Body Chapter 592 is very eccentric

Tai Bai Xing didn't sleep all night, because of Ye Fan's previous deeds in the heavenly realm, his heart was not very calm, and he always felt that he would do something.

Early in the morning, he came to Honglu Temple, and in a pavilion at the foot of the mountain, he saw more than a dozen palace maids lying on a small bamboo bed, with a white paper on their faces.

Broken, what is it?

Tai Bai Xing had a bad premonition, sure enough, this Ye Guoshi is a troublesome spirit, no matter where he goes, there will always be some strange things happening. I don't know if the Yin Tianzi of the underworld deliberately let Ye Fan come up to make small moves. These palace maids lay down one by one, feeling as if they had been under a spell.

Even if it doesn't matter, what's even more strange is that it is Hou Chuchu who is sitting in the gazebo. Hou Chuchu grabbed a handful of melon seeds in his hand, and lined them up on the table one by one, one hundred horizontally, one hundred vertically, and then, all together, and then, he started the action just now.

Tai Bai Xing felt that Hou Chuchu's state was wrong, especially the eyes, which had no charm, just like the fairy puppet made by Lao Tie next door, constantly repeating the movements.

Evil sect.

Tai Bai Xing looked around, it was only one night, why did such an unexplained phenomenon appear: "Rear Commander, are you okay?"

"Rear Commander?" Tai Baixing saw that the other party did not answer, and shouted again, but still did not react. He quickly wiped his sweat, hurriedly walked into the Honglu Temple, and saw Ye Fan nesting on the sofa playing games.

"Ye Guoshi, are you okay?" Tai Bai Xing was relieved to see that Ye Fan was fine.

"It's okay, come and sit down, I'll get you some iced tea from the underworld." "Ye Fan still has a lot of respect for Tai Bai Xing, a good man has the value of a good man's existence, especially in the Heavenly Realm where the weak eat the strong, this type of cultivator is even rarer.

"National teacher, outside...... What's going on?, but your secret methods of the underworld keep them alive?" asked Tai Bai Xing.

Ye Fan waved his hand, brought Tai Bai Xing to the door, pointed to those palace maids, and said, "The white paper that is pasted on the face is actually a mask. Is it possible that your heavenly court is so closed? This kind of product came out a long time ago, and I made it. I'm going to shoot a MV in Guanghan Palace. ”

Tai Bai Xing looked confused, how can he understand this thing? Isn't this asking a science student, what color is this lipstick?

"Oh, that's fine, it's okay. Tai Bai Xing asked himself that it was still very good to observe words and colors, it should be a misunderstanding: "That...... After the Commander's Thing. ”

Ye Fan smiled slightly, and stood with his hands in his hands: "I had some academic exchanges with the commander last night, she has been counting melon seeds there since last night, maybe in a few days, she will have an epiphany, don't worry, seniors." ”

"That's very good...... Then I'll arrange other guards for you. Tai Bai Xing said: "Since the Hou Commander is in the Dao of Enlightenment, he is naturally not competent for security work. ”

"There's no need, this is Heavenly Court, do you still need security?" Ye Fan said: "Are the seniors afraid that I will make trouble here and send someone to guard me?"

"No, no, no, the national teacher is serious, but you, as the national teacher of the underworld, have not arranged for protection, I am afraid that it will spread out, and your reputation will not be good. Tai Bai Xing said: "I can't be the master of this matter, I have to report the things here to the Jade Emperor." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, you and I are both part-time workers, and we should do our best, have you ever tasted this? Ye Fan took out a small bag and stuffed it into Tai Bai Xing.

Tai Bai Xing's eyes lit up, he didn't really have any special hobbies, he just liked those strange things. Well, when the path of monasticism is hopeless, there is always something else to pass the time.

"This is ......"

"You taste it first, it tastes good. ”

"Huh, it tastes weird, ahem...... Ahem...... I...... I choked...... cough cough...... "Tai Bai Xing was choked, his face was red, and his ears were red." But fortunately, after all, he is a cultivator, so he spit it out.

"Senior, this thing can only be chewed in the mouth, not swallowed. How do you feel about the taste?" Ye Fan took out a whole packet: "This is a specialty of my hometown." ”

What is this?

Isn't this betel nut?

Betel nut is a certain addictive thing, and the taste is quite strange, people who like it naturally like it, and people who don't like it are very annoying. According to some institutions, this thing is likely to cause cancer, but there is no such thing as cancer in the Heavenly Realm, after all, everyone is a cultivator, how can they be killed by cancer?

"Ahem...... Ahem...... National teacher, didn't you give me something highly poisonous, did you?" Tai Bai Xing covered his neck, and quickly his throat was suppressed, and he wanted to vomit something, but he just couldn't vomit.

"You just ate too hard, this betel nut, eat slowly, chew slowly. Ye Fan was not worried at all, when he was in college, Wang Biao didn't know where to get a pack of betel nuts, when he first ate it, he was too anxious, and finally his whole face turned red, feeling as if he was drunk, and he wanted to vomit, so he squatted next to the toilet for an afternoon.

It should be uncomfortable, right?

Ye Fan suddenly remembered that the things he bought in the Yang Mall could be increased many times in the Heavenly Realm......

Poor Tai Bai Xing, he is a little embarrassed.

Tai Bai Xing squatted on the ground and pretended to vomit for almost an hour, and finally relieved: "Cool, cool...... I'll have to eat another one. ”

Ye Fan sat on the stone bench next to him, looked at Tai Bai Xing, who had begun to confuse the betel nut, and smiled hesitantly. The first essence of sales, let you taste it first, and then let's continue to talk, otherwise, it is useless to talk too much. Now the effect is coming, and someone is addicted.

"This betel nut is not only addictive, but also a kind of leisure food, which is very suitable for the civil servants of the heavenly court, when I heard of arbitrary work before, go out for a spin, come back to drink tea and play chess, and go to eat and drink when the point comes. Ye Fan held his chin: "Betel nut can be made into a very high-end food, and this time you can't take the civilian route." ”

Ye Fan took out a bottle of Moutai, this kind of wine is in the civil servants in the yang world, yes, many civil servants usually drink Moutai as water: "No, Moutai is not dominant among the many wines in the heavenly realm, because there are very many people who can make wine in the heavenly realm, if you want to do it, you will be a monopoly and an exclusive." ”

At this time, the whole atmosphere of Honglu Temple is very strange, how strange it is to put on masks, count melon seeds, and eat betel nuts.

Concubine Yu came here in the clouds, and when she saw this situation, her brows furrowed.

She set her eyes on Ye Fan's body, this man was the legendary Ye Guoshi, why was he smirking, he looked like a fool.

While she was still wondering, the fool also saw her, and looked at each other.

Ye Fan didn't know who the other party was, in the heavenly court, there should be no fewer fairies with this temperament, his eyes grunted, and he wanted to have a little bad taste, so he flew over: "Ye Fan, the national teacher of the underworld, this fairy has a dusty temperament and is as beautiful as a flower, she must be the queen mother." On behalf of Hades, I would like to pay you the utmost respect. ”

Concubine Yu's face turned cold in an instant, and she recognized the wrong person? She didn't think so, if the shrewd Ye Guoshi, how could she recognize the wrong person? Besides, according to the etiquette law, the queen mother would come here to see the national teacher without bringing anyone? Just kidding, ordinary people can do this, but the queen mother is absolutely not good, there is a thing called avoiding suspicion.

This man, as Yu Linling said, has a flamboyant tongue and a lot of fancy intestines, and digs pits for you anytime and anywhere. If it weren't for the fact that there was a problem with Yu Linling's practice, only this Ye Fan could help, and she really didn't want to come.

"Ye Guoshi, I am Master Yu's concubine, and my junior Yu Linling mentioned you to me. He said that you are knowledgeable and reasonable, and you have the style of a gentleman. Concubine Yu's words were somewhat sarcastic.

Ye Fan was really a little surprised, he knew that the other party was not the queen mother, but he didn't expect it to be Concubine Yu: "It turned out to be a senior, the junior is rude, please come in and have a cup of tea." ”

Concubine Yu nodded and followed Ye Fan in, and when she passed by the pavilion, she could be regarded as recognizable, isn't this Hou Chuchu?

"Rear Commander?" Senior Concubine Yu walked over and asked, just like Tai Bai Xing before.

Hou Chuchu raised his head, saw Concubine Yu, and smiled: "The seniors are here." ”

Then continue counting the seeds.

"Ye Fan, what's the matter with you?" Concubine Yu is more vigilant, because she is a special one in the Yu family, she is away all the year round, she doesn't rely on the family's cultivation resources, and she kills it step by step by herself, which is not the same as those greenhouse flowers.

Ye Fan didn't say anything yet, only to hear Concubine Yu shouting: "Wake up." ”

This voice is really loud enough, Ye Fan felt a little tinnitus, but it was useless, and Hou Chuchu didn't look at Concubine Yu at all: "Senior, this is Honglu Temple, don't make noise." ”

"Concubine Yu, what are you doing here? This is Honglu Temple, a place to receive national teachers, and you can't come in without an edict from the Jade Emperor. Tai Bai Xing said while chewing on betel nut.

"Tai Bai Xing, are you okay?" Concubine Yu walked over and saluted.

"What can I do?" said Tai Baixing, carrying the betel nut in his pocket.

It's a good thing, and you can't be found by the other party. His personality is relatively gentle, and if Concubine Yu asks for it, he is embarrassed not to give it.

Concubine Yu stared at Ye Fan, her face was not good, this guy was really a troublemaker, he had just come to Heaven for less than a day, and he actually confused Tai Bai Xing. What should I do? I have to endure it, the future of the Yu family lies in Yu Linling's body, and whether Yu Linling's illness can be cured depends on the bastard in front of him.

She actually hates people who are very capable but difficult to communicate, and it is obvious that Ye Fan is one. Facing Ye Fan, she wanted to turn around and leave, but no, she still needed this troublesome spirit to save her family.