Chapter 14: The Boy with the Fart
Li Cuncai was originally going to sleep, but when he thought about it, although the second family had caused trouble, it was the son of the county master! Although he and the second child were brothers, they could not cause trouble to their children, let alone their elder brother?
Li Cuncai felt that he couldn't get rid of them, and he didn't know that Old Man Li had already gone to make amendices to the Shen Xiqiao brothers, so he only got up to show his heartfelt feelings.
Even if it's not for yourself and for your son, this is almost a must!
Li Cuncai didn't know if the nobleman was sleeping, but he couldn't sleep left and right, so he secretly went to someone's vegetable garden and pulled out the tender vegetables, and then went to Li Cunfu's house.
Li Cunfu's house was hung with two lanterns by the half moon, and the courtyard was brightly illuminated.
Li Cuncai was overjoyed when he saw this, ran forward, and found that the courtyard door was wide open, so he entered the door directly.
"Second brother, I'm bringing you food!" Li Cuncai shouted.
Li Mingcian was sitting in the courtyard washing clothes, and when he saw Li Cuncai coming, he felt very suspicious: This guy, I'm afraid that the drunkard doesn't mean to drink.
Sure enough, Li Cuncai really had ulterior motives when he came uninvited. He pinched a handful of vegetables and stepped into the house with a smile, and as soon as he entered the room, he made a surprised look: "Ouch, the two sons haven't rested yet, fortunately, I didn't disturb the nobles!"
Shen Xichuan was worried that he couldn't speak, and when he saw Li Cuncai, he was very angry: "You are afraid of disturbing us at this point, what are your intentions?!"
Li Cuncai was frightened when he heard this, and hurriedly apologized: "Nobleman, I don't have a heart. My family pulled some vegetables from the ground, I thought that the second family had just moved, what did I want, and I couldn't entertain the two nobles, so I came to deliver the food at night!"
Li Cunfu saw that Shen Xichuan was angry, so he persuaded him: "Don't be surprised, my eldest brother has always been hot. ”
"Yes, yes!" Li Cuncai added in a cold sweat, "My mind will not bend, your lordship forgive me!"
Li Mingcian shouted Er Ya from the east house, and the two of them probed their brains at the door with their heads ghostly, happily watching Li Cuncai lively.
Shen Xiqiao saw that the eldest brother gave Li Cuncai a stick and knocked Li Cuncai unconscious, so he hurriedly gave himself a sweet date: "Uncle, come and sit, my brother has been on fire recently, and his temper is a little bad." ”
Li Cuncai looked at Shen Xiqiao's pleasant face, and the cold sweat on his body disappeared slightly.
"Oops. Li Cuncai sat down in a hurry.
Shen Xiqiao gave Li Cuncai a color and pinched his thigh, Shen Xichuan understood and patiently talked to Li Cuncai.
Li Cuncai was exaggerated, and he took the bait after the two little sons said a few words, blowing the dragon king's manifestation to the sky.
Shen Xiqiao heard it for a while and knew that he didn't know anything, so he handed over the probe to the eldest brother and walked to the yard to relax.
Li Mingcian looked at the behavior of the two brothers and knew that they stayed for explosives. After all, the power of explosives is not small, and in the case of foreign enemies at the border gates, obtaining it will have no harm in the war situation.
She is willing to hand over this thing to the state, but she is even more afraid that her husband will not be guilty of it. She, a little kid in a remote village, made such a horrible thing, which was not good for her.
Er Ya and Li Mingcian listened for a while and went back to work, Li Mingchan continued to wash his clothes, and Er Ya boiled water in the east house.
There is no laundry detergent, the clothes are very difficult to wash, and Li Mingcian has not washed them out for a long time.
Originally, she went to the river to wash, but since she had a large vat at home, she was lazy. My brother works to carry water, can't it just be cheaper, the Shen Xiqiao brothers, isn't it?
While rubbing his clothes, Li Mingcian remembered the handmade soap he made in college.
The recipe was devised by a classmate in her chemistry department, and she made it with her and sold it at school, and sold a lot of it.
This handmade soap seems to be quite funny. Li Mingcian frowned and thought, thinking about it, she felt that what she lacked most was start-up capital.
When Shen Xiqiao walked to the yard, he saw the little Li Mingcicada, who was frowning and rubbing her clothes bitterly.
Shen Xiqiao looked at her little appearance and was suddenly happy. He paced to Li Mingcian and coughed lightly.
Li Mingcian didn't react.
Shen Xiqiao is unhappy, how can he be ignored?
Shen Xiqiao bent down: "Sister Mingcida, your clothes are not easy to wash, don't you have soap horn powder at home?"
The distracted Li Mingcian was called back by him, and she raised her head and her eyes lit up, as if she saw a meat bun.
Shen Xiqiao's eyes were so bright when she looked at her, how she looked like she had a ghost in her heart.
"Little boy, have you ever seen a pancreas? It's like lard mixed with ashes. Li Mingcian asked in a milky voice.
"What?" Shen Xiqiao was a little dazed when she heard what she said, "I haven't heard of it." ”
"Then you only use soap powder for laundry, right?"
"yes, or not?"
Li Mingcian shook his wet hands and gestured: "Tell you, my grandmother fell into the ashes when she boiled lard before, and I wanted to eat it, so I secretly picked it up, I washed it with water, and then rubbed it, and guess what, there was foam on it and washed my hands clean." ”
This remark was made up by Li Mingcian to elicit the soap, and the focus is on the second half, but ...... The focus of the Shenxi Bridge was mistaken.
Shen Xiqiao looked at the little Li Mingcian with a sympathetic expression: "You still pick up something from the ashes to eat!"
Li Mingchan's face stiffened, and then waved his hand: "It's not important, the important thing is that the thing has foamed out and washed my hands!"
Shen Xiqiao didn't listen to her carefully at all, and only continued to look at her sympathetically: "You are so pitiful, alas, seeing that you are so pitiful, I will let Banyue go to sell meat tomorrow to eat." ”
After Shen Xiqiao finished speaking, he thought that he was accompanying his eldest brother to recuperate at Li Mingchan's house, so he lowered his head and said, "Sister Mingciao, this money is for your family! After all, we are recuperating at your house." ”
Li Mingcian looked up at Shen Xiqiao's pure face, and only felt that there seemed to be something wrong with this person's brain.
"I don't want to eat meat, you want to eat it and buy it yourself!" Li Mingcian hurriedly retorted.
Shen Xiqiao thought that Li Mingcian was embarrassed to say, so he waved his hand: "It's that I want to eat, but we are recuperating at your house, so naturally you will pay for it." ”
He stretched out his hand to silently Li Mingciao's little head, with a loving face: "Good girl!"
Li Mingcian sat in place with a black line, watching Shen Xiqiao enter the house, and she spat viciously from behind: "Phew!"
On the second day, Shen Xiqiao said that he wanted to eat meat and asked the Li family to buy it.
The Li family only got a hundred copper plates, and it was very difficult to hear what he said, but he still took out twenty copper plates and asked Li Jingming to buy meat.
Shen Xiqiao looked at Li Mingcian and smiled proudly, and Li Mingcian was a little weak.
Breakfast was made by Banyue with what she brought for the two sons, and Li Mingcian and them were vegetable porridge and cakes. The dishes in the porridge were given by Li Cuncai.
After eating, Li Mingcian went out with a basket on her back, she planned to dig some wild vegetables, pick up some firewood, and then go to see her explosives.
Newly moved, Erya had to do housework at home, so she had to go out by herself.
Li Mingcian first went to the small cave to look at his explosives, and then made some more. I took a few pieces and put them in the basket, and then went to dig up a little wild vegetables.
In the late spring, the vegetables grown by the farmers themselves can be eaten, and the wild vegetables can also breathe, and they grow all over the mountains.
Li Mingcian picked a basket, then picked up a small bundle of firewood and was about to go home.
It was almost noon when she arrived at the entrance of the village, and when she passed through the bamboo forest, she suddenly thought that this was the day when Li Wenhou went home. Thinking that the guy seemed to have a habit of shooting into the door cannon, he turned into the bamboo forest.
Really......
The little widow and Li Wenhou had a good time.
The little widow fell to the ground panting: "Li Lang, you are getting more and more powerful......"
Li Wenhou also gasped: "Then do you want to be more powerful......
Li Mingcian looked at the fierce formation and knew that Li Wenhou had been absent for a long time, and she shook her head and sighed.
Just as she was about to take a closer look, a hand was placed over her eye.
Someone whispered in her ear: "I've been waiting for you at the entrance of the village for a long time, and I followed you when I saw you come in, but I didn't expect you to come to see this pickled matter." ”
It's Shenxi Bridge.
Shen Xiqiao's breath was exhaled on Li Mingciao's neck, and she felt very itchy.
"Get out of the way. Li Mingcian pushed the Shenxi Bridge.
Shen Xiqiao didn't let her push away, but picked her up and walked out of the bamboo forest.
The thick bamboo basket grinded the back of his hand painfully, and he endured the pain and taught Li Mingcia a lesson: "You kid is too worry-free, don't go home at noon to see people in the bamboo forest." You said that if you are spread out like this and your reputation will be ruined, who will dare to ask you in the future!"
"I'm only seven years old, it's too early to think about this!" Li Mingcian said sullenly on the shoulder of Shenxi Bridge.
Shen Xiqiao patted Li Mingcian: "In a few years, you will have to find your mother-in-law's house." I am 12 years old this year, my mother began to look for a daughter-in-law for me, my brother is 16 years old, and he will get married next year. ”
"You're only twelve and you're going to say kiss, can you do it?" Li Mingcian asked worriedly after hearing Shen Xiqiao's words.
At the age of twelve, which is just entering puberty, early sex is extremely bad for the body.
Shen Xiqiao was a precocious child, and he was a little embarrassed when he heard this, so he was very ashamed.
"Why do you kid talk nonsense?" Shen Xiqiao angrily put Li Mingcian on the ground, "You go by yourself, I won't hold you." ”
Li Mingcian pouted and stood on the ground, as if someone wanted you to hug him.
Shen Xiqiao took a few steps in front of him, and then turned around sharply and walked to Li Mingchan's side: "Is there anything happening today?"
Li Mingcian knew his intentions, but he still pretended to be confused.
"What's the matter?"
Shen Xiqiao couldn't get rid of his anger when he looked at Li Mingcia like that: "You will pretend! You kid is not well-behaved at all!"
Li Mingcian saw that he was so angry that he couldn't do it, and his heart blossomed: It's so fun to tease this little boy.
"I'm not a child, I've grown up. Li Mingcian spread his hands, and his eyes were full of innocence.
Shen Xiqiao didn't want to take a shelf, he said bluntly: "Li Mingciao, I'm angry!"
Li Mingcian tilted his head to look at him: "What are you angry about?"
Shen Xiqiao opened his mouth and didn't speak, then turned around and left.
Li Mingcian followed behind him and was overjoyed.
Shen Xiqiao changed into an indigo robe on this day, with a few poles of green bamboo embroidered on it, and he looked particularly good. It looks good even if you are angry.
Li Mingcian watched the handsome little boy walking leisurely, and didn't know whose young lady had the appearance of a fairy to match the person in this painting.
Li Mingcian walked slowly to his home, but an uninvited guest came to the house.
Nasty Lee Xiuzi!