Chapter 40: Don't make a noise if you can do it
"Crunch!"
The car crashed into the gate of an ancient courtyard and landed in the compound. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoBecause the speed of the car is too fast, after braking suddenly, the rear of the car jerks and then warps, and the whole car instantly stands upside down, like a tombstone with a strange shape.
"Click", the car door opened, Guo Dalu suddenly flashed out of the car, and then kicked the car down, in the background of the huge noise and dust, Guo Dalu looked at Wang Xiaolu who was surrounded in the crowd.
This is the filming site of a costume movie, Wang Xiaolu, who is wearing a maid's costume, is surrounded by a group of actors who are also wearing ancient costumes, and Wang Xiaolu is holding a prop long sword, and the tip of the sword is aimed at the neck of a fat man wearing a multi-pocket vest, and at this time, a drop of blood is dripping out of the fat man's neck.
"Brother Dalu!"
After seeing Guo Dalu get out of the flying car, Wang Xiaolu put away his long sword and shouted to Guo Dalu with an aggrieved face: "You're finally here!"
Guo Dalu parted the crowd, "Let me go, let me go!" Hey, I'll go, what are you staring at me for? Believe it or not, I'll kill you? Don't believe it? Okay, let's go!"
"Bang!"
A man was kicked away by him because he wouldn't give way to him.
This time, the group of people were startled and didn't dare to stop it.
Guo Dalu pulled away a group of people around him and walked in front of Wang Xiaolu, "What is the matter at first glance?"
After Wang Xiaolu saw Guo Dalu, the heroic posture of holding the long sword just now disappeared in an instant, and tears flowed out, "They bullied me!"
She pointed to a bald man not far away, "He touched my buttocks, and I broke my wrist, and then this group of people surrounded me and said that they were going to call the police and take me to the police station." ”
"Hey, you can eat food indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense!"
The bald man who was pointed at by Wang Xiaolu shouted: "You are slandering, you are spreading rumors, and you are the wicked who sue first!"
He shouted loudly: "Now some actors want to be popular and want to go crazy, and they use all kinds of strange methods! I have always been clean and self-conscious, you want to use me to hype, no way! You broke my wrist inexplicably, you are deliberately hurting!"
"it!"
Guo Dalu looked at Wang Xiaolu, "You have been touched by someone? Who dares to take the lead? I haven't touched it yet! What is this guy doing?"
Wang Xiaolu laughed out loud, and glanced at Guo Dalu, "I hate it!" She said softly: "This person is the martial arts instructor of this movie, called Shan Long, and he still has a bit of kung fu, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, I grabbed his wrist, and according to the technique you taught me, I broke his wrist!"
Guo Dalu saw that Wang Xiaolu was raining pear blossoms at this time, three points of strength and seven points of coquettishness, and now she glanced at her, and felt that half of her body was crispy.
He said to Wang Xiaolu with a stiff face: "Comrade Xiaolu, it's not right for you to do this!"
Guo Dalu looked at Wang Xiaolu with a serious face, "How can you beat someone? You even broke someone's wrist, let me tell you, you are breaking the law, do you know it?"
The fat man in a vest who had just been hit by Wang Xiaolu with the tip of his sword said loudly: "Yes, you are quite reasonable! How can you beat people so casually? You dare to really hurt people with a sword, and you will be held legally responsible!"
He sat down on the ground in shock, covered his neck wound with his hand, and said angrily: "Even if you are touched by Shan Ye's buttocks, there is no need to react so violently, right?
Guo Dalu said: "Yes, yes, this big-bellied guy is right!"
He reprimanded Wang Xiaolu: "Look at you, what are you talking like? How can you do such a thing?"
Wang Xiaolu said aggrievedly: "Then what should I do?"
Guo Dalu said in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner: "You should reason with him! Talk about five stresses, four beauties, and three loves! You should move him! You should make him ashamed and let him reflect on ......."
When Guo Dalu said this, his face was disgusting, "Damn, I can't make it up!"
He said to Wang Xiaolu: "What is the family motto of our Guo family?
Wang Xiaolu said: "What is it?"
Guo Dalu said: "If you can do it, don't make noise!"
He glared and said, "What's the point of breaking his wrists? You should break both of his legs and both hands!"
Wang Xiaolu: "......"
Everyone: "......"
Just when everyone heard Guo Dalu's words and was stunned, Guo Dalu's body flashed, and he had already arrived in front of the bald man Shan Long on the opposite side, stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and he had already stuck Shan Long's neck, and lifted him off the ground like a chicken, and then slapped Shan Long several times with his other hand on Shan Long's face, scolding while smoking, "Dry bird feathers! I don't dare to touch the deer's buttocks, how dare you?"
Shan Long was more than 1.8 meters tall and weighed more than 200 catties, and in front of Guo Dalu, he was like a little child, he was easily raised with one arm, and kept slapping him, "Your sister, believe it or not, Lao Tzu killed you in minutes?"
Everyone at the scene saw him raise his one arm like child's play, and they all grew their mouths in surprise, with a look of disbelief.
There were a few people next to him who were Shan Long's apprentices, and at this time, seeing that Shan Long was humiliated by Guo Dalu in public, after looking at each other a few times, they all pulled out props and swords from the side and surrounded Guo Dalu.
Before they could run to Guo Dalu's side, Guo Dalu shouted, regarded the single dragon in his hand as a humanoid weapon, and slammed it out, "Bang Bang" After a series of muffled sounds, all the disciples who surrounded Guo Dalu were all beaten off the spot.
This single dragon was like a straw in his hand, dancing at will, effortlessly.
The scene was eerily quiet, this situation was even more fantastical than a martial arts movie, and everyone was stunned.
After a while, seeing Shan Long's legs kicking in the air, his face was purple and red, and even his eyes were white, Guo Dalu slammed him to the ground, and then stepped out, "click" twice, and Shan Long's two legs had been broken by him at the same time.
"Whew!"
Shan Long hugged his legs and howled miserably, and snot and tears poured out in unison.
In Shan Long's miserable howl, Guo Dalu glanced at the crowd at the scene, "It's just a movie, see what you can do?" The actress was rubbed with oil, not only did she not help her get justice, but she also had to beat her up, saying that she deliberately hyped up? Your sister, do you want to have a little face? What kind of ability is it to bully a girl?"
When a group of people saw him so vicious, they said that they would break people's legs, and they immediately broke Shan Long's legs, and they all felt scared at this time.
The fat man in the vest who was stabbed by Wang Xiaolu's long sword just now said: "This brother, don't get excited, don't get excited! It's our fault, it's our fault!"
He couldn't even care about the wound on his neck, for fear that Guo Dalu would do something more terrifying, "This matter may be Shan Ye's fault, but now Shan Ye's leg has also been broken by you, your breath should be considered out, right?"
Shan Long, who was holding his legs and howling miserably, said: "Director Zhang, this matter can't be just left like that, call the police!"
"Bang!"
Guo Dalu kicked out, hit Shan Long's chin, and knocked him unconscious on the spot, "Then call the police! The Sprinkle family is a good and law-abiding citizen!"
Everyone thought to themselves, "If you are a good law-abiding citizen, if all the good citizens are like you, then we won't be able to live?"
The fat director smiled bitterly: "This gentleman, do you think this is okay, this matter has come to this point now, we had better go through the procedures, after all, it is a society under the rule of law, you yourself have said that you are a good citizen who abides by the law." ”
"Aha, go through the legal process, I'm good at that!"
Guo Dalu smiled: "Okay, let's go through the legal process!"