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Jiu Ye has been a little busy recently, and on the Qinghai-Tibet side, the lama started to make trouble. People are panicked, and there are frequent incidents.
But it's not something that can be solved by sitting at a table and talking.
On a hot day, he rode his horse to Changchun Garden, and he still had to report to the emperor. Don't have a big incident at that time, your little shoulders can't bear it.
I originally wanted to go directly to Changchun Garden, but after thinking about it, I went to the Old Summer Palace first.
Anyway, the fourth child does have the kindness to support himself, so it is necessary to go to the fourth child.
No, everyone has entered the garden, but the fourth child is gone.
Not only is the fourth child gone, but even Honghui is not there.
It was Hongyun who came out to socialize.
"Uncle Nine. It's hot. Hongyun was very enthusiastic, "Go and freshen up first, otherwise it will be indecent to see the holy car." I asked someone to prepare hot water.
Before the words fell, two bowls of mung bean soup were served, "Uncle Nine, drink some first." Quench your thirst. ”
The mung bean soup is chilled and steaming. Jiu Ye licked his dry lips, and without saying a word, he picked it up and drank both bowls in one go.
Then he was sent in by Hongyun with a smile to freshen up.
The clothes on his body were already soaked. But when men like them go out, they usually bring two different sets of clothes. As soon as the clean clothes were put on, the ninth master sighed comfortably.
When he came out and saw a cut watermelon on the table, he ate it again without asking anything.
I have to say that this service is more comfortable than at home. The fourth master didn't come out to see his anger, and was unloaded by Hongyun three or two.
"You're not available?" Ninth Master killed half of the watermelon, then took the handkerchief on the side, wiped his mouth, and asked.
Hongyun smiled, "Isn't it? I haven't seen anyone for days. Uncle Fourteen came to talk about it yesterday, but he still left a note for Amma. I wanted to leave a message, but my eldest brother was driving in the garden and was not at home. My nephew is a confused person, and he can't take care of any major things. ”
Jiu Ye raised his hand and nodded Hongyun, and snorted, "Good boy." He laughed a little angrily.
The implication of this kid is that don't look for him if there is something, he is a person who can't pass on the word well.
The fourth child doesn't show up, this attitude is very interesting. It's a complete hiding. No one was seen from now on, and nothing happened.
I really want to become a Buddha!
Thinking that I really didn't have a big deal, it was just a routine to come. Regardless of whether the fourth child sees himself or not, his attitude is right.
Besides, on this hot day, it is very comfortable for this kid to serve Hongyun. He couldn't get angry.
Before going out, his heart moved, and he thought that the fourth child had been a little strange recently, so he turned his head and asked Hongyun, "What's wrong with you Ama lately?"
Hongyun's face was full of confusion and confusion, "What's wrong?" he smiled and said, "It's okay, it's just that Hongxuan's kid came at a good time, and Ama is very happy." Probably because the nephew and eldest brother were weak since childhood, and later became stronger. Amma is particularly religious. I don't know which one of my close people is praying for. Maybe it's Hongxuan, right?"
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If prayers are useful, what do you want the doctor to do?
It is said that Honghui is shrewd, and this young master is not far behind.
In fact, it is not a good thing to have more shrewd sons. Just like the emperor, he has many sons and is capable, but he is more blind in his old age.
The ninth master came out of the Old Summer Palace and walked into Changchun Garden.
The emperor didn't embarrass him, and soon after Hou saw him, he was announced.
When the ninth master entered the main hall, he was stunned for a moment. I saw Honghui and the emperor sitting cross-legged on the couch face to face. On the kang table in the middle, there is half a watermelon. The grandparents each took a spoon and dug up the watermelon pulp to eat.
This simply subverted his perception of the emperor over the years.
"Uncle Nine is here?" Honghui put down the spoon and was about to come down to salute.
The ninth master said in his heart, if you can be like this with the emperor, then you are a little ancestor, and I don't dare to accept your courtesy. So he hurriedly said, "Sit down." The family doesn't have to be so polite. "Saying that, I will greet the emperor first.
Where did Honghui dare to hold on, after the ninth master was called up by the emperor, he hurriedly saluted the ninth master.
The emperor beckoned and asked Honghui to go over and continue eating. He also instructed Li Dequan, "Give the remaining half to Lao Jiu." I rushed all the way, and I thought I was thirsty. ”
The Ninth Master immediately secretly sucked his stomach back. He had already drunk two bowls of mung bean soup and eaten half a watermelon from the fourth master just now. Who is thirsty? But the emperor said that he was thirsty, so he must be thirsty.
The ninth master complained a little about the emperor in his heart. Is this a real father?
Is there any sweat on his body, can't he see?
Coming with a refreshing body, this must have been sorted out. How to return half a watermelon. The watermelons that were paid tribute were all big, more than half a dozen catties.
The emperor pointed at Honghui and said to the ninth master: "Eat if you want, don't be polite." Honghui ate most of it alone yesterday. I love his sincerity. ”
The ninth master immediately smiled and said: "My son can't do other things, but if you eat this thing, your son can't do it well?"
Honghui was just about to relieve the siege for the ninth master, but he blocked his throat. People are not polite to come down, what else do you have to say?
While eating, the emperor listened to the ninth master's story. As if he didn't go to his heart at all, he nodded carelessly, even if it passed.
There is also kung fu to ask Honghui, is this melon sweet today or yesterday's sweet.
"Today's one is sandy. Yesterday's was watery, crispy and sweet. Honghui smiled, "It's much better than what Ama and her grandson grew in the garden." He gestured with his hand, "It's only so big, one weighs three or four pounds, and when it is cut, it seems that there are few melons and many melon seeds." I originally wanted to bring a Huang Marfa to taste, but I cut several of them, and they were all like that. I don't eat it at home, so I use it all to make watermelon sauce. When the sauce is ready, let's give it to Huang Marfa to taste. A-Niang made it herself, it tastes good. ”
The emperor likes to eat heavy flavors, and the dried sauce has a heavy taste.
The emperor laughed while listening, "It seems that your Ama has been planting the field for several years, and it has not grown. ”
"Not really. Honghui whispered. It seems that he is a little uneasy because of the bad things he says about Amma, and he does not dare to speak up. He laughed in a low voice: "E-niang laughed at Amma, saying that it was thanks to Ama that he made you a son, if you go to someone else's house, you will have the ability to farm, and you really can't support your grandchildren." ”
The emperor laughed even more. It seems that I can think of the expression of the fourth child when he was deflated.
The ninth master ate and listened. Where can I not be surprised? This is the advantage of having his own people around the emperor. Look at Honghui, three or two sentences are not separated from the fourth. The fourth child doesn't need to brush up on his presence in front of the emperor at all, because he is simply everywhere.
Half of the watermelon was stuffed into the stomach again by the ninth master. He only felt that his stomach was bulging, and it was really no worse than a watermelon.
After a while, he really stuffed another half into it.
Not only do you eat it, but you also have to eat it sweetly. Jiu Ye felt that his stomach was swollen and hurt when he was sitting.
Today, the atmosphere here is exceptionally good because of Honghui's adjustment. Such a good atmosphere, stay here, accompany the emperor to gossip, contact and contact feelings, maybe the emperor is happy, just like the old thirteen, and also reward himself with a shell. Even if it's just Beizi, he doesn't dislike the low rank at all.
It's a knighthood. It's better than the bald brother now.
No matter how good the plan is, I'm afraid it's useless now. Stuffed with so many watermelons, this time, Jiu Ye has a feeling - urgency!
It's too urgent!
The Ninth Master hurriedly got up and retired, "...... Huang Ama trusted his son, and his son did not dare to relax in the slightest. ”
The reason is very high-sounding.
The emperor waved his hand, "Go! I won't leave you behind." ”
The ninth master withdrew, and the girl ran outside the garden. In this garden, there was originally a convenient place to serve people, but the ninth master didn't dare to go now. After all, the emperor rewarded his son with melons out of concern. But it's not good to hold yourself up.
The emperor's will cannot be trampled.
So the ninth master walked out of the garden as if he had installed hot wheels under his feet. Under the sun, I don't care if I am sunburned or not.
When he got out of the garden, the ninth master didn't care about anything else. He only stood at the corner of a wall, called a few of his attendants to block himself from the periphery, and began to undress and drain the water.
The Ninth Master felt that there was nothing more comfortable than this.
was enjoying this ultimate relaxation, when he suddenly heard a 'ninth brother' behind him. He immediately urinated, his entire trouser legs, and his boots were wet.
The ninth master is embarrassed and annoyed, which bastard is this, is there a little bit of eyesight?
Fourteen glanced at the Ninth Master with a smile, and said coldly: "I said Brother Nine, you are becoming less and less particular now." Those boys in my family didn't dare to ...... outside at the age of three This one...... What's that, isn't it?"
Jiu Ye's water was half released, and he was shocked. Immediately, the urge to urinate disappeared.
Pulling his pants and belt, he glared back at Fourteen, "I said Old Fourteen, when will you be able to bear the burden like Old Thirteen without being surprised." ”
Fourteen is uncomfortable with this, and Lao Jiu will not open which pot to mention. Immediately snorted, "Brother is not in a hurry, I am not like the thirteenth brother, I don't know humility at all." There are also a few brothers on it who are bareheaded, and he himself wears a shell hat. It's really not exquisite!"
Roll the calf! Does this mean that Thirteen is not particular? Or is it a joke that the elder brother has no title.
The ninth master was annoyed, and just as he was about to sneer at him, he heard the fourteenth way: "Brother Jiu still lifted his pants first, so that others can see it...... "Tut-tut......" As he spoke, he took a step and walked briskly.
The ninth master held his breath, fastened his pants and disappeared from the fourteenth figure.
When he returned to the house, as soon as the ninth master entered the house, Jiufujin wrinkled his nose and smelled, "What kind of smell is this?"
Jiu Ye's face darkened, and along the way, the urine had dried early. Where there is a smell.
Fragile.
Who knew that as soon as Jiufu Jin approached, he spit out with a wow, "Master, did you pee your pants?"