Chapter 40: Beauty, You Seem to Be Scared to Pee
Jing Wuming stood one meter away from Bai Aoshuang, in a tone like an old friend greeting, and said with a playful smile: "Miss Bai, you may not know that a woman with a strong temper is extraordinarily energetic when she conquers it. ”
The word conquest was deliberately bitten very hard by Jing Wuming, and Bai Aoshuang's cheeks were slightly hot when he heard it. But relying on the usual gags with boys, I am used to hearing colored jokes, and I don't feel too embarrassed, but it has become the fuse that stimulates Bai Aoshuang's competitiveness.
"Hehe, it's not certain who conquers whom!" Bai Aoshuang raised his chin and looked at Jing Wusheng with a provocative look in his eyes.
Jing Wuming has always pursued that conquering women can only be in bed. So he never competed with women on the lips, but carefully looked at Bai Aoshuang.
Bai Aoshuang wore a leather baseball jacket with a lot of traffic jam team logos on the front of the jacket, and a half-dragon and half-phoenix pattern embroidered on the back. The trousers are the trendy cropped turnip pants, and on the feet are Armani's global limited edition leather boots this year.
The whole person's temperament is full of fashionable ruffian!
If it is thrown into the pile of women, this appearance and temperament will definitely cause a loud scream!
But if it is thrown into the man's pile, I am afraid that there are really few people who can bite it.
In addition, Jing Wusheng's aesthetics have not been able to fully adapt to the current urban trend, so he is quite disgusted with Bai Aoshuang's dress.
"The facial features are exquisite, but the hair is too short, the breasts are too small, and the dress is also lacking in femininity, and the only advantage of the whole body is that the legs are good. ”
Bai Aoshuang has never been so picky, let alone from a man's point of view.
I can't stand it even if it's a woman!
"Jing Wufang, do you have to sleep with me, and now you provoke my trouble?"
"I just told the truth, why can't Miss Bai listen to the truth? Or has no one ever told you the truth before?"
"You !!" Bai Aoshuang was angry: "Okay, you tell the truth, right? I also want to tell you the truth!"
"Please. Jing Wusheng was not in a hurry to attack Bai Aoshuang, after all, he was looking for a woman to purify the purity of the murderous aura in his body, not to be in a hurry. To meet such an interesting woman, teasing two sentences should be a pastime.
"Although you are handsome, have a good figure, and have high strength, you have zero emotional intelligence, and you are particularly annoying! Just this one, you don't want to find a girlfriend in the future! Note to you!" Bai Aoshuang was very happy after speaking.
"Girlfriend? Why should I find a girlfriend?"
"Huh?" Bai Aoshuang didn't expect Jing Wuming to ask such a question, he was suddenly asked, thought for a while and said, "It's a man who has to find a girlfriend, okay? Moreover, if you don't find a girlfriend, how can you ask your daughter-in-law to marry?"
How is it that this man doesn't even understand this bit of common sense?
"I don't want to get married, so I don't need to find a girlfriend. Jing Wuming said: "You don't need any emotional intelligence." ”
Bai Aoshuang felt that Jing Wusheng was just pretending to be high-minded, and sneered: "If you want to survive in this society, you must have emotional intelligence, why don't you need it? Could it be that you think that the peak realm of the grandmaster can do whatever you want in this world?"
Jing Wuming smiled, reached out and pinched Bai Aoshuang's chin, slowly raising it: "Bai Aoshuang, your ignorance is really an eye-opener for me. But for the sake of your willingness to accompany me, I will take you to see what the peak is. Jing Wusheng waved his hand at Bai Aoshuang, and a black murderous aura floated out of Jing Wushuang's body, and then formed a black cloud at Bai Aoshuang's feet.
"Stand firm. Jing Wusheng looked at Bai Aoshuang with a smile.
Bai Aoshuang didn't know why, and suddenly his heart was a little drumming.
What bad idea is this guy having?
Jing Wusheng waved his hand again, and Bai Aoshuang's body shook suddenly, and he was quickly lifted into the air by the black clouds under his feet!
"You, what are you doing?" Bai Aoshuang has no timidity about what women are often afraid of, except for fear of heights. Seeing that his feet were speeding away from the ground, Bai Aoshuang's face was pale, and he couldn't care about any facelessness, so he sat directly on the clouds with his legs punished, and forced himself to scream with his eyes closed.
Jing Wusheng stood opposite Bai Aoshuang in the air, and raised the corners of his mouth at Bai Aoshuang's embarrassed little appearance, "I heard that when people are afraid, they won't be afraid when they call out." ”
"Old, the old lady won't call you!" Bai Aoshuang was obviously a little stumbling when she spoke.
"Really, I'll be so close that you'll have to scream. The smile on the corner of Jing Wuming's mouth gradually expanded.
The black cloud carrying Bai Aoshuang was like a cannonball, shooting into the sky quickly, leaving a black phantom.
Bai Aoshuang's trouser legs were blown up by the strong wind, and his mouth was like a balloon that blew up, making a whining sound. The clouds behind her kept falling, and one bird after another was overtaken by her, and the whole world was about to be left behind her......
Bai Aoshuang, don't scream! You must be longer, just take the jumping machine! Hold back! You must endure it......
"Ahhh......hh
The black cloud and mist dragged Bai Aoshuang down rapidly, and the moment Bai Aoshuang's weightless body floated up from the clouds, he couldn't help it anymore and cried out in fear!
"Ahhh
How hard I endured before, how loud I scream now.
"Jing Wufang, I'll you......"
"Looks like you're not fast enough. Jing Wuming raised his eyebrows for a long time, and then hooked his fingers, and the black mist carrying Bai Aoshuang suddenly dissipated without a trace.
Bai Aoshuang felt a sudden chill under his buttocks, and then his whole heart was cold!
Ahh
fell from a high altitude without hindrance, because of weightlessness and extreme fright, Bai Aoshuang, who has always been competitive, urinated.
"Woo ......"
The clouds beside Bai Aoshuang were still flying away rapidly, and the bird spread its wings and glided over from not far away, but there was a slight smell of urine in the air.
Jing Wusheng didn't really want Bai Aoshuang to die, seeing that Bai Aoshuang had learned a lesson, he flew up and caught Bai Aoshuang's falling body.
"Jing Wusheng, today's matter, I'm not done with you! Even if you fall to death and become a ghost, I won't let you go!" Bai Aoshuang knew that Jing Wusheng was deliberately bullying her for fear of heights, and scolded with tears on her face in Jing Wusheng's arms.
"Since you want to fall to your death so much, I will fulfill you now. Jing Wusheng didn't frown, and threw Bai Aoshuang out again.
Ah——!h
As the blue sky got farther and higher, Bai Aoshuang's screams and cries became louder and louder.
Tears and snot mixed on his face, incontinence toilet clothes and pants were wet, all of which made Bai Aoshuang proud of his life for more than ten years, and collapsed into a mess!
Finally, when he was still about ten meters away from the ground, Bai Aoshuang finally opened his mind, and shouted loudly with trembling teeth: "Jing Wulife, save me! I don't want to die!