Chapter 33: Buckhouse
"That is, you will like me first?"
"So to speak. Li Mu smiled.
"I'm very happy, but I feel sorry for you. ”
"Why?"
"You can't see me, and you can't ......"
"It's okay, what's there to apologize for being liked. ”
"Then I don't like you, won't you be sad?"
"It's also my business to be sad, I don't need others to feel sorry for me? ”
"Hearing you say that, I always feel like I've done superfluous things before. ”
"It's good not to do it in the future. ”
"FFFFFF, would you be sad if I really didn't like you?"
"I don't know, I'll talk about it when you don't like it. ”
“…… I like you like you. ”
"Quite possibly, there are quite a few people who like me, although most of them have mental problems. ”
"Hey, so I'm mentally problematic too?"
"If you like me, that's a big possibility. ”
"Then I'm normal. ”
"Normal people generally don't say they're normal. ”
"Are you abnormal?"
"Normal. ”
“…… You're not normal!"
"Maybe it's because I talk to people who don't think well. ”
"How many people are angry with you?"
"Plus your words, there's only one. ”
"I want to bite you!"
"A lot of puppies want to bite me, but they don't succeed, and if you succeed, I'll reward you with a bone. ”
“…… You're the dog!"
"I'm human. ”
"You're a dog man, by the way, the route has been set, remember to dress handsome in the afternoon, FFFFF"
"Can you see that?"
"Cover your face and show me. ”
"Clothed?or?"
“…… What the hell do you want!?"
"I said clothed, or clothed?"
“…… How can there be such a statement?"
"There are many, my friends often ask me, do you eat barbecue, or do you eat barbecue?" Li Mu smiled evilly.
"Your friend must be fat. ”
"Your friend must be skinny. ”
"How do you know?"
"I don't know, whatever I say. ”
"Hmph, it's hard that you guessed it, I'll pick out the clothes first, and we'll talk on a date in the afternoon, FFFFFF. ”
"Good. FFFFFFF”
Jin Gaoen blushed his cheeks and stared at Li Mu's face, as if admiring a work of art.
"I have a Mona Lisa painted on my face?" asked Li Mu.
"I saw Hitler. ”
"I'm not racist. ”
"Hitler wasn't either. ”
"I don't have a mustache either. ”
"It grows and it grows. ”
"Mine is bigger than Hitler. ”
“…… I'm not sure about that. Kim Go-eun was annoyed.
"It's better not to be sure, and if you can be sure, it's weird. Li Mu looked at the professor seriously, and spat out irrelevant words.
"You have a point. "Kim Go-eun is serious.
"What doesn't make sense always sounds reasonable. ”
"It would be nice to know how big Hitler's thing was. ”
"I wish you didn't. ”
"Why?"
"Because Hitler would be sad. ”
"I see, I want to form a band. ”
"Hmm. ”
"Are you coming?"
"Guitar, bass, drums, all not. ”
"You can learn. ”
"Busy. ”
After class, the professor leaves.
"I'll teach you?"
"Not available. Li Mu was very resolute.
"Where will you go in a moment?"
"Dating. ”
"You seem to be single. ”
"How do you know?" Li Mu was surprised.
"The soul told me. ”
"Did the soul tell you something else?"
"What's the matter?"
"Single people can also date. Li Mu got up and ran.
"yes, why didn't it tell me?"
Li Mu got rid of Kim Go-eun and got on the subway to go home.
Black Valentine's Day, couples are also restrained in love, single men and women are showing happy smiles, after today, next year will not have to spend this holiday again.
Li Mu didn't know if he could get rid of the black curse, but this possibility didn't seem to be high.
He seems to be suffering from love impotence, walking around with a stinger on his body, stabbing away all the female humans who try to get close to him.
"What do you want to wear?" Li Mu was distressed.
This is the first time in two years that he has been worried about what to wear, and he admires simplicity and begins to think about what kind of taste K will like.
"Leng Du Nan, Yuppie Du, Playboy, or Brother Next Door?"
Everything is unknown, he doesn't know much about K, except that she likes snacks and ramen, likes teddy, sings well, has a gentle voice, laughs magically, and often has convulsions.
"Together, she's a madman, so she's a madman?
Li Mu began to use his brains, and there are many famous psychopaths in history, such as Van Gogh who likes to cut off his ears, Hemingway who swallows a gun to commit suicide, and Salinger who likes to drink urine and live in isolation.
It's a pity that Li Mu doesn't know anything about how they wear clothes.
"Let's go back and think again. Li Mu walked down from the subway.
Buzzing.
"What type of woman do you like?
"How did you wear it before?" asked Li Mu.
"How comfortable and how to wear, FFFFF, isn't it very ladylike?"
"No, it's great, then it's best to wear. ”
"Really?FFFF, don't lie to me!"
"I didn't lie to you, by the way, what kind of clothes do you like men to wear?"
"Me......? I don't know. ”
"There are no standards?"
"Ah, just be handsome, and you don't have to be too special. ”
“…… What kind of handsome method is that?"
"swag?FFFFFF, just kidding. ”
"It's not really a swag, is it? I'm not very familiar with hip-hop!"
"Occasionally, I want to wear a little swag, but it's me, FFFF, clean and tidy. ”
“…… Got it. ”
"I'm going in to try on clothes, it may take a long time, don't wait for me, FFFFFF"
"Good. FFFFFFF”
Walk inside.
Li Mu opened the wardrobe, there were not many clothes in it, because he had always lived a rough life, it should be said that he was lazy, how comfortable and how to wear.
But now it's a big deal, and although K says it's best to be clean and tidy, if you dress casually, then she won't be happy.
"What should I do?" Li Mu found that in the past two years, he had lived too casually, and although there was no problem when he was single, it was a big problem now.
Li Mu looked at his phone, there were still two hours before the agreed time.
"Let's go buy some clothes. Li Mu hurriedly went out.
Inside the mall.
"This one, this one, yes, this one. ”
"It's packed, customer. ”
"Swipe the card, turn it back on and iron it for me. Li Mu took out his credit card.