When he heard this, he smiled and said, "I am Venerable Shakyamuni in the Western Elysium, Amitabha Buddha. Now I heard that you are rampant in the countryside and wilderness, repeatedly rebelling against the Heavenly Palace, I don't know where you grow, when you attained the Tao, why are you so tyrannical?"

"You have curly hair by yourself, but you have to let your subordinates shave bald, you have children and daughters, but you want to cut off your children and grandchildren, you recognize a godmother, but let others cut off the red dust, what qualifications do you have to teach me a lesson?" Feng Xue sneered, "My master is Xiaoyaozi, I practice "Leisurely Travel", I understand the way of leisure, I want to be free in the universe, and act recklessly! If someone hinders my enlightenment, why should I cut off his way?"

When Rulai heard this, his face turned cold: "If that's the case, what should I do if you cut off the way of my Western teachings?"

"I thought you were here to give the Jade Emperor Lao'er, but I didn't expect that it was you who came to seek revenge by yourself, seeing that you brought such a big pomp, but you should be like this, how to fight, draw a line!" Feng Xue stomped his feet with disdain in the tone of a kind person's eldest brother, "You are also one of me, one hundred of you is still one of me, you are counting the eight hundred arhats and novice monks in the West Heaven, and I will beat you one by one!"

"I think you are quite capable, but fighting and killing hurts the harmony, why don't you make a bet?"

"It's better to come, it's better to come......" Feng Xue hugged her stomach and laughed, it took a long time for her to react, and her face couldn't help but be a little angry, but she still thought about the grand plan, and finally pressed her anger and said: "If you win, this heavenly palace is dominated by you, if you lose, you will repair a few more tribulations in the lower realm, and then quarrel, how about it?"

"You thief bald is very fine, horizontal and vertical is just the Jade Emperor suffers, you win or lose it, you are okay, but you are the master of the Jade Emperor?" Feng Xue asked with a teasing smile, but Na Rulai said, "Do it!"

"But I really don't believe it, why don't you call the Jade Emperor out and ask for clarification?" As soon as Feng Xue said this, he choked half to death, although he was the head of a sect, he was still under the jurisdiction of the Jade Emperor, and when he saw the Jade Emperor, he still called himself an old monk, how could he be the lord of the Jade Emperor?

But Haikou has already boasted, and it is clear that it has been forced into a corner.

However, Rulai didn't want to do it, not to mention the victory or defeat, just making a move was already considered a loss for him (the so-called winning is dishonorable, and losing is even more embarrassing), so he had to say: "What do you want?"

"It's better to do this, if you lose, you will dismiss the arhat, the bodhisattva will return to the world, the Buddha will retire, and the novice bhikshu will be merged into the hell of the earth, and then what will Lingshan and me?" Feng Xue's eyes flashed with a malicious gaze that swept over Rulai, but it caused him to be furious.

"Good, good, good!" The Buddha said three good words in a row, but he was obviously angry, after all, when everyone really thinks it is good, they all say "good"!

Feng Xue didn't bother to pay attention to the Buddha's mood, she just took out a pen and paper and wrote down the contract, but she wanted the Buddha to draw a charge.

"I'm sorry, doing this business is a bit of an occupational disease, don't dare to gamble without leaving some evidence! Your big business is big, what can you do if you don't admit it?" Feng Xue looked at the Buddha with a wicked smile, just to see how this great monk would respond.

"You evil beast is really too deceitful!" The Buddha finally couldn't bear it anymore, and suddenly turned his face, and the huge slap seemed to be overwhelming from the top of Feng Xue's head, and turned into five elements in the air, wanting to suppress Feng Xue directly, but Feng Xue didn't dodge or dodge, so he was pressed down by Rulai, and fell at the junction of Nanbu Continent and West Niuhe Continent, turning into five mountains of gold, wood, water, fire and earth, and suppressed it.

However, Feng Xue didn't care and shouted from the bottom of the mountain: "I know that you, the old monk, are not making a bet, wait for me to write a hundred and eighty paragraphs of the story of your treacherous old monk, and spread it all over the world, see how many people dare to believe you!"

As he spoke, Feng Xue's voice suddenly remembered that no matter Buddhism, no matter the immortals or even the Nine Netherworlds, thirty-three days, his voice could be heard the same, and the voice seemed to be talking, as if it was telling, as if it was reciting, as if it was giving a speech.

Feng Xue is not talking about the perfidy of the Buddha, but another story called "Lamp Grass (Harmony is so difficult in these years) Monk", after finishing speaking, he has to add a sentence, and then the monk cultivated to the positive fruit, and became a certain Buddha......

In this paragraph, it made the immortals in the heavenly court want to laugh but dare not laugh, holding it in their stomachs, their faces are flushed, and they have to put on an angry look.

However, one day in the sky and one year in the earth, the gods and immortals just took a look at the kung fu of the gods, and Feng Xue started a new joke again, but this time it was not Rulai, it was Guanyin.

There is a story in the Buddhist scriptures about Guanyin persuading the king to see through the red dust, what does it say?

First of all, Guanyin turned into a beautiful woman to snap with the target, and when the other party was the most energetic, she suddenly turned into a skeleton, and then she wilted the king, so she could only see through the red dust.

Although the story does have such a story, and it is written in Buddhist scriptures in a high-sounding manner, it is not good to be able to prepare Feng Xue's eloquence!

Or in fact, it's not that Feng Xue is eloquent, but that he has found one hundred and eighty writers in the mental world who make a living by writing Xiaohuang books and keeps making up jokes, and he can't finish writing all the names and surnames in Xitian.

Guanyin's story, which originally seemed a little unserious, was polished by Feng Xue's serious literary (glamorous * vulgar, homophonic stalk) writers, it was a fragrant and glamorous one, and many mortals didn't know how many people couldn't help but rush towards the Qinglou when they listened to it, and as a result, these days have become the best time for the world's Qinglou business.

After finishing talking about Guanyin, Feng Xue coughed twice on purpose, and started a new joke, the protagonist is called Abin, at first I thought it was just a mortal story, and it didn't taste right to listen to it, and after a while, it became the story of a certain big guy again......

"It's too much to deceive!" Rulai's eyes were red, but he took out a post and threw it down, and the post pounced on Wuzhi Mountain, but one day in the sky, a year underground, this flew for a few seconds, but more than half an hour had passed in the lower realm, and Rulai had never hated this time difference so much now, never before!

However, it was said that Feng Xue told the story halfway, but he saw a yellow paper floating down from the sky, and helplessly passed on the Three Realms: "This seat is about to be suppressed by Rulai because of the leakage of the heavenly secrets, if you want to hear the story, you can come to the Five Elements Mountain x ...... at the junction of Nanzhan Buzhou and Xiniuhe Continent."

At this point, it came to an abrupt end, but the Three Realms all knew that there was such an immortal who was suppressed for telling Buddhist scandals......