It has to be a girlfriend! Zhang is afraid to reply very seriously, so as not to be considered a pervert or a pervert.

"Excuse me, do you know the size?"

The young female shopping guide asked with a smile.

Zhang was afraid to say that he didn't know.

The shopping guide said: "This can't be bought, you must have a size to buy the right underwear, if you buy it is not suitable, it will affect your health." ”

Zhang Wei said: "The height is so high, and the weight is ...... It's very light, it's the most standard ballet dancer's body, **** has some, but it's not very big, how can you say it?

The female shopping guide smiled and replied: "I probably understand a little, but it can be like this, you buy first, pick the style and color first, and then choose an approximate size to take back, if the size is not suitable, you can come back and change, you?"

"Yes, yes, this is good. ”

Zhang was afraid to reply.

"And what style is better for you?"

The female shopping guide began to introduce the brand, anyway, a large circle of brands.

Zhang was afraid of being confused, and said, "Don't be so troublesome, just about it." ”

The female shopping guide smiled and asked, "How much underwear do you plan to buy?"

Shopping malls sell underwear, and international brands have separate faces.

The price of the black-clothed ocean like the one in front of me is mostly more than 100 yuan to more than 1,000 yuan, almost including the major domestic first-line brands and many brands that don't understand the way to come, such as Hong Kong or Taiwan brands, as well as some South Korean and Japanese brands.

It can be said that as long as you don't care about the price, even if you are picky, you can find a suitable and good clothes here.

Listening to the shopping guide asking the price, Zhang Wei replied: "This is not particularly important, the main thing is that it is suitable." ”

The female shopping guide said: "You don't know the size, if you want to buy the right clothes, you can only hit the luck." ”

Zhang was afraid to say: "Anyway, it's the figure of a standard ballet dancer." ”

After a while, I chose a set of pale green underwear.

Tong guò to buy clothes, Zhang is afraid that he has gained an insight, and underwear is not sold according to sets!

There is more money in the upper body, and there is more money in the lower body, and when added together, it is the money for a set of underwear.

Zhang was very curious.

Why do you have to say that it is a separate product for clothes of the same style and color?

Speaking of price alone, this outfit is not expensive.

But if you say that it costs more than 200 or 300 yuan to buy a small pair of pants...... After paying the money to buy clothes, when I went out, I found that there was a good girl who had been staring at him because she was curious about what she was doing.

At that time, I wanted to pose in a chic way and leave, but I was embarrassed in the end.

On the contrary, the female shopping guide repeatedly said that he was a good man and said that he could help the object buy underwear.

It's not easy.

Zhang was afraid to take this set of clothes and go out, remembering that there were gifts from Zhang Zhenzhen and Luo Shengnan, so he immediately went to the women's clothing department next door and chose two down jackets.

It took an hour to rush back and forth, and I hurried back to school.

On the way back, he received calls from Long Xiaole and the fat man, and Long Xiaole invited him to participate in the Christmas party and have a happy time.

The fat man said that it was a group of people who got together for a drink.

The turtle and the six sons are locked inside, the online anchor's company has postponed the opening time, and many things are put down, and today is a normal party.

Let's have a drink.

Zhang was afraid that he would refuse, but he still refused.

Fortunately, there are tens of thousands of words of manuscripts, which are revised and sent to the Internet to complete the update task.

Log in to the background when posting and receive a recommendation message for the next week.

This is to get the recommended position on the website for four consecutive weeks.

It's a very lucky big thing for any book.

Zhang is very happy, indicating that this book has left a good impression on the editor, at least it has always been recommended.

When the article was updated, by the way, the joy of getting the recommendation text message dissipated instantly.

In the morning, because there are comments left by several accounts.

Zhang is afraid that he deliberately "scattered"

Those words came out and were put to the top again.

At the same time, he talks nonsense and a lot of nonsense, some mocking himself, and some helpless explanations.

But before the day had passed, the same comment appeared in the middle of the book review area.

The title is the same, the content is the same, and the absence of punctuation is the same.

Three words, Zhang is afraid that he doesn't know what to do.

It's not that he's rambling.

Repeatedly obsessed with such boring comments.

It's the accumulation of such negative repetitions, and when the damage is stacked, it's easy to mess with it.

was depressed, Principal Qin called and asked what time the class would start?

Zhang was afraid to reply that there was a fourth lesson.

Principal Qin asked him to get ready, and the class was out immediately.

Zhang was afraid that the response would be good, so he ended the call.

"" on the brain screen

, thought about it, and simply made another post.

The title is "Loose Talk, Correct Your Reading Habits".

The title is crazy, and the content is even more crazy: all of you, do you know why?

Because you don't think that this story is the same as others, it can achieve your one glance and ten lines, and you can achieve the feat of reading a million words a day, I am serious and unreliable to tell you, that is impossible!

Let me be crazy for once, sue you, this book should be slow, and slowly I am correcting your reading habits!

I don't need your thanks yet.

So, everyone who says it, in fact, should have a story and should thank me!

The above is another top post written by Mr. Zhang Da, and after writing it, it is sent up, and it is added and refined, and then the computer is turned off and goes to the classroom.

As I walked, I pondered, if my sentence was smooth, but you were your problem at all!

When he arrived at the classroom, the class bell rang, Zhang Wei walked into the classroom, asked the students to sit down, and said that there was a very special class meeting to be held today, and the principal was listening.

Some students asked what class meeting it was?

Is it mobilization or something?

Zhang was afraid to make a quiet gesture: "I'll know in a while." ”

Principal Qin soon arrived, sat down at the teacher's desk by the window, and leaned sideways.

Zhang was afraid to tap the blackboard twice, and a class meeting about right and wrong began.

said that it was a class meeting, but in fact, Zhang was afraid of speaking by himself, and opened his mouth to say the theme: "Yun Zheng and the five of them are fighting again, and they are girls, from a man's point of view, they should not be beaten, and men cannot beat women; from the perspective of the police and teachers, they should not be beaten, although those girls are bullying another girl, but we should not use violence to counter violence, we should sue the teacher or call the police, and focus on education and educate them; I want to know now, from your point of view, what will you do?"

"Hit! Kill that group of ****s. ”

Yu Yuan suddenly shouted loudly.

Zhang was afraid and said: "Kill that group of ****?

The students talked nonsense, these students are really the scum elite of the third grade of the 119 middle school, and after understanding what is going on, nine out of ten of them agree to beat women.

Some students said that he was not there, otherwise he would have rushed up to beat them.

Zhang was afraid to stop their random shouting, so he took a long look, and then spoke to his classmates: "The principal is very generous, saying that in the past, when this kind of thing happened, the punishment could not be escaped, this time he opened his heart, let me hold a meeting to criticize and criticize you, and I will have to warn you strictly." ”

The students don't care, including Yun Zheng five people, what kind of criticism is a strict warning?

I don't care at all.

Just when the students didn't care, Zhang Wei continued to speak: "But I think that you should not be criticized, but should be encouraged and praised." ”

Hearing this, Principal Qin's face turned green, did this guy deliberately do something right with me?

I had the heart to get up and say a few words, Zhang was afraid that he would not give a chance, so he continued to say his words: "I said that Yun Zheng and the five of them beat girls, and then another thing, I encountered an incident in the past few days, someone stole my bicycle, so I know a highly respected legend, Ma Zhiqiang." ”

Speaking of this, he stopped, turned around and wrote the three words Ma Zhiqiang on the blackboard, dotted the blackboard with chalk and continued: "This is a legendary person, not a police officer, and he works hard to catch thieves everywhere by himself, because of this incident, he has offended many thieves and gangsters. ”

"He's hospitalized now, because he's helped too many people find bicycles, and he did find a lot of them, and he found more than 500 bicycles in three years, what kind of terrifying number is that?"

Zhang was afraid to say: "Because he helped find a bicycle, because he did good deeds, he was targeted by the bad guys, and he was beaten into the hospital by the bad guys." ”

"Speaking of which, I have a question written by a cow on the Internet, very cool, now say it, let you choose, let you tell me the answer. ”

Zhang Wei said very slowly: "The tiger is bullying the big bear, you have two choices, listen carefully, there are two choices, 1, help Nobita, 2, help the fat tiger, 3, pretend not 4, say that both sides are at fault, now sue me, how do you choose?"

Lao Pi raised his hand and said, "Teacher, you said that there are two choices, but you gave four answers, the question is wrong, right?"

Zhang Wei said: "That's right, it's not wrong at all, now let you recall the four answers, and write them on paper if you can't remember, and then there are really students who take pens and paper to write down the answers, and there are really those who can't remember, and ask each other what the answer is." After everyone remembered it, Zhang Wei said: "Carefully why I say it is two choices." Zhang was afraid to wait for a moment and then said: "This is a bull man, can come up with such a question, now, I will reveal the answer, because you must not be able to think of the reason, obviously gave four answers, why do you say two choices? Because, the last three answers are all helping the fat tiger." "Isn't it very reasonable to put this sentence on paper?" Zhang Wei said: "Then think about it, why does this happen? If we follow the advice of the teacher or the police, when the fat tiger bullies Nobita, what should we do? I don't know how many episodes of the machine qì cat have, but I know that every episode has to be bullied and bullied. "On the contrary, let's say that Yun Zheng five people beat those girls, those girls are collectively bullying a weaker and weaker girl, to rob money and slap in the face, in the face of such bullying and evildoers, do we have to sue the teacher and the police, waiting for a miracle to happen? What will the teacher say? Who do you say about the teacher?" Zhang Wei asked loudly: "How will the police deal with it?" The brawl incident against a group of minors. (To be continued.) This book is from /book/html/33/33445/