Chapter Twenty-Four: Unparalleled Cheapness

The dinner at the Blessed Inn is definitely not sumptuous for the young heroes of Yuluohu and the second prince of Qin, who are accustomed to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas.

But I can't stand Sikong Jingming, Mo Lin and Li Yitian, and their young people are all characters with endless stories.

Although Mo Lin and Li Yitian are not easy to reveal their identities, the thousands of troops and horses they have experienced in the battle array, and the comradeship between the soldiers and soldiers has made the Sikong Jingming brothers and sisters yearn for it.

Similarly, Li Yitian's narration also made the obscene middle-aged butler who was drinking with Angkor at the other table think to himself.

Things like marching in the military formation are definitely not something that an ordinary teenager is qualified to experience, Li Yitian's identity must be either rich or noble, either behind the generals or after the eagle dogs of the imperial court.

But what is such a person doing in the rivers and lakes where dragons and snakes are mixed and reckless and strife?

Is there something flowing into the rivers and lakes that can attract the attention of the nobles in the court?

Butler Jin frequently toasted to the unusual-looking Angkor at the wine table, and there was always some temptation in the words that were very pleasant.

For example, "Another adult in the capital has fallen for a while, his wife has been separated, the huge family tree has fallen and scattered, and many fish who have not been caught by the government have escaped into the rivers and lakes, which is really embarrassing." Words like this repeatedly test Li Yitian's family background.

As a result, Angkor directly pretended to be stupid, what kind of thing? I haven't heard of it, brother, can you tell my brother in detail about such a fun thing?

Butler Jin became more and more confused about the depth of Angkor, so he could only carefully maintain a smiling face and continue to accompany Angkor to talk nonsense.

On the other side, on the young man's table, Sikong Jingming was "flexing his muscles". Sikong Jingming is a well-known hero among the young heroes of the younger generation on the rivers and lakes, not because of his appearance in the wind, but because of his real achievements.

After each of the children of Yuluo Lake entered the "Mustard Seed" realm, the family would issue him a task, which was both a test and an experience for these geniuses.

This task may be to participate in a certain sect's martial arts tournament and achieve a certain ranking, or it may be for you to kill some thieves who are not weak in martial arts who are wanted by the government.

If it happens that neither of them has a chance, the Sikong family will send an elder to take you to various sect families to communicate with each other, and the elders will observe whether your performance is qualified.

In short, Yuluohu's disciples must prove that they are better than other peers.

When Li Yitian heard this, he silently complained in his heart, isn't it just relying on your family to be better than others to smash other people's yards?

And Sikong Jingming received the first type of task, and he was responsible for chasing and killing a master who escaped from the army.

The master's skills were extremely fierce and decisive, and he fought with him three times, and when he saw that he couldn't kill Sikong Jingming, he fled with him into the mountains and circled around.

The two men walked around the mountains for two months, during which time each launched no less than 100 assassinations against the other, most of which were carried out by military masters.

And the time of the assassination is very insidious and tricky, when Sikong Jingming is eating, when the night is about to pass, and when the sky is about to shine and people are the most relaxed, there are ...... When the sky is respectful and respectful.

In short, the army warrior used all the tricky means he could think of to assassinate Sikong Jingming, but all of them were in vain.

In the end, Sikong Jingming's martial arts foundation was better, and two months later, he found the army warrior who was so consumed that he couldn't hold it anymore and fell asleep on the grass, so that this person left the world without pain.

When Li Yitian heard Sikong Jingming talk about the part where he was attacked at his convenience, he felt a chill on his body, and he couldn't help but clamp his legs.

He fantasized that if he was attacked in that situation, if he sat down with his ass, or if he didn't have time to wipe his butt and fight his opponent with half a root*, this picture was too beautiful to imagine.

Originally, there were several women at the wine table, Mo Lin and Sikong Xiaoyue, and Sikong Jingming planned to pass this experience lightly.

Unexpectedly, Li Yitian grabbed the key point. Li Yitian looked at Sikong Jingming, and asked him with a simple and curious expression: "Then how did you deal with the past when you were out of courtesy?"

Sikong Jingming's face darkened, and he really wanted to pull this bastard out and cut it into seventeen or eighteen sections with a long sword.

But then he saw his old sister's disgusted and curious expression.

There is no need to ask, Sikong Jingming knows what she is thinking, and his glorious image in his sister's heart has completely collapsed.

Immediately, he wanted to give himself a dozen slaps, originally just wanted to highlight how dangerous the environment around him was during that time and set off his image, but instead he shot himself in the foot.

He had no choice but to say: "Actually, at that time, I was preparing for him to come to a sneak attack, and I stepped on a machine spring hidden arrow buried in the soil.

When he came to sneak attack, I let go of my foot, and the dark arrow pierced his leg, so he didn't dare to pursue him and fled. ”

Li Yitian looked suddenly enlightened: "Oh~ It turns out that Brother Sikong also has this idea." It's a fellow to coincide with that thief, it's really hard Sikong brothers. ”

Sikong Jingming's heart was cold, and when it was over, he subconsciously turned his head to look at Mo Lin, but Mo Lin had no expression.

But when he looked at Sikong Xiaoyue again, he found that there was only disgust left in Sikong Xiaoyue's eyes, and he even moved his body in the direction away from him.

Sikong Jingming's face was full of grief and indignation, sixteen years of brother and sister love! TMD himself just guarded against such an extreme situation, okay? One by one, it was the same as this matter that he took the initiative to provoke, surnamed Li, you have gone too far!

In the past sixteen years, he has worked hard to create the image of an elegant, gentle and polite brother in his sister's heart, so that the two sentences of this calf who have just met for half a day have been ruined!

Sikong Jingming gritted his teeth and said, "Brother Li's praise is not acceptable."

This time, Brother Li, the thief, endured the humiliation and went undercover in the cave, and he was even more helpful to the subordinates, but those thieves were too unparticular and drowned everywhere in the caves in Yanzi Mountain, and I don't know how Brother Li endured it. Brother Li is really hard!"

When everyone heard what Sikong Jingming said, the scene of Li Yitian wearing a mask and another masked thief squatting face-to-face with a tuba came to mind.

Oh ~ disgusting!

The muscles on Li Yitian's face twitched uncontrollably, this is also a ruthless person!

The eyes of the two intersected in midair, as if colliding with invisible sparks. Yo, brother, okay!

Li Yitian's vision meant: "Yo, boy, I didn't see that you are also a ruthless person." ”

Sikong Jingming's gaze meant: "You have won the prize, and your Excellency has any tricks, let the horse come!"

Li Yitian looked at Sikong Jingmingpi and said with a smile: "When killing thieves in the cave, Brother Sikong's figure is very elegant. ”

Sikong Jingming also put on a fake smile: "Hehe, I have won awards." ”

Li Yitian continued to smile without smiling: "The body method is a good body method, but the Sikong brothers' heat is a little worse." ”

Sikong Jingming raised his eyebrows: "Oh, I didn't expect Brother Li's vision to be so old and spicy, I don't know where the flaws in the lower body method are? ”

As soon as Li Yitian said this, not only Sikong Jingming himself was a little unconvinced, but Steward Jin and the man surnamed Duan also frowned one after another.

Sikong Jing is still young next year, and of course his body is flawed, but Li Yitian's age is almost the same as him, what can he see?

If Li Yitian continues to make nonsense, it is easy to provoke the anger of the public, and it is a big taboo on the rivers and lakes to comment on other people's martial arts indiscriminately.

Li Yitian took a sip of wine without entering: "I didn't see the flaws in my body method below, but when I saw Brother Sikong fighting with the thief, I accidentally stepped on under my feet." ”

Sikong Jingming's face stiffened when he was smirking, and the golden butler who was listening attentively to what Li Yitian was about to say almost squirted out the tea he had just drunk.

Steward Jin looked at his young master sympathetically, young master, it's not that the old slave won't help you, even if you have read thousands of books, you can't say that you are such a slut!

People just don't reason with you, and they break all the laws.

The rivers and lakes are sinister, such a rare and strange thing that doesn't have a face, you can't fight him, young master, admit it as soon as possible.

Sikong Jingming was hit like a puppet by Li Yitian's words, and he looked at everyone with a stiff smirk on his face and said, "Brother Li, I'm afraid I'm mistaken."

Although the light work in the lower part is still shallow, he can carefully observe his foothold throughout the battle. It certainly didn't happen like what Brother Li said. ”

This poor child, after all, is a humble gentleman, embarrassed to be like Li Yitian who is shameless and full of words on the wine table, but Li Yitian, who is invincible when he is cheap, is not so particular.

Li Yitian took another sip of wine and said, "Yes, maybe it's a mistake, Brother Li didn't actually step on."

However, Li has some cleanliness habits, and sits a little farther away from Brother Sikong, a humble gentleman like Brother Sikong shouldn't mind, right?"

As he spoke, he moved the seat under his ass back.

Sikong Jingming's hypocritical "Of course not" was stuck in his mouth by Li Yitian's behavior before he could say it.

He looked at his sister in despair, and the meaning was obvious: "My sister, you won't and don't believe your brother, right?"

Sikong Xiaoyue looked at her brother's desperate eyes, and hurriedly said, "No, no, Brother Li, you must have seen it wrong, my brother is very good." I didn't make that kind of mistake, and my brother didn't. ”

Sikong Xiaoyue said as she quietly moved her chair away from Sikong Jingming.

Before Sikong Jingming could be relieved for his sister's trust for a second, he watched Sikong Xiaoyue's moving chair fall into silence.

Sikong Xiaoyue smiled at him awkwardly, meaning, brother, you have to understand me, and I also know that it is definitely impossible for you to step on in your light skills, but what if? Safety first!

Sikong Jingming's heart was extremely tired, but at this time, the Mu family sisters who had been sitting next to him also quietly moved their chairs.

Mo Lin didn't move his seat, but just looked at Li Yitian and Sikong Jingming's pretty faces with a smile.

It's over! My first impression in the heart of a beautiful woman collapsed. Sikong Jingming felt that he had also seen the wind and waves on the rivers and lakes.

But I have never seen such a sinister and brazen person as Li Yitian!

It's too much! One sentence may slander one's own name.

This thief is so sinister with his intentions! He is really blind to his appearance of a beautiful son of the world!

Sikong Jingming felt that he was as pure as a child compared to Li Yitian, and it was impossible for him to win a fight with such a thief.

Look at his villain's detached face! Don't bully my son, I'm honest! An honest person will also get angry!

Sikong Jingming instantly became as if he didn't care at all about Li Yitian saying that there was on his feet, and he said with a pure face: "Brother Li can retreat in the cave with his whole body, presumably his martial arts and body skills are better than those below."

The life-and-death battle between Brother Li and the Reincarnation King is even more exciting. I have the heart to ask Brother Li for advice, and I hope that Brother Li will not hesitate to give advice!"

Sikong Jingming thought to himself: "Son, I am kind-hearted, but it's normal to say that you are a slut."

But Childe, I can't beat you yet? Watch me beat you until you're convinced and ashamed. ”

Coincidentally, Li Yitian was also thinking at this time: "Ya, dare to rob the girl with me, and send it to the door to find a fight."

See if Lao Tzu doesn't beat you into a pig's head, see if you dare to chase Mo Lin with a pig's head!"

So Li Yitian became even more hypocritically polite: "Oh, what Brother Sikong said, I have to ask your subordinates to be merciful." ”