The pony-tailed man said impassionedly, and Zhang was afraid to interrupt: "Big brother, my feelings are like a broken bicycle? Do you look down on people too much? With my taste, my style, my style, my style, and the net worth of a millionaire, my feelings are like a bicycle? What are you kidding? At least it has to be four wheels. ”

The pony-tailed man said, "The customer's needs are my goal, may I ask, do you want to buy two bicycles?"

Zhang was speechless: "Big brother, are you sent by Deyun Club to go undercover?"

The pony-tailed man straightened his waist and shook the ponytail behind his head: "Actually, I'm a singer." ”

Zhang was even more speechless: "Have I asked you?"

"Ask me or not, I'm a singer. The ponytail man said, "Excuse me, do you need two bicycles?"

Zhang Wei shook his head: "There is a communication barrier with you." ”

"No, aren't we having a good time?" the pony-tailed man asked for the third time, "Which two bikes do you have your eye on?" ”

This guy clearly took himself as a Sunday, and when he looked at the ponytail man, Zhang was afraid and said, "I didn't fancy anything." "Turn around and leave.

The pony-tailed man hurriedly said: "I understand, you dislike my car is too cheap, there is an expensive one in the house, 120,000 yuan, light and strong, quite cowhide." ”

Zhang was afraid and said, "Am I crazy? 120,000 yuan to buy a bicycle?"

"This is a pursuit, a feeling, and no one has the right to laugh at other people's dreams. The ponytail man said loudly.

Zhang Wei said: "My feelings are to spend a hundred yuan to buy an old bicycle, goodbye." ”

The pony-tailed man followed up like a shadow and continued to persuade: "I think you may not understand what I said, I mean, a successful person like you should have a luxury bicycle that can show his status." ”

Zhang was afraid to stop: "Okay, I don't ask for much." Sofa cushions, have a sound system, but also have Internet access, the back shelves are bigger, you can put something, such as two pigs or something. ”

He's talking nonsense. The ponytail man took out a small notebook to record like magic: "The sound is fine, you must have a computer first to surf the Internet...... All of them need electricity, what kind of battery do you want?"

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment: "What did you say?"

"As you request, I'll make you a unique bike, the only one and only one of you in the world. The ponytail man asked, "What else do the guests want?"

Zhang was afraid to think about it and said: "There is a stereo and a battery, isn't it a motorcycle?"

"Look at what you said, you bought a bicycle, how could I fool you with a motorcycle?" the pony-tailed man said.

Zhang was afraid to speak seriously: "I don't mind if you fool me once, and I don't pick the model." What Honda Yamaha's, just come and get one. Then he asked: "Is a thousand enough?" Buy a sentimental car you said, is it enough? By the way, fool me with a motorcycle. ”

The ponytail man said, "That's not good, the customer is God, and I can't fool God." ”

Zhang Wei continued to speak seriously: "I really don't mind if you fool me once, just Honda." ”

The ponytail man shook his head, and suddenly shouted loudly: "I am a patriotic youth, and I boycott Japanese goods." You have to boycott with me, too. ”

Zhang was afraid that he was just about to answer, but an old lady on the side held up five yuan and asked, "Where do you put it?"

"What to put where?" Zhang Wei asked.

"Didn't you two talk about cross talk? The old lady stuffed five dollars: "Come on." I'm optimistic about you. ”

Zhang was afraid to look at the five yuan, his right hand moved lightly, and put it in his trouser pocket like a cloud, and the ponytail man suddenly said, "Stop, there is half of me." ”

Zhang was afraid to say: "You really don't let go of any money." ”

The ponytail man continued to sell the bike: "Well, you buy me a bike." I will provide services according to your needs, and the five dollars will be yours. ”

Zhang Wei smiled: "You said it." ”

"I said it. ”

Zhang Wei said: "Okay, actually, I am a traveler, a family that writes articles on the journey. The demand for a bicycle is not high, there must be music, you can type, you can watch movies, and nothing else. ”

The pony-tailed man blinked his eyes and said, "This is the case with us, it is not worth buying a car from me, what is valuable is the configuration, you know the configuration?"

"Yes, according to the top match. "Zhang is afraid to say it very arrogantly.

The ponytail man shook his head: "I can't give you the top match, let's take a step back, how about the standard match?"

"Yes. Zhang Wei said, "Let's quote a price." ”

What the two brothers said was crispy, it was simply infuriating, and a young man on the side didn't understand, so he hesitated and asked, "You two are talking about bicycles?"

"Yes!" The ponytail man gave a positive answer, and then said to Zhang Wei: "According to the standard configuration, first of all, you have to choose a brand, what are the requirements for tires and models?"

Zhang Wei said: "The brand is not important, as long as it is strong enough and light enough to drive." ”

"If that's the case, pay the deposit and pick up the car the day after tomorrow. The ponytail man said.

Zhang Wei shook his head: "I don't have that much time, I have it now, take it away immediately, and if I don't have it, I won't buy it." ”

The pony-tailed man pondered, "If that's the case, can you wait for me for an hour?"

"Waiting for you?" Zhang was afraid to look at the time: "Don't wait for an hour, I'll wait for you until half past four, is it enough?"

The ponytail man also looked at the time: "If that's the case, there are still two questions, first, can you check out? Second, do I buy these configurations you need or do you buy them?"

"Of course you buy it. Zhang was afraid and said, "How much money, I'll go get the money." ”

The more the two of them talked, the more lively they became, there were many people around, some people watched jokes, some people didn't understand, and asked what to buy, some people knew that they were buying bicycles, and they said that they were idiots, or the old lady was righteous, saying that these were two cross talk actors, and it was not easy to talk about cross talk while selling bicycles......

The ponytail man thought for a moment: "You wait a minute. Go back to the house and take out some things: "What about the speaker, I bought it for more than 800, because it is second-hand, can you count it as 400?"

Very beautiful little speaker, black slender, oval surface, a total of three, one of which is a little longer, with a subwoofer.

Look at this guy take out the speaker,Not only is Zhang afraid of curiosity,The people who watch the excitement are also curious,The speaker is,How do you put it on the bike?

Zhang Wei glanced at it and said okay.

The ponytail man took out a small keyboard: "Wireless, is it okay? It's very cheap, because it has been opened, and it costs a hundred yuan plus a mouse." ”

Zhang was also curious: "Are you really playing?"

The ponytail man laughed, "What's the matter?

Zhang Wei said: "I'll go, carry it with me, okay, a hundred." ”

The ponytail man put down these things in his hand and went back to the house to get a box: "Brand new touchscreen laptop, wireless wired or not, keyboard can be connected, you can play, I bought it for 8003, there is an invoice, it has not been opened, if you think you can, I will give you the original price, do you want it?"

These two brothers have changed from the cross talk mode to the battle mode, and they are full of gunpowder.

Zhang was afraid and said, "I want it." ”

The ponytail man laughed, "That's what you said." ”

"I said it. Zhang was afraid and said, "Add more money together, I'll go get the money." ”

The pony-tailed man said, "Don't worry, there's more." He went back to the house and took out a battery block, came out and said: "This battery is not the kind of ordinary electric car, this battery is three thousand five, don't look at the packaging, but the performance is no problem, I have used it twice, if it is a laptop, it is no problem for a day and a night." Then he said: "This is a set of battery packs, rechargeable, with USB ports and regular power ports." ”

Zhang was afraid to take it and said: "It's okay." "It's about weight.

The pony-tailed man finally took out two things, one was something like a music stand, and the other was a hardbox-style computer bag. Open the computer bag and show it to Zhang Wei: "This bag is eight hundred, you can put a mouse, a mobile hard disk, a keyboard, and a laptop, and it will not move if it is fixed." ”

"The bag is a bit pricey. Zhang was afraid to say.

The ponytail man smiled: "What a fresh, unique thing, this is quite cheap." Then he said, "If you park your bicycle outside, do you have to leave your computer outside?" ”

Zhang was afraid that he was suddenly stunned, and asked a little unpaced: "Do you really want to install the computer on the bicycle?"

The ponytail man smiled: "What's the matter? Don't you want to spend money? I did what you asked, you are God." The last four words are very light and floating, with a hint of ridicule.

Zhang was afraid to ponder, looked at the time and said: "I said that I will pick up the goods and leave at half past four, if you are a minute late, I don't want it." ”

It's two o'clock, and there are still two and a half hours left, and it should be very difficult for the pony-tailed man to put the computer on the bike.

The ponytail man said, "No problem at all. Turned around and pushed over a dead fly: "This car is two thousand eight, I will give it to you at cost price, and I will also modify the rear shelf according to your requirements, but you have to give me a thousand modification fees." ”

"Why is it so expensive?" Zhang Wei asked.

"Reluctant?" the pony-tailed man said defiantly.

"It's useless to say less, when I'm wronged? 1,000 modification fees, if you don't explain it, I won't buy it. Zhang was afraid and said, "Don't take me for a fool." ”

The ponytail man said: "Let's do this, you go and get the money, I will modify, if the modification is done, you think it is not worth the thousand modification fees, I don't want it, you can settle the money for other things." ”

Zhang was afraid to think about it and said yes, and asked how much?

"Go and get ten thousand. The pony-tailed man said a number lightly.

Zhang was afraid to grit his teeth and buy a bicycle for 17,000 and said, "Cheng." "Turn around and go.

The ponytail man smiled in the back, "You won't dare to come back, will you?"

Zhang was afraid to look back: "You can rest assured that you will not come back within an hour, I am your grandson." ”

The pony-tailed man smiled: "Cheng, I believe you." "I carried the things back to the house one by one, and pushed the bicycle back into the house.

Zhang was afraid to go out and go to the bank to withdraw money.

It's interesting, adding surround sound speakers to the bike, adding a computer, a keyboard, it's fun. People who are more familiar with the ponytail man went to watch the excitement.

The money was withdrawn quickly, and after a while, Zhang was afraid to sneak back, and his pocket was full of stacks of money, but he kept wondering in his mind: Am I being photographed by that guy? Why did I go stupidly and obediently to withdraw the money?

It was a question I couldn't figure out, until I walked back to the market and stood at the door of this shop, still thinking about it. (To be continued.) )