Chapter 542: Teasing Guo Teddy
"Woo ——————"
Seeing that Guo Dalu was embarrassed by the young singer named Xie Jian on stage, the audience booed, "Master Guo, other people's families are so hard, why do you still have the heart to embarrass others?"
Guo Dalu did not give in in to the boos from the audience, "Shhhh
"If it's fake, then he's deliberately lying to me, deceiving everyone, you're a liar! Why should I be polite to him?"
When the audience heard this, they suddenly felt that what Guo Dalu said was so reasonable, this Nima is not a good thing from that side, why didn't everyone think of this from the beginning? Guo Ye is Guo Ye, and he sees the problem to the point!
Xie Jian looked panicked and embarrassed, barely stabilized his mind, didn't dare to say any more nonsense, and sang directly.
This guy can tell stories of miserable sales, but the singing is actually not bad, and when he hears it, he is a person who has been systematically trained, which is very different from some wild road singers.
After singing a song, several teachers on the stage commented one after another, and all of them praised without exception.
When it came time for Guo Dalu to comment, Guo Dalu squinted at Xie Jian, "Your singing skills are good, you have worked hard at a glance, from the perspective of simple singing, although your singing also has many flaws, it is still acceptable, and it is not hopeless." However, in this selection competition, my singing skills are one thing, and my character should also be on the other! If you have a bad character, we don't want it! You said that your parents are seriously ill, hehe, then you still come here to participate in the singing competition, you really have time!"
Xie Jian defended, "I usually sing in bars in order to treat my parents, and the purpose of participating in the competition this time is to use this platform to become famous, so that I can earn more money to heal my parents." ”
Guo Dalu sighed, "Brother, when did your parents get sick?"
Xie Jian's voice was low and his face was sad, and he said, "They all fell ill when I was six or seven years old!"
Guo Dalu said with a smile: "They fell ill when you were five or six years old, but where did you learn music? It costs a lot of money to learn music! Not to mention that you, a poor family in the countryside, or an ordinary urban family, may not be able to afford it, but your family seems to be quite rich!"
"Don't say that you are self-taught! This singing skill is a student trained by a regular college, and it will never be taught by a grass stage class!"
Xie Jian was hesitant and didn't know how to answer for a while on stage.
Guo Dalu waved his hand, "Go down, brother, continue to sing in your bar! I am very optimistic about you! When your parents are no longer sick and the family is no longer in difficulty, it is not too late for you to participate in the competition, anyway, there are many singing competitions!"
Xie Jian was full of shame, and walked down briskly with his head drooped.
There was another boo in the audience, Guo Dalu was booed just now, but now it is Xie Jian who is booing.
The host hurriedly walked out, "Now the next contestant is invited to the stage!"
The contestant who came this time was a dwarf, and as soon as he came on stage, he caused a commotion in the audience.
The dwarf was a man, and he walked to the stage and bowed to Guo Dalu and the others: "My name is Xie Dazhuang, and my parents want me to grow big and strong, but unfortunately it backfired, and I just became what I am now." ”
When a group of people on and off the stage heard this, they all laughed.
Xie Dazhuang said: "I will sing a song "Running towards Happiness" for everyone!"
The music sounded, and Xie Dazhuang held the microphone and sang loudly.
"Running towards Happiness" is a saliva song, almost all the audience has heard it, this song is an extremely soft love song, but when it comes out of his mouth, people feel not very happy.
After singing the song, the audience applauded and gradually fell silent.
Guo Dalu looked at Xie Dazhuang, "Da Zhuang, you should be older than me, it stands to reason that I shouldn't say it too bluntly, but I said that today is not a miserable meeting, we only have one criterion for selecting singers at the beginning, that is, the level of singing! ”
"There is no problem with your character and morality, or at least I don't see any problems on stage, but your singing skills are not good, not as good as the player named Xie Jian in front, I don't discriminate against any disabled people, but your singing skills are really not good, so, you were eliminated!"
An audience member in the audience couldn't help it, ran to the stage and shouted at the throat: "Guo Ye, you are too ruthless, aren't you? People with disabilities come here from afar, why don't you give him a chance?"
Guo Dalu said: "Your sister, singing competition, why should you take care of the disabled? If it is in life, give up a seat for the disabled, help them cross the road, and help them get into the car, this is no problem, but now it is a competition, since the competition, then you must follow the rules!"
The audience member pinched his waist and shouted, "Who set this bullshit rule?"
Guo Dalu glared and said, "It's what Lao Tzu decides! You don't accept it? Can you bite my bird?"
The audience: "If you dare to come over, I will dare to bite!"
Since the singer auditions, there has never been a case of judges quarreling with the audience, but it happened to Guo Dalu.
The middle-aged audience in the audience can be like a bean, jumping off the stage vigorously, "Guo Dalu, I want to take off my fans, Lao Tzu doesn't like you anymore!"
Guo Dalu said: "Go aside! You like me even a dead fat man?"
The audience booed again, and everyone was happy.
They have never seen such a star who is so open-minded to Guo Dalu, how can there be such an international star who does not pay attention to his image?
The old man next to Guo Dalu was called He Xizhi, and seeing that it was not a problem, he hurriedly dissuaded Guo Dalu, "Mr. Guo, Mr. Guo, this is still recording the show!"
Guo Dalu said: "What's wrong with recording the show? This dead fat man dares to provoke Lao Tzu, is it tolerable!"
As soon as he said this, many viewers in the audience were unhappy, and a large group of fat people stood up on the spot.
"I'm rubbing, what's wrong with the fat man?"
"You're Teddy, huh? Did the fat man mess with you?"
"Damn, Guo Dalu, I'm going to fight with you alone! Lao Tzu's mass acceleration is turned into kinetic energy, God blocks and kills God, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha, are you afraid?"
"Lao Tzu announced that he will lose his fans today, and he will only like Sister Xiaolu in the future, and he will no longer like you as a slut!"
There was a commotion at the scene, and a group of people were extremely happy, all shouting at Guo Dalu.
Among so many celebrities in the world, it is estimated that Guo Dalu will have so many wonderful fans, other fans maintain their idols, but few of Guo Dalu's fans are in awe of him, they all treat him as a buddy neighbor, and if they can fight with him, that's what is called sour!
It took a lot of effort before the scene slowly quieted down.
Guo Dalu pointed his middle finger at the audience, "I'm too lazy to argue with you sluts now, and I'll clean you up after this game is over!"
In front of the TV, the people watching the live broadcast in front of the computer all burst into laughter, "Nima, a good singer competition, why does it suddenly have a funny attribute?"