9 Life is a mess

Regarding the matter of eating, the fat man was very concerned, calculated the price of the whole table of meals, and said to Zhang Wei: "You take 200, not enough for me to add." ”

Zhang was very enthusiastic and greeted the two sisters: "Eat, eat, don't order enough." ”

The fat man continued: "One hundred and fifteen, plus a few more dishes. ”

"One hundred. Zhang was afraid of counteroffering.

"One hundred fourteen. ”

"One hundred and one. ”

After bargaining, the two of them made a deal for 125 yuan, Zhang was afraid to order the money, and the fat man added a few dishes, and the guests and hosts were happy. At the wine table, the sissy imagined the beautiful life after winning the championship. Zhang is afraid of eating with his head bored.

The fat man was very angry: "Eat less, and if you eat more, you won't be able to eat back one hundred and twenty-five." ”

Zhang was afraid to say: "If you can eat it back, it's a little bit." ”

The growth process of beauties will meet a lot of men, will meet all kinds of dinners, in the case of two music beauties who are still studying, in the past, when they participated in dinners, men mostly showed themselves generously. Even if you meet a scumbag, it is also flowers and wine to pave the way. Taking a step back, it was a classmate AA dinner, and I had never met a man like Zhang Wei and the fat man.

Today, I opened my eyes, there are four men together, only the sissy table xiàn is normal, and the other three are simply not scored, especially the fat man and Zhang Wei, who didn't think they were women at all, what should I do, I tried to show that xiàn was stingy, picky, and unkempt.

Believe me, such a man will never please a woman. Just like men like to look at beautiful women, women look at men, at least they have to be neat, elegant and generous......

So, the two girls mainly talk to the sissies. As soon as the dinner was over, the two girls left with the sissy.

After the account was settled, the fat man pondered and asked Zhang Wei: "Why do I feel wrong?"

Zhang Wei said: "I don't think it's right either. ”

Dawu said, "Go back and practice." ”

The fat man said: "The sissy brought two sisters, why are we treated?"

Zhang was very angry: "It's not you a pig yet, you don't care about anything when you think of eating, and help outsiders deal with me." ”

The fat man nodded: "This is a shortcoming, I want to correct it." ”

"Change your head. Zhang was afraid to go home with packed leftovers.

In the evening, I remembered the big dog I saw yesterday, and I thought that if I could meet again like in the movie, I bought two steamed buns, thought about it, bought two ham sausages, and pedaled my bicycle to set up a stall at the gate of the division.

The answer is, life is not a movie, and the big dog did not come. Zhang was afraid that he had eaten his own dinner, that is, two steamed buns, and at half past ten in the evening, he ate the big dog's dinner, that is, two ham sausages. Then he rode home.

When I got home at eleven o'clock, I heard someone quarreling from afar, and there were many people gathered in front of me.

Riding in, I couldn't help but sigh.

There are lights on in a few nearby houses, there are people standing at the door, and there are people like fat people who spontaneously watch the excitement, their eyes look in one direction, the source of the excitement is Wang Baihe's house, and his bastard father has come back to make trouble.

Zhang was afraid to scold the fat man: "Don't persuade me!"

"Persuade what? Call the police. The fat man replied.

The turtle stood on the side and said, "Who dares to persuade you?"

Zhang was a little angry: "How can you do this kind of thing in happiness." ”

"Mouth on the door, Grandma Yu is not good to you, is there no good person?" said the turtle glare.

"Damn, I said that bastard inside, what are you doing with grandma?" Zhang was afraid to put the box on the ground and pushed the door in.

The turtle shouted, "Are you stupid?" Seeing that Zhang was afraid to enter the door, he sighed and looked at the fat man.

The fat man also sighed, put down the beer bottle, ate the chicken thighs in two bites, threw away the bones, and followed into the house. The turtle followed suit.

There was a fight in the house, Wang Baihe took a knife to cut a man in his fifties, the man held the pot to resist, and scolded while blocking: "Your mother, Lao Tzu gave birth to you, you cut Lao Tzu?"

Wang Lihe didn't speak, he just chopped, but he didn't dare to kill him, and the jingle was so lively.

Sun Yi was crying with his head covered, infinitely aggrieved.

Zhang Wei grabbed Wang Baihe's arm, dragged him behind him and said, "Call the police." ”

Wang Baihe scolded him: "If you let go, I will hack him to death." ”

"Hack him to death, you can't get by? How old are you?"

"But, it's a big deal to give him back my life, I must hack him to death. Wang Baihe scolded.

Zhang was afraid to grab Wang Baihe's arm, dragged it to Aunt Sun, and asked Sun Yi: "Auntie, how is it?"

Sun Yi didn't speak.

Wang Baihe's bastard father took the opportunity to run in, pointed at Sun Yi and scolded: "Sue you, you are also mine after the divorce, and this house is also mine, give me the real estate certificate." ”

Zhang was afraid that he wouldn't even look at the man, so he tried to persuade Wang Baihe: "Bear with it again, bear with it again, the police will come immediately." ”

Wang Baihe was still shouting: "I'm going to hack him to death." ”

At this time, the fat man and the turtle came in, and Zhang was afraid and said, "Stand in front." ”

The turtle and the fat man stood in front of Sun Yi like two walls, Zhang was afraid of dragging Wang Lily with one hand, taking out his mobile phone with the other, and turning it into video mode, no matter what he wanted to do, he had to leave evidence of self-protection first.

Not to mention that the happiness is full of human spirits, mixed in such an environment every day, and the sense of law is strong.

For example, Wang Baihe's bastard father is obviously an illegal burglar, and his scientific name is the crime of trespassing into a house, which can be punished. But even the owner Wang Lihe can't hurt him casually, unless he is committing murder, otherwise he will be legally responsible.

Sometimes, the law is really hard to understand. There was a case in Happiness where two thieves from other places climbed the window to steal things, and were cut by the owner with a knife, and the owner was sentenced to three years. What's even more infuriating is that because the case happened in Happiness, the police were called four times, and it took nearly an hour for the police to arrive.

But fortunately, from that case onwards, if you report the case again in happiness, the police will not delay for an hour. For example, now, sixteen minutes after receiving the police, the police car drives to the door and stops.

During this time, Wang Baihe's bastard father has been scolding non-stop, Wang Baihe is scolding him, and Sun Yi is sad. The fat man and the turtle act as a human wall, and Zhang is afraid to control Wang Lily, and by the way, he takes pictures.

It's easy for the police to get the bastard daddy, but it's not much use to get rid of it. The law is also afraid of scoundrels, whether it is a police officer or a lawyer, they are essentially human beings, and when they encounter this kind of thing, they all want to get rid of it quickly.

It is said that you can sue that bastard father, but who has the energy to fight a lawsuit in the ordinary people's family? It doesn't cost money to hire a lawyer?

Zhang was afraid to accompany Wang Baihe to the police station to record a confession, and by the way, he acted as a witness and tried to detain that bastard father for a few days. The police were very sympathetic to Wang Baihe and asked kindly, but only sympathy.

It was two o'clock in the middle of the night when I came out of the police station, and Wang Baihe said that I was bothering you again.

Zhang was afraid to say that it was not a matter, it should be.

Wang Baihe hesitated and said, "Thank you very much, but what...... We're not suitable. ”

Zhang was stunned for a moment, and wanted to say that I didn't have that idea at all. Wang Baihe said again: "I don't like happiness, I don't like it at all, I sue myself, I must move out, move out of this bastard place, definitely!"

Zhang was afraid to say: "Happiness is quite chaotic. ”

Wang Baihe glanced at him: "Brother Zhang, thank you, you are a good person." ”

Well, I'm a good person, and the good guy card is so light, I won't cherish it. Zhang was afraid that he suddenly wanted to laugh.

When I went back, I met two girls next door, and I just got out of the taxi and went upstairs.

The staircase is outside, with a door above the concrete steps, and the entrance is a small hallway, leading to the three houses.

Zhang was afraid to say goodbye to Wang Baihe downstairs, took the stairs upstairs, and when he opened the door, he saw the round-faced girl smiling at him: "Take it?"

Zhang was afraid to open the door with the key: "Don't talk nonsense, people don't look down on me." ”

"I can't even look down on writers. The round-faced girl laughed and went back to her room.

Zhang was afraid to go back to the house, so he didn't bother to go out and wash his face, so he went to sleep directly.

The next morning, the fat man called and said that the sissy was no longer participating in The Voice, and he wanted to shoot an online drama and asked you to be a screenwriter.

Zhang was afraid to reply: "I'm unreliable enough, how can the sissy be less reliable than me?"

"I think it's possible, what do you think?" asked the fat man.

Zhang was afraid to say that it was not feasible.

The fat man said: "Don't be in a hurry to refuse, the sissy has issued a summoning order, the turtle family gathers, come quickly." ”

"Don't go. ”

"If you don't go, I'll stay at your house today. The fat man threatened.

Helpless, Zhang was afraid that he had to go. However, after hanging up the phone, I still wrote a story in front of the computer for an hour before going out.

The turtle's family opened a mahjong parlor, and the official name is the Xingfuli Community Senior Activity Center. There are a total of thirteen mahjong machines upstairs and downstairs. One in the afternoon and one in the evening, and each machine costs twenty. If it is full, it earns five hundred and twenty dollars a day. In addition, selling water and bread, there is a lot of money to be earned anyway.

Because there is a group of gangsters in their right years like fat people as the foundation, except for the police, basically no one comes to find trouble. In return, the turtle will have the meat roasted once or twice a month. It's a dozen or twenty people at a time.

In the morning, there were no guests in the mahjong parlor, and Zhang was afraid to come over and saw Liuzi sitting on the stairs smoking, and asked, "What are you doing outside?"

"I was depressed, and they fired me. "The sixth son is very angry.

"Why?" asked Zhang Weixiao.

Liuzi said: "Lao Meng and I were both fired, saying that we both had too many tattoos and couldn't be on camera." ”

Zhang Wei smiled and said, "Comfort and comfort you? Who let you stab this thing?" ”

"Damn, half of the house has tattoos, they should be opened too. Liuzi scolded.

"Come on, let's go inside. "Zhang is afraid to go upstairs from the side of the sixth son.

There are two rooms upstairs and downstairs, smoking can be done downstairs, and smoking is prohibited upstairs, which is a unique business policy of Xingfuli community. Fat people come over, usually downstairs to play, and none of those guys don't smoke except for the sissy.

Can you have a meeting upstairs today?

Zhang was afraid to push the door in full of curiosity, I go, where are so many women?

At this time, the sissy took the lead in applauding: "Writer Zhang Da is here, our royal screenwriter, applaud." ”

The girls really give face, and clap their hands.

Zhang Wei asked, "What kind of rhythm is this?"

The sissy said: "We want to set up a company to shoot an online drama, and all the crew members are here." ”

"What about Liuzi and Lao Meng?"

"They ran errands...... It's drama. The sissy said.

Zhang was afraid to take a closer look at these people in the house, except for five or six who went to work, all those who were not doing their jobs were here.