Chapter 498: Battle Egg in

The next shot switched to the "Truth" column group of Shaohu TV, where the host Wang Qian, Xu Jichao, Mint and some guests invited by the program were discussing something fiercely.

"What is it that rattles in the coffin that Meng Di heard? Xiaoli's grandmother has passed away, and the coffin lid is nailed, in this case, it should be impossible to make a sound in the coffin. But it does make noise, a phenomenon that runs counter to our experience. ”

"At this time, a guest who is engaged in the archaeological industry put forward some kind of speculation, which caused us to think deeply. In the narrator, Wang Qian continued to explain.

"Under normal circumstances, this kind of thing is not possible. However, in the eyes of us professionals, it is not surprising that there is such a thing as a sound coming from a coffin, and there should be three possibilities. "The guests from the archaeological industry explained to the others very carefully.

The voices in the coffin puzzled us, but in the eyes of professionals they were commonplace, and there would be at least three possibilities! What are the three possibilities? ”

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"There is no one who calls himself a fighting king. ”

"The advertising slogan is quite smooth. ”

"I was scared into a cold sweat on my back, and I was amused by this advertising slogan, hahaha...... One sip of tea squirted out!"

"Wang Qian, can you be serious?"

"If it's too serious, it's not 'The Truth'. ”

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"Welcome back, let's continue our conversation and hear from the archaeologist about the three possibilities. The camera returned to the "Truth" column group, and with Wang Qian's narration, the camera also returned to the archaeologist guests.

"The first possibility, and the biggest possibility, is that my grandmother is not dead. Why do I say that? First of all, after all, it is a sealed coffin, and the rattling sound is very similar to the sound of a person's fingernails scratching on a wooden board; secondly, the small mountain village is a place with almost no contact with the outside world, there is no electricity, and the medical conditions are very limited, and the possibility of my grandmother being misdiagnosed as death is very high; finally, we know that many people will have a return to the light before they die, maybe the grandmother is just in a coma, and now she is in the coffin, but she finds that the coffin is nailed, so she can only reach out and grab the coffin board to make a sound to attract the attention of others。 The archaeological guests talked eloquently.

The camera cuts to the hospital's morgue, where an obese corpse lying on a dissecting table, with a red-and-white brain that has been shattered, suddenly opens its eyes, sits up suddenly, and then lies back on the autopsy table with a distracted look.

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"Oh my God! Suddenly cut the camera and scared Lao Tzu!"

"My head is shattered like that, lying on the dissecting table, can I still get back to the light?

"Isn't this corpse Shan Yao? The one who sold the kidnapping! The one who was possessed by the alien! Wang Qian, can you be serious about your science program?"

"It's really! this brain-shattering special effect is too ......."

While netizens were discussing, Shan Yao on the dissecting bed got up again, took a piece of broken watermelon from his head and stuffed it into his mouth.

"What are you doing? Sit down! Sit down! It's not done yet!" Xu Jichao, who was directing the camera next to him, yelled at Shan Yao a few times.

"Oh!" Shan Yao hurriedly lay back on the autopsy bed and straightened the corpse.

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"The return to the light has always been an unsolved mystery in the medical community, why do people who are about to die suddenly become like normal people? However, can it be concluded that the sound heard by the Meng Di girl was made by Xiaoli's grandmother in the coffin? Science cannot be too arbitrary. Now let's listen to the second possibility. Wang Qian's voiceover.

"The second possibility is that Xiaoli's grandmother has become a zombie, the small mountain village is very closed, it may be a small mountain village left over from ancient times, there is a very old virus in some very ancient places, maybe there will be a virus that makes people become zombies, Xiaoli's grandmother inadvertently came into contact with this virus, and thus became a zombie. ”

"We know that the hands and claws of zombies are very powerful, they become no different from animals after losing their human intelligence, if Xiaoli's grandmother becomes a zombie, it will definitely try every means to crawl out of the coffin and bite people everywhere, and the lid of the coffin is nailed, it can't get out, it can only keep grabbing the coffin cover with its claws, making that terrifying rattling sound. ”

The camera cuts to the game Grand Theft Auto: Thriller World, where zombies reach out and scratch at walls, doors, and other things.

"Zombies are indeed a reason that is difficult for ordinary people to understand. However, if there are really zombies in this world, and then they still bite people everywhere, our world will not be so harmonious, but the expert also has his truth, a very closed ancient mountain village! What if there is a zombie virus? There are no absolutes in this world, everything is possible, and anything can happen. It's just that now we still can't conclude that this is the last reason, let's listen to the third possibility of experts. Wang Qian's voiceover.

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"Fat man, can you pull more nonsense? The zombies are all out! I'm completely drunk!"

"Is this a science show? This is a serious!"

"I think it's, but why do you want to keep watching?"

"What is the third possibility, I guess it's an alien!"

"Don't talk nonsense! "Alien" is a science fiction movie, okay?"

"The purpose of "The Truth" is that there is no most nonsense, only more nonsense! "The Truth" is a battle egg in nonsense!"

"Let's see how fat Wang. ”

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"The third possibility is that grandma was parasitized by aliens! The little alien broke out of grandma's body, but was locked in a closed coffin, and wanted to get out but couldn't get out, so it had to gnaw on the coffin lid with its sharp teeth, and the result was that rattling sound! Bringing the alien to the earth is the first step for the alien colony of the earth, if this is really the possibility, we humans will face the danger of being exterminated!"

The camera cuts into the picture of the Chinese science fiction movie "Alien", which happens to be the scene of Zhang Mengdi being chased and killed by the alien, poof! Only one of Zhang Mengdi's arms is left in the shot, and blood is dripping down her fingers.

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"Who said that the alien came just now? God prophesied!

"Worship together!"

"Alien-kun 666!"

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"Experts offer these three possibilities, but we still can't assume that this is the final answer. Just as our exploration was rambling, another guest in the funeral industry made an unexpected point that made us feel creepy again. What exactly is this point of view? Please don't go away, we'll move on after the ad. ”

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"Oh, by the way, I did an advertisement just now, according to the new requirements of the radio and television department, the advertisement can't be too intensive, so I won't insert the advertisement here, let's continue with the previous program and listen to what this guest who is engaged in the funeral industry has to say. ”

Originally, they wanted to rob their grandmother's tomb, but it turned out to be early, and no one had been buried, so they had to come and steal the coffin...... Anyway, tomb robbery is also to dig up the coffin, and it is not more worry-free to steal the coffin that has not yet been buried? As a result, when they were stealing a lot of joy, they were startled by the Meng Di girl who came out of the grandmother's room, and in order to avoid revealing their identities, they hid behind the coffin and scratched the coffin board to make a rattling sound, so as to scare away the Meng Di girl, so that they could continue to steal the coffin. The guests in the funeral industry explained with a very solemn expression.

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"Can you stop talking like this! It's all about robbing tombs! It's almost boundless!"

"What kind of expert, what kind of bullshit guest?

"Wang Fatty, can you still have a good time? The two-hour program has only been broadcast for ten minutes, and the has been twenty minutes!"

"Upstairs, the serious part of the show "The Truth" is! Is this the first time you've watched it?"

"Who remembers my aunt and brother? I haven't seen his comments for a long time. ”

"He's more than Fat Wang!"

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"The experts have different opinions, but what is the rattling sound coming from the coffin? Grandma has returned? Grandma has become a zombie? Grandma has parasitized aliens in her body? Or is it that grandma's house has entered the tomb robbers and wants to steal the coffin? In order to find out the truth, we still have to go back to the scene to find the final answer and find out the truth of the matter. Wang Qian's narration continued.

The camera switched back to the main room of her grandmother's house, Zhang Mengdi was looking at the direction of the coffin with a frightened face, the TV camera became extremely quiet, and with the faint light of the kerosene lamp, the rattling sound came out very clearly again.

"Who?" Zhang Mengdi shouted boldly in the direction of the coffin.

No one responded.

"Xiaoli......" Zhang Mengdi walked back to the door of her grandmother's room and shouted into the dark room.

There was no response, and it looked like Xiaoli was already asleep.

The rattling sound sounded again, seeming through the darkness and silence.

Zhang Mengdi stood in the dark and hesitated for a while, she looked at her grandmother's room, then at Xiaoli's room, and finally mustered up the courage to walk carefully to the coffin step by step.

After coming to the coffin, Zhang Mengdi slowly leaned his head closer and put his ear on it, trying to figure out what the sound was about.

At this moment, there was a terrifying howling sound in the darkness, and a very hideous, fanged face appeared in the camera frame, Zhang Mengdi screamed in fright, and many viewers in front of the TV were also startled. A professor at Huanghe University, who was watching the show, was so frightened that the thermos cup in his hand fell to the ground, and the muffled sound of 'bang!' startled all the people watching the show around him.

Then, a cat appeared in the camera, 'meowing' at Zhang Mengdi, and his voice was very mournful.

"Original...... After Xiaoli came back, she said several times that she didn't know where her grandmother's cat was, but she didn't expect to hide by the coffin all the time, it was really a loving cat. Zhang Mengdi walked over to himself, squatted down and reached out to caress the cat's head, and the kitten also stretched out its head to rub Zhang Mengdi's legs and feet.

After a heated discussion, the guests agreed that the rattling sound should have been made by a cat's paw on the coffin board. The camera switched back to the scene of the "Truth" column, Wang Qian, Xu Jichao, Mint and the guests were arguing, and Wang Qian's narration sounded at the right time.

A guest who has never been to zoological research at the scene said that pet cat claw grinding is a daily homework, cats have a pair of very sharp claws, and the claws grow quickly. The long claws begin to bend and deform, and the claw tip barbs affect the cat's walking and stabbing the flesh pads on the feet. In order to keep their claws sharp and prevent them from being bent too long, cats have developed the habit of sharpening their claws. Cat claw grinding can be said to be an instinct, which is a necessary work for the cat's own physiological regulation. ”

"The paws of domestic pet cats grow faster than those of wild cats, because domestic cats lack places to climb for exercise, so the effect of grinding claws every day is not obvious, and the growth rate of claws will become faster. Generally, when raising pet cats, you should prepare a post or plank for the cat to sharpen its claws at home. ”

"In addition to the instinctive grinding of pet cats, there is also a situation that will also make cats grind their claws. Cats have sweat glands between their fingernails, which can emit their own unique scent, and cats are born with a strong sense of territory, in order to assert their sovereignty, they will also leave their unique smell on the territory by grinding their claws, indicating that they have occupied the territory, in order to warn other intruding species. ”

"Grandma's cat was obviously grinding its claws on the coffin board to make that terrible quacking sound. Only when we master more scientific knowledge can we not panic in the face of unknown phenomena and not explain things from the viewpoint of feudal superstition. Our "Truth" program has always adhered to the spirit of serious science and edutainment, and while watching our program, we teach all kinds of useful scientific knowledge to the audience and friends. Wang Qian continued to narrate.

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"Nima, can I curse? Just a cat has been talking about it for a long time?"

"The guests at the scene are all a group of pigs, and the cats have already come out, and they have been discussing fiercely for a long time, and finally they are convinced that the rattling sound is from the cat's paw coffin board?"

"It's also entertaining and educational! Teaching scientific knowledge? Wang Fatty, you think that our audience are all kindergarten children? You don't even know about cats grinding their claws?"

"I'm spurting a mouthful of old blood on the TV screen!"

"It's only been half an hour after the show, and the truth has already come out, so what are you going to do with another hour and a half?".