Chapter 272: The Old Driver Drove the Train

"Before today's show starts, I will tell you a very old blind date story. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info "One minute before the start of "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb", the host Wang Qian had already appeared on the screen.

The background of the screen is black, Wang Qian is wearing a black suit and talking eloquently, and the light shines on his bare head is particularly conspicuous.

"Huh, is there such a paragraph?" Xu Jichao looked at the others, and the others were also a little dazed.

"Teacher Wang filmed it secretly. Liu Xiaoxi is obviously an insider.

"Teacher Wang really has a big move!" Mint looked very interested.

"Do you think it...... Teacher Wang on the screen is much more handsome than before?" Liu Xiaoxi looked a little puzzled.

"Teacher Wang has always been very handsome. Zhang Mengdi, as Wang Qian's fan sister, really thinks so in her heart.

"Teacher Wang seems to have been slowly getting more and more handsome. Xu Jichao also has this kind of doubt.

"It's temperament, aura. The temperament and aura of Mr. Wang are completely different from those of Mr. Wang when he first entered Shaohu TV, a man's temperament and aura are strong, and he looks handsome. Mint gave an explanation that she thought was reasonable.

"Makes sense. Liu Xiaoxi and the others nodded one after another, and then looked at the TV screen together.

"Blind date is a very ancient social behavior, in ancient times, the competition to recruit relatives, the selection of horses, etc., can be regarded as the origin of blind date. ”

"Today I'm going to tell you the story of choosing a horse. ”

"Once upon a time there was a king who had a beautiful daughter, the princess of the kingdom. With Wang Qian's explanation, a pre-made FLASH animation appeared on the background of the screen, a beautiful picture like a fairy tale, and Wang Qian had an extra whip in his hand, pointing to the scenery and characters in the picture.

"But the princess has had a strange problem since she was a child, anything that is touched by the princess will melt, whether it is metal, wood, plastic...... As long as she touches it, it will melt!"

Because of this, the men were afraid of her, and no one dared to marry her, and the king was desperate. ”

"How can I help my daughter?" the king and the wizard consulted with him what to do. ”

"A sorcerer with a gray beard who lived for hundreds of years told the king that if your daughter touched something and it would not melt in her hands, her illness would be cured!"

The king was glad to hear this. So the next day he held a competition. The rule was that any man who could get his hands on what would not melt in his daughter's hand could marry her and inherit his throne and all his wealth. ”

"The three young princes of the three neighboring countries, the Chicken Kingdom, the Meow Kingdom, and the Wang Kingdom, heard the news and came to challenge, if any of them can succeed, it means that their country's territory will be doubled in the future, becoming the most powerful country on the continent. ”

"The first prince came from the country of chickens, and he brought a very hard and indestructible titanium alloy that their country used to make weapons for generals!"

"But as soon as the princess touched it, it melted!" and the prince of the chicken kingdom failed in his challenge, and left very sadly. ”

"The second prince is from the country of Meow, and he has brought with him a huge diamond that their country has recently dug out of the mines! and it is an extremely precious golden diamond!"

"The second prince thought that since the diamond is the hardest thing in the world, it will not melt in the hands of the princess!"

However, no sooner had the princess touched it than the golden diamond melted, and the second prince of the meow kingdom left very sadly after failing in the challenge. ”

When the third prince of the kingdom came, he had nothing in his hand, and he went straight to the princess and said, "Please put your precious little hand in my trouser pocket, and feel it to see what is in it, I can be sure that it will still be hard and will not melt with anything." ”

The princess followed the instructions of the prince and put her little hand in the pocket of the prince's trousers, but her face instantly turned red...... She touched something hard, but it didn't melt in the palm of her hand. ”

The king was very happy, and all the people in the kingdom were very happy, and the prince of the kingdom of Wang married the princess as he wished, and the two lived happily ever after. ”

"Now the question is, what is it that is hard in the pocket of Prince Wang's pants?" Wang Qian put his hand into his pants pocket.

All the viewers who were forcibly adjusted to Nanhu TV were attracted by this ancient blind date story told by Wang Qian at this moment

"Filth, filth, filth...... The old driver is driving the train!" Liu Xiaoxi laughed.

"It's really dirty!" Although Mint was also in the program team, he didn't know that there was such a scene before the show started, so he couldn't help but complain at this time. Teacher Wang is too bold, right? With such a large scale, aren't you afraid that the show will be banned?

"Why is it dirty, what is it that is not melted and hard?" Zhang Mengdi looked very curious.

"You'll know when you're married. Mint replied meaningfully to Zhang Mengdi beside him.

"Fortunately, the one who reviewed the show was a very old-fashioned old guy, and he didn't know how to associate it, otherwise Mr. Wang would be very difficult to pass the trial in this section!" Liu Xiaoxi sighed.

"Hahahaha...... I also have it, who of you want to touch. Xu Jichao laughed at this time.

"Get out!" all the girls in the room gave him a wide roll of the eye.

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"Do you still need to guess this? It must be a man's thing!"

"It's impossible, right? Nanhu TV dares to do this, and the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television will shut it down in minutes!"

"What could it be? Titanium alloy and diamonds can be melted, but the treasure in the prince's pants of Wang Guo can't be melted, what else can it be?"

"I can't guess it! Don't hang my appetite! Fat Wang, let's announce the answer!"

Netizens also speculated about the answer on the Internet.

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"This surnamed Wang actually dares to make such a nasty content! Rely on vulgar things to attract the audience! Hurry up and report him!" Xu Yaheng was filled with indignation, if "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb" attracts popularity, it will greatly affect the ratings of their "Singer King", now is the time for you to die, and you must not be soft on the enemy.

"The surname Wang really has no bottom line for the ratings!"

"I really don't know how such a show passed the review!"

"Jointly report him! Dare to make him die in minutes like this!"

"I'm already on the phone, and you guys are calling, and only when there are more people can we get noticed. ”

The members of Xu Yaheng's team picked up their mobile phones one after another.

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I have to say that Wang Qian's beginning of "Do Not Disturb" is very ingenious, a small story immediately attracted the attention of all the audience, so that the audience who was forced to watch "Do Not Disturb" because of the satellite accident at least during the period of his storytelling, most of them did not change the channel, waiting for him to reveal the answer to the story.

Some of the viewers who were forced to watch this show before have also been diverted from their unhappiness at this time, and various speculations have begun.

The picture returned to Wang Qian, who was covered with a suit on a black background, and he reached into his pants pocket with a serious expression, and felt something and put it in the palm of his hand.

The camera lens of the TV also zoomed in little by little, showing the things on Wang Qian's palm very clearly to all the viewers in front of the TV.

A piece of chocolate.

"Prince Wang had a piece of chocolate in his trouser pocket, and the princess's hand touched the chocolate, but the chocolate did not dissolve in her hand. ”

"Crispy chocolate only dissolves in the mouth, not in the hands. Wang Qian revealed the final answer, and a huge promotional image of Crisp Chocolate appeared on the background screen.

"Welcome to the program "Do Not Disturb", which is specially broadcast by Crisp Chocolate. ”

"There is no title sponsor for this show, if you have the intention of naming this show, please call the hotline at the bottom of the screen, our creativity can make your brand popular throughout China overnight!"

Wang Qian continued, and then the official title of "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb".

"Damn! Lao Tzu watched it for a long time, and it was actually an advertisement!"

"Nima!

"I've never seen an ad so seriously. ”

"I actually remembered the name of this chocolate!"

"It only dissolves in the mouth, not in the hand, this advertising idea is good! The least favorite thing about eating chocolate is that it is sticky on the hand, I want to try this one that does not dissolve in the hand!"

"Was I the only one trying to be crooked?"

"Haha...... I didn't think it would be a chocolate advertisement!"

"Nanhu TV's variety show channel is also good! It's very creative! This bald host is also very interesting, let's see what's going on with this show!"

"Yes, I originally wanted to watch "The King of Singers", but now I am attracted by "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb", and I decided to watch the replay video of "The King of Singers" on the Internet tomorrow. ”

The audience was surprised by Wang Qian's advertisement, and this kind of suspenseful and reversed plot easily aroused the audience's attention, and even made them interested in the program "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb".

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"The King of Singers" program group.

"The phone rang and they asked us to provide a video of the indecent content. ”

"Nima! Chocolate in your pants pocket!"

"That's also a rub content, right?"

"There's nothing unhealthy, and I'm afraid it won't work if you complain. ”

A group of staff who called to complain about Wang Qian looked at each other at this time.

"This ad is very creative!" sighed a staff member who had seen the entire ad in its entirety.

"Creative yarn! It's just a side ball!" Chen Rui said in a disdainful tone.

"Why can't the program be adjusted yet? When will this satellite be repaired?" Xu Yaheng panicked inexplicably in his heart, even the advertisements were so exciting, he was very worried that the audience who was forced to adjust the station by the satellite failure watched "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb", and forgot about "The King of Singers" broadcast at the same time.