Text Chapter 460 The fellow will cry when he meets
Ye Fan quit the live broadcast, turned off his mobile phone, and looked at the former Buddhas and demons and monks in front of him who had decided to return to the world, and felt a little apprehensive, it's over, this is the city of all beings, and it belongs to Xiao Xitian's sphere of influence. If it was in Killing Immortal City, he was not afraid, the key was that this was not the home field.
"Ahem...... Mangkhut, let's get out of here as soon as possible, I have a bad premonition. Ye Fan pushed Mangosteen, but the other party was already a little drunk, lying on the table, and fell asleep.
At this time, I don't know where there was a heavy footstep, and every time, it seemed to hit people's hearts. When the lay monks who were already a little drunk heard the footsteps, they came to their senses one by one, and they didn't even want their robes, they jumped out of the window of the restaurant and disappeared without a trace.
Mangosteen came from his drunkenness and rubbed his eyes: "Trouble is coming." ”
Ye Fan stared at the stairs and said, "If the trouble doesn't come, I'm not used to it." ”
Trouble appeared, the man, bald, two meters tall, wearing a robe, inverted thick eyebrows and big eyes, holding a wine jar in one hand and a scallion oil chicken in the other.
"Mangosteen, the movement you have made here is not small, are you Heavenly Court going to dig the corner of the Great Lei Yin Temple?" The monk was eating scallion oil chicken, drinking wine, burping, sitting on a chair, and never looked at Ye Fan.
Mangosteen glanced at the other party, and then at Ye Fan: "Flower monk Lu Zhishen is a bounty hunter like me, and the monk's name is fake, and it is indispensable to eat meat and drink wine every day." ”
When Ye Fan saw the other party, his eyes lit up, and he looked at it: "You came up from the yang world...... Flower monk Lu Zhishen Lu Ti Zhi uprooted the weeping willows?"
"Boy, who are you? I'm talking to your boss, you are a host of live broadcasts, why are you so unruly...... Wait, how do you know that I'm from the Yang Realm? The flower monk Lu Zhishen put the wine jar on the table and asked.
"Of course I know, your original name is Ruda, a native of Kansai. Now it's written in the history books......" Ye Fan said: "The history books of the Yang Realm...... That is, it is equivalent to a status of a brief history of the heavenly realm. ”
"That's right, my common name is Ruda, and after I came to the Heavenly Realm, no one has ever called me by my original name. For a moment, Rutihar's eyes were red.
When a fellow sees a fellow, he doesn't drink, he doesn't cry, is he worthy of the word fellow?
"Uncle Da, don't mind, we should be happy to meet. Ye Fan patted the other party's shoulder and said, "When I came here today, I invited you to drink." ”
After speaking, he took out Wuliangye, took out his mobile phone again, and entered the live broadcast.
"Uncle Da, let's go one. Ye Fan had a toast with the other party.
"Well, it's a good wine. Ruda nodded: "Good thing." ”
"This is the wine ...... of my hometown"
"Woo...... My Liangshan brothers...... My friend Lin Chong ......" Luda cried directly: "The Sprinkle family misses you very much......"
Ye Fan was a little surprised, he saw that the other party's eyes were already red, and he planned to induce it to make the other party cry. Unexpectedly, after a glass of wine, the other party actually cried, and it was really a temperamental person.
Mangosteen took out a 'tablet' immortal artifact and looked at the bounty hunter forum above, and someone in it issued a new task, which is to find a bounty hunter to come here and teach the host of the live broadcast a good lesson, and in addition, to catch all the monks who plan to return to the world.
Don't look at it, this must be the meaning of Xiao Xitian's authority, and Monk Hua officially took over this task, and patted his chest, saying that it was just a small meaning.
However, before this began, Ye Fan made me cry and cry at the camera after two or three sentences, plus a glass of wine.
It's still live broadcast time, and many bounty hunters see the flower monk crying bitterly, and they have discussed it in the forum, some are happy, some are sad, and some are gloating.
Some people are puzzled, could it be that this wine really has such a great magic power?
The moderator of the forum also contacted Mangkhut and asked her what was going on, hoping to come out and solve her doubts.
Doubts?
Mangosteen sneered in her heart, how did she know what was going on?
"Hoo ......"
Lu Zhi took a deep breath and said, "Brother, what's the matter with you? Why are so many people collectively vulgar here." Xiao Xitian will never accept you to like this. ”
"Uncle Da, this really has nothing to do with me, I just drank two glasses with them, and they cried just like you. Maybe it's recalling all kinds of ...... in the past, "Ye Fan touched his chin, a little proud, let you cry and cry, make you laugh and laugh, this is much more powerful than Daji's charm, right?"
"That's right, I want to cry too......" Lu Zhishen nodded: "You have to be careful, I went back and returned this task, and there will be other people coming at that time." ”
"Don't worry, I'm not afraid. Ye Fan didn't hold back his laughter, he glanced at the screen of his mobile phone, all of which were insulting Lu Zhishen, saying that Monk Hua was not only not a qualified monk, but also a despicable bounty hunter.
Our Lu Ti Shi didn't know about these, and was clamoring to take Ye Fan to his residence and continue to drink and talk at night.
Uncle Da is really a man of temperament.
Seeing all this, Mangkhut closed his eyes, pondered for a while, and recalled all the things that the two knew, as if they hadn't been cheated by each other, right?
Not yet, but there will definitely be in the future.
In the end, Ye Fan and Lu Tisha walked out of the restaurant with their shoulders on their shoulders, and there were many Buddha demons outside who had announced their return to the world, and they admired Ye Fan even more in their hearts.
Lu Tixia, this is an outlier in Buddhism, with high strength, drinking wine and eating meat, he is a big overlord in the city of all beings, and now he is actually subdued by this king.
They thought to themselves that this Lu Ti Ha had been apostate before, and now that they were collectively returning to the world, they could be regarded as returning to their original self, so this kind of attitude of returning to the world was even more determined.
At this moment, a demonic wind blew not far away, the wind could be seen, it was black, at first glance, I thought it was a swarm of black wasps.
"Running ......"
I don't know who shouted, those who were already still vulgar evacuated one after another, hiding far away.
They were afraid of Ruthihath, and they were afraid of the man that appeared before them.
Although Ruthi was a good drinker and easily drunk, he also woke up easily, and in an instant, he sobered up and saw the black wind fall to the ground and become a man.
The black robe, the bare head, and the three hairs on the head are a little strange.
"What are you doing here?" Lu Zhishen said as he looked at the other party.
This person is a three-haired Arhat, it is said that these three hairs are very powerful, and he is wearing a black robe, which belongs to a very rare branch of Buddhism - Black Buddha.
Most of the disciples of Buddhism usually chant sutras and chant Buddha, but some disciples turned out to be alchemists, and after entering the Buddhism, they wore black robes to show off their differences. After they entered the Buddhist Gate, they still practiced alchemy, and they still practiced dark pills that were not accepted by the public while wandering on the edge of humanity.
This should have been a group of people who were hunted down, however, these people were forgiven in the realm of Xiaoxitian, and they were famous, the Buddha sea is boundless, and there is tolerance.
"Monk Hua, you usually drink and get drunk, haven't you? You forgot what the task is?" Sanmao Arhat pointed at Ye Fan and said: "I naturally came for him, it was he who tempted us Buddhists to drink, and he was also a ...... of vulgarity."
"...... Besides, I'm a Buddhist, so what's wrong with me drinking? As for returning to the vulgar, our teachings say that it is free to shave your head, and it is also free to return to the vulgar. Why are you pointing fingers here?" Lu Zhishen said angrily: "Besides, this is my fellow countryman, if you deal with him, you will deal with me." ”
After that, Lu Zhishen's hand flashed, and a water-milled iron Zen staff appeared, which was his most iconic weapon.
"Drinking and fighting, my heart is in a panic, come on, three-haired guy, let me shave your hair completely. Lu Zhishen poked the Zen staff to the ground.
Rumble......
A powerful energy rushed out, and the surrounding houses were all washed and collapsed.
At this moment, there was a heavy breathing sound, which made the entire City of Living Beings worried, and they accelerated and flew out one after another, with leaving the City of All Living Beings as the biggest goal.
Mangosteen also flew over, taking Ye Fan's hand and flying: "Hurry up, this is the breathing sound of the nine-tongued evil dragon, he should have been woken up by Lu Zhishen......"
Roar......
Sure enough, immediately after, there was a dragon groan, and the strongest person in the City of All Living Beings shouted, as if expressing his dissatisfaction.
"My obedient ......" Lu Zhishen saw that the situation had changed, and he also hurriedly left the City of All Beings.
However, before he could leave, a huge black dragon head appeared in the sky. The dragon head was completely open, and nine tongues could be clearly seen, which looked a little weird.
As the Nine-Tongued Evil Dragon opened its mouth, a powerful dragon's breath swept away, destroying a large number of houses in the City of Living Beings. The energy continued to spread, and it seemed to concentrate on Luthiha, and I don't know what the reason was, maybe it was because of the strong smell of alcohol on his body.
"You go first. Ye Fan pushed Mangosteen, and then rushed back, seeing that Lu Zhishen was about to be hit by the dragon's breath and die, he decisively shot out the Xuanming Water.
In an instant, Xuan Mingsui cooled the dragon breath energy that spewed out, the cooling effect was not good, it was only a little blocked, but for Ye Fan's speed, it was enough.
Sou......
The lightning boots played an important role, allowing Ye Fan to come to Lu Zhishen's side all of a sudden, and the other party was already a little powerless, after all, this evil dragon was the strongest person in the City of All Beings. He didn't care so much, pulling the Buddhist beads of the flower monk, like flying a kite, desperately running back.
Boom......
With a loud bang, as Ye Fan left the attack circle, the entire city of living beings collapsed by more than half, and the dragon's breath gradually disappeared, leaving only the devastated ruins.
This time, the nine-tongued evil dragon suddenly woke up, and the main reason was that the flower monk poked the ground, and fortunately, the dragon's breath was only aimed at him personally, and most of the rest of the monks were fine.