Chapter Twenty-Four: Crumbling to the Ground
This studio is assigned on time, and it can't be recorded after the time, and no one can afford to delay, so the big guy can only hold back his temper and record it quickly. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
What made everyone strange was that Zhou Xingxing, who was originally nervous on the stage, looked unusually relaxed when the lights came on.
At the beginning of the recording, I saw him facing the camera and said in a very exaggerated tone: "Hello audience, this is our new column "Storytelling", today I will tell you the first episode of the storytelling story "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance"~!"
"Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance"?
What the hell is this?
What incense to order?
The employees of Jinshi, who originally came to coax, were stunned for a while.
Qiu Shuzhen, Lao Xiao and the others were so nervous that their hearts were about to jump out, this Ah Xing's tone was too high, too exaggerated, and the rhythm was wrong.
Only Su Huai was calm on the side, simply sat in his position, crossed Erlang's legs, and enjoyed the performance on the stage.
"Tang Bohu, Yu Ming Xianzong, Chenghua six years, Geng Yin was born in the year of Yin Yin and Yin Day, so the name Tang Yin, and because of the tiger, so also known as Tang Bohu, Tang Yin is extremely smart, poetry and painting, ranking first among the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River, he is seven feet tall, the jade tree is in the wind, and he is the idol worshiped by men, women and children at that time......"
In this narration, Zhou Xingxing made various gestures while reading, which was very funny, and although the people in the audience tried their best to hold back, they couldn't help but smile on their faces.
This newcomer to cross talk, although he is not well-known, has a strange style that makes people feel funny from the bottom of their hearts.
And many people asked one after another: "Didn't our Ming Dynasty have a famine? How can there be any four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River?"
"Yes, there are also poetry and painting, where are there historical celebrities in our country who are unique in poetry and painting?"
"You stupid, this is a historical fiction, and it's not true. ”
When everyone listened to this introduction, they all thought to themselves, this Su Huai is simply blind, the content of the story is so fake, how can anyone listen to it?
Even if you make up historical stories, you have to have logic, this kind of overly inflated background is simply dramatic.
This type of story is simply unheard of in this era, and everyone unconsciously labels the story as "garbage".
But just when everyone didn't think so, Zhou Xingxing began to perform the part where Zhu Zhishan came to Tang Bohu to borrow money, and when Zhou Xingxing played Zhu Zhishan, he hugged Tang Bohu's thigh and cried:
"Bohu, don't be so desperate~~ It's a big deal, if I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world turn X until her body is incomplete and crumbling......" When the short-haired female employee in the front row "poofed" burst out laughing.
The audience, who were originally frowning and serious, unconsciously laughed "haha", for the first time they heard that someone swore that "the ugliest woman in the world was turned by the night and night until the body was incomplete and crumbling".
Damn~ These four talents are too cheap, haha~
Chen Yang was stunned when he heard it, this storytelling program is available on various TV stations, but it generally describes what criminal cases, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law disputes create suspense, where is there such absurdity?
But it's this kind of mess, but it's really a bit fascinating.
But seeing the people around him laughing, Chen Yang was angry in his heart, and secretly scolded in his heart, what's so funny about this TMD! It's so low-level, so vulgar, you still laugh? This paragraph is simply too obscene!
He turned his head and glared at these people, everyone reacted and quickly stopped laughing, but at this moment, everyone was completely attracted by the plot of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance".
After a while, when I had just finished discussing what that "ink painting" was, there was a new word of "martial arts, weapon spectrum", and when I heard "Xiao Li's ****** flying knife", the audience was laughing again.
Zhou Zhou Xingchi played the role of the "Four Talents of Jiangnan" alone, and when he swayed and posed like a nymphomaniac, everyone in the audience laughed back and forth.
Tang Bohu was instigated by his companions, accosted Ruhua, but was robbed by Ruhua, after a random beating, Ruhua was shot down into the water, Zhou Xingxing finished playing Ruhua with nostrils, and used one person to play the four corners, playing the four talents.
Wen Zhengming: "Your shot is too heavy." ”
Tang Bohu: "He wants to rob money, this dead lady!"
Three: "Huh?!ladyboy?"
Zhu Zhishan: "I like it! Take it!" Saying that, Zhu Zhishan handed the fan to others, and jumped into the river with a "poof", when everyone looked stupid, Wen Zhengming said regretfully:
"It's a pity!
When everyone saw Zhou Xingxing painting his voice and coloring and performing this scene in a shy, they all leaned forward and fell back with laughter, and several of them laughed so much that they almost fell to the ground.
"My mother, I'm laughing to death~~ What kind of talent is this~Tai Chi Pin~"
"Hahaha~ Who wrote this book?,Cheap.,It's so cheap~ It's so cheap that it's numb~"
"**** out of the realm, **** out of a new height~ but, I like haha~"
Everyone burst into laughter, applause was like thunder, where is the need for someone to command on the spot, not only Chen Yang's face was so angry that his face turned green, but even Qiu Shuzhen and the old man looked stupid.
They didn't listen to what was being said on the stage at all, but they just reacted from the stands, and they couldn't believe it, how could these colleagues who came to make trouble be so cooperative? What kind of situation is this?
At this time, the recording time of more than half an hour passed as if flying.
The atmosphere of the people at the scene was warm, and they all laughed so hard that their mouths hurt a little, and when the indicator light in the studio lit up, indicating that the recording time had arrived, Zhou Xingxing found a suitable passage and said:
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end of the first section of "Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance" today, for details, please listen to the next breakdown, welcome to continue to watch at the same time next week, thank you. ”
The studio lights were on, Zhou Xingxing almost sat on the ground with weak legs, the whole person was a little confused, the first time he recorded the video, he said a lot of wrong words, but the laughter on the stage was so happy, he was a little forgetful.
Su Huai in the audience frowned slightly, and also felt a little dissatisfied, it was still not as good as the level of the star master in his impression, it could only be regarded as barely passing.
Su Huai also walked to the audience at this time and apologized to everyone: "Everyone, I'm sorry, I didn't play well this time, Ah Xing is still a newcomer, I'm too nervous, according to the rules, if you have any modifications, you can write them in the opinion book, so that our program team can learn from experience and improve." ”
This is also his first time producing a show, and Su Huai still feels very imperfect.
But everyone in the audience who was already smiling crookedly, when they saw Su Huai at this time, they suddenly remembered why they came today, one by one, you look at me, I look at you, that embarrassment.
Ah~!Confused!Confused!Confused!Today, we made an appointment to dismantle the stage, why did we cheer for Su Huai's evil young man!?