Chapter 418: What a Long Christmas
The dark song opens the door to Honkai (Patrol and Gensokyo's Tailor's Shop), the smell of blood overflows (the bloody ending of "School-Days"), and on this day, Gensokyo also undergoes a mutation ("Oriental Eternal Night" is released).
"Brother Cheng, how long is it left? ”
There was a urging voice from the headphones, and a teenager looked at the newly updated character introduction of "Oriental Fantasy Township", while glancing at the game update in the corner of the screen, and replied: "It's almost over! 99%! Say it, don't call me Brother Cheng, I'm going to change my name!"
There were several people's laughter in the headphones: "Isn't this a good name?" Makoto Ito, so catchy, can be drawn by a master to comics, animation, and become famous all over the country, what to change?"
"Damn! Do you know what kind of gaze people cast at me when they hear my name? The day before yesterday, when I went to the bank to fill in the information, the aunt at the front desk had an extremely strange look, as if she would get pregnant if I looked at her...... A middle-aged aunt in her thirties, it's not good to watch mother-in-law and daughter-in-law dramas, what kind of master's animation do you watch, and I also watch "school-days" that I don't like, this taste is too unique!"
"Also, not long ago, I met a girl from the university next door on the Internet, who looks very good, maybe I will be able to leave the group this year. What's more, we've already sent photos to each other, and Lang is a concubine, so I almost untie my clothes, but as soon as people hear my name, they immediately block me, and it's useless to say anything!"
"Do you think I'm easy? I'm 25, I've graduated from college, and I'm doing well. The work is ok too. The house is also there. Although I don't have a car yet, I believe that there will be soon, so I sent a hostess to come to the town. But because of the name...... In just two months, almost all of my female classmates from elementary school to college have blocked me! I don't change my name, will you send me a wife?"
It's good that my companion didn't mention this, but when I mentioned this, Ito Makoto couldn't help but feel sad. Complaining miserably to his companions.
Originally, I saw my name appear in the comics, and was ridiculed by my colleagues in the unit, although I was a little embarrassed, but my heart was still very dark, especially those female characters were so "delicious", so that he always couldn't help but fantasize, if these can be their own women, how cool it would be!
His wish came true, and it was overfulfilled, and one by one the girls were pushed down by the bulldozer under the crotch. Makoto Ito has become a scumbag.
And then his world changed.
Colleagues in the company have been together for a long time, and they will only tease twice. Didn't really think he was like that. Although he exaggerated his complaints about his peers, his classmates for many years did not block him because of this, and he immediately became a "big star" because he was originally a passer-by among his classmates, but he clearly felt that some female classmates deliberately kept a distance from him - perhaps because of the sharp turn in the plot of the comics, which made him suspicious and paranoid, he hoped so.
However, some strangers who have never met before will always have a very subtle reaction when they hear him say his name for the first time.
This "goddess", who obviously may have pulled herself out of the FFF group, was intimidated by her own name.
He really wanted to rush to his sister and shout to her, "I didn't do that! I'm still a virgin, a real virgin!"
In the past, it would make him feel ashamed to say that he was a virgin in front of others, and he often used to brag about his great health care (the content of which of course seemed to other people's feelings in some places). But now he can't wait to sing "I'm a virgin" to the world.
In the face of this situation, can he still live bravely without changing his name?
However, the procedures for changing the name are also troublesome, and the police station began to use improper reasons to prevent him from deserving, but if he doesn't change, he won't have a wife, and the "lonely life" ridicule and ridicule on the Internet is okay, it really falls on him, and in the face of this bright future, he might as well commit suicide.
After some good talk, and even death, he finally forced them to agree to the name change (and spent a lot of effort to convince their parents during this period).
However, his situation is special, and this procedure will have to go through for a while, so his current name is still Ito Makoto - the name that if he shouted his name out loud in elementary school, he would definitely be sent to the police station!
This is just the beginning, after the broadcast of "The End of Blood", the police station is afraid that it will have a headache for a while. And this name issue may leave an insurmountable record for the record of "School-Days".
The topic turned back.,This Cheng brother is also an Oriental fan.,Weekend off.,It happened to usher in the release of a new Gensokyo work.,So I made an appointment with a friend to prepare to take advantage of the fact that the strategy was not yet popular.,Make a good ranking.。
The new expansion is called "Oriental Eternal Night Copy", and after seeing the promotional advertisement of Tianman, fans have long been looking forward to it. In addition to the new maps and new characters that will inevitably appear, new gameplay is also the focus of this promotion.
Judging from the leaked news, this new gameplay will be very exciting and exciting. But Tianman is always secretive and satisfies the appetite of fans, but he doesn't say it honestly and generously.
It makes fans love and hate, and I really want to take a leather whip and beat it hard to relieve my anger.
This time, the patch pack is very large, and in the past, it was a separate patch pack, and you can also play the content of the previous version when you download it. But this time it's an upgrade to the whole game.,I can't play anything.,I can only stare and wait for it to be downloaded and installed.。
Set the alarm clock in the morning, and I wanted to play the game as soon as possible, but as soon as I saw the size, Brother Cheng clicked it and started downloading, and then ran back to bed to sleep again.
Wait for a sleep to wake up.,Have breakfast.,I've finished reading all the updated novels.、Comics.、Animation.、TV all the newer.,Hungry again.,Look at the time.,It looks like it's already going to be lunch.,There's still one last bit left in the download.。
Calculate the time, Brother Cheng hurriedly went to make a bowl of instant noodles for himself, first pad his stomach, save a while, and he couldn't play the "God's Rubbing" skill when he was hungry, and was sprayed by his companions.
Mei sucked the instant noodles: "You guys go fight first." You beat the previous difficulty first. I'll be fine in a moment. We'll be able to go straight to Fantasy difficulty. ”
In the last patch update, He Chen added a setting that is convenient for players to win over newcomers - in a team, if more than half of the team members have mastered the previous difficulty, then they can directly take those who have not played the previous difficulty to play fantasy difficulty directly.
Of course, even if you have been brought through the fantasy difficulty, if you have not cleared the previous difficulty, you will not be able to open the fantasy difficulty game alone.
Use fantasy difficulty just as a bait to tempt people. Just like the title party and the cover party, the difficulty in front is the basis for progression.
Don't let the previous difficulty abuse the players out of the physique of shaking M, He Chen will not open the great enchantment of Gensokyo for them.
I waited for a while to download and install it.,Log in to the game again.,The main interface is still the main interface.,Except for the new map of Gensokyo that lights up after the new expansion appears as usual.,Brother Cheng doesn't feel the same as before.。
The newly emerged place, called the Eternal Pavilion, is in the south of the world, surrounded by a lost bamboo forest.
"How are you doing?
Get ready. Brother Cheng greeted his companion in an excited tone. Just looking at the introduction, he couldn't wait to experience this new battle first.
"It's been around for a long time. ”
Before Brother Cheng said, they were already fighting.
For those of them who have experienced countless barrage battles, the previous battles of difficulty are like a warm-up, and they can be easily completed. Just wait for Brother Cheng to be OK, and he will point to Gensokyo.
After Brother Cheng logged in, several people formed Brother Cheng into the team, and then directly clicked to the Lost Bamboo Forest on the map forever and forever, and chose the fantasy difficulty that had already lit up.
……
In a cold place, there seemed to be a war, one by one the black shadows who could not see clearly stepped forward with hot weapons in hand, and one by one the cold and arrogant "humans" raised their hands and waved out powerful "magic" or "sword qi", hot weapons and magic-like energy, colliding with each other, leaving one big pit after another on the ground.
Shuttling between the battlefields, there are also "humans" who seem to have rabbit ears on their heads.
A black figure with rabbit ears turned its head to look at the sky, and there were many white moons hanging in the sky, but blue spheres.
At the same time, the picture suddenly switched to a quiet and peaceful bamboo forest, and the qiē just now seemed to be just an illusion.
A character appeared on the screen, and from the character design that was released, fans knew that this non-earthly creature named Moon Rabbit of a race with rabbit ears and a cute death did not pay for her life, and her name (it?) was Reisen, Yuzukain, Inaba.
Reisen looked at the full moon in the sky, his ears twitching.
She received a call from the moon - the moon had been invaded.
She, who was originally a lunar weapon, told another person the news.
Dressed in ancient costumes like a fairy who came out of the picture scroll, she was so beautiful that she was exiled to the earth, and she had the "power of eternity" The princess of the moon - Penglai Mountain Kaguya.
Life on the moon before exile.
A time spent with the lowly earthlings.
Killing the messenger of the moon who greeted him, the sin of coveting comfort.
Kaguya's memories awakened.
"Do you want to go back?" suddenly a cold voice appeared, and in the darkness, a pair of bright and awe-inspiring eyes appeared, looking directly at the soft and elegant Kazuya in the moonlight.
Eye-catching in the darkness, Kaguya shook his head.
She didn't want to go back, she didn't want to have anything to do with the moon...... She didn't want to hide anymore, she was tired of this sneaky life, and she wanted to live on the ground with dignity.
The bright eyes narrowed slightly, and it seemed that he smiled again, and he didn't seem to smile again.
"Then let the full moon disappear from the face of the earth. In this way, the passage between the Moon and the Earth can be interrupted. In fact, the full moon seen from the ground was the only key that could open the passage. Therefore, the messenger of the moon can only visit during the full moon. If you destroy that key...... On the ground, it becomes a huge secret room. ”
The inhabitants of Gensokyo, as if aware of this, frowned, and looked at the sky, the moon that would never have a full moon...... (To be continued......)