Chapter Seventy-Eight: If you can fart, it means that you have food in your stomach

Tian sighed in a low voice.

Over the years, there have been many people who have come to the door to propose marriage to the beauty, and their own men have picked and picked and picked, just like the melons sung in the opera, picking up the big ones and putting down the small ones, picking up the round ones and putting down the long ones, picking and picking, but picking such a crooked neck melon.

Look at Zheng Youzhi's pampered young master, there is no work in his eyes.

Even the six- and seven-year-old children in the village know how to help the adults do something, but Zheng Youzhi can't do anything but steal chickens and dogs.

Tian Xixian heard that this guy can neither wash clothes nor cook, and even the dishes and chopsticks after eating are paid by him to be washed for him by other educated youths.

Relying on the top door of such a person?

Tian Xian shook her head, if it weren't for the old man in her family who took a fancy to Zheng Youzhi and killed her, she wouldn't have recruited Zheng Youzhi into the door.

Zheng Youzhi held a pickle bowl in one hand, lifted the door curtain with the other, and Hou Meili walked in with a steaming porridge bowl.

Look, a big man is holding the light one and letting the heavy one be beautiful, Tian Xian really looks down on Zheng Youzhi the more he looks at it.

Fortunately, I heard that Zheng Youzhi's family conditions are good, and when he gets married, the family can come up with a lot of money, and he himself is willing to be a son-in-law.

These lazy and stupid problems can be slowly corrected under the training of my daughter in the future.

Although men and women are equal in this era, those who are willing to be sons-in-law are also a minority of the minority.

Tian Xixian has great trust in the vision of his old man, although he can't look down on Zheng Youzhi in his heart, he still accepts this reality.

Since the old man has picked Zheng Youzhi, even if he is a general among the dwarfs, he must be much stronger than those crooked melons and cracked dates that came to the door before.

Tian carefully took the meat to the cold room and froze it, the simple meal was arranged, Hou Yong also came back, and the four of them sat at the table to eat.

Hou Yong is in his forties, not tall, with a thin build, and he looks dark and strong.

He sat at the edge of the table, surrounded by his tall and strong wife and daughter, who looked more and more thin and withered.

The people of Mitsui Village gave their captain the nickname "Monkey Spirit", and when they talked about it behind their backs, some people said that he was small because he only had eyes and eyes.

Discussion is discussion, for this "monkey spirit" captain, the villagers of Mitsui Village are afraid, convinced and grateful.

What I am afraid of is Hou Yong's wrist and courage, and it is his wrist and courage that I admire and appreciate.

If nothing else, let's just talk about natural disasters a few years ago.

In those years, other villages more or less starved to death, only they Mitsui Village, not to mention a few nearby communes, even in the whole Qiyuan County, Mitsui Village was also the best.

Although the big guys were hungry, they didn't get swollen or sick, and they didn't starve the elderly and children to death.

And all this is thanks to the captain of the "monkey spirit".

Hou Yong took a huge risk and asked every family to contribute a laborer, and took these people to open dozens of acres of land on the river beach behind the reeds, and planted beans all of them.

Relying on the cover of reeds, outsiders could not easily find it, and the river beach was already fertile, and the beans grew vigorously.

In those years, every time it got dark, every household in Mitsui Village was busy with pots and stoves.

Stir-fried beans, boiled beans, stewed beans, boiled beans, steamed beans, baked beans......

The villagers of Mitsui Village ate hundreds of kinds of beans, and the beans also allowed the people of the village to survive that period of time.

In those days, despite the constant sound of farts in Mitsui Village, the people survived after all.

The children are good-looking, and the old people are good-looking.

In other villages, people lifted their trouser legs when they met each other and checked each other to see if they were swollen.

When the people of Mitsui Village meet, they all have a vague smile on their faces, and they exchange tacit glances with each other.

"Your family was so ...... yesterday What's the matter?"

Beans and eating are unspeakable, everyone uses that instead, they all know what it means.

"What can you do, cook!"

"Hey, let me tell you, it's good to bake!"

"My house can't do it, it's too hard to bake, and his grandmother can't bite the dog's eggs. ”

When the old ladies of each family were working, they would also whisper about how to eat beans.

Although this discussion is mixed with the sound of clanging farts and the smell of bean farts from time to time, at that time, it is good to be able to let out a fart.

If you can fart, it means that you have food in your stomach!

I haven't heard that the villagers in some villages have bloated stomachs because of eating Guanyin soil, let alone farting, and they can't even pull out shit.

The villagers of Mitsui Village are sincerely convinced by Hou Yong.

The "monkey spirit" not only has a set of management of the village, but also gets along well with the cadres above, and any good things in the commune, Mitsui Village can get involved.

It is different from those village cadres in other villages who are short-sighted, rushing up when they are cheap, and retreating when they are in difficulty.

The "monkey spirit" will also take the initiative to consciously help the cadres above solve some problems within the scope of their ability, which has also won unanimous praise from the cadres of the commune.

It can be said that in addition to the weakness of not giving birth to a son, Hou Yong is an extremely capable and visionary character in terms of people's hearts and work.

Zheng Youzhi can be favored by Hou Yong, no matter how bad it is, it will not be bad.

Or, Zheng Youzhi must have his excels.

Zheng Youzhi's excellence is that he has thick skin and can eat.

Zheng Youzhi gulped down the steamed buns, sucked the hot porridge to a snort, and turned a blind eye to the beautiful eye knife and cynicism.

From time to time, he also picked up a chopstick pickle and sighed: "Auntie's tea and rice are so good, this pickle is fragrant, sour and spicy, my mother and my sister pickles are too salty, I don't like to eat them."

Well, my aunt's steamed buns are also very good, beautiful and blessed, and I can eat my aunt's cooking every day. ”

"If it's delicious, you can eat more, beautiful, and give it to the aspiring porridge. ”

Tian Xixiao was praised by Zheng Youzhi and smiled, and commanded Hou Meili to serve him a meal, and suddenly felt that this fat man was quite pleasing to the eye.

Hou Meili put the porridge in front of Zheng Youzhi and glanced at him fiercely, Zheng Youzhi smiled, took the rice bowl and said thank you.

If the eyes could kill, then Zheng Youzhi would have been Ling Chi a long time ago, but the fat man's face is really too thick, let alone the eye knife, even if he takes out a real knife to give him a knife, he may not be able to pierce his cheeky skin.

Hou Meili was about to hate Zheng Youzhi to death, and she couldn't wait to kick him out.

How can this fat man be so shameless?

Why does he really have the face to stay and eat?

But looking at her father's black face, Iron Maiden didn't dare to move.

After eating a meal, Zheng Youzhi touched his stomach, and the smile on his fat face was satisfied.

Hou Meili was furious, her sleeves were brushed and squeezed, and she was almost about to beat Zheng Youzhi with no control.

But looking at her mother and then at her father, she still suppressed the impulse.

Hou Yong's dark and thin face was expressionless, Tian Xixi and Hou Meili took down the things on the table and brought them to the stove room to wash, and there were only two men left in the hall, Hou Yong and Zheng Youzhi.