"How can it be all right? Grandma Yu rushed him out.

Zhang Wei hesitated and said, "Then I'll go." "Say goodbye to the group and step out of the house.

It's still big tiger barbecue, I don't know why, there are no guests today. After the fat man sat down, no one came in, and they didn't look like good people one by one.

The boss Dahu was very helpless, dragged a stool and sat over to talk, just when Zhang was afraid to enter the door, Dahu hurriedly got up to greet him: "I was looking for you." ”

Zhang was afraid to guess what he was going to say, so he replied directly: "I don't have time to be a sparring partner." ”

Dahu smiled bitterly: "You, forget it, drink." ”

The fat man shouted to Zhang to sit down: "I found someone to ask, but Wu Laosan didn't catch it." ”

The turtle said disdainfully: "Don't be funny, you expect the police to arrest Wu Laosan, what are you kidding?"

If no one is killed, Lin Qiancao's stabbing is not a major case, and it is impossible for the police to arrest a black old man all over the world.

The fat man said: "Wu Laosan didn't come back, we have to find him, and we can't let Lin Asakusa be stabbed in vain." ”

Zhang was afraid and said: "Pull you down, it's because you have always wanted to clean up Wu Laosan, and you just make excuses for yourself." ”

"Whether it's an excuse or not, Lin Asakusa can't be stabbed in vain anyway. The turtle said: "Xiao Linzi has no friends in happiness, Lao Tzu is one, and he can't let him suffer." ”

Zhang Wei thought for a while and said, "I estimate that it is difficult, the police are busy now." Turned his head to look at the fat man: "On that day, you said that on the day you arrested the drug dealer, there was a case of imprisoning a little girl, isn't it, not only did you find out that one case in happiness, but the cats and dogs raised by Grandma Yu were investigated, but the police didn't take them away, it should be too busy, you think, the police can't be busy, there must be a big case to deal with, compared with those cases, Lin Asakusa is really not a problem." ”

Liuzi interjected: "I heard that a lot of people were arrested that day, and a house in the north captured a lot of girls, saying that there were more than a dozen?"

"So few? I've heard that there are more than twenty of them, and there are a lot of them who don't wear clothes. The bandit answered.

"It's purely a rumor, you don't want to think about it, is there such a big house?" Dahu said: "Don't talk nonsense, drink bar, the case that night is not something we can touch, as for Wu Laosan...... Anyway, that's it, when he comes back, if he doesn't come back, it's useless for you to say anything. ”

Zhang Wei also said: "Let's talk about something else." ”

"Anything else?" asked the fat man, "Has the script been written?"

Zhang was afraid that he didn't write it.

The fat man thought for a moment and said, "Then don't write it." ”

"What's wrong?" Zhang asked.

The fat man sighed, "I kind of know what temptation is. ”

"What do you mean?" asked Zhang.

"Su Youlun. The fat man said, "It's good to be rich." ”

"It's good to have money. Zhang was afraid to say: "You are talking nonsense. ”

"Nonsense?" the fat man smiled bitterly: "Lao Tzu has always thought that it is particularly difficult to pick up girls...... Don't talk about me, just these people in happiness, except for the sissy, who is not difficult to pick up girls?"

Zhang was afraid and said, "No, don't girls like bad boys?"

The fat man said, "You're scolding, aren't you?"

Zhang was afraid to say: "This can also scold you?"

The fat man said: "Girls like bad boys, bad boys who like to have a little evil spirit, not like our group of old men who have grown bad." ”

Zhang Wei said: "You summed it up so well. ”

"It's not what I summarized.,I saw it above.,After reading it, I want to beat the person who said this.,I've been mixed for more than 20 years.,I've been waiting for which eye-opening beauty likes me.。 The fat man said, "Seeing this, all my dreams were shattered in an instant." ”

Zhang Wei couldn't help but laugh and said, "You digress." ”

"That's right, say Su Youlun. The fat man scolded: "This bastard has not slept alone since he came to the provincial capital, there is a beautiful and beautiful little girl in the company, nineteen this year, in my opinion, it is as pure as Xiaolongnu, Su Youlun...... Others pick up girls to buy gifts, Su Youlun is to smash people with gold bricks, I rely on his uncle, the gold bricks the size of the old Nokia, put it in front of the little girl, and don't speak, just look at the little girl. ”

The little girl started to pretend to be stupid, Su Youlun put another piece, the little girl still had to pretend to be stupid, Su Youlun still didn't speak, picked up the two gold bricks and left, the little girl was stunned for a moment, and immediately chased out. The fat man said: "What love, what chastity, in front of the gold bricks, no fart." ”

Zhang Wei said: "The temptation of gold bricks is too great for ordinary people to resist. ”

"Yes, after knowing Su Youlun, Lao Tzu found that the first half of his life was in vain. The fat man said: "Since the night before yesterday, he has opened a presidential suit in five stars, and seven girls have slept with him." ”

Zhang was afraid and curious: "Is he okay? One against seven?"

"I don't know if it's okay, even if it doesn't work, people can let seven girls accompany you, can you?" The fat man turned his head and asked Lao Meng: "How many have passed today?"

"I don't know, who ordered that?" Lao Meng said with a smile: "A group of high-quality girls recruited by Wang Kun with great effort have not made money for the company, and they have gone to the boss's bed one after another, and I am convinced, really." He shook his head: "I haven't figured it out, where did you say this grandson got the money? Where did he get the money to make him squander it so much? ”

Zhang was afraid to say: "Your world is too dirty, can you talk about something constructive?"

"Constructive topic? Yes, last month there was an old man who came to sell the brewing recipe, saying that it was passed down by the elders, he improved it, pure grain wine, and brought samples with him, a few of us tasted it, it was okay, the price was too high, 100,000. The fat man smiled: "It's all poor and crazy, a brewing recipe dares to ask for 100,000 yuan?

Liuzi said: "It's not a question of whether the asking price is high or not, the devil knows if the recipe is true or fake? What if the sample is not brewed by himself, but bought, and the so-called ancient recipe for brewing is a scam at all?"

Zhang Wei recited in the announcer's voice: "Whether it is a liar or not, you can know if you buy a prescription." ”

"What about you reading advertisements?" The turtle said: "Let's talk about something nutritious, let's ...... a few of us" and looked left and right as he spoke, "A few of us thought about it for a while, Wang Kun is not a serious business, if it is a good company, it may be able to make money, but now it ...... Let's not talk about this first, you see, we are getting old every day, this bunch of people, even if there is an object, but no, as soon as I hear that it is happy, even the matchmaker will leave, and now I finally want to move, no matter what, I have to work for sustainable development, at least I have to find a woman to start a family. ”

Zhang was afraid and said: "You are all crazy, you are all crazy, I am ...... every day. Can we have a good meal, what are we talking about all day? ”

He didn't want to bother with anything, concentrated on drinking, and went home.

On the way home, I was still thinking about Su Youlun's pickled girl, gold bricks, gold bricks, real cows.

I don't know if the world is changing too fast, and the stories between men and women have become commonplace, and I try to learn from Hong Kong and Taiwan. For example, in the plot that often appears in Taiwanese TV dramas, one woman asks another woman, how long have you not had that. The woman replied, "Two years, three years?"

Then I had to be ridiculed by the first woman, saying that it was a bit embarrassing to have such a long window period.

Now, we seem to be like that, too?

Zhang is afraid that he doesn't know much about women, and it can be said that Su Youlun has made him insightful. But in other words, even men may not be able to survive this temptation.

This is the knowledge that I received that night, and I don't want to receive something else the next day.

Before lunch yesterday, Zhang was afraid of talking nonsense and gave the idea of the sissy, and then this deflated three really called the two women together, and said clearly, let's open a room.

He did it.

Since becoming an anchor, the sissy has been transformed and turned into a clean and self-righteous family, that guy, absolutely guarding himself like jade, away from a qiē woman. That is to say, I have been holding back for a long time, at least I haven't found a woman to sleep with for a few months.

Yesterday I was satisfied, and opened a room with two very rich and beautiful women.

It is estimated that he has been holding back for too long, maybe he has been depressed for too long, this guy has been tossing and turning for half the night since noon before sleeping.

Originally, I thought that the two women were rich and would be very face-saving or something, and they would definitely be angry when they heard such words, not to mention that there was still some mismatch between the two women...... The sissy was intent on defiling herself and scaring them away in the worst possible way.

On the contrary, not only did it not scare away, but yesterday's hero table won the ......

People are really strange things, those two women were originally a little bit unpleasant, although there was no quarrel, but there must be a gap, and they also looked at each other unpleasantly. But yesterday, the relationship between the two of them has also changed, and they even talk and laugh, like sisters?

The sissy never reacted, and after breakfast, let the two women go back to the room to rest, and he said to go back to the company. As a result, I didn't go back, so I came directly to No. 119 Middle School to find Zhang Wei, and I was very depressed and said that yesterday was a very charming thing.

Listener Zhang was afraid that Comrade Zhang was even more depressed, and interrupted the sissy several times: "Are you here to show off?"

The sissy said with a bitter face: "Where do you see that I am showing off?"

Zhang turned his head away and thought about it, then turned back and said, "I want to swear, okay?"

The sissy said: "As long as you don't do it, you can scold it." ”

Zhang was afraid to think about it and thought: "Get out." ”

The sissy didn't roll, and then talked about his depression.

The more he spoke, the more depressed Zhang was and said angrily: "The blessing of Qi people! You are so depressed? You are actually complaining? Lao Tzu really can't help it." ”

The sissy looked at him and suddenly said, "Your feelings for Liu Xiaomei don't seem to be so serious." ”

Zhang was frightened: "Don't talk nonsense!"

"If you really like Liu Xiaomei with all your heart, you will never be so excited because I am with two women. The sissy said: "I'll analyze it for you......" stopped halfway through the words, and found that Zhang was afraid to look at him with the eyes of playing a game of finding faults, that carefully, the sissy asked: "What do you see?"

"I think handsome guys are really taking advantage, taking advantage. Zhang was afraid and said, "Let's go, we broke off our friendship, and I want to go to class." ”

The sissy said, "Can we still have a good chat?"

Zhang is afraid of being angry again: "You're not chatting, you're showing off!"