Chapter 183: Heart-to-heart talk
It turns out that what Matsumoto Ranju just ate was not a pill used to help the fun, but a righteous soul pill!
Dressed in a death overlord costume, Matsumoto Ranju who was standing next to him narrowed his eyes, and looked condescendingly at Emiya Shirou, who was pressing "himself",
"Do you think I did that kind of behavior?"
"Well, I'm a little confused. Emiya Shirou said weakly. If the last ** incident can still be quibbled, then this time it was definitely caught raped in bed. However, I don't accept it! This is fishing law enforcement! Emiya Shirou roared in his heart. He's not Megumi Yanagishita, in that situation just now, who can stand it as a normal man!
"Don't get up from 'me' yet!" Matsumoto Ranju kicked Emiya Shirou angrily, "You also take the Righteous Soul Pill, let's talk in another place." Matsumoto Ranju said. It turned out that Matsumoto Ranju brought in Emiya Shirou just to hide people's eyes, not to do anything inappropriate with him.
"Well, I didn't have anything like the Righteous Soul Pill ready. ”
Emiya Shirou said with some embarrassment. Although the god of death has no flesh in the first place, and this body is also fake, Emiya Shirou is still not used to others running around with his body. It's like Matsumoto Ranju's righteous soul pill.,Just did that kind of thing naughtily.,It's also very troublesome for me.。 Therefore, Emiya Shirou did not prepare such a thing at all, and when he came out today, Emiya Shirou did not expect to encounter such a situation.
"Then leave your body here for the time being. Matsumoto Ranju directly pulled Emiya Shirou out of his body, and Emiya Shirou's body was like a coma, and naturally fell softly on Matsumoto Ranju, who was wearing **.
In this case, Emiya Shirou was a little hot just watching from the side. It's Matsumoto Ranju, but he doesn't think so, probably he really doesn't take it seriously.
"You're just here to watch, you know. "Matsumoto Ranju gave an order to Yoshijomaru.
"Understood!" the righteous soul pill on the ground gave Matsumoto Ranju a military salute.
Then, Matsumoto Ranju pulled Emiya Shirou and disappeared in place.
Outside the locker room,
The two waitresses were blushing and whispering,
A: "Hey, did you see it, that guy just went in!"
B: "People nowadays are really messing around, and they dare to do it in such a place." ”
A: "You haven't seen that woman, she has such a good figure, even if I am a man, I guess I can't help it." ”
B: "It's not going to stain our clothes, is it?"
A: "Don't worry, don't you see how many clothes they've bought?" Don't have any money, if you get dirty, it's better, and you'll definitely buy it all later. ”
B: "You say, how long will it take for them to come out." ”
A: "Five minutes." ”
B: "I'll bet for ten minutes." ”
A: "I mean, I won't be able to hear it later." ”
B: "Do you want to eavesdrop?"
A: "Nasty!"
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On the other side, where no one is,
"Big brother, I'm a little messy right now. Matsumoto said.
"I'm messed up right now, too. "It's hard to lift Shirou's head up.
"Honestly, I don't even know what to do. The reason why I pulled you out in this way today is that I just don't want both sides to know. Matsumoto said.
"On both sides?" Enomiya Shirou looked up in confusion.
"On one side is the corpse soul world that I grew up with, and on the other hand, there is ...... I don't even know which side to trust or which side to stand on. Matsumoto ranju frowned.
Hearing this, Emiya Shirou suddenly thought that Matsumoto Ranju was talking about Ichimaru Gin. Unexpectedly, the problem that Matsumoto Ranju had been buried in his heart actually said it directly this time. Sure enough, with one more Ernie sauce, does it have someone to confide in?
"In fact, in terms of righteousness, which side to stand on, I don't need to say, you yourself should know very well. But don't worry too much. Maybe things aren't as strict as you think, maybe the two sides have something in common. Everyone's ultimate goal is the same, but they have embarked on different paths and chosen different methods. Emiya Shirou said vaguely. Ichimaru Silver is an undercover agent, and the purpose is to kill Aizen, so Matsumoto Ranju doesn't need to be upset about this issue at all. Of course, it is impossible for Emiya Shirou to say this kind of thing directly. So, it sounds a bit like a comfort at this point.
"Is that so, then, can I believe both?" asked Matsumoto Ranju as he looked at Emiya Shirou.
Faced with such expectant eyes, how could Emiya Shirou shake his head.
"Yes. Emiya Shirou nodded. Seeing Matsumoto Ranju's relaxed appearance that was finally relieved, Emiya Shirou hurriedly added, "Of course, believe it is believed, you don't mess around." It's a good idea to talk to me before you do anything. ”
Emiya Shirou was worried that Matsumoto Ranju completely believed in Ichimaru Gin, and then ran to help Aizen, then he would be dumbfounded.
"I'm already so old that I know what to do. Anyway, you sister!" Matsumoto replied with a smile, being able to tell such a joke, it was obvious that she had recovered to normal.
"Hey, what nonsense, don't slander me!" shouted Emiya Shirou hurriedly.
"Hmph! slander, I don't know who is so lustful just now~~" Matsumoto Ranju said angrily.
"Lust, that's your first color!" replied Emiya Shirou unconvinced.
There was a lot of fighting, and before I knew it, by the time the two went back, an hour had passed.
As soon as he returned to the locker room, Emiya Shirou almost didn't call out.
"Poof!"
Matsumoto Ranju covered his mouth, but he still couldn't hold back his laughter.
It turned out that in this messy locker room at this time, Emiya Shirou's clothes and pants were ripped off, and his whole body was naked. Of course, this is definitely not a scene that will make a woman laugh, but a scene that will make a woman scream. However, in fact, it turned screaming into laughter. Because Emiya Shirou is wearing **, that's right, women**!
"You're finally back, I'm so bored to be here alone. Seshimmaru said.
Emiya Shirou's eyelids jumped,
"You're bored and you're doing this kind of thing?!"
It's his body, not a toy!
Matsumoto Ranju stuck out her tongue, and there were other surprises, such as the fact that she had also applied lipstick to Shirou Emiya, and had scribbled on other parts of her body with lipstick.
"Okay, it's been so long, let's get out quickly. Matsumoto said, and then returned to his own body.
At this moment,
Knock knock. There was a knock on the door,
"Well, are you all right?" asked the waiter in a low voice, after all, these two people had been in there for too long, and as the person in charge, he was really worried about whether there was something wrong with the two of them.
"Wait, it's going to be fine, I'll get dressed!" replied Emiya Shirou subconsciously.
"Oh, no! you guys, excuse me!" the waiter panicked and ran away.
"Forehead ......"
Emiya Shirou's eyelids jumped, "I said, did it cause some misunderstanding?
"You'd better be concerned about your own situation first. Poof!" Matsumoto Ranju looked at the image of Emiya Shirou and smiled, "Don't take it off in front of me!" ”
"You!"
After that, it was the most embarrassing moment in Emiya Shirou's life. Under the gaze of two red-faced waitresses, he almost ran away from the store.