Since you want to be a dealer and make a fortune, you must pull down your face. I made several boxes of business cards, imitating the kind of writing in Kaohsiung, the front is "Thai Buddha card expert - Tian Li", there is a phone number, QQ number and Taobao store address below, but the back of the business card is more detailed than Kaohsiung, printed with "respectfully ask for Buddha cards, Guman offerings, exorcism of evil spirits, empowerment lock heart, thorn charm to lower the head", for fear that others will not understand, and two sentences are printed below: "The shopkeeper has been going back and forth between China and Thailand for many years, undertaking all Southeast Asian and Thai Buddhist card business, and the whole process is photographed and videotaped." In order to show formality and authority, in addition to Chinese, I also specially asked Kaohsiung to send me the Thai writing of these words, and asked the little girl from the art club to arrange the layout on the business card. The business card is in color with a picture of the Buddha plaque, Kuman and Luang Po Azan in the background.

I am very satisfied with this business card designed by myself, first run several major temples and Taoist temples in Shenyang, my home is near the middle street, the closest to my home is the Taiqing Palace, it is said to be the first jungle in the Northeast of Taoism, I don't know what the jungle is, anyway, it means that this Taiqing Palace is the most awesome in the Northeast, the highest status of the Taoist temple. As the saying goes, there are many feng shui halls and fortune-telling halls near Taiqing Palace, and even the small alleys are all there. Many shopkeepers wander around the gate of the Taoist temple, and when they see someone wanting to enter or come out, they will go over to talk to them and pull business.

I was standing next to the gate of the Taoist temple, holding business cards in my hand, and I sent them to everyone who came in and out, and it took five or six days in a row, and a few boxes of business cards were quickly gone. Just as I was about to change places, a middle-aged man came up to me with a hostile face and angrily asked me what I was doing. I hurriedly sent him a business card, and the man looked at it: "Sell Thai Buddhist cards? What are you doing at the door of the Taoist temple? Grab business?

"How can it be called blending?" I said with a smile, "Big brother, you are opening a feng shui hall here, right?" The man nodded, and I said that's right, I'm not stealing your business, on the contrary, I'm helping you pull business.

Looking at the man's confused expression, I briefly introduced the situation of the Buddhist card in Thailand and told him: "Generally, Feng Shui Hall and Zhou Yi Hall mainly earn money for fortune-telling and approval of eight characters.

The man said, "What do you mean by no bottom? I have several disciples here, but they are famous, and they specialize in investigating things and exorcising evil spirits!" I smiled and said that there is always something you can't solve, and you can come to me when the time comes, Master Azan in Thailand, the mana is not comparable to the horse immortals, you can ask casually. If you can make money yourself, I won't mix, if you can't do it, come to me, and if you make money, I'll take the small head and you take the big head.

Hearing me say this, the man was obviously moved and said that it was okay to cooperate, but it was better for me not to go to the door of the Taoist temple to hand out business cards by myself, so that I would definitely rob them of their business. I nodded again and again, thinking to myself that hundreds of copies had already been sent, and it was already enough. Before leaving, I gave the man a dozen more business cards, so that he could have the opportunity to introduce me to his peers, and if they found me because of this, and made a business, you would still have a share of the money.

"Then I'm not a pyramid scheme?" hahaha!" the man laughed.

In this way, I have issued a lot of business cards in several major temples and Taoist temples in Shenyang, and there are nearly 1,000 of them. That day, the cousin of the second aunt's family came to visit the door again, and I also sent him a few tickets, so that he could have the opportunity to help me pull the business, and there were kickbacks for him. Although his colleagues in the "International Trade and Health Company" are also big fools, this kind of person has strong business ability and great potential.

At noon that day, I came back from the Temple of Mercy and Grace, and my parents were downstairs chatting with their neighbors. When he saw me like this, he asked, "What are you busy with every day?"

I took out the dozens of remaining business cards from my purse, put them on the stone table, and said that I was busy with this. The two neighbors picked it up and read it, saying that they couldn't understand it at all, and only said, "Okay, Tian Li, I've become a Thai expert so soon!" I smiled and said with a smile that I would eat with a mouthful, eat with a mixture. A few neighbors came over to look at it and asked questions. Anyway, I bought three bottles of soda, gave them to my parents, and explained to the neighbors what a Buddhist card is, what is an exorcism ritual, and what is an empowerment and thorn charm.

Luo Li, the daughter of the old Luo family on the first floor, took a business card and asked me, "Can you make money selling this thing?" She is two years younger than me and works as a salesperson in the most famous shopping mall in Zhongjie, "Shenyang Commercial City". She wears a tight half-sleeved white shirt and black trousers with black high heels. This is the uniform of the salesperson in most shopping malls in China, and many people wear it without any characteristics. But Luo Li is relatively fit and tall, so she looks good when she wears it. It's just that she has a bit of a big personality, a bit like a man, and I don't like it very much.

"It's definitely more than a salesperson. I replied. Because we are both old neighbors for nearly 20 years, and she and I are about the same age, we don't have any worries about talking, and we often joke.

Luo Li said: "Are you embarrassed to laugh at me? Aren't you dragged into the water by a liar? Uncle, you have to be careful, don't let Tian Li go astray! Isn't it a general newspaper on TV, there are so many liars now, and if the police arrest them, they will have to be sentenced." "I hurriedly said that it had nothing to do with me, I went to Thailand to find a channel in person. My parents looked nervous and followed me to ask if they were really doing serious business. I couldn't laugh and cry and explained to them for a long time.

The fat old lady who was a neighbor on the opposite floor said: "What Luo Li said is also reasonable, we have Taoist monks in China, who can do things, and they also invite people from Thailand all the way away, it's quite far, right?"

"Isn't it, it's going to take days in a car. A neighbor replied.

The neighbor's uncle, who runs a small store, said: "If it really works, you have to let the old Yao family come to you, then the old Mrs. Yao will not fall into evil." "The speaker is unintentional, the listener is intentional, in the past, I may not have asked about this kind of thing, but now it is different, what does it mean to ask immediately.

The uncle said: "It's the old Yao family in the second unit of Building 16, the old lady is tall and thin, and she usually plays mahjong here, and you have seen it." I quickly remembered it, saying that it was no wonder that I hadn't seen her for a while, what was the situation.

The fat old lady replied: "Who knows what the situation is, anyway, I always want to commit suicide, and I say that it is evil." The two of them have been in trouble several times for more than a month, and his daughter-in-law even watched the children and the old lady at home, but she didn't watch it, and jumped from the upper floor last week, but fortunately the fourth floor was not so high, and she also broke her arm. ”

"Can't it be depression?" asked my dad.

The uncle shook his head, and said with a smile: "It is said that people all over the world are depressed, and Mrs. Yao will not either! The son and daughter-in-law work well, are filial, and the family is well-off. My daughter-in-law gave birth to a big fat boy last year, and she was in good health, but she was depressed? ”