"If I pat him, he'll be healed and stand up, believe it or not?"

Fang Shaoyang asked Xu Shaofei.

"Rub, do you really think you're a miracle doctor? Don't talk about patting, he won't be able to stand up after a hundred strokes!"

Xu Shaofei scolded angrily.

"Oh, that's what you said, I'm going to shoot him a hundred times. ”

Fang Shaoyang snickered for a while, squatted down beside the mummy, and slapped him in the face.

"Smack!"

"Whew!"

The slap was crisp and loud, and the mummy suddenly wailed in pain.

"This is the first time!"

Fang Shaoyang counted it himself, raised his hand and slapped it again.

"Smack!"

"Oops!"

"Twice!"

"Smack!"

"Boil~"

"Three times!"

"Bang bang bang!"

"Oh!

The whole class stood up, grinning forward, Fang Shaoyang squatted in front of the mummy, his big mouth and no money were pumped in his face, the more he smoked, the happier he became, and hummed a little song, humming while pumping.

"Wow wow, don't smoke!

The mummy's face was swollen like a pig's head, and he howled and begged for mercy.

"Well, don't smoke it, but it's not enough for a hundred strokes, and your illness hasn't healed yet. ”

Fang Shaoyang was a little embarrassed.

"I-I'm all right, I'm all right! I'm healed!" the mummy nodded in fear.

"I'm healed? I don't believe it, you didn't stand up, I'd better continue. ”

Saying that, Fang Shaoyang raised his arm and was about to continue pumping.

The mummy couldn't care so much, bounced off the stretcher with a snort, and cried: "Teacher, I'm really healed, you see I can stand up." ”

"Oh, you're really cured? Have my medical skills been upgraded, you've been cured before you reach a hundred, wahahaha, it seems that I'm too handsome, adding layers to my medical skills." ”

Fang Shaoyang laughed proudly.

Xu Shaofei's face was pale at this time, he originally wanted to find a follower to make him ugly, but he didn't expect this Fang Shaoyang to play such a trick.

"Useless waste!" Xu Shaofei gritted his teeth and scolded the mummy.

"Fly... Phineas, I'm sorry, I'm ......."

The mummy was scared enough, Xu Shaofei really didn't dare to offend, the Xu family had a lot of influence in Zhonghai City, especially in the political circles.

Xu Shaofei's father is the deputy mayor, and he is also in charge of education, science and technology, and health, so not only students in the medical university, but also teachers have to give Xu Shaofei some face.

"Fuck off!"

Xu Shaofei scolded angrily, and then said to Shaoyang with a cold face: "Okay, the divine doctor, you are very powerful, then you can also treat me." ”

Xu Shaofei continued with a sneer on the corner of his mouth: "My illness is relatively serious, and the major hospitals can't check it out, so it's up to you to be a miracle doctor." ”

Fang Shaoyang also laughed secretly in his heart, this guy came to pretend to be sick in person, is he confident that he can withstand a hundred slaps from himself?

Xu Shaofei seemed to know what Fang Shaoyang was thinking, and immediately said vigilantly: "I sue you, don't use any slap treatment to treat me!"

"Hehe, okay, I can treat you without slapping the treatment. Fang Shaoyang snickered.

"Fist therapy and kick therapy are not allowed!"

Xu Shaofei said with some concern.

"Don't worry, he wasn't sick just now, so I'm joking with him, you won't, you're very sick. ”

Fang Shaoyang said with a solemn expression.

Xu Shaofei smiled uncontrollably, he didn't believe Fang Shaoyang's nonsense.

"Okay, now let's talk about your symptoms. Fang Shaoyang said confidently.

"I have a headache, fatigue and angina. Xu Shaofei casually made up a few reasons and said.

"Huh, are you sure?" Fang Shaoyang asked in surprise.

"Yes, how is it!" Xu Shaofei asked with his chest puffed.

"Oh, it's terrible, your illness is strict enough. ”

Fang Shaoyang shook his head incredulously and said.

The corners of Xu Shaofei's mouth hooked up and sneered: "Tell me, what kind of disease am I?"

"Brain tumors are advanced. Fang Shaoyang said casually.

"Hahaha! What? advanced brain tumor? hahaha!"

Xu Shaofei suddenly laughed, leaned forward and patted the attendant next to him and smiled: "Did you hear what he said? ”

The followers also laughed, and the other party Shaoyang sneered: "You kid really think you're very smart, think we don't know what you think? Don't you just want to say a strict illness to scare us Feige, and then you can free yourself!"

"Hahaha! You're still in the advanced stage of brain tumor, you're so funny!"

A group of students also laughed, and they also felt that Fang Shaoyang had no ability, so they shook their heads and sighed.

"Let's go, this misguided piece of garbage, I'll tell the director of education when I go back and tell him to get out of here. ”

Xu Shaofei laughed enough, thinking that this would already be able to drive Fang Shaoyang out of the Medical University, and he was about to leave with a few followers beside him.

Fang Shaoyang said softly with a smile: "Alas, just kidding, I believe it, forget it, let's go, infertility will be small in the future, and wilting will be big." ”

"Huh?"

Xu Shaofei suddenly stopped, his brows raised slightly, and his heart could be described as turbulent.