to be a lion.
"It's actually a lion, FFF, but it looks like a bear. β
ββ¦β¦ A lion without a mane?"
"Actually, it's okay to be a bear, FFFFFF, a lion bear. β
"Its tail is as small as a bear's. β
"Just like you, ffff, bad lion. β
Hula-la.
Chen Sisi ate happily.
"I'll tell you stories. β
"Okay, ffff. "A picture of a lion bear stroking a dog's head was sent.
"Don't say goodnight?"
"Good night, good dreams, remember dreaming of Teddy. β
"Good night, you also remember dreaming of a lion bear. β
"It's enough to dream of you, FFFFFF"
"You haven't seen me again, how can you dream about it?"
ββ¦β¦ Like, fffff. β
"Hey, this woman is crazy, she laughs so badly. Chen Sisi said loudly.
"Then you're stupid. Li Mu covered the side of his phone.
"I'm telling the truth. β
"Am I telling a lie?"
"Damn, Lao Tzu has a very high IQ, okay?"
"Ape, there's a laptop there, take it and go back to your room to play. Li Mu raised his middle finger and pointed to the side.
"Woe to the water, woe to the water. Chen Sisi took the laptop in his hand and rolled into the room.
"What's wrong?"
"No, just now my friend had diarrhea and asked me for paper. β
"FFF, pull it after eating?"
"Well, maybe it's primitive instinct. β
"FFF, tell a story. β
"Good. β
Li Mu breathed a sigh of relief, turned on the gramophone, and put on her favorite jazz records.
"What are you talking about today?"
"Someone messed up the roses. β
"ffff, sounds interesting. β
"That's true. β
The story melted into a deep voice, poured into her heart, and turned into a medicine for sleep.
Long.
"Whew, whew. "K seems to be sleeping deeply.
"Good night. Li Mu chuckled.
No matter how far away she had to keep from him, he would move forward without hesitation, and while he was often called stubborn, he knew it was worth doing for the sake of some.
"When did you become so gentle?" Chen Sisi pushed the door out.
"All the time. β
"Fart, it's obviously a poisonous snake. β
"The targets of poisoning are selective. β
ββ¦β¦ Throw it at me every day. β
"Because your resistance is high. β
"You've all practiced high,
"Go to sleep, I have class tomorrow. β
"I don't have it tomorrow. β
"Want to faint?" Li Mu held up a stick.
ββ¦β¦ Damn, it's getting more and more ferocious. Chen Sisi walked into the room.
Li Mu shook his head and prepared to sleep.
Night, like ink.
The stars and moon rings were obscured by dark clouds, and the city was still as bright as day, and the lights were bright.
The clock ticking on the wooden wall panel seems to foreshadow the future.
The next day, in the morning.
Buzzing.
"Ginggingganggang, get up, lazy lion. β
"Well, that's early. Li Mu got up, opened the curtains, and the rain hung on the glass window.
The sky is as gloomy as it was yesterday.
"It's raining again, FFFF, but it's going to be fighting today!"
"Hmm. Li Mu yawned.
"I'm going to take a shower, ffff, and we'll talk in a minute. β
"Good. β
K doesn't reply anymore, it looks like he's going to take a shower.
The deafening snoring came from the living room, like a song of punk.
"Is this thing practicing the lion's roar?" Li Mu walked to the living room and opened the door of Chen Sisi's room.
I saw a notebook on one side of the bed, on which a strange movie was playing, and a man and a woman were fighting naked on the screen, and the language seemed to be from some island country.
ββ¦β¦ Damn ape-man. Li Mu covered his head.
Chen Sisi fell asleep and scratched the black hairs on his chest with his hands.
"Get up. Li Mu inserted his index and middle fingers into Chen Sisi's nostrils.
"!"
Chapter 59 Martian Beauty
"It's really unscrupulous. β
"I just watched the movie, as for it?" Chen Sisi exclaimed, rubbing his nose.
"Don't know about the Trojan?"
"Damn, I've already killed the poison. β
"Your brains really need to be disinfected. β
ββ¦β¦ I am hungry. Chen Sisi's stomach growled.
Li Mu shook his head and came to the kitchen to cook.
Buzzing.
"FFF, guess what I'm doing?"
"Take a bath?"
"No, I'm brushing my teeth! β
"Brush it well. β
"Of course, what about you?"
"Cooking. β
"Cook for me later. β
"It's okay for a lifetime. β
"How much does this like me?"
"Thinking too much. β
"You just like me. β
"Not at all. β
"Then why a lifetime. β
"Because it's boring. β
ββ¦β¦ Don't talk about it, take a bath. β
ββ¦β¦ Well. β
"Guess what color I'm wearing?"
"Pink?" Li Mu's nose was a little hot.
"FFF, white. β
"I love white. β
"Did you think of anything else?"
"Not at all, I'm a person of integrity. β
"Really?"
"Of course. β
"That's good, FFF, let's not talk about it. β
"Good. Li Mu stir-fried the rice with the cut ingredients.
The scent immediately drew the bald ape over, and a slimy liquid began to bubble out of his mouth.
"If you are a woman, no matter how ugly you look, I will marry you, your craftsmanship is simply amazing. β
"Then I'm sure I won't marry you. Li Mu rolled his eyes.
"Can I open champagne?"
"Drinking early in the morning?"
"Of course, you guy really don't know how to drink, so you have to drink it in the morning. β
"I know about alcoholism. β
"It's just a hobby, not to that extent. β
"I hope so. Li Mu brought the prepared meal to the table.
"Then you're welcome, hahahaha. Chen Sisi gulped down vegetables, like a wild man who had been hungry for three days.
"You're welcome. Li Mu was helpless.
After breakfast, Li Mu took a bath, changed his clothes, and prepared to go out.
"Together at night?"
"Nope. β
"Do you really want to be a?"
"I just don't want to get rancid. Li Mu went out.
Downstairs.
He walked in the rain with an umbrella.
Buzzing. (To be continued.) )