Chapter 26: Uncle, Master and Lao Tzu

"Where did you come from, go along, your uncle is in a bad mood now!" Wei Gong Shirou waved his hand angrily, he is also a traverser, he is small but not small, it is natural to occasionally sigh about the impermanence of life, you are a real little fart, how can there be so many sighs.

How good it is to go home and drink milk in my mother's arms?!

"You're not a little kid yourself, you dare to say such shameless things!" the other party suddenly shouted angrily.

"Hah, at least it's taller than you, do you want us to compare what year you were born?!" Emiya Shirou suddenly laughed, speaking of which, how long has it been? He can't remember how long it has been, Emiya Shirou has not experienced this kind of superiority for too long.

Stand taller than each other!!

That's right, because the Corpse Soul Realm grows slowly, the age span is large, and those souls outside who are not nobles and non-"native" are almost older than Emiya Shirou.

In short, it's rare to see a guy smaller than Emiya Shirou, and apart from Little Broken Bee and Little Lisa, Emiya Shirou hasn't met anyone smaller than him now.

And today, it takes no effort to step on the iron shoes and find nowhere to get them, and the crowd is looking for him thousands of times, but the person is in the lamplight, and he has the intention to plant flowers and flowers without intentionally planting willows and willows...... Emiya Shirou memorized a series of idioms, in a word, that is, he finally exhaled and raised his eyebrows.

Even the depression I got from Yeyi, although it didn't disappear, was temporarily transferred.

Seeing the way Emiya Shirou kept stretching out his hand next to him to compare his height, the child had already reached the "well" number: Who is this bastard? I finally ran out once, and I have never met such a nasty guy!!

"The Corpse Soul Realm is a place where strength is respected! a small number of years doesn't say anything at all, and height can't say anything!" the child shouted.

"Cut, that's because you're younger than me. Just like me, and to others, I say the same thing as you. But it's rare to meet a guy who is younger than me, hehe......" Emiya Shirou reached out to touch the other's head.

Syllable!

The other party opened Emiya Shirou's hand with a palm and shouted,

"Don't go too far, or I'm welcome!"

"Ha, you're welcome, how can you be rude?

"Damn!" the kid lifted his kick and kicked at Emiya Shirou, which looked like he had practiced as well. But after all, he is still young, and how can Shirou Emiya, who has been fighting with Yeichi all the year round, be able to deal with it??

Not to mention that Emiya Shirou is best at agility and speed.

"Haha, come on, you hit me, come and hit me? Why don't you fight? Can't you beat you if I ask you to hit me?" said Emiya Shirou teasing as he dodged.

Now neither of them has weapons, and the other party is not a deadly style of play like Little Broken Bee, plus Emiya Shirou doesn't have any scruples at all now, so it's easy to hide.

"Bastard, don't run, stay for a while, damn it!" the kid cursed as he chased after Emiya.

He wasn't stupid, and he had long seen that he wasn't Emiya Shirou's opponent, so at the beginning, he thought about giving up and leaving directly, no matter what Emiya Shirou said, and he didn't pay attention to this annoying guy.

But Emiya Shirou was simply teasing him, once he wanted to leave, he kept harassing him, touching his face, touching his head, in the face of this "insult", how could he still endure it?

This feeling of grievance makes the child feel like crying, even if Emiya Shirou directly beats him hard, he probably won't be so uncomfortable and want to cry.

It can be seen that Emiya Shirou has been messing with Yeyi for so many years, and his whole personality has become quite evil, and he likes to play with others, so he has developed in the direction of perversion!

"Come on, come on, hit me, I'm here waiting for you to fight!" shouted Emiya Shirou as he stepped back.

Suddenly bumped into a person and immediately stopped.

The child on the other side had a happy face, and he was about to hit Emiya Shirou with a fist, but he was held by a hand.

Naturally, it wasn't Emiya Shirou who made the shot, and the agile Emiya Shirou has always had a fighting habit of subconsciously dodging, rather than taking the initiative to attack, so at this time he had already jumped to the side. And the person who grabbed the child's hand was the person who Emiya Shirou bumped into.

"Which guy who doesn't have long eyes is blocking your uncle's way!"

"Which bastard actually dares to stop my fist!" The child doesn't know if he was angry, or if he was taken by Emiya Shirou, in short, he had never said anything dirty before, and now he also called himself a master.

"Hah?!, I saw you two little boys fighting, and I kindly came up to persuade me, but you still scolded me?!" The person who came also shouted unceremoniously.

"How dare you call yourself your uncle, my son?!I think you're tired of being alive!!" Emiya Shirou exclaimed angrily.

"That's right, you dare to take advantage of me, who are you? I won't let you eat and walk around!" the child also shouted angrily.

"Ha!" the visitor jumped back, "Since you have asked sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy!"

The corners of Emiya Shirou's mouth twitched, Musashi Kojiro? Or Jiraiya? But at this time, he had already recognized the other party.

"Remember, Uncle Ben, I am the best god of death in this century, a genius - Shiba Haiyan is also ~~~"

Looking at the faint reaction of the two Emiya Shirou, Shiba Haiyan suddenly shouted exaggeratedly,

"What? You don't even know each other? Anyway, it's normal for you to be young and don't know me! I can tell you that I've been admitted to the Central Academy of Spiritual Arts in advance now! And it's a first-time pass! What? Don't feel shocked? Then I'll break the news again, although this kind of thing is always a little embarrassing, and I feel as if I'm boasting. But I still tell you that my spiritual power when I entered the school had reached the highest sixth level! Haha, how is it! Awesome, shocked, trembling!"

"Oh. Emiya Shirou and the two responded lightly.

"Don't you know what this means?!" exclaimed Shiba Haiyan.

"That's amazing. Emiya Shirou clapped his hands dryly, "Do you want to see such a reaction?!Your face looks really annoying!" Enomiya Shirou said, of course, he was not jealous, he just felt that looking at this face, he felt that he was no longer the protagonist, but a supporting role.

"No way! Everyone says I'm handsome!" said Shiba Haiyan with a look of disbelief.

"Cut, Shiba's family, what's the big deal! Master, I'm still from the Kuchigi family!" the kid suddenly said next to him.

"Is there such a little kid in the Kuchigi family?" Shiba Haiyan touched his chin and leaned closer to the child to look at it carefully.