Chen Youdao is super popular, New Year's Day party, Spring Festival party, Mid-Autumn Festival party, as long as it is a large-scale party, there must be a TV station to invite him, and he can often be seen participating in two parties at the same time.

Not only did he sing and fire, but he took the time to shoot two movies and sell well, and made two serials and hit the air. Fortunately, this guy doesn't participate in variety shows and maintains some mystery.

Being an artist can do his kind of dù, which is definitely a success. That is to say, it takes great luck to achieve today's glory, and ordinary people can't do one-tenth or even one hundredth of him at all.

Hearing Liu Xiaomei say that she couldn't do Chen Youdao's kind of Cheng dù, Zhang was afraid to ponder: "I was negligent, I went to Taiwan thirty years earlier, and now I am the first to be popular." ”

Liu Xiaomei smiled: "Why do you always talk nonsense?"

Zhang Weihehe laughed, and then asked back to start the topic: "These people are eating today, no one is really harassing you?"

"It's not harassment, it's acquaintance, a boss said that he asked me to advertise, saying that he was contacting another day or something, and I saw that his eyes were diǎn wrong. Liu Xiaomei said: "I don't have the mood or energy to pay attention to these things. ”

Zhang was afraid and said: "A pervert like this must be chased." ”

Liu Xiaomei smiled and asked another important question: "Do you want to go home for the New Year?"

"I don't know. Zhang was afraid of answering without heart: "If it is according to the current state, I will not go back for the New Year." ”

"What is the state now?" asked Liu Xiaomei.

Zhang Wei smiled, took out his mobile phone to dial, and dialed two numbers in a row, both of which were turned off.

Liu Xiaomei asked, "Why are your parents all turned off?"

"Those are two immortals. Zhang Wei shook his head and said: "The last time we met was last spring, the two of them went to the provincial capital to tie up, invited me to eat cold noodles, and then flew away." ”

"What do they do? ”

Zhang was afraid and said: "What's the business? Those are two gods, sneaking around and running around, and they haven't been at home since the Chinese New Year last year." ”

"Always going out to travel?" asked Liu Xiaomei.

"So to speak. Zhang was afraid to say: "But my mother said it was a wandering." ”

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Zhang Wei smiled: "Do you believe that you can win the jackpot by buying a lottery ticket?"

Liu Xiaomei asked, "Did your parents win the lottery?"

"That's what they told me, and I don't believe it. Zhang Wei said: "My mother said that she won five million." ”

"Ah, you're still a rich second generation. Liu Xiaomei said with a smile.

"I don't believe it, I've always suspected that they are male and female thieves, who rob the bank and run, and the whole world runs, but they don't stay at home. Zhang was afraid to say: "Tell you, when I was in junior high school, I told me at the same table that she was poor and died, and she had twenty yuan of pocket money a week, and I was shocked.

Liu Xiaomei smiled: "You are too pitiful." ”

"Poor, I didn't have my own money until I went to college. Zhang Wei said: " Our family has always been poor, and then I graduated, and my family asked me to go back to the civil service exam, I was obedient, I went to the talent market to ask, and I only knew when I asked, I wanted to buy the recruitment brochure, I wanted to buy counseling materials, and I had to come to the provincial city to take the sports test, the most important thing, some people said that I had to apply for a study class, and if I didn't report it, I would definitely not be able to take the exam, and it would cost money, and I was angry when I heard it, I was poor to find a job, and you actually asked me for money first, and went home to tell my parents, saying that I didn't take the test, and my parents were unhappy, saying that this is the only way for me to succeed. ”

Speaking of this, Mr. Zhang Da sighed heavily: "I definitely don't think so, arguing with them, because of this, we have had a total of three family meetings, each time it ended in my failure, and then I left, I want to run away from home." ”

Liu Xiaomei asked, "Have you come to the provincial capital?"

"No, I didn't come at that time, I went to other places for a walk, and when I wanted to go home again, my parents suddenly told me that they had won the jackpot and were going to go out to wander and make the world their home, and as for me, they didn't care where they loved. Zhang Wei said helplessly: "For a while, I deeply suspected that my father was actually a rich second generation, and he had been hiding from me to raise his poor son, which was to see me grow up...... Do you think that's possible?"

Liu Xiaomei smiled: "It's so unreliable, why are your family so unreliable?"

Zhang was afraid to say: "Nonsense, I am the most reliable!"

Liu Xiaomei asked again: "If you can't contact them, you won't go home this year?"

"Yes. Zhang was afraid and said: "It's not interesting to go back, it's better to accompany you." He stopped and said: "Actually, it's the same whether you go back or not, it's a thunderous update every day, and you can't stop during the New Year, where to write or not?"

Liu Xiaomei said: "If that's the case, come to my house for the New Year." ”

Zhang Wei said: "It's not clear now, I have six monkeys at home, all of them are poor people who are more pitiful than me, look at them." ”

Liu Xiaomei suddenly kissed him on the face: "You are not pitiful. ”

Zhang was afraid of diǎn head and said: "That's right, Lao Tzu is the happiest person in the world." ”

The two of them walked around the street, walking and talking, it was a kind of romantic feeling, and it didn't seem to be very cold until the winter night. I walked for a long time before I got a taxi home.

When she was in the car, Liu Xiaomei said that there were two rehearsals a year ago, and the last time all the staff were required to be present, and the big stars must also be present, asking if you came to see the excitement?

Zhang is afraid that he will not go, and what is the point of going to see celebrities? unless he is one of those many dazzling stars.

sent Liu Xiaomei home, and then went back to his own home.

When he entered the door and saw Li Yingying sleeping on the floor, Zhang was afraid that he was very depressed, this guy was living here.

The next morning, I went to school for a while, then missed work again, went back to Happiness to pick up Grandma Yu, called the turtle to be a coachman, and today's task was to look at the house.

Finding a house for Grandma Yu is more attentive than finding a house for yourself. Zhang was afraid to contact volunteer Xiao Wang first, converge in one place, and go to the outskirts of the city to see the house.

Xiao Wang's group of volunteers provided two houses, one of which is a factory, but it is also expensive, renting a factory for 12,000 a year. The other is far away, much farther than the one introduced by Li Yingying.

The other is an ordinary family, just one yard and two houses, a typical rural courtyard, which is about the same area as Grandma Yu's current residence, and the rent is 600.

Finally, go and see the yard I saw yesterday.

Fundamentally, all three accommodations were not very good and unsatisfactory. However, only these few suitable places to live can be found in a short period of time.

Xiao Wang said that the last place to go is good, big enough, and the rent is not expensive.

Zhang Wei said: "People want to sell, we don't have an agricultural hukou, and even if we buy it, we can't transfer it." ”

He said it unintentionally, Xiao Wang said: "You can find someone to think of a way." ”

Zhang was slightly surprised: "I'll trouble you with this." ”

Xiao Wang looked at Zhang Wei, thought for a while, and said, "In this way, let's go back first, I'll find someone to ask, and I'll give you news in the next two days." ”

Zhang was afraid to say hello, everyone got into their own cars and returned the same way.

It happened to be noon, Zhang was afraid to do the east, and found a restaurant on the road, and invited Grandma Yu and Xiao Wang to eat diǎn simply. After the meal, Zhang was afraid to go back to school, and his grandmother went home, and the driver turtle escorted him all the way.

Zhang is afraid to stay in the class for a while, the monkeys don't use their mobile phones to go to school, but they don't feel at ease to study, and they can do everything. Zhang is afraid and too lazy to take care of it, he really can't manage it, and when he encounters such a group of ancestors, it is definitely not something that you can do with your hard chatter.

Ten minutes later, I went back to the office and turned on the computer to work.

As a teacher, he was the most unprofessional, teaching abnormally, often absenteeism, and doing private work in school......

Soon it was time for the end of the school day, and the students packed up their things and went home.

At this time, they were the only ones in the 119 Middle School who were working, and they were the only ones in the class after school.

Zhang was afraid to watch the monkeys leave the school, so he continued to work.

Later, the sissy called to say that the two women were gone, and he was going to invite Zhang to drink.

Zhang was afraid to say yes, and set the hotel and time. Then hurry up and get to work, get the update done before you go out, leave your computer in the office, and travel light.

The sissy cannon has diǎn good dishes and looks down at the phone.

After Zhang was afraid of entering the door, he sat directly opposite and asked, "Lost in love?"

The sissy said yes, and then said, "It's strange, I don't know why, the two of them are gone, and I feel like I'll never see each other again." ”

Zhang was afraid to ponder and asked, "How much money have you earned in the past two months?"

The sissy said: "I have to take out the money on the day of the opening ceremony, and the rest of the money is mine, about more than 900,000 yuan." ”

Zhang was taken aback: "My God, are you robbing?"

The sissy said, "I guess I won't have this opportunity in the future." ”

Zhang Wei asked, "Is it because I slept with them?"

"I don't know. The sissy said: "To put it bluntly, we are not worthy of others, the two girls have an undergraduate, a graduate student, and the family is very rich, I am a street bastard, and it is good luck to be able to sleep for two days." ”

Zhang was afraid to look at him: "I really don't understand, how can you let them follow you?"

The sissy said, "I can't figure it out more than you, but I don't have to figure it out, drink." ”

Zhang was afraid to drink a glass of wine, so he thought for a while and asked: "I heard the fat man say, you have learned car maintenance before?"

The sissy smiled: "I've also learned to cook, is it useful? ”

"That's right. Zhang was afraid to say, "Drink." ”

So, the brothers drank and drank all the time, and they could see that the sissy was really in a bad mood and didn't talk much, mainly drinking.

Zhang was too lazy to speak, and got drunk with the sissy.

One cup after another, they quickly confused themselves. Suddenly there was some noise outside the hotel, and the waiter went out to look at it and came back and shouted: "Someone jumped off the building opposite." ”

The sissy didn't hear it, and sat still.

The owner of the hotel hurriedly ran to the door to look out, and some other guests stood at the door to watch.

Zhang was afraid that he was also sitting and did not move.

When someone jumps off the building, as an ordinary passerby, the most correct way is not to watch and not discuss. You are not an expert negotiator, nor a psychologist, let alone a relative, but it is very likely that because of your appearance, the person who jumps off the building will be stimulated, and an accident will happen.

Of course, there are rescue methods, such as getting an air cushion or finding some people to pull a large cloth to pick up people. (To be continued.) )