Chapter 305: What's the meaning of instant noodles, soak me
Chang'e!
That's right!
The third pig's head is actually called Meng Meiqi Chang'e!
At this moment, he was standing next to Meng Meiqi, and the two were less than a meter apart.
The pig's eyes were red, his excited hands were trembling, and he said ecstatically: "Fairy Chang'e, I, I finally found you!"
This startled Meng Meiqi and hurriedly got up from the sofa.
Originally, she was lying on the sofa with no shoes on, barefoot, and at this moment, the two white and tender jade feet stepped directly on the ground.
"Who's little kid, so rude, scare the old lady!" Meng Meiqi patted her chest with her slender hand and said in shock.
The pig's head was thirty points surprised, his eyes widened, and he said excitedly: "I'm Tianpeng, Fairy Chang'e, don't you remember me?"
"Tianpeng, are you Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie?" Meng Meiqi frowned.
Pig Tousan said excitedly: "Yes, yes, fairy, you finally think of me." ”
"To your size, hehe, I am still the queen mother!"
Meng Meiqi walked up to Li Yang with her bare white and tender feet, and said lightly: "Li Yang, where did you find the little brat, is there something wrong with your brain?"
Li Yang smiled lightly and said: "Well, he is the little boy who grew a pig's nose and pig's ears on the Internet after the revival of aura." ”
"Suddenly suffered such a big change, resulting in some abnormal mental abnormality, and when I saw a beautiful woman, I called Chang'e. ”
Li Yang comforted Meng Meiqi and said: "Don't be angry, the people who can be recognized by him as Chang'e are all superb beauties." ”
Hearing Li Yang say this, Meng Meiqi felt much more comfortable, and turned to smile and said, "Li Yang, it turns out that your mouth is so sweet, no wonder you have several women." ”
"How do you know that my mouth is sweet, did you secretly kiss me while I was asleep?" Li Yang said with a playful smile.
Meng Meiqi deliberately put her arm on Li Yang's body and said softly: "Yes, I also pried your tongue open, it is fragrant and sweet." ”
"Well, do you want me to do it again?"
Li Yang coughed dryly, and then said, "Don't make trouble, there are still children present." ”
"By the way, I'm a little hungry, you can help me ask Mother Wu if there are any instant noodles at home, make a few bowls for us." ”
Meng Meiqi stretched out her slippery and white jade hand, stroked Li Yang's face, and said with a silky look: "What's the meaning of instant noodles, you soak me." ”
"Also, instant noodles take three minutes, but you can soak me, all you need is a kiss. ”
Li Yang was a little overwhelmed, hurriedly pushed Meng Meiqi away, and smiled awkwardly.
"Hehe, don't get me wrong, I'm just testing you, I didn't expect you to know how to reject me, it seems that you are not a scumbag. ”
Meng Meiqi sneered: "However, I will never have anything to do with you!"
"I'm going upstairs, you can play with these two children!"
Leaving a sentence, Meng Meiqi turned around and walked to the second floor, with white and tender feet and smooth long legs, eye-catching.
Seeing Meng Meiqi disappear, Li Yang was really itchy in his heart.
"Li Yang, Lao Tzu killed you!"
But at this moment, the three pigs rushed over with scarlet eyes, looking at the posture, and wanted to die with Li Yang.
Li Yang suddenly came back to his senses, his eyes lit up, and then he smashed out of the prison fist.
Bang!
With a muffled sound, the pig's head flew out upside down, but Li Yang stayed still.
At this moment, Li Yang said coldly: "What are you crazy about!"
Pig Tousan got up from the ground, wiped the blood from the corners of his mouth, and said with a gloomy face: "Tell me, why does Chang'e live with you?"
"Chang'e?"
Li Yang frowned, and then said suspiciously: "You mean, that girl just now is really Chang'e?"
"That's right, she looks exactly like Chang'e, that's a look I can't forget in my life!"
Li Yang questioned: "But there is nothing strange about her, she is just an ordinary person." ”
"I don't know about this, but she's definitely Chang'e, I'm sure!" said the pig head three through gritted teeth.
Li Yang smiled lightly: "Even if Meng Meiqi is Chang'e, what's the matter, I have only known her for a few days, and it has nothing to do with it." ”
"Besides, it is said that Hou Yi, the god of war, and Wu Gang, who cut down trees, are all in love with Chang'e. ”
"I'm having an affair with Chang'e, what's the matter with you?" Li Yang said half-jokingly.
However, Zhu Tousan was silent, and then said with deep affection: "Actually, Hou Yi and Wu Gang are just my incarnations. ”
"In order to be able to be by Chang'e's side, I even became a rabbit. ”
"Yes, Yutu, Houyi, Wu Gang, all of them are my Marshal Tianpeng. Pig Head San said solemnly.
After Li Yang heard this, he was slightly stunned, it seems that what is said in Journey to the West is not all true.
That's right, too.
Well, it was originally made up by the world.
And the pig's head is Marshal Tianpeng, spanning thousands of years of civilization, what he said will definitely not be false.
"Big brother, do you really have nothing to do with Fairy Chang'e?" At this time, the pig head three who had fought really realized Li Yang's strength and was a little cowardly.
Li Yang came back to his senses, and then smiled: "It's okay now, but it won't necessarily be in the future." ”
Hearing this, the eyes of the third pig head instantly turned cold.
But he knew how to forbear, and in a moment, this ruthlessness disappeared.
Seeing this, Li Yang raised a playful smile at the corner of his mouth, but he also needed Zhu Tou San to help Fat Di awaken his bloodline, so he didn't embarrass Pig Tou San.
At this moment, Li Yang urged: "Okay, don't you want Fat Di to grow wings, you can start now." ”
Who knows, at this moment, the pig head three picked it up, lay on the sofa, crossed Erlang's legs and said: "I have already found Fairy Chang'e, I don't need to fly to the Moon Palace anymore, why do I have to bother to help him?"
"Oh, so you're going to regret it?" Li Yang said with an eyebrow.
Pig Tousan picked up Meng Meiqi's leftover potato chips, and said while eating: "It's not a remorse, it's just that the plan has changed, and I don't need Fat Di to help me." ”
Li Yang smiled lightly and said, "That's okay, I'll give you ten seconds, and quickly disappear from my villa." ”
"I don't, Fairy Chang'e...... No, it should be called Meng Meiqi. ”
Pig Head San smiled and said: "Now that Meiqi is here, I won't go anywhere!"
"Hehe, this can't help you!" Li Yang sneered: "If you don't leave, you won't have a chance to get out of the villa!"
While speaking, Li Yang exuded a cold aura on his body, which was only aimed at the pig's head three.
Pig Tousan was so frightened that he stood up from the sofa in an instant, and couldn't help but shiver.
He could clearly sense that Li Yang was not joking.
If you don't leave, the other party will really kill yourself!
But the pig's head three finally found Fairy Chang'e, so naturally they would not stay away easily.
There was no way, the third pig had to compromise, helplessly spread his hands, and said with a smile: "Big brother, don't be angry, people just made a joke with you." ”
"Let's go, now the little brother will help Fat Di and awaken the bloodline of the immortal phoenix clan. ”
(End of chapter)