Chapter 97: Seven consecutive misses can summon a divine dragon

"You cow!"

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"It's too 6!"

"You're tired!"

"It's so stinky!"

"The show has been completely ruined!"

"This truth came out as soon as I said Nima......"

"Come, report the address, we will team up to smash your glass!"

"Upstairs, go smash the cell glass!"

"Lao Wang died on the truth, splashed chicken blood and cracked the wall, and when he entered the class room, he was full of tears, and he had no face to face the center!"

"Is this a funny show?"

"Suit, obey, capitalize!"

"Wang Fatty, it's good to tease the audience like this, can a host like you survive the third episode?"

When the final truth came out, Wang Qian's Weibo was swiped again, half of which was shocked by thunder, and half of which was scolded by thunder. Pen Γ— fun Γ— Pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

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"This ending makes me complain, I can't complain!" Mint wanted to rush to Wang Qian's house at this time and beat him up.

"Don't be so foolish, right? This is the truth? Teacher Wang, I don't believe you anymore!" Zhang Mengdi, who watched the whole episode of the show intently, was a little crazy at this time.

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Yellow Crane University.

"This kind of science program is unprecedented, isn't it?" a group of professors discussed very seriously.

"It's just nonsense! It doesn't have anything to do with science!"

"Will you watch it in the next issue?"

"I don't know. ”

"Although I'm scolding, why am I still looking forward to the next issue of "The Truth", and I want to see how that fat man is talking serious nonsense?"

"This show is toxic!"

The professors came to a conclusion after some discussion.

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Nanhu TV.

"What a brain!"

"Absolutely!"

"Science and education programs can still do this!

"Why doesn't Mr. Wang go to the sketch?"

"This science and education program is much more exciting than the sketches of the Spring Festival Gala! Teacher Wang is going to direct the Spring Festival Gala!"

"Fortunately, "The Truth" was broadcast on Shaohu TV, and it had little influence, if it was changed to our Nanhu TV, it is estimated that the national audience will be fried!"

"Will anyone else watch it in the next issue?"

"I want to see it now. ”

"Me too. ”

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"The audience is not stupid, if you fool like this, the ratings of the show will definitely drop sharply!" Xu Peiqi, Yuan Zhiwei and others, who also paid attention to this issue of "The Truth" for some reason, had a feeling that they were not in one place.

Wang Qian's "Three Kingdoms" is already a bit subversive, but it is still talking about history, what is this "Truth" doing? The program is getting more and more funny from one episode to the next! The question is, how did such a program pass the trial?

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When everyone frantically complained about the second issue of "The Truth" after the revision, the protagonist Wang Qian, who was complained about, was sitting upright on the bed at this time, with his hands folded, with a pious look on his face, and his mouth was full of words.

"When contemplating the bodhisattva of self-reliance, when he walks in the deep prajnaparamita, he sees that the five aggregates are empty, and he overcomes all suffering. The relics are not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from color, color is emptiness, emptiness is color, and the same is true when you want to know it. ”

Reciting the scriptures so devoutly, of course, not because Wang Qian took refuge in Buddhism, nor because he was purifying sentient beings, but because ...... He's going to open the treasure chest!

If his luck is bad this time, he decides to read the Bible next time.

Before opening the treasure chest, Wang Qian opened the writer's assistant and checked the current situation of "Gold Medal Host".

A bright red tip appeared in the book review section.

"[Reward] the sky is falling, moved to tears, Mr. deserves this reward! Alone to reward Obi Coconut 100,000 starting coins! This book is so well written, I hope the follow-up will be more exciting!"

"Gold Medal Host" has another league leader: Walk alone! Thank you!

"Gold Medal Host" now has a collection of 30,003, 330,000 clicks, and 120,005 recommended votes. Reader Yu Zmo also rewarded 10,000 starting coins, colinatp rewarded another 10,000 starting coins, plus the tips of other brothers and sisters, and now the total amount of tips has reached 936958 starting coins!

After deducting the consumption in the early stage, Wang Qian can now open a total of 48 black iron treasure chests! If you open bronze treasure chests, you can also open 4!

Let's start with the Black Iron Chest.

Wang Qian exchanged for today's first Black Iron Treasure Chest.

"It's a pity that the chest is empty, there is nothing. "The writer's assistant pops up a prompt.

Wang Qian exchanged for another black iron treasure chest.

"It's a pity that the chest is empty, there is nothing. "The writer's assistant pops up a prompt.

"The Black Iron Treasure Chest is used as cannon fodder. ”

Wang Qian exchanged for another black iron treasure chest.

"It's a pity ......"

Another one.

"It's a pity ......"

"If you miss four in a row, can you summon the dragon if you miss seven in a row?"

"Then ...... Let's have another Black Iron Treasure Chest. ”

"Congratulations on acquiring a skill treasure. ”

"Skill class, won't it? The black iron treasure chest has opened a skill class?" Wang Qian paused, and then became extremely ecstatic.

The first time I won a skill-type treasure, I won it! And it was opened from the black iron treasure chest! The black iron treasure chest actually opened a skill-type treasure, how against the genius is this? Could it be that the Buddha was embarrassed not to help him because he recited the scriptures so well just now?

"Do you want to raise? Skill treasures need to pay an extra 250,000 starting coins. ”

"Isn't it enough to add 15,000 starting coins to the Black Iron Treasure Chest?" Wang Qian was a little depressed, it seemed that the increase was related to the treasure drawn, and had nothing to do with the quality of the treasure chest.

"Description: Some skill treasures only need one and cannot be accumulated, and raising will lead to waste. ”

"So, should I raise?"

"Let's not add it yet. ”

Wang Qian hesitated for a moment and decided, after all, it was the first time to draw skill-based treasures, and he didn't have much experience in this area, in case he was drawn with tea egg making skills or something, who would he cry to?

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the skill class treasure: the voice changing skill!"

"Voice Changing Ability: Hosts can now use two tones to communicate, sing, and more. Note: This skill is cumulative. ”

"Change your voice?" Wang Qian thought about this, and he realized that he could really speak in two tones.

One is his original, hoarse and rough, uninhibited with a hint of debauchery, wild and low, with a hint of indifference to see through the red dust.

Such a high evaluation, of course, comes from...... Himself.

Now Wang Qian has added another tone, a tone that is higher than the original tone, which is relatively bright, clean and clear. When speaking or singing in this tone, it is difficult for others to recognize Wang Qian's voice.

"Do you want me to learn to imitate, or make anonymous phone calls?" Wang Qian was a little disappointed with this new skill, and couldn't think of any use for the time being.

This new tone is hidden for the time being, and we will see if there is a suitable time to use it in the future.

Let's continue to open the Black Iron Treasure Chest!

"It's a pity that the chest is empty, there is nothing. "The writer's assistant pops up a prompt.

"It's a pity ......"

"It's a pity ......"

"Very good, good, bad luck to the Black Iron Treasure Chest!"

Wang Qian exchanged for another black iron treasure chest.

"It's a pity ......"

"It's a pity ......"

"I'm going to wipe it! Five empty! It's going to be big again today? Do you want to collect seven empty boxes to summon the dragon?"

"Forget it, let's be decisive bronze! Open a special type of treasure, such as twenty times ringworm at one time and something like that. ”

"Congratulations on acquiring a skill treasure. ”

"It's a skill class again?" Wang Qian sighed, two skill treasures today, luck exploded!

But at this moment, Wang Qian's heart was not as excited as it was just now.

Skills,As the name suggests,It should be stealth、Pierce the wall、Fly away.,That voice change just now is also a skill?

"Do you want to raise? Skill treasures need to pay an extra 250,000 starting coins. ”

"Description: Some skill treasures only need one to suffice, and raising will lead to waste. ”

"No. Wang Qian had the experience of the previous time and quickly decided.

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the skill class treasure: Cantonese skill!"

"Cantonese skills: The host can be proficient in Cantonese to communicate with others, sing Cantonese songs, etc. ”

"Damn! It's like this again? Mastering a dialect is also a skill, what are you teasing me?" Wang Qian was speechless. Could it be that because his main job is a host, his skills are all related to language?

But then again, if it weren't for the Cantonese skills, Wang Qian estimated that he would not be able to learn Cantonese in his life. Although Wang Qian aspires to be a host, his ability in dialect learning is very poor, and when K sang Cantonese songs in his last life, he was often ridiculed by Lin Miaoyin.

Lin Miaoyin spent a few years in the south with her parents when she was a child, and she is very proficient in Cantonese, she has a high language talent, no matter where she goes, as long as she stays in the local area for about ten days, she can almost completely master the local dialect, and there is no problem at all in pretending to be a local.

When Wang Qian and Lin Miaoyin went out to buy vegetables together, some foreigners sold vegetables with various foreign accents, Lin Miaoyin had never said these foreign dialects before, but after listening to a few words from the foreigners, they could immediately communicate with the foreigners who sold vegetables in specific foreign dialects very freely, which made those foreigners who sold vegetables mistakenly think that she was a fellow villager with herself, and every time she saw her, she seemed very affectionate.

Wang Qian learned Cantonese with Lin Miaoyin, and learned half-like and unlikely, often mispronounced Cantonese songs when singing, and did not have the pure charm of Cantonese.

After opening the treasure chest and mastering the Cantonese skills, Wang Qian tried to open his mouth and say a few words in Cantonese, but he was startled...... Is this what you say? Why are you so proficient?

Wang Qian picked up the old guitar by the wall, randomly picked a Cantonese song from the previous life and sang it.

"What do you want in life, you can never see through it in confusion"

"I didn't expect that what I lost was already mine."

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"Damn! This singing is too good, isn't it? If I, Wang Banbi, are the second in the Chinese music scene, no one will dare to call me the first! This is the rhythm of unifying the two sides of the Taiwan Strait and the three places?" Wang Qian was intoxicated with several Cantonese songs, and did not stop until the uncle who lived opposite came over and slammed on his door.

"It's eleven o'clock?

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