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Thinking of so many things prepared earlier, the only effect is to waste money and toss yourself. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Zhang is afraid that he is a little confused.
Do you want to propose, you have to have some personality, you have to be different from others, but where does the personality come from?
Zhang was afraid to think about it, remembered that a place was called a movie theater, hurriedly went online, opened Liu Xiaomei's Weibo, and WeChat on his mobile phone, and saved many photos, which are available in the near future. Temporarily learn video software, and spend a week making a three-minute short film, the content of which is Liu Xiaomei's photo, Liu Xiaomei and Zhang Wei's photo together, and a very nice "Love Letter".
For this reason, Mr. Zhang specially wrote a marriage proposal, memorized more than 200 words in his mind, and then went to the cinema to discuss this matter with the manager.
The manager was a young man, and he readily agreed to come down at the price of two hundred dollars. Teacher Zhang went outside to buy movie tickets.
There was a domestic blockbuster released, Zhang was afraid that he chose the scene at ten o'clock, and the two walked to the cinema after dinner, everything was so perfect.
With the previous five failed cases, and one case that failed before it started, Mr. Zhang called a careful one, starting from when you go out, to eating, to taking the car, to entering the cinema, to buying popcorn and Coke, until you sit in your seat......
The venue was empty, Zhang was afraid of being confused, didn't all the tickets be sold?
Liu Xiaomei smiled: "Let's charter the venue." ”
Zhang Wei smiled and said yes, and said: "When I bought the ticket, the ticket seller said that it was sold." ”
Liu Xiaomei stood up and looked, not to mention people, not even a ghost.
Zhang is afraid to see the time, there are still fifteen minutes to start, and his marriage proposal will start in seven minutes, and when the proposal is over, leave some time to prepare for the screening.
But time passed, and no one came in.
Zhang was afraid that he couldn't sit still and went to the manager to ask. The manager said, "The tickets are all sold. ”
Zhang was afraid to ask: "Then why is there no one?"
The manager said, "I don't know." ”
Clearly a lie. Screenwriter Zhang, who is also half a filmmaker, sighed, this is a box office. I can't imagine that it is rare to watch a movie and encounter the heroic feat of brushing the box office.
Zhang was afraid to ponder and said, "I'm sorry, manager, I won't do that." ”
"Don't get it?" said the manager, "it's all set." ”
Zhang was afraid to say thank you, deleted the film, and didn't want the money.
The manager asked, "Really?"
"I really don't want to do it. Zhang Wei confirmed. The manager responded. Zhang was afraid to go back to the cinema.
It was really a chartered venue, and the two of them sat in the middle of the venue, and no audience came in. Liu Xiaomei said: "Isn't it the box office champion? Why is no one watching?"
Zhang Wei smiled and said, "How good it is to charter the venue." ”
Liu Xiaomei said yes, the two of them watched a movie very quietly.
Coming out of the cinema, Zhang was afraid to tell himself: It's been six and a half times, and he doesn't believe that he can still fail?
Fortunately, the video can be used in other places, such as the large display on the pedestrian street...... Isn't it so stupid and expensive? Isn't it stupid and expensive?
Thinking about it, I don't have money, and I can't even ask for a marriage.
Zhang was afraid that Comrade would quiet down, patiently thinking about the marriage proposal, and patiently waiting for the next opportunity.
In the plan, Christmas and New Year's Day are good days, but the problem is far away. Children's Day, Tanabata ...... That's right, Tanabata proposal.
In his spare time, Mr. Zhang slightly modified the marriage proposal video.
Suddenly, one day, a certain singer that Liu Xiaomei likes came to hold a concert......
Zhang was afraid to think about it for a long time, so he didn't care about the video or Qixi Festival, went to the concert, and proposed on the spot.
For this reason, Mr. Zhang gritted his teeth and bought two tickets of more than 1,000 yuan, and patiently waited for the concert to start.
This time, Zhang was afraid that he wouldn't care about anything, so he wanted to kneel and propose to Liu Xiaomei when he was the happiest, and nothing else, just have a ring. /
Let's watch the concert.
I can't propose at the beginning, and the ending is not good, so I have to wait a little later in the middle of the concert, and at the climax of the concert, Liu Xiaomei is also happy to propose at that moment.
Unexpectedly, the singer really didn't give Zhang fear of face, when the third song was opened, the guy danced too happily and excitedly, and when the audience was also excited, the microphone fell and fell to the ground and it was silent, and the singer was still singing in the speaker.
Well, the concert plays lip-syncing, he is not the first and will not be the last, the problem is that it has just opened!
The audience quit, shouting lip-synching, shouting for ticket refunds, and the two slogans were exchanged back and forth.
The singer had no choice but to sing, and then, out of tune, broken sound, and couldn't keep up with the rhythm...... All kinds of situations have been made all over again.
The audience is going crazy, wow wow screaming. Even Liu Xiaomei was not happy.
Seeing this situation, Zhang was afraid that he really wanted to beat himself up, could it be that my marriage proposal angered God? As soon as I proposed, something unexpected happened?
Persisted with Liu Xiaomei until the end of the concert, and after coming out, Liu Xiaomei said: "Your money is wasted." Zhang was afraid to say no, saying that it was rare to see such a wonderful live performance.
Liu Xiaomei smiled and said, "You're bad." ”
Zhang was afraid that he smiled and said no, and the two of them walked around for a while and took a taxi home.
Seven and a half times, seven and a half times failed. When I went to work during the day, I saw an old fortune teller when I went out on business, and Zhang was afraid to go over and say, "Give me the math." ”
The old man asks what you are asking for?
Zhang Wei said: "You can calculate it casually, and you will be given money if you are allowed, but you are not allowed to give it." ”
The old man said, "This is your fault, whether I can calculate accurately or not, you don't trust me in the first place, how can I calculate? ”
Zhang was afraid to say: "I want to know if you are a liar. ”
The old man said, "Go away, don't bother me here." ”
Zhang was afraid of course to leave, and used himself to prove that street fortune telling was fake and deceitful.
I went home to conceive of the eighth marriage proposal, thinking that a lot of the money had already been spent, so I would like to spend some more and propose on the big screen in the pedestrian street.
It's only three minutes, and it's about a few thousand dollars, right?
Mr. Zhang found an advertising company, which was responsible for the advertising business of the pedestrian street and the two large screens facing the street.
After Mr. Zhang's negotiation, he bought a five-minute time for 1,200 yuan, and played it on time at 12 o'clock at noon, and if an accident occurs, it needs to be notified ten minutes in advance.
Then, this Sunday, Teacher Zhang and Liu Xiaomei went shopping.
Go to the mall in the morning, go to the snack street at 11 o'clock, walk around and eat, and go to the big screen at almost 12 o'clock. Teacher Zhang looked at the sky from time to time, and said in his heart: If you have the ability, you will make a demon to show me.
Of course, there are not so many demons, all the way to the front of the big screen, looking at the time is also twelve o'clock, the screen suddenly flashed, and a photo of Liu Xiaomei appeared.
Zhang was afraid to breathe lightly, and I finally proposed. Hold the ring box in your right hand...... Liu Xiaomei's phone rang, and after answering, her color changed, and she said that she would go back immediately. told Zhang Wei: "The boss asked me to go back to work overtime, saying that several accounts could not be reconciled." Without waiting for Zhang Wei to respond, he stuffed the snacks in his hand to Zhang Wei, ran out of the pedestrian street, and took a taxi back to the unit.
looked at Liu Xiaomei on the big screen, looked at the snacks in her hand, sighed and said, "Big brother, it's Sunday!" called the advertising company and said that there was no need to broadcast, and his girlfriend was gone.
The business manager of the advertising agency comforted him, saying that the old one would not go, and the new one would not come.
Zhang was afraid to say thank you, hung up the phone, eight times, eight times without success.
Before today, I never thought that a marriage proposal would be so tiring! Zhang was afraid of being disheartened.
A few days later, the two went out to eat, and met someone else proposing marriage on the side of the road, a handsome guy knelt on the ground with a ring, the girl held flowers, a sports car was parked behind, and a marriage proposal song was played in the car stereo.
Zhang was afraid to maliciously despise it, smashed people with a sports car, and despised it! Take Liu Xiaomei to leave in the other direction.
I can only wait for Tanabata.
Tanabata, where there are many people, there are more people in the hotel. Zhang was afraid that he decided to give up some unrealistic ideas and find a Qing bar with a singer, and Mr. Zhang wanted to sing on the spot, and also played the video that Liu Xiaomei didn't see on the big screen of the bar.
It doesn't cost much, you don't have to design too many things, everything just goes with the flow.
To live is to go with the flow.
After a period of waiting, finally Qixi Festival, Zhang was afraid to go to the bar in advance to ask about the proposal. But I heard the boss say, "There are already two couples who have proposed, one is set at nine o'clock, and the other is at eleven o'clock, if you can propose at ten or twelve o'clock, ......."
Zhang is afraid that he won't be able to listen to it anymore, and he will have to rush to the scene for the marriage proposal?
Ask at another bar...... Although there are many nightclubs, there are few suitable for proposing. Can't you propose to a messy dance music?
Teacher Zhang is going to have a magic barrier.
After failing again and again, Zhang decided to simplify the complexity, find a KTV, invite a lot of friends, and propose under the witness of friends......
The idea is very good, and my friends also support it, but the problem is that on the night of Qixi Festival, a better KTV, and a large private room are all booked out. Teacher Zhang had no choice but to postpone the plan. On the night of Qixi Festival, take Liu Xiaomei to the riverside, go to the bar to sit, and then send Liu Xiaomei home on foot.
Zhang is afraid that the marriage proposal will be set for the end of this week, so he won't believe it or won't it?
The next day I went to work, got off the bus, slowly shook to the front of the office building, found that there were many people gathered, walked over curiously, and saw a banner that read: Zhang is afraid, dare to marry me?
Zhang was afraid to be curious, is this a prank or what? Hurriedly walked in and saw Liu Xiaomei, dressed in a white wedding dress, standing under the banner with flowers in her hand.
Zhang Wei stepped forward, Liu Xiaomei held a bouquet of flowers and smiled at him: "Zhang is afraid, dare to marry me?"
This is where the story ends, and the script ends at this moment.
The whole script has no antecedents and no consequences, nothing is just a simple marriage proposal. Strictly speaking, it's not like a movie script, it's more like a lot of sketches put together.
After writing it, I watched it again, and all the jokes were in the failed marriage proposal, whether it can make the audience laugh depends on how well the actor acts.
As for the ending, it was a very happy and cool ending, it finally succeeded, and the lovers were finally together.
Zhang Wei thought about it and sent the script to Long Xiaole. And then feel like the script doesn't seem very good?
People are always contradictory, Zhang is afraid to think about it and think, he himself is proposing! However, it seems a bit silly to use the script to propose? But what about it, should you use all the marriage proposal methods written in the script?
After thinking about it for a while, I felt that the method of playing and singing by myself was a little more reliable, because this is what Teacher Liu Xiaomei has been asking him to work hard to do. (To be continued.) )