Chapter 206 is as small as a toothpick!
Tang and Song have been knocking on the door of the scenery, and Gu Xiangwei and Yin Yimo have to end the warmth.
The strawberries planted by Yin Yimo soothed his irritability like rain and dew, but his face was still extremely dark, especially with a violent knock on the door, Jun's face became darker and darker.
He gritted his teeth and greeted the eighteen generations of ancestors of the Tang and Song dynasties one by one in his heart!
Although he was extremely unhappy in his heart, he still gently and carefully dressed Yin Yimo in his hands.
And very calm, very slow and logical, he just wants to see how mentally retarded Tang Song's emotional intelligence can be, and he wants Tang Song to pat his hands swollen!
"Husband, I'll wear it myself, you go and open the door first, our door is about to be broken." Yin Yimo grabbed Gu Xiangwei's big hand and stopped him from putting on a sweater for her.
"Let him shoot, and let him pay if the shot is broken. Gu Xiangwei put the sweater into Yin Yixian's neck, gently pulled her arm, and stuffed it into the sweater sleeve.
Yin Yimo had no choice, so she could only let Gu Xiangwei wait for her to dress, and stuffed her fingers into her ears to reduce the harsh knocking noise.
"Husband, who is the person outside the door?"
"It's not people outside the door. ”
Yin Yimo laughed. "Husband, don't be angry, it's not good to be angry early in the morning. ”
Gu Xiangwei lowered his head and put on her socks, and said seriously, "I'm not angry, I just want to kill someone." ”
Yin Yimo expressed absolute belief, and with Gu Xiangwei's ugly face, she was a little sympathetic to the people outside the door who didn't know whether they were alive or dead.
"Husband, what time did you come back yesterday? ”
Gu Xiangwei was about to put shoes on her, but when she asked, he remembered that the drinking account had not yet been settled, and his tender eyes became serious. "I came back at ten o'clock, and you secretly drank again. ”
Yin Yimo saw that Gu Xiangwei became stern, and immediately smiled flatteringly. "Husband, I just drank a little bit, it's ...... wine"
"Did the red wine do it first?" Gu Xiangwei raised his eyebrows and interrupted Yin Yimo's words. "I said it yesterday, but it's useless today. ”
Yin Yimo coquettishly said, "Husband, people are really ......"
"Speak well. Gu Xiangwei's face was cold, not angry but threatening.
He must let Yin Yimo have a long memory this time, he was almost scared to death by her yesterday, alcohol is too dangerous for her, it must be strictly forbidden!
Yin Yimo was indeed frightened by Gu Xiangmi, Gu Xiangmian hadn't been so indifferent and serious to her for a long time, it seemed that she must have done something very out of the ordinary last night.
"Comrade Gu Xiangwei, I'm sorry I was wrong. Yin Yiqian straightened his waist, bowed his head and sincerely apologized and admitted his mistake.
That's a good talk!
Gu Xiangwei grabbed her ankle with his big hand, raised his hand and hit her foot twice. "Does it hurt?"
Yin Yimo bit her lip and nodded aggrievedly. "It hurts, it's numb. ”
In fact, Gu Xiangwei's hand was very light, like tickling, and it didn't hurt at all.
Gu Xiangwei said, "It's right to hurt, you can only remember it if you hurt!"
Yin Yimo tried hard to make herself look pitiful, and nodded with tears in her eyes. "I have a long memory, I won't touch a drop of wine in the future, husband, don't be angry. ”
Gu Xiangwei "......"
Yin Yimo stretched out his other foot. "Husband, if you don't get angry, you can hit me twice more. ”
Gu Xiangwei "......"
Yin Yimo was anxious, she didn't want to make Gu Xiangwei uncomfortable for a minute, so she grabbed Gu Xiangwei's arm with her little hand and coquettishly. "Husband, you are fierce and fierce, what do you want people to do, people really know that they are wrong!"
Gu Xiangwei shook off Yin Yimo's hand, put her shoes on her without saying a word, and put on her coat.
The atmosphere began to be silent and awkward, and while Yin Yimo obediently cooperated with Gu Xiangwei, the knock on the door that was extremely eager for rescue sounded quickly.
And Tang Song outside the door, his hands were red, and after waiting for more than ten minutes and no one responded, he suddenly thought of the matter of men and women, pinched a cold sweat in his heart for his reckless behavior, and quickly evacuated at the speed of light!
Xia Duo just came out of the room and bumped into Tang Song, who was fleeing for his life, holding his sore arm and glaring at Tang Song fiercely. "Why are you still here, why haven't you left yet?"
Tang Song clasped his hands around his chest, raised his eyebrows and said, "May I ask if this is your home?"
Xia Duo said, "This is my best friend's house!"
Don Bed laughed. "It's a coincidence, I'm sorry, this is my brother's house!"
"Tut-tut, I really don't understand, how can a person like Mr. Gu's boyfriend who is full of strength and hormones explode be brothers with a girl like you!" Xia Duo shook his head and sighed, his words full of regret and sarcasm.
When Tang Song heard this, his anger instantly rushed up, and he gritted his back molars to calm down.
He can bear how Xia Duo scolds him, but he really can't bear to scold his girls!
Tang Song followed Xia Duo's example and said, "Tut-tut, I really don't understand, how can a gentle, beautiful and empathetic person like Yimo be best friends with a woman like you who is more manly than you!"
The Tang and Song dynasties learned very similarly, especially the charm of irony and regret imitated the essence.
"You...... It's really not a man!" Xia Duo pointed at Tang Song, about to explode.
Tang Song was even more annoyed, Xia Duo repeatedly doubted his man's dignity, he couldn't insult him if he could kill him, he wanted this girl to know if he was a real man now!
Tang Song slammed his hands across Xia Duo's shoulders, turned around and pressed her against the wall. "You always say that I am not a man, whether I am a man or not, you can know by touching it. ”
When the words fell, Tang Song took Xia Duo's hand and put it on his crotch before Xia Duo could react to the meaning of the words.
Tall, piping hot......
"Ah————!" When Xia Duo reacted to what the touch in the palm of her hand was, she screamed like an electric shock, and subconsciously wanted to withdraw her hand, but Tang Song pressed her hand harder, and stroked her deeply evilly.
Xia Duo's face was so red that it was dripping blood, in addition to the sense of shame and the embarrassment of wanting to drill into the cracks, this shameless old man Tang Song actually ...... Actually let her touch his chicks!
It's still obsessive!
it!
This girl can't lose, she has to be calm and calm!
The flush on Xia Duo's face gradually faded, and the hand placed on Tang Song's sensitive part grabbed hard, and as Tang Song's legs were arched and stiff, she showed an old witch-like smile.
"Director Tang, are you cool?"
Tang Song exhaled in pain, felt the unspeakable pain, gritted his teeth in pain, gritted his teeth and threatened Xia Duo to let go quickly, his descendants were going to be ruined!
Xia Duo smiled, tiptoed close to Tang Song's ear, and said word by word, "Yes, it doesn't mean that you are a man, besides, you are ...... It's thin and small, like a toothpick. ”
After saying that, Xia Duo let go, shook his hand in disgust, and hurriedly ran to the bathroom to disinfect and wash his hands.
The petrified Tang and Song dynasties are left messy in Xia Duo's astonishing metaphor.
Thin and small?
Toothpick?
This damn woman!!!
Tang Song's lungs were about to explode, how could he be stupid enough to let the venomous Xia Duo touch him, he was humiliating himself and sent it to the door for people*!
Since he intersected with Xia Duo, his IQ has run away from home!
Tang Song tried to take two small steps, but a certain part was still painful like a twitch, this dead girl was really ruthless, she really wanted him Tang Song to cut off his children and grandchildren!
Yin Yimo apologized several times, but failed to coax Gu Xiangwei, drooped his little head in frustration, and took Gu Xiangwei's arm out of the room.
She comforted herself and thought that Gu Xiangwei didn't shake off her hand, which meant that he was not so angry, and he could still be coaxed with more effort.
"Tang Song?" Yin Yimo shouted in surprise, let go of Gu Xiangwei with his little hand, and ran to Tang Song's side curiously. "When did you come? The person who just knocked on the door couldn't be you, right? and...... What's wrong with your walking posture?"
asked several questions in a row, Tang Song was a little embarrassed, because Yin Yimo found his weirdness with sharp eyes, and he didn't know how to answer.
"Hi, good morning, I've been here yesterday. Tang Song chose the one that best answered and avoided two thunder points.
"You won't come back with Xiangmi, were you together last night?" Yin Yimo has always been very curious, Gu Xiangwei went to the company to work overtime last night, how could he be with Tang Song.
Before Tang Song could answer, Gu Xiangwei hugged Yin Yimo into his arms unhappily.
He's jealous!
"Mo'er, why do you care so much about the mentally handicapped group?" Gu Xiangwei's words were full of vinegar, and his eyes swept towards Tang and Song like a blade.
Tang Song was weak because he knocked on the door, and he was afraid that Gu Xiangwei would get angry and be involved in the advertising planning case that he was going to talk about later, so he hurriedly left this place, thinking about making a few simple breakfasts and courteously currying favor with President Gu Da, a local tyrant.
He was looking forward to Gu Xiangwei's appropriation!
"Hehe, you talk, I'll go get some breakfast. Tang Song received Gu Xiangwei's hinting glance with interest, turned around and walked quickly to the kitchen.
Tang Song straightened his back, took a big stride, and tried to make his walking posture as natural as possible.
But the pain of rubbing his heart with every step made him want to conquer Xia Duo even more in his heart.
Didn't he say that he was a toothpick, then he used a toothpick to put it on her crying and begging for mercy!
After Yin Yimo saw Tang Song enter the kitchen, he got into Gu Xiangwei's arms and hugged his waist tightly. "Husband, don't be angry, okay! The black face is not good-looking at all, like a little old man, ugly to death. ”
Gu Xiangwei held Yin Yimo's cheeks with both hands. "I'm not angry with you, I'm angry with myself, I shouldn't have left you alone at home, I know that there is a little gluttonous cat at home, and I treasure so much good wine, it's my fault, wait for all these wines to be packed and taken away by Tang Song, and we won't keep a bottle." ”
Gu Xiangwei thought, since Xia Duo likes to drink so much, then let Tang Song take it away and harm his woman!
"Husband, don't say that, I feel even more uncomfortable when you say that. "The plot reversed too fast, it was too sensational, and she was about to cry.
Gu Xiangwei rubbed the tip of her nose. "Silly girl, I'll never be mad at you. ”
He was just angry that he didn't protect her properly.
"Husband, you're so nice. ”
Gu Xiangwei kissed her pink lips, and as soon as she touched her lips, Yin Yimo stood on tiptoe and responded enthusiastically, and the two hugged each other and staged a passionate kiss in the living room, completely forgetting that there were Tang Song and Xia Duo in the house.
Xia Duo, who had washed her hands more than ten times, just came out of the bathroom and saw a fiery scene, with roots under her feet, indulging in the beautiful picture of handsome men and beautiful women kissing.
Although she should close her eyes and shouldn't look, as a rotten girl, she can't take a step anymore and can't walk.