282, old fritters (the third more monthly pass)
"Grandma, the villain has no intention of trespassing, but this forest is too big, and the villain doesn't know which forest is grandma's, grandma spares his life!" Li Dian was still thinking that he was so lucky, he and Liang Che were imprisoned in the tent, but Liang Che took advantage of the unpreparedness to kill two combatants who escaped with him, and were chased and plunged into the ruins.
After entering the ruins, he teleported randomly, Li Dian groped slowly in this wood, and when he encountered a wild beast, he avoided it, and at night he was surprised to find that this demon-like forest no longer attacked him after wearing a rag.
Originally, he just used this rag as armor, but it turned out to be as invincible as wearing an invisibility cloak!
However, it didn't take long for me to be happy, and I ran into a tree spirit!
It's not that Li Dian hasn't seen the movie A Chinese Ghost Story, Wang Zuxian in it is simply his dream lover, it would be nice if Xiaoqian came, didn't Xiaoqian come first in the movie, why did he come directly to the tree demon grandma?!
What should I do if I don't follow the script!I'm in a hurry to wait online!
However, Li Dian also knows very well in his heart that the tree demon grandma here is definitely not the one in the movie, how can the ruins coincide with the story in the folk book?
Lu Shu sneered rudely on the tree: "I don't know which forest belongs to grandma, the whole forest is grandma's!"
Li Dian was about to vomit blood at that time: "Grandma spare your life! Grandma spare your life!"
"Negative sentiment value from Li Dian, +999!"
Lu Shu said in a rough voice: "You have the breath of fire on your body, what's the matter?, do you want to burn your grandmother's woods?"
"No, no, the villain had a companion before, he has the ability to control fire, and the fire in my body should be from him!"
"What about the others?" Lu Shu asked.
"The villain doesn't know, we've been scattered since we came here!"
Lu Shu nodded, it seems that Liang Che really came in, the so-called feeling that Li Dian has a fire breath on his body is pure nonsense, just to take Li Dian's words and see if Liang Che also came in.
To be honest, although Li Dian has a bit of crooked eyes, but the degree of crime is really worse than Liang Che, I don't know 108,000 miles, if Li Dian is just a small charlatan, then Liang Che is a bandit who does a lot of evil and cares about people's lives.
Lu Shu pondered for a while: "Why can't grandma feel spiritual power from you, where did you get this rag from?"
"This is handed down by the villain ancestor!" Li Dian said tremblingly.
"Well, grandma is a little tired tonight, you keep walking and come to bed," Lu Shule said.
"The villain has kidney deficiency since childhood, Yuanyang premature ejaculation, rough skin and thick meat, and the taste is very poor, grandma, you can spare me!" Li Dian crawled on the ground, and the feeling of fear spread all over his body......
"Negative sentiment value from Li Dian, +999!"
"It's okay, Xiaoqian ran away, and grandma will marry you to the old demon of Montenegro," Lu Shu said coldly.
Li Dian's figure crawling on the ground suddenly paused, and he was confused at that time, what the hell, himself?
"Negative sentiment value from Li Dian, +999!"
Isn't this special Montenegrin old demon only a woman? A big man of his own age was finally promised to the old demon of Montenegro? Li Dian shuddered directly when he thought of that picture.
But the focus of the problem is...... This is really that grandma!
In fact, Li Dian is very lively. At this time, he had already begun to suspect that someone was playing a prank on him, and he wanted to look up to see who was on top of his head, but as soon as he lifted the rag, those branches in the woods sensed the existence of spiritual power and instantly rolled over, this scene was too scary, and the frightened Li Dian quickly wrapped the rag on his head again!
He was still thinking about a question in his heart, could it be that the above was really the Dryad Grandma? If not, there was a question that couldn't be explained, could it be that the people above also had the same way to shield their spiritual power as themselves?
That's too high-end, I have to squat on the ground all the time, and everyone jumps up the tree...... At this time, Li Dian still had a trace of uncertainty in his heart, and fear was still there.
"Negative sentiment value from Li Dian, +999!"
"Now I'll ask you to answer," Lu Shu said, "what's your name?"
"Liang Che ......"
Lu Shu was stunned for a moment: "How old is this year?"
“25……”
Hehe, Lu Shu was happy at the time, this is really an old fritter, and your voice doesn't look like 25.
His leisurely fingers tapped on the trunk of the tree: "What about your ID card, throw it out and I'll take a look." ”
Li Dian was not good at that time, and the tree demon grandmother could still know what the ID card was!?
"Negative sentiment from Li Dian, +513!"
Lu Shu couldn't hold back his laughter, in fact, he didn't have any evil methods from his grandmother, Li Dian could guess this sooner or later, and the harvest was almost over.
Li Dian is now very sure that there must be some human on top of his head......
This special urine is about to scare out just now, if you want Lao Tzu to know who it is, you have to kill you!
However, Li Dian actually knows very well that even if the other party is a human being, it is very likely that he will not be able to beat him, after all, the level of means is different now, people can be disgusting on the tree, but he doesn't even dare to raise his head, if it weren't for the ragged linen wrap, he would have died a long time ago!
Lu Shule looked at Li Dian and asked in a rough voice, "You said that I gave you this rag to snatch away, what will happen?"
"Hero...... What do you want?!" Li Dian is not good, if this sackcloth is snatched away, will he still be able to live? Li Dian lay on the ground and wrapped his head in a torn linen cloth and resolutely crawled and ran, he just wanted to bet on whether the person above his head could really be completely unhindered in this wood.
Wherever he went, the man above him followed, and the sound of jumping between the trees was smooth.
Li Dian wanted to get out of the way to see who was playing a prank above his head, but as soon as he raised his head, the branches were entangled again, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly went back to his stomach!
Lu Shu sat on the branch and shook his legs and smiled at Li Dianxiang's appearance of looking up but unable to raise his head: "Hahahaha, why don't you dare to look up at grandma, are you floating, or is my tree demon grandma not enough to be sassy?"
"Negative sentiment from Li Dian, +678!"
"Hurry up, throw my ID card out to me," Lu Shu stopped inking with him, Li Dian honestly took out his ID card and threw it into the open space very close to him, thinking that if the other party came down to pick it up, he might have a chance to see the other party's true face.
As a result, before he could react, Lu Shu used a corpse dog to prick Li Dian's ID card up like a fish in the river, and Lu Shu looked at the information on the ID card: "Li Guowei, 32 years old, address: ......, Shaanxi"
Hehe, you old boy even has a fake ID card......