898, "Dimensionality Reduction Strike"
Huang Liang and Wei Shousong looked at Wang Bo and Wen Xiaohan's nonsense dumbfounded, and after the other party enthusiastically ran to check the dormitory assignment information for him, the two of them came back from their shock, and gave him a vague thumbs up, and whispered in unison:
"Brother Bo, high!"
After Wang Bo enthusiastically shouted out the nicknames of the two in their previous lives, the two also called Wang Bo "Brother Bo" along the way. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć infoIn the last life, several brothers in Wang Bo's dormitory were not like the almost identical people in the university dormitory he saw in many urban texts, and when they met, they had to line up the eldest one, the second one, and the third one. In their bedroom, they all called each other brothers, except for the most handsome Huang Liang, who was unanimously called "Liang Shuai" by everyone.
In the face of the two roommates' winks and smiles full of goodwill, Wang Bo smiled and said nothing, but quickly raised his index finger to his lips and made a silent sign to make the two silent.
However, he wasn't interested in Wen Xiaohan, he wanted to tease others, but the simple queue was really boring. After seeing Wen Xiaohan, I subconsciously said hello to this girl in the class, who can speak Shuangqing dialect even though she is a Shuangqing person, but communicates with her classmates and teachers, 99.9% of whom only speak Mandarin. Unexpectedly, the other party was greeted by him, but he followed up. When he came up, he was about to chat, and Wang Bo had no choice but to break around. Anyway, among classmates, there is nothing wrong with saying a few more words and exchanging feelings between the two sides.
As for the misunderstanding between Huang Liang and Wei Shousong, the misunderstanding is a misunderstanding, just to give the two of them a lesson to "take the lead" and show up to speak.
Wang Bo in his previous life, the most regrettable thing is not that he didn't confess to Liang Ya and Zhong Jiahui in high school, but that he was too honest, too innocent, and too uneasy to let go when he was in college, so that for four years, in the face of 1:5, even 1:6, 1:7, and beautiful women, he didn't even get a girlfriend.
Not only that, the five roommates in his dormitory, except for Wei Shousong and another Shuangqing student named Xue Fei, who have been in love, played with girlfriends, and broken places, whether it is him, the handsome guy Huang Liang, or another handsome guy Xu Cheng, and Tu Yunliang, who has a very superior family condition, are all bumpy on the road of feelings, and Mao has not seen a single one.
Because Huang Liang is handsome, he has attracted many excellent girls to take the initiative to find him, but after the two sides have been in contact for a period of time, they are probably too small-minded, and some language expressions are always not in place, so people can't understand the problem of speaking essentials, and they will soon be disliked by girls. The two girlfriends he found later, because they lowered their appearance again and again, they were greedy for a lot of each other's "cheapness", but because of their timidity, they went back and forth to play side balls. Therefore, until he graduated from college, he was just a virgin/man like Wang Bo.
The handsome little guy Xu Cheng has also chased one or two favorite girls, but from beginning to end, he is too traditional, honest and honest, talking back and forth with each other about bullshit literature, and only giving a dictionary as a birthday gift, he is such a person who does not understand amorous customs. In the end, a girl was forced to follow a masculine brother who dared to seize the opportunity and show the "sword" in time. Another girl found a man who looked rude, but in the eyes of the girl, he seemed more interesting and active to ride a motorcycle in a foreign school, which caused Xu Cheng to "cry and grab the ground" and said, Nima, if you want to pull the wind, you can say it early, Haojue's rotten motorcycle Lao Tzu can't afford it!
And Tu Yunliang, whose family conditions are very good, and his uncle is still in his hometown, is also taught by his parents to be too conformist, talking about his favorite historical figures, historical events, and exciting wars in history, it can be said that he has been talking non-stop for three days and three nights, but as soon as he stays with the girl, his face is flushed, and he can't hold back a fart for a long time. Tu Yunliang, like Wang Bo, has had a lot of crushes in his four years of college, one of which is Wen Xiaohan in the class, and even fought once with a boy from the British Third Department who pursued her for Wen Xiaohan. But the ball is not used. After learning that Wen Xiaohan was still with the boy who was taller and more handsome than him in the third line of Na Ying, he had to ask Wang Bo and others to borrow wine to drown his sorrows, saying that women were fucking cheap, vulgar, and looked at people on the surface.
Wang Bo, Huang Liang, Xu Cheng and Tu Yunliang were four in the flowers, but in the end they couldn't get a leaf on their bodies, four years of college, more than twenty, but still boys with virgin/male labels, although they have their own reasons, such as Wang Bo is because his vision is too high, and he always regards the top few in the school as his goal, Huang Liang is too stingy, Xu Cheng doesn't understand the amorous style, and Tu Yunliang is not good-looking, but these are not the main reasons. The main reason is because they lack the three tricks of chasing women taught by Qin Bin, the "friend of women/women":
Bold, careful, and thick-skinned!
The four of them, the bold heart is not careful, the careful heart is not big, the bold and careful, and the skin is not thick enough, such as Wang Bo himself, although he mustered up the courage and boldly tried once or twice, but when he encountered a slight setback, he gathered his body like a hedgehog, lacking the spirit of being more and more brave and cheeky.
Now Wang Bo, just by virtue of his fame and wealth, can carry out a "dimensionality reduction blow" on girls, making it difficult for others to parry, "bold", "careful", and "thick-skinned" These three tricks are no longer useful to him for ordinary people's tricks of chasing women, and they don't make much sense.
However, for Huang Liang, Xu Cheng and Tu Yunliang, it is of great significance, and it is the key to whether several people can "get out" during college and leave no regrets. Wang Bo hopes to set an example for several roommates who are destined to meet thousands of miles away through his own personal example, so that they can learn two tricks.
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Wen Xiaohan quickly went and returned, but when he came back, his face was surprised and strange.
"Wang Bo, I just watched, you ...... Your dormitories are ...... It's in three buildings, 3-1!"
Wang Bo naturally knew the reason for Wen Xiaohan's strange expression, but he deliberately pretended to be confused: "Wen Xiaohan, your expression is a little weird, there won't be any traps, right?"
"No, no, your dorm is really three 3-1s, I've just looked at it twice, and I can't be wrong. Wen Xiaohan shook his head and explained.
"Oh, yes, thank you then!" Wang Bo snorted.
"You're welcome, it's a gesture!" Wen Xiaohan said with a slight blush. I don't know why, I have been a volunteer for almost a morning and helped countless people, but this time I helped Wang Bo check the information of the dormitory allocation, but she was the happiest.
After chatting for a while, it was soon Wang Bo's turn. The teacher who issued the bedding stamped Wang Bo's registration form, asking him to find his department, class and his name on a document pinned up on A4 paper, and sign it. Nearby, a staff member handed him a brown mat, a bamboo mat, two cotton wool, two sets of blue and white sheets, quilt covers and pillowcases, as well as a pillow core and plastic basin.
Huang Liang and Wei Shousong helped Wang Bo carry away the heaviest palm mats, bamboo mats and cotton wool, while Wang Bo put the remaining sheets, quilt covers and pillows in the basin and was about to take them away.
"That Wen Xiaohan, bring it to me. I won't bother you with this. Where did Wang Bo dare to let Wen Xiaohan go to his bedroom, and hurriedly went to grab it. If he had asked the other party to follow and found out that his parents had already sat up at 3-1, the lie that he had just said that he didn't know about his dormitory would be self-defeating.
"It's okay, Wang Bo. Wen Xiaohan dodged and avoided Wang Bo's hands, "I'll serve it to you." It's not heavy. ā
"It's Brother Bo, you just let Wen Xiaohan help you. Huang Liang and Wei Shousong on the side saw it, and they also coaxed, as if the world would not be chaotic.
Wen Xiaohan insisted on helping him carry the pot, but Wang Bo couldn't refuse - because in his previous life, he had never been taken the initiative by a beautiful girl to show favor and help, so that even if he was reborn and became a cow in this life, he couldn't be arrogant in character and treat the people around him coldly. It is difficult for him to be ruthless in rejecting the kindness of others, especially the kindness of beautiful girls.
Wang Bo was embarrassed that the three of them were holding things, so he took the bamboo mat rolled up from Huang Liang's hand and held it in his hand.
On the way back to the dormitory, Wang Bo walked beside Wen Xiaohan, chatted with the other party, and asked where the other party's home was and which school he graduated from?...... And so on, what we talked about when we first met.
Wen Xiaohan is also Wang Bo, she answers whatever Wang Bo asks, but she always uses Mandarin. After saying a few more words, Wang Bo curiously asked the other party why he didn't say Shuangqing. He also asked the other party about this question in his life, but he only got a perfunctory answer of "you can say it". After that, he continued to speak his Mandarin, even though the people around him were speaking the local dialect.
This time, when Wang Bo asked Wen Xiaohan why he didn't say Shuangqing, he saw Wen Xiaohan's fair face flushed slightly, his eyes dodged, and he looked very embarrassed.
"Also...... You can also speak Shuangqing dialect!" Wen Xiaohan, who was blushing, stammered, but what he said was the authentic dialect of the world, and he had never heard Shuangqing dialect in his previous life. When Wang Bo heard this, the corners of his mouth suddenly hooked, and he was inexplicably a little proud.
In the previous life, when everyone around was speaking local dialect, Wen Xiaohan spoke Mandarin seriously, and Wang Bo felt that this girl was a bit pretending.
In this life, he is naturally not so narrow-minded. Whatever he says is his own freedom, and he can say whatever he wants, so why should he care about where he wants to change other people's habits? After hearing Wen Xiaohan's red face and red ears and his unprecedentedly local words, Wang Bo can be regarded as satisfying his curiosity, so he didn't care about himself, but took the initiative to manipulate his half-baked Trump and communicate with Wen Xiaohan.
Wang Bo noticed that when he spat out Trump, he obviously felt that the girl walking next to him breathed a sigh of relief. (To be continued.) )