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The ninth master knelt in front of the emperor, and he really didn't know what to say to the old man except for the words of thanksgiving? What should he say at this time? In addition to being scolded, he has not been taken care of by the old man alone.

"Why don't you speak?" Kangxi frowned and looked at Lao Jiu. This kid is a little muddy, and now he looks a little stupid.

The Ninth Master twitched his brain for some reason, and said, "Huang Ama praised his son violently, and his son is still a little unaccustomed. The last time Huang Amakua's son was when his son was six years old, when the tenth brother peed his pants in the upper study. The son is better than the tenth brother, and he doesn't pee. ”

Kangxi was stunned for a moment, and Li Dequan on the side couldn't help laughing.

Kangxi raised his foot and gently kicked Lao Jiu, "Why are you still so stingy." As he spoke, he couldn't help but laugh first.

After the ninth master finished speaking, he wanted to slap himself in the mouth, a good thing, and he made himself screw up this broken mouth.

"Alright, get up. Kangxi leaned back, holding the tangerines in his hand, and ate slowly.

The Ninth Master could smell the sweet smell below. He entered the palace in a hurry, and he didn't eat or drink water all the way to the palace. After entering the palace, I waited for a long time in the place where I was seen. The emperor will see you here, and his own son will not enjoy tea and eat. The earth dragon in the house was very hot, and he was nervous, and he sweated a lot.

It's really thirsty. Instinctively, I stared at the orange in the emperor's hand first.

The smell of 'what should I do if I want to eat one?' all over my body.

No matter how sluggish Kangxi is, he can see what Lao Jiu means. This kid is quite heartless.

took the half-eaten orange in his hand and handed it to Lao Jiu. Jiu Ye didn't think about it, took it and stuffed it into his mouth.

While eating, he said: "How big is this orange, and an orange is the size of a walnut." It's all in one bite. "It seems that the emperor thinks that the emperor is very contrived to eat one petal at a time.

After eating, the ninth master realized what he had just said.

Immediately knelt down, "My son is guilty." ”

Why is it so?

Kangxi sighed and said, "Okay." Get up. The dragon gave birth to nine sons, and the sons were different. If I really want to deal with you, even if I really live long live, I can't stand your consumption. ”

The ninth master said in his heart, you are so close to being able to live now. If you really want to live long live, long live, long live, then someone will really die. So he said, "My son is always looking forward to your long life." It's pro-Amma. ”

This is true. But when Kangxi heard it, he felt very ridiculous. He also knows that nothing will happen to him in the future. Therefore, I would rather be the emperor Ama who has grown on the dragon chair for thousands of years.

"Alright, go back. Kangxi looked at Lao Jiu and felt troubled, "Let's do a good job." It's also a little longer. ”

When the ninth master went out, Kangxi instructed Li Dequan, "Give the old nine and eleven people a plate of tangerines." ”

The tenth master looked at the tangerines on the table, a little confused. How does this mean? How can the old man remember that he is such a grandmother who doesn't love his uncle and doesn't love him?

I can't.

The little dog was his personal eunuch, and he came back and whispered that the emperor only rewarded the ninth brother and himself.

Thinking of the opportunity for his ninth brother to even have an easy opportunity to face the saint, he didn't forget to bring his younger brother at this time, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, it has to be the ninth brother. For my younger brother, that's really nothing to say. This is not a brother, it is better than a brother. So I killed a plate of oranges first. Then cherish the orange peel and send it to Fujin, put it in the brazier, and smoke the house, right?

Not to mention the aggrieved mood of Shi Fujin looking at a plate of orange peels on the verge of rage, and forcibly enduring it, he didn't beat Lao Shi with a whip. Just said that the tenth master went to find his ninth brother in a hurry to express his gratitude to the ninth brother.

The ninth master himself is also quite confused. Did you mention the old ten?

Can't you?

After thinking about it for a long time, his face became strange. "That...... Old Ten...... "He faced the little grateful eyes of Old Ten, and he really didn't know what to say?" He coughed before he said, "Old Ten, brother, I did mention you......"

Lao Shi smiled and said: "I know that no matter what time the ninth brother is, he can't forget his brother." ”

The Ninth Master felt sorry. So he pushed the oranges rewarded by the emperor in front of the tenth master, and felt that it was still good for this thing to be on fire. Seeing that Lao Shi took it and began to peel it and stuff it into his mouth, he said: "Brother, I, accidentally, told me about you peeing your pants in the study......" His voice couldn't help but get lower and lower.

The tenth master's face stiffened instantly, and with a snort, he jumped up from the chair. For the tenth master, this is definitely a black history that cannot be touched. "Brother Jiu, my dear Brother Jiu. Are you your own brother? How good it is to take this little bit of a brother to reflect on yourself, right? Can we still be good brothers? Say yes to be brothers for life, what's the matter?"

The ninth master hurriedly appeased, personally peeled the oranges for the tenth master, and then gave the oranges to the mouth. "Isn't this my brother, in my life, who was praised by Huang Ama so much before? ”

The tenth master swallowed the orange in his mouth, and then looked at the ninth master in disbelief and said, "Brother, why do you say that these are useless?"

Jiu Ye stretched out his hand and slapped his mouth, "Isn't it bad for this broken mouth?"

"I knew that our brothers didn't have that life. The tenth master finished eating the last orange, and handed the plate to the ninth master's personal eunuch, "Send it to the ninth sister-in-law to smoke the house." ”

The ninth master was still in remorse, and he didn't realize what the tenth master asked him to give, so he waved his hand casually and asked people to go down.

Jiufujin looked at the plate of orange peel in front of him and pulled it with chopsticks, it was really just orange peel.

Immediately, he threw the chopsticks in his hand to the ground. What is wrong with this? I only asked myself last night if I didn't like him anymore, and today I gave me a plate of orange peels.

Do you want to say that your face is like an orange peel, yellow and pitted, to sarcastically say that you are a yellow-faced woman, or do you want to say that you are a useless thing with only fur and no inner flesh.

The more you think about it, the more angry you get.

The ninth master finally sent the tenth master back, and then turned around and went back to the inner courtyard. He had to discuss with Fu Jin quickly, he couldn't go empty-handed when he went to the fourth child. With such a big bargain, if it was really a matter of course, it would really not wake up.

Jiufu Jin saw Jiu Ye open the curtain and come in, and he didn't want to deal with him at all. He turned around and went into the inner room.

What does this mean? Did I ask her last night and make her embarrassed?

are all old husbands and wives, and they are still so tender-skinned. Jiu Ye was afraid that she would become more and more embarrassed, so he didn't chase after her. I only raised my voice outside and asked, "What kind of gift did you say you should bring with you?"

Jiu Fujin was angry when he thought of that plate of orange peels, and snorted and said, "Isn't it on the table?

The Ninth Master was stunned for a moment, what was on the table?

He looked down and saw that it was just a plate of orange peels.

Send this?

It's not appropriate.

can send gold and silver, and the fourth child doesn't like it. Don't ask him to give him another lecture.

He looked at the orange peel again, what else could he say?

Turning around the table, it was actually orange peel.

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, as if he had understood a little.

Orange peel, what is this? It's useless. Maybe it's still a little useful, such as making a tangerine peel, smoking a house or something. Isn't this just like yourself? There is no big use, but it can be used occasionally in small places.

But one day, someone cherishes such a self, and he can't do his best to repay it.

So, he took a white jade box from the Duobao Pavilion and put the orange peel in it.

The fourth child is the white jade box, and he is the orange peel that is of little use. Isn't it the same as using a jade box to fill orange peel with a jade box?

It has to be Fu Jin's cleverness! Knowing that he has a broken mouth, he will not be able to use it when it is critical.

It's a good idea. Silence is better than sound at this time.

So without saying a word, he left with the box.

Jiufujin didn't hear the movement outside, and came out of the inside uneasily. When I came out, I didn't see anyone, and when I looked again, the orange peel on the table was really gone.

Her face turned white all of a sudden. My own master's brain is really not very good. It's not a little bit of a star that lacks a heart.

Send someone quickly and see if you can stop it.

But he said that when the ninth master went out, he thought of a great idea by himself, and he was excited like something. I want to go to the fourth child's house as soon as possible. Let them know that they are also a person who is also a showman.

So hurry up, the people sent by Jiufujin really didn't catch up.

The fifth master accompanied the fourth master to drink boiled water for a long time, and after going to the toilet five times, he finally looked forward to the ninth master.

It's not worrying, it's finally here. The fifth master breathed a sigh of relief.

Originally, he was waiting for Lao Jiu to say a few words of gratitude, but when he saw Lao Jiu put the jade box on the table and pushed it in front of the fourth master, he was silent.

The fourth master said in his heart, if this is a silver ticket, once it is opened, it will not be able to be cleaned up. Could it be that the lord did this for the silver?

He didn't move, just said, "What is this for?"

The fifth master is still comforted in his heart. Lao Jiu still knows some rules. Know that gratitude cannot be empty-handed. Regardless of whether it is high or low, it is not the intention of the mind. Besides, this box is not bad. He stretched out his hand and took the box, "Fourth brother, it's more or less Lao Jiu's mind, he doesn't mean anything else......" As he spoke, he opened the box.

Then the sound stopped abruptly.

The fifth master looked at the orange peel in the box, and the green tendons on his forehead jumped.

The fourth master glanced at it, and said in his heart, what does Lao Jiu mean by this? Sarcasm himself is ruined by the outside? Could it be that he wants to say that he has other intentions to help him? So, his face couldn't help but darken......