After thinking about it, I decided to use the fat man as the prototype and write a "Weight One Hundred and Nine".

Although the sissy wants to be the protagonist, although handsome guys and beauties are the king of film and television works, the world is full of handsome guys and beauties, no matter how handsome the sissy is, it is not as handsome as a popular first-line student, so she simply does the opposite, taking the big fat man as the protagonist, what if it can be popular? Anyway, online dramas are mainly funny.

The fat man's past was wonderful, and there are many stories to write. When I was a child, I was the elite of the bastards, and I was bored in class, so I took a broken knife, a spoon, and added water to dig a big hole in the classroom wall. I felt that physical education class was too tiring, so I took a pickaxe to dig a hole in the track in the middle of the night. As for the fight, needless to say, just a primary school, the medical expenses will be at least 20,000 yuan.

Modify the mess that the fat man has done and turn it into jokes to form words, which looks good. Add Lao Liang's experience to it, that guy is a blind date expert, and he has a blind date experience on various occasions, for example, have you ever taken your sister to a nightclub on a blind date......?

Lao Liang has a lot of blind dates, so many that there are various occupations. For example, the other party is mobile, so he applied for a new phone card with a Geely number, and it didn't take long to break up, and the card was invalidated.

The blind date was from the bank, so he went to open an account and apply for a credit card, and after two times, the other party ignored him, but Lao Liang was used to overdraft, and worked hard to repay the bank money every month.

The coolest thing is to do business on a blind date, and make money in love. The two chatted and knew what equipment the other company wanted to buy, so Lao Liang took the order.

When I was a child, Lao Liang was very fucked up and always messed around with fat people. When I grow up, I become different, and my leisure time is mainly used for blind dates, and it is usually difficult to see people.

The poor boy has a lot of joy, and there is nothing else in happiness, all the poor boys, and the story of the locust brigade is added to the fat man alone...... Do you want to make a long book?

Zhang is afraid to write very hard, and many funny stories make him laugh while writing. I didn't want to write this at four o'clock in the morning, but I still didn't feel sleepy, went out to pee, and came back to continue writing.

I wrote until eleven o'clock in the morning, when I suddenly felt sleepy, fell into bed, and fell asleep.

I woke up at eight o'clock in the evening, and when I first woke up, I was a little confused, and after a little slowdown, I suddenly remembered that the article on the website was not updated, and I was awake in an instant, and I sat down and continued typing.

At nine o'clock in the evening, the fat man and the turtle came to knock on the door, and when they saw him working, the fat man scolded: "I thought you were dead, why didn't you answer the call?"

"Phone?" Zhang was afraid to look at his mobile phone, there were many calls one afternoon, and he was sleeping.

"I hit it eight times. The fat man asked, "What are you doing?"

Zhang was afraid to look at him: "You only thought of me after drinking? and pretended to care, I really wanted to kill you." ”

The fat man said, "Nonsense, drinking is much more important than you." ”

Zhang Wei said: "Good news for you, the script has you as the protagonist." ”

"Damn, what's going on?" the fat man was alert: "Are you going to borrow money?"

Zhang was afraid and said: "Borrow money? What about scolding me? I write that you are the protagonist, do you need to borrow money? Give me 10,000 yuan first." ”

"I'll give you 10,000 sperm. "The fat man took a thermos and poured water.

Zhang Wei said: "Okay, you can point out 10,000 sperm for me, one no more and one no less...... You don't need 10,000, you can order it...... As long as I can name one, let me do whatever I want. ”

The fat man said disdainfully: "Old rascal." ”

Zhang was afraid and said: "Is there something serious? Get out of here, I have to work." ”

"It's not much to be tired. The fat man turned around and went out, and the turtle said hello and went home.

This is the daily life of the hooligans in happiness, eating and drinking for another day.

Zhang was afraid to continue working, so he finally uploaded it before midnight, which was one step closer to full attendance.

Then wash your face and go to sleep, just after opening your eyes, you still have to type and write stories, this is the life of a writer, this is also the life of ordinary people, no matter what you dream of, what you have, life is actually the same and repeated.

In the morning, the sissy called and said that there would be dinner in the evening, are you free?

Zhang is afraid to say, why are you so polite?

The sissy said that she was going to meet Lu Yiyi and a few girls in the evening, as well as the theme song, and you should be there.

Zhang Wei sighed and said, "Who do you have a crush on?"

The sissy replied: "I chased it, but people didn't respond, every time I came out, it was two of them, and I couldn't find a chance." ”

"Well deserved. Zhang was afraid and said, "I'm not going." ”

"Don't, do my brother a favor, and get back to you two girls. The sissy said.

"Goodbye. Zhang was afraid to hang up the phone and continued to work.

At noon, the fat man came to the door and said that he was going to billiards city.

Zhang was afraid and said, "Didn't you give up the game?"

"If you give up, you have to play a few games, and the registration fee of one hundred and five cannot be paid in vain. ”

Zhang Wei nodded and said, "Yes, there is still fifty for me." ”

"Let's go. The fat man said.

Zhang was afraid to say, "I have to work." ”

The fat man said: "With your billiards level, you can come back before four o'clock, and you won't delay your work." ”

"Look down on me?" Zhang said.

"I just look down on it. The fat man said, "If you have enough cowhide, you will enter the finals." ”

Zhang was afraid to look at the time: "I'll come back after the fight." ”

"You really don't think well of yourself. The fat man sighed.

So the two set off, Zhang was afraid that he wanted to bring some books to sell, but was stopped by the fat man: "You can come back when you go, don't take it, it's tiring." ”

Zhang was afraid that this was the reason, so he set out lightly.

They were really light, and they didn't bring anything with them. When I got to the billiards city, I went, I didn't know and thought that the national ball championship was being held, many young boys, I don't know what the level is, anyway, everyone has a gun, holding a special holster or gun bag, which is their own two truncated cues.

This is the most basic equipment, and some people even bring two sets of clubs, one club to tee off, one club to play skills, as for gloves and powder, they also have their own preparations.

If you are lazy, you can take a white glove casually, and a little more elaborate with the kind of elastic finger sleeve with only three fingers, the color is different, mostly black.

The most interesting thing is that the two uncles are not only holding a full set of equipment, but also wearing white shirts and black vests, which look very formal.

The fat man gave Zhang Wei the popularization of knowledge: "These two are old guns, they were masters more than 20 years ago, they basically don't go to work, they all rely on playing billiards to support their families, and then the number of people playing billiards decreased, and it was not easy to make money, so these two masters just found a job to make a living." ”

"Not married?" asked Zhang.

The fat man said disdainfully: "Why are you so vulgar? You are a writer." ”

Zhang was afraid: "Which one else is a master?"

"Look ahead, that big ass girl, you definitely can't beat it. The fat man gestured forward.

Zhang looked over and sighed: "Big brother, that sister should be older than you, right?"

"It's not a few years older, isn't it sexy?" asked the fat man with a smile.

There was a woman standing in the corner of the wall in front of about 1.7 meters, with her hair coiled, wearing a tight-fitting outfit, with a good face and figure, looking mature, sexy, and attractive.

Zhang was afraid to say, "How do you know everything?"

"I used to come out to play and met some people. The fat man pretended to be modest.

At this time, the host came on the court, which was a beautiful waiter in the billiards city, read the rules aloud, and then drew lots to play.

There are too many applicants, and it will take a long time to toss in the first round alone.

Zhang is afraid that he is very lucky, he has him in the first round of the game, and the fat man is behind, and he will have to wait for the first batch of players to finish the game before he can have a billiard table for the next game.

Zhang is afraid of the position of the game in the first stage of the door, this place comes and goes, the most chaotic and the most noisy.

However, Zhang is afraid of good luck, although he doesn't play well, he doesn't play well, but the opponent is even worse. Three wins in five games, a master like Ma Ping, even counting the swing time, can end in less than a quarter of an hour at most, and this is still the case of playing five sets.

But Zhang is afraid of his opponent, by the way, his opponent is a long-legged sister, wearing a pair of leggings, which makes her legs look longer. So let's play, the two of them played an exhibition game, and the first game lasted ten minutes, and Zhang was afraid to win.

The long-legged sister said, "You won't let me order either." ”

So let's let it, the second game, the third game lost one after another. But the luck of the long-legged sister is really bad, Zhang is afraid that he wants to let the ball, but he can't let the ball to the hole, right? The so-called handicap is also to push the ball to the side, the white ball is not good to set up the pole, the target ball is not good to bag, play very slowly, and so on after the third game, all the games on the field have ended, and the fat man and other second batch of players on the field.

Before leaving, the fat man shook his head: "Big brother, are you here to be funny or to pick up girls." ”

Because of the unprecedented smell, there were many people around the first stage, and whenever they couldn't score, some people were laughing, and some people were saying: This level is also coming to play?

This was the situation at the beginning, and when the third game began, the surrounding buzz became: definitely can't get in, I bet this will definitely not go in......

When it was Zhang's turn to be afraid of fighting, someone encouraged him: "Don't score." ”

When it was the turn of the long-legged sister to fight, many people encouraged together: "Just fast forward ......"

Is it fast forward when you play billiards?

The first stage has become a joke in the billiards city, and this game is very good.

Unexpectedly, Zhang was afraid that he would still be promoted. The reason is that the girl is not afraid of being thick-skinned, and after gritting her teeth and persevering for three rounds, she said she quit at the beginning of the fourth game and said that she would not play.

Zhang was very depressed: "Why are you more anxious than me? I'll just lose one more shot, and I won't give a chance." ”

Someone on the side praised: "Handsome guy, you are too expensive to pick up girls." ”

The long-legged sister hurriedly drew a line: "I like boys who play billiards well." ”

Immediately, someone coaxed: "I played well, and I am known as Taiwan." ”

No matter what he said, Zhang was afraid of promotion, so he proudly went to the fat man to watch the game. Unexpectedly, the table was played too fast, and as soon as he walked to the place, the fat man won.

Zhang was afraid to say, "So fast?"

The fat man said, "I accept your congratulations." ”

Zhang was afraid to say, "We won't be opponents, right?"

The fat man was surprised: "You've advanced? You're done? How is it possible? How can it be so fast?"

Zhang was afraid and said, "Can you scold people without slapping your face?"

The fat man said yes, and asked for details, saying how good-looking the long-legged sister is, and that billiards is the same as dancing, so she should play a few more games.

Zhang was afraid to say that you are a nymphomaniac, so he turned around to watch someone else's game.

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