New Tuvalu's approach to defending itself against sea monsters has shocked the world. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Although the mainland of New Tuvalu is just over 600 square kilometres, it will set up a warning ring with a radius of 120 nautical miles. In other words, the length of this ring of caution reaches about 750 nautical miles.

With such a long warning circle, it is actually not difficult to achieve coverage without dead ends.

However, New Tuvalu is the only country that has started to act the day after the appearance of the sea monster. According to the progress of setting up the warning ring announced by New Tuvalu, it only takes five days for them to complete the warning ring completely.

And what about other countries?

The coastline of the Chinese mainland has reached 18,000 kilometers, which is more than 10,000 nautical miles after conversion. The length of the island's coastline has reached 14,000 kilometers, for a total of 32,000 kilometers. Let's not talk about how long it will take to deploy all of them and how much it will cost, let's just say that the length of China's coastline ranks fourth in the world, which can be seen!

All of a sudden, New Tuvalu became synonymous with the safest country in the world!

New Tuvalu's announced combat methods, as well as some unconventional weapons of mass destruction, after analysis by military experts invited by many media, confirmed that sea monsters can be killed 120 nautical miles from the coastline of New Tuvalu!

New Zealand, the closest to New Tuvalu, is an island country with a total coastline of more than 18,000 kilometers.

New Zealand's official report: "Please all New Zealanders do not worry about the threat of sea monsters, according to the tracking of sea monsters by the United States, at present, the sea monster is in the central Pacific region, and will not pose any threat to us in New Zealand!"

In the face of such a pale and feeble briefing, the vast majority of New Zealanders do not believe it.

"If we can really track down the exact location of the sea monster, why didn't the Americans kill it directly? As long as we can't find it, then the sea monster may attack us in New Zealand." ”

"Why are we next to Australia, and will the sea monster come to New Zealand after it attacks Australia?"

In the panic of New Zealanders, some New Zealanders who have the conditions and live near the coastline directly choose to go to New Tuvalu, which is the closest to them and is safe and secure!

Although they are not immigrants, the number of people still makes New Tuvalu's Prime Minister Burns happy.

"As long as it comes, there will definitely be consumption, and as long as it is consumed, it will definitely be able to drive GDP!"

Castro approached Burns when he was able to calculate the total GDP of New Tuvalu this year to the satisfaction of his great majesty the King.

"Prime Minister Burns, we ...... Would you like to take this opportunity to start our project?"

Burns was very aware of Castro's plan, and said with some hesitation: "Although we have made preparations, we ...... Isn't it a bit inappropriate to choose to start at this time?"

Castro said: "Are you worried about the panic of people around the world right now?"

Burns nodded and said, "Yes, now the whole world is nervous because of that sudden appearance of the sea monster, but we have to choose a concubine for His Majesty at this time, isn't it a little ......?"

Castro laughed and said, "The more we are at this time, the more we have to show our new Tuvalu spirit." Other nations are shrinking their naval fleets and restricting trade in freighters, as if they were facing a great enemy. And if we dare to hold this kind of event in New Tuvalu at this time, doesn't it prove that we in New Tuvalu are really not afraid of sea monsters?

Burns frowned and thought for a while, and found that he didn't seem to have any way to argue, but he didn't dare to agree easily.

Seeing Burns' hesitation, Castro continued to persuade: "Prime Minister Burns, you must not forget that just a few days ago, His Majesty the King sank a US military freighter. Moreover, more than 200 American GIs were captured. ”

When Burns was worried, Castro said: "You don't really think that the Americans' two-carrier formation is just to capture that sea monster." Judging by the combat effectiveness shown by the sea monster, the twin aircraft carrier formation is not as effective as an attack nuclear submarine at a long distance. ”

Burns's face instantly became bitter, and he said, "You mean, that double aircraft carrier formation is prepared for our new Tuvalu?"

Castro nodded and said, "Yes, it's just that because of a 'coincidence', they ran into a sea monster!"

Is it a coincidence?

Burns shook off the crazy thought that popped into his head, and then said, "Okay, let's start our plan." Otherwise, after the problem of the sea monster is resolved, His Majesty the King may break out into even more fierce conflicts with other countries!"

Castro laughed and said, "As long as His Majesty is married, and even has children, then he will definitely become stable." Man, aren't they all like that?"

……

When New Tuvalu announced that they had completely completed the cordon ring they had set up, there was also a piece of news that made the world boil. Strictly speaking, it is news that makes women all over the world boil!

"We, the New Tuvalu Government, will join forces with the New Tuvalu TC Group to hold the first MissMoon selection competition!"

"This year's competition will face all unmarried women between the ages of 18 and 26 in the world. All contestants who want to participate in the competition can send their personal information to the email address we have set up separately for this competition. If you pass the preliminary examination online, you can have the real qualification. ”

"This year's MissMoon competition will have 36 sub-divisions around the world, and the top three in each sub-division will qualify for the finals in New Tuvalu!"

"All qualified contestants, regardless of whether they are finals or sub-rounds, will be covered by TC Group for all entry costs. The top 10 players in each sub-division will receive a lot of prize money. ”

"MissMoon, who made it to the finals in New Tuvalu, had a minimum prize of $50,000 and a maximum prize of $1.08 million. In addition, the top three of this year's "MissMoon" will become the first passengers of the 'Moon Project' of TC Group in New Tuvalu, representing all mankind to land on the moon again!"

"Special reminder, this year's "MissMoon" selection competition, there will be a separate 'dinner prize', and the prize of the 'dinner prize' is to have dinner with our great king of New Tuvalu! The right to award the 'dinner party' is completely owned by His Majesty the king of New Tuvalu, and no other conditions will be set! Of course, the current number of 'dinner prizes' will not be determined!"

"The MissMoon contest will be sponsored and broadcast by advertising, and it should be noted that all proceeds from the contest will be donated to charity. All the costs of the competition will be borne by our TC Group in New Tuvalu. ”

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The MissMoon tryouts in New Tuvalu have a lot of fine rules, as well as a process for categorizing the matches. However, at the first time the news was announced, not many people took a serious look at those details.

Everyone, even men from all over the world, were attracted to the 'special award' that was announced in New Tuvalu.

"I'd rather have dinner with my majesty the King than a million dollars in prize money!"

"My Majesty is not blind, if I have dinner with you, I will definitely not be able to eat for my Majesty the King!"

"What if His Majesty likes my type?"

"In case it's possible, but, now it's billion!"

……

In 24 hours, more than 100 million applications were received in New Tuvalu! Of course, many of them did not qualify, but you can also see how attractive this competition has just been held.

In the villa of the king of New Tuvalu, Li Da Niu asked with a straight face: "Which of you two came up with this ...... 'dinner award'?"

Seeing Burns' hesitation, Castro immediately made a decision and said with his head held high: "Your Majesty, it was my idea......!

Li Daniu interrupted Castro's words and said, "Good job!"