"Big news, big news!"

Early in the morning, Wang Xiaolu knocked on Guo Dalu's door at the door of the hotel, "Brother Dalu, Brother Dalu, Bai Qingyan has an accident!"

Guo Dalu opened the door, "Do you want anyone to live? What time is it, girl? If you don't sleep, I'll still sleep!"

Wang Xiaolu squeezed into the room and handed his mobile phone to Guo Dalu, "Look, look, it was said on the Internet that Bai Qingyan had a stroke and was admitted to the hospital yesterday!"

Guo Dalu curiously took the mobile phone and scanned the lace news, only to see that there were several big black headlines on the news section: Bai Qingyan, a famous martial arts novel writer, unfortunately suffered a stroke yesterday and is now being rescued in the hospital!

This reporter learned today that Mr. Bai Qingyan, a well-known writer of martial arts novels, was suddenly taken to the hospital last night after a cerebral stroke, and is still being rescued. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

According to his family, the reason why Bai Qingyan had a stroke this time was because he was too excited when he saw a counterattack article published by the young writer Guo Dalu on Weibo.

At present, Bai Qingyan's family said that the culprit of all this is the young writer Guo Dalu, and they are ready to start suing Guo Dalu for publicly humiliating Mr. Bai Qingyan after he recovers from his illness.

They thought that Mr. Guo Dalu was disrespectful, repeatedly targeted Mr. Bai Qingyan with insulting language, and led public opinion to suppress Mr. Bai Lao, which made Mr. Guo depressed and depressed during this time. Later, he was abused by many netizens who did not know the truth, and then he was emotionally agitated and was hospitalized with a stroke......

"Damn, just hospitalized?"

After reading this report, Guo Dalu laughed, "Why do you think this old man is here? Just write your book well, what are you provoking me for? Now it's okay, go straight to the custody room!"

Wang Xiaolu chuckled: "Now some people on the whole Internet have begun to give you a nickname, called 'Guo Cannon'." They say that you belong to gunpowder, just one point! And the combat effectiveness is super strong, catching the enemy is a fierce bombardment, a few shots down, the enemy is finished! Haha, what these netizens don't know is that in fact, your original nickname is called Guo Cannon!"

She said happily: "Sure enough, there are only wrong names, no wrong nicknames, Brother Dalu, no matter where you go, you can't run away with the title of 'cannon'!"

Guo Dalu said: "Go, go, I'm the victim, okay? I don't know him until now, just because of a bullshit propaganda channel, this old man bites me and I don't let go, this is a disaster for me! Someone bites me, what do you say I can do? I must fight back!"

Wang Xiaolu smiled: "Then what now?"

"What now?"

Guo Dalu said with a smile: "I must congratulate you!"

Wang Xiaolu said: "The old men are hospitalized, do you want to congratulate them?"

Guo Dalu said: "Nonsense, the enemy is hospitalized, this is a great thing for me, of course I want to congratulate you!"

He took Wang Xiaolu's hand and walked to the table in the room, "Wait a minute, I'll write it in a while, you can send it, you must choose a festive decoration on Weibo, it's best to get some firecrackers, red lanterns and other decorations to express my brother's joy." ”

Wang Xiaolu hesitated: "It's not good to fall into a hole like this, right?"

Guo Dalu said: "What's wrong? I dare to pack the ticket, if it is me who enters the hospital now, Bai Qingyan will definitely get up from the hospital bed happily, and it is estimated that he will not be panting after running the marathon!"

Wang Xiaolu said: "That person won't say anything ugly at this time." ”

Guo Dalu said: "So these people are hypocritical, and they don't dare to say it when they are happy!

He said to Wang Xiaolu: "In Wen and Wu, since the two sides are already enemies, why bother to be coy? Could it be that if I express my condolences, he and his family will be grateful to me? I will be able to turn hostility into friendship?

Wang Xiaolu was dizzy by what he said, "Okay, okay, okay, I can't talk about you, just listen to you!"

At that moment, Guo Dalu wrote a limerick poem and handed it to Wang Xiaolu, "You must dress up this poem to be festive, I just want to beat the water dogs!"

Wang Xiaolu read the limerick he wrote, and said to Guo Dalu: "Brother Dalu, I finally know why you can't get along in the lawyer world." ”

Guo Dalu asked, "Why?"

Wang Xiaolu said: "Because you are really indebted!"

"Stinky girl, I want to be beaten!"

Guo Dalu raised his fist and made a gesture to hit someone.

Wang Xiaolu let out a "ha" and walked out of the room with her mobile phone, "Brother Da Lu, you are too damaged!"

Guo Dalu said: "Don't forget to send it out!"

Wang Xiaolu snorted, "Got it! Big stupid, I can't even post it on Weibo!"

Guo Dalu's living habits are quite different from those of his peers, who chat and play games online, but he rarely even uses the Internet, and even the mobile phone that accompanies him is an old-fashioned brick-shaped mobile phone that cannot access the Internet.

Other people's writing is typed out on the computer, but he usually carries a pen on his body, and when he writes, he really writes on paper, not on the computer.

Only when he has to do so will he use document code words on the computer.

When he wrote "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", he used computer documents, but in normal times, he still mainly wrote by hand.

This is rare in today's society.

This guy is very repulsive to all things networked, like online shopping, everyone else has been shopping online for years, but he still doesn't even have a shopping account.

He still buys everything in physical stores, and even when he is looking up materials, he is also looking up in the library, and online materials are of little use to him.

He listens to songs, plays, and cross talk, basically from CDs or radios, and rarely searches the Internet.

Although he understands the Internet, he secretly rejects it in his heart.

So now, the matter of posting Weibo has been handed over to Wang Xiaolu to take care of, and he is too lazy to engage in these things on the Internet.

Guo Dalu's living state is completely a lifestyle that only sixty or seventy-year-old people have, and even more old-fashioned than seventy or eighty-year-old people.

He watches TV, basically only watches the news, and knows a lot about major events at home and abroad, but he doesn't care about some celebrity gossip at all.

He was even more lazy to watch some variety shows, because he felt that watching these shows was really an insult to his IQ and ability.

For example, what kind of adventure show, in the eyes of actors and audiences, this is an extremely difficult thing to do, but in Guo Dalu's eyes, it is just a simple fart, and he naturally can't stand the poor performances of those actors.

For example, in some domestic martial arts competitions, others are enthusiastic and think these players are very powerful, but these players are not farts in Guo Dalu's eyes, and they can poke them to death with one finger, and watching their fights, they naturally feel boring.

To some extent, Guo Dalu is a lonely person and a person who is out of touch with society.

In fact, there are many people like him in this society, such as some scientists, soldiers, workers in secret units, and some ordinary people in poor mountainous areas...... Wait a minute.

But since he'd gone mad and had a cloud of memories in his head, he had finally become interested in something else in today's society.

He began to write books in order to make money, and then began to make movies with great interest, began to integrate into modern society, and even led modern society.

Looking at Wang Xiaolu's back bouncing away, Guo Dalu yawned and started the day's work.

Today is the last day of filming "East Becomes West", and the shots of the entire movie have basically been filmed, and all that remains is to make up for the pictures that feel wrong, and the work task is actually not too heavy.

By the afternoon, the shooting task was complete.

When Guo Dalu announced the news of the completion of the movie, all the cast and crew on the scene were excited and mixed with a look of disbelief.

That's it?

It's only been a few days, huh?

Huang Botao said excitedly: "Guo Ye, this whole drama has only been filmed for a total of eleven days, and it is rare to make a movie in such a short period of time!"

He was a little excited, "The key is that the quality of this movie is not bad, you can make such a high-quality movie in ten days, Guo Ye, you have created a miracle!"

Guo Dalu smiled: "Okay, let's call it a day and go to the hotel for a meal together in the evening." ”

When it was time to eat in the hotel in the evening, Wang Xiaolu hurriedly found Guo Dalu: "Brother Dalu, I sent out your limerick poem according to your request, and now it has attracted many people to scold you, and even the vice chairman of the Huaxia Writers Association has been shocked, saying that you have no mercy and are a shame for contemporary writers! ”

She asked anxiously, "What should I do now?"

Guo Dalu raised his eyebrows, "Zuoxie, I scolded Lao Bai Qingyan and asked them for their?"

Chen Ruihu next to him also knew about this and asked, "Brother Dalu, how do we deal with it?"

Guo Dalu said: "What to deal with? What is there to deal with? Zuo Xie is amazing? They can still bite my bird?"