Hulu Baby Chapter 2

Crossing through? probably. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info is more accurate to say, it should be that the big gourd ate a piece of extraterrestrial consciousness, and then because of indiscriminate eating, he broke his stomach and had indigestion, so he couldn't successfully assimilate it, so this piece of consciousness finally turned into a spirit, so that the big gourd has the ability to think. Heaven and earth were born, and the way of heaven was not completed, at this time, anything could happen, and it was not strange that such a thing happened.

However, in today's big gourd's subjective point of view, the idea is naturally a little different.

My name is Huda, and I don't remember my original name at all, so I'll just call it that for the time being. Crossing should have been a very gratifying thing, but now, I can't be happy at all. The reason, of course, is that I have amnesia. As a person of noble character, memory is very important, after all, if you don't remember what good things you have done, then how can you prove that you are noble. Then, while the big reason for amnesia, there were other small factors that also made Huda not very happy.

For example-

Others, either princes, nobles, rich and handsome, or rich second generations, no matter how poor they are, at least they should be individuals. Crossing into a gourd, no hands or feet, unable to move, what is this! Is it because in the original stage play "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs", I played a tree, and I played it so well that I was remembered by God? Ahh Who can be so bitter as me, I don't remember anything after crossing, and I have become a gourd, and I don't even have the basic goal of becoming a CEO, marrying Bai Fumei, and walking to the peak of life.

Just when Huda felt sorry for himself, a sudden sound attracted his attention.

Ping Pong!Ping Pong!

Of course, this is not playing table tennis, but the very familiar, the sound of swords intersecting in the martial arts world. As soon as he heard this movement, Hu Da was immediately frightened, not that he was timid, not that he didn't like the martial arts world, which man didn't have a martial arts dream, who didn't want to experience the love of the rivers and lakes, just like the martial arts flavor of "Wulin Gaiden", Hu Da liked it very much. So, why is Huda still scared? Shouldn't he be happy? Please, if you want to mix martial arts, the premise has to be a person!

Looking back, what is the most common image of martial arts? a sword on his back and a pot of wine at his waist. Just imagine, a strong man with a beard and scum who talks to you mouth to mouth all day long, can you stand it? Can you not be afraid? The most terrible thing is that you can't even bite your tongue and kill yourself.

In fear, Hu Da hurriedly looked over, his eyes widened, and he almost didn't break his guts.

Damn, what's the situation? The sky is actually going down?!

At this time, of course, Huda didn't know that in this chaotic period when heaven and earth were born and the aura was unstable, what would only be seen in the future in the Heavenly Tribulation and Heavenly Punishment was really the same as playing now. It will not be until Hongjun merges the Dao that the world will truly become stable, and there will be no more such dangerous things at will.

Someone's coming! Help!

On the gourd vine, the big gourd swayed "happily".

Woo woo, why am I so unlucky, I just crossed over, not to mention the amnesia, not to mention the crossing into a gourd, I can even encounter such a strange thing as a knife in the sky, I am going to die when I first come, who in the world can be so unfortunate as me。。。。。。

Wait, Huda was suddenly stunned, no, this is an opportunity. Crossing into a gourd is already very tragic, and the key is that you can't even bite your tongue and commit suicide. But now, didn't God give him the opportunity to commit suicide?!

So, on the gourd vine, the big gourd continued to shake happily.

Here!Here!Smash me!Get busy!North Nose!

Finally, the hard work paid off, and Huda relied on his own efforts to constantly shake and produce aura electromagnetic waves, which caused an inexplicable attraction to the blades in the sky, so that the other party couldn't help but fall down and wanted to directly hack the little fat man who twisted his ass to death. A piece of knife light, flying down.

Huda closed his eyes, stretched out his hand and raised his head, as if a holy light was shining on his body.

Come on!

Grunt.

Hmm? Why did you faintly hear a swallowing sound? Huda reopened his eyes and didn't fall? Could it be that he missed it?

At this time, another sword light flew over. Huda hurriedly spread his hands again and closed his eyes.

Ah~~ comes with the Holy Light reappearing.

Come on!

Hiss.

Huh? This time it's the sound of eating noodles?

What's the situation? It's still a big deal with nothing, and I'm at a loss. He was born with an aura of evasion!Ah, that's really thanks to the gods! Another holy light fell.

Soon, the knife went down more and more, and the knife became more and more fierce, and Huda finally found the problem. Every time, when the knife was about to fall on him, it was inexplicably offset, and then, it was eaten by other gourds around him! That's right, it was eaten, obviously there was no mouth, not even the mouth of the gourd was opened, but Huda could feel that it was eaten into a bottomless pit!

What is this? Unscientific. Obviously it's just a gourd, but it's so violent? Could it be that they're not ordinary gourds? Thinking of this, Huda suddenly had a flash of inspiration, stretched out his fingers and began to count.

One, two, three, four, five, six (I think of myself, oh) seven; red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, purple; hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine, neon, gold, wood, water, fire, earth, shengdan, pure and ugly; what is the name of daddy's father, the boss of the bastard ran away with his sister-in-law (as if mixed with something strange)。。。。。。

Originally, Huda was the consciousness of the extraterrestrial consciousness, and many things in his mind were not clear, he knew some here, he knew a little there, and even many of them were contradictory and incoherent. But for some reason, Huda suddenly burst into tears at this time. Countless falling knives seem to be interpreting the incomparably familiar sonorous sound of the basic feelings!

Clank, knock. Clank, knock. Ding Dong Dong Dong, gourd baby~~ Ding Dong dong, big skills~~la la lala~~ gourd baby~gourd baby~big skills~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Beside him, although he had not yet developed his senses, several brothers still communicated in a tentacle-like manner.

"What's wrong with him, big brother? It seems to be a little abnormal today. ”

"Leave him alone, eat quickly. ”

"That's right. ”

"Probably eating it. ”

"Who told him to eat alone before? ”

"yes, I can only pick up leftovers every time. ”

"Don't talk, eat quickly!"

Ahh

・・・・・・

I don't know how long it took for Huda to recover from the infinite cycle of singles.

Wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes, looking at the sky, for a while, he was refreshed, and he no longer cared about the human origin he wanted. Gourd baby! Haha, it turns out that I am a gourd baby! Although it looks a little round, but it's baby fat, and it's also a character with great magical powers. Collect the pangolin, save the old man, kick the scorpion essence, punch the female snake essence, incarnate the King Kong gourd baby, marry the little butterfly, and embark on life from then on, oh no, the peak of "Husheng", the future is still very beautiful. Hahahaha!

This is the first day that Huda mistakenly thought that he had traveled into the world of gourd babies.