"Senior brother, help! I'm Ma Tuolong!"

On the cliff, a man lying on a pine tree looked up and saw Guo Dalu showing his head from above, and was surprised and delighted, "Why are you here? Hurry up, help us up!"

Guo Dalu plucked his ears, "If you let me save me, I'll save it, come out with some sincerity!"

Ma Tuolong was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered what happened when he went to college, when he was in the same dormitory as Guo Dalu, if he was dating his girlfriend and returned to the dormitory late, and wanted to let the dormitory classmates open the door, then he had to defile himself at the door.

Guo Dalu was the worst at that time, and he deliberately made up a smooth passage for every student in the dormitory, who came back late, who sang vigorously at the door of the dormitory, and the singing was almost, and the people inside were satisfied with listening, so they opened the door for him.

Now as soon as Guo Dalu said sincerity, Ma Tuolong immediately understood what Guo Dalu meant, and said with a bitter face: "Do you still want to be sincere at this time? Nima, in such a dangerous situation, do you still want me to sing? Do you still have humanity?"

Guo Dalu's head retracted from the cliff, "No sincerity?

"Don't go, don't go! I'll sing! I'll sing!"

Although he knew that Guo Dalu would not go, the four people on the cliff were also very anxious, and they scolded Ma Tuolong, "Old Ma, you slut, you have the backbone at this time, you don't sing me!"

"Fuck, it's not like I haven't sung before, so I'll review it today!"

"Senior brother, don't go, the old horse doesn't sing and I sing!"

Guo Dalu poked his head out of it with a smile, "Then don't hesitate, if you don't sing again, I'll leave!"

Ma Tuolong was forced to be helpless, so he could only let go, and sang loudly:

"My name is Ma Tuolong, I'm not a serious person! Eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling, cheating, abduction, I won't drip without me! Seeing a beautiful woman drooling, looking at her breasts and looking at her thighs, I still want to see it, because I went to the court for playing hooligans, and the court sentenced me to several years, and I still look at it when I come out. My name is Ma Tuolong, I'm not a serious person......"

This guy sings a ghost crying wolf howl, shaking the snow falling on the pine trees.

Even if they were in a treacherous place, the three people next to them couldn't help but laugh when they heard Ma Tuolong's singing, and they all laughed out loud.

Guo Dalu was satisfied with what he heard, took out a long rope from his mountaineering bag, and threw the end of the rope in front of Ma Tuolong, "Tie yourself up yourself, I'll pull you up!"

Ma Tuolong stopped singing, grabbed the rope and slowly tied himself up, and saw that it was almost there, and this time waved Guo Dalu to pull him up.

Guo Dalu shook the rope in his hand suddenly, and a wave of internal strength was everywhere, and Ma Tuolong's slender body suddenly rose like a flag flower rocket.

"Ahh

Ma Tuolong was shocked and howled miserably.

As soon as the howl started, suddenly the scenery in front of him changed, his feet had already fallen to the ground, and Guo Dalu was looking at him with a wicked smile in front of him.

Ma Tuolong was frightened and weak, stretched out his hand and pointed at Guo Dalu tremblingly, "Slut, did you deliberately do it just now?"

Guo Dalu raised his eyebrows, "Damn, you have a long ability, believe it or not, I'm going to kick you down now?"

Ma Tuolong turned his anger into joy, his face was instantly full of smiles, and he smiled: "Brother, I just teased you!"

Guo Dalu nodded, hehe smiled evilly, "It's pretty much the same!"

He stretched out his hand and patted Ma Tuolong's shoulder, and a wave of yang and internal force emanated from the palm of his hand, along Ma Tuolong's shoulder well point to his surrounding meridians. Originally, Ma Tuolong's face was so cold that his face was blue, and his whole body was hard, but after Guo Dalu's internal energy poured in, he finally returned to normal.

"Shushuang, Shushuang!"

Ma Tuolong only felt as if he was soaking in a hot spring, indescribably comfortable, and even on the top of his head covered with frost, there was a trace of white gas.

When the people on the cliff saw that Ma Tuolong had been rescued, they were all in high spirits, and the three guys looked at each other a few times, and they all sang loudly.

"My name is Zhang Yinpei, also known as Zhang Badshui, I have compared my mouth with a dumb person, compared my legs with a cripple, ran with a wheelchair race, and compared my bodybuilding with a three-year-old child......"

"My name is Han Yunli, known as Silly Dahei, I have burned charcoal in the mountains, and I have dug coal in coal mines......"

A few guys cried wolf, sang heartbreakingly, and their little tongues were exposed.

After Guo Dalu rescued them one by one, the four of them recovered briefly for a while, and began to grab the high-calorie food in Guo Dalu's hiking bag, and several guys almost fought for a few pieces of chocolate.

After they recovered, they felt the smell of commotion.

"Damn, did you pee just now?"

Ma Tuolong was the first to react and scolded Guo Dalu: "Rub, Guo Da is bad, you bad seed! You pee must be on purpose!"

"Don't explain! We've been living in a dormitory for four or five years, and I still don't know you? You're just deliberately humiliating us?"

"Lao Tzu wants to expose you!"

A guy was lying on the ground and pretending, "Yes, I've never seen such a bully! Lao Tzu has suffered tremendous physical and mental injuries now, and he can't get up without five million!"

All four of them lay down, "Yes, we can't get up without five million!

Guo Dalu laughed, also lying next to them, his head resting on his hands, looking at the sky, and suddenly sighed, "I haven't been lying like this for many years!"

He turned his head to look at Ma Tuolong next to him, "How many of you have been collectively brainstorming for this time? At this time, you are still thinking about mountaineering expeditions, and you really want to entrust me with your dead wife?"

Ma Tuolong said: "Get out! It's not that Han Yunli, this stupid big black wants to pick up girls, because that little girl likes outdoor sports, and said that he wants to spend an unforgettable Christmas in the wild this year, so stupid big black found us here and formed a mountaineering expedition. Damn, the two of them are dead, they can be regarded as mandarin ducks with the same fate, and Lao Tzu still has sons and daughters in his family! If I die here this time, then it will be called wronged!"

Han Yunli, who was as tall as Guo Dalu, blushed and said: "Damn, Lao Tzu didn't expect this kind of situation! Before leaving, I looked at the weather forecast many times, and obviously said that the weather was okay during this time, but who knew that it would suddenly snow!"

The small Zhang Yinpei laughed and said: "Old Han, this guy is obsessed, he is more than thirty years old, and he still pretends to be an innocent little virgin? coax the little girl, and he still wants to play Lori to cultivate! Ahhhhh

Han Yunli was furious, "My Yaoyao is obviously twenty-three years old, what is a little Lori? Lao Tzu is only thirty-two years old, and his puberty has just passed......

Everyone stretched out their middle fingers in unison, "Damn!"

In the laughter of everyone, the helicopter called by Guo Dalu flew from not far away, Guo Dalu took the lead in getting up, lit a pile of hay, and pointed out the location for the helicopter.

When the helicopter landed in front of everyone, the four people finally couldn't hold on, just now they were just trying to lift their spirits, and now they are relaxed, and they are all paralyzed on the ground and can't move.