Chapter 270:, Pee, Fart, Comedy
"Urban youth Mei Yuangui has many different identities, but his real identity is actually a 'breakup master' who specializes in helping people break up......"
History is always strikingly similar, even if there is one more Mu Ming, even if the timeline has changed, "The Breakup Master" was still made out by Deng Chao. Please search (product % book ¥¥ net) to see the most complete!
Well, in fact, it's not an accident, this story is adapted from the drama of Yu Baimei, a good friend of the Deng Dynasty. Although most of the plot has been modified, the main story line and framework are still the drama version.
This is also the reason why there are so many inexplicable plots in "The Breakup Master". The original work was stripped of only a frame, and of course it had to be filled with new flesh and blood to plump it up.
What if the right flesh and blood are not enough? Naturally, I can only find some improvisation and stuff it in, and I almost have a look.
"How about it?" In the room, Deng Chao looked at Mu Ming expectantly.
"Well......" Mu Ming was silent for a long time, and said faintly: "The box office should definitely be fine, but Brother Chao, you have to be prepared to be scolded after the screening." ”
"Scolded?" Deng Chao was originally happy to hear the first half of the sentence, but then he heard the second half of the sentence and asked in surprise: "Why?"
Excuse me, how do you tell a person in front of him that he writes a terrible story?
"Brother Chao, there is a form of comedy in Hollywood called ', pee, fart' comedy, you know. Mu Ming tried her best to find a way to be tactful.
", pee and fart comedy", of course, it can also be called an R-rated comedy, because the stalks in its film basically revolve around ****, as well as swear words and so on.
The more well-known ones are Hollywood, such as "The Hangover", "Teddy Bear" and "Screaming Laughter", and domestic ones such as Wang Fat Man and Grape Master.
It's basically all kinds of dirty and funny, and most of these comedies don't pay attention to anything "the highest form of comedy is tragedy", as long as it makes you laugh.
"Brother Chao, you have to know. Most of the ', pee, and fart comedies' are not too bad in terms of cost. But most of them can't avoid being scolded. ”
"You have to mean that this "Breakup Master" is also a ', pee, and fart comedy'?" Deng Chao asked with a frown.
Hah! What do you think?
"Well, I can only say that from the style of comedy, it will be more inclined to this. ”
Deng Chao thought about it silently, in fact, he has been filming for so many years, and he still has the ability to distinguish, so he naturally knows that the funny style of "The Breakup Master" is better...... Vulgar.
But the problem is, quite a lot of viewers love to watch this.
"You just said that the box office performance of this movie should not be bad?" Deng Chao asked aloud.
"Definitely, find a popular heroine, plus Brother Chao's own popularity. Then follow up with the announcement or something, there is a suitable schedule, and the box office of four or five billion is very easy. Mu Ming said as a matter of course.
Deng Chao was silent for a while, and then exhaled: "I'll change this script again, and try to make it as perfect as possible." ”
Mu Ming understands that Deng Chao will definitely make this movie. As for changing the script? Don't be funny, there is a problem with the most fundamental logic of this story, if you really want to change it, it is not a modification, it has to be rewritten.
"Eh, the heroine, or let Li Ying play it. Deng Chao looked at Xiao Zhao, who was watching the script with relish on the side, and suddenly said to Mu Ming.
"Xiaoying plays Ye Xiaochun?" Mu Ming said speechlessly: "Brother Chao, do you think it is appropriate?"
"That's right, Li Ying's image doesn't quite match. Deng Chao shook his head regretfully. However, he didn't lose long, and continued in a blink of an eye: "Then you two will make a cameo." ”
"Cameo? cameo what?"
"At the beginning of the movie, I'm going to shoot a few successful cases of the male protagonists breaking up before, like the opening of "33 Days of Broken Love". Deng Chao said excitedly: "Finding a few real celebrity couples to make cameos can be regarded as easter eggs." ”
"Don't go!" this time Mu Ming decisively refused.
"Why?" Deng Chao didn't expect Mu Ming to refuse, and asked subconsciously puzzled.
"Unlucky. ”
"......" Deng Chao looked at Mu Ming for a long time. This reason is really fresh and refined.
"What's unlucky, I think it's fun to make a cameo. Xiao Zhao, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly spoke.
"Yes, Mu Ming, you look at what kind of ideological consciousness Li Ying has, you can look at you again. It's the 21st century, and feudal superstition is unacceptable. Deng Chao said with a snake stick.
Mu Ming looked at Xiao Zhao helplessly, where are you, little sister?
"It's okay, call me when you need it. Mu Ming didn't have any real reason to refuse, and it was nothing to make a cameo.
"That's right, Brother Chao. I've paid so much, you look at the investment ...... this movie" Although "The Breakup Master" is very bad, the box office results are really good, and it's a bit unreasonable not to invest in it.
As for fame, anyway, there is a light in front, and Mizuki can count the money silently.
Eh, why don't you learn from Fox in the future, and make a "Shuimu Searchlight Film and Television" alone, and push all the bad movies like this to make money to the trumpet. In this way, it not only makes money, but also ensures Mizuki's reputation.
Alas, he is really a sinner of domestic movies.
Seeing Deng Chao away, Xiao Zhao looked at Mu Ming who came back and asked, "Why don't you want to make a cameo?"
"I said, unlucky. ”
"Really?" Xiao Zhao looked at Mu Ming brightly.
"Of course, part of the reason is that the cameo in this movie has ruined my reputation. Mu Ming spread his hands and said.
"Why, isn't this movie good? I just read the script and think a lot of things are funny. Xiao Zhao said puzzled.
"It's not bad, it's rotten. It is not ruled out that there are indeed one or two okay jokes, but they can't cover up the overall rottenness. "Humor and humor don't save you from the fact that you're a fat house.
"Then why didn't you just tell Brother Chao directly, saying that this movie is not good?"
"Would you directly say to the co-actors in the opposite role, are your acting skills really bad?" Mu Ming asked rhetorically.
"Yes. Xiao Zhao said as a matter of course.
“……”
What else can I say? The girlfriend I found had to go down on my knees.
Because of Deng Chao's visit, Mu Ming and Xiao Zhao didn't have a chance to go out. After an afternoon of rest in my room, I got my makeup and styling done before 6 o'clock, and then drove to the Sun Shan Historical Memorial Hall in Taipei.
The 50th Golden Horse Awards, held here.
There must be a red carpet ceremony at the awards ceremony, in addition to the invited guests, there are also many local 18th-tier actresses who can be regarded as looking forward to the opportunity to appear, one by one wearing very polite dresses, and they can't stop on the red carpet.
Therefore, rubbing the red carpet is also classy. People wear dragon robes on the red carpet, and you can only wear a lace nightgown, and the pattern is very different.