Chapter 233 A thousand and one ways to die a scumbag
I had made an appointment to continue tonight, but by the end of the night, the fighting had stopped!
It's not that Gao Fei is not powerful, but he is too powerful, which makes Su Mo's body a little unbearable.
Looking at Su Mo, who was still smiling at the corner of her mouth while she was asleep, Gao Fei kissed her on the forehead, helped her cover the quilt and left the room.
This time I went to Wuhan for a few days, and during this time, I had a misunderstanding with the two eldest ladies in the family. Gao Fei felt that it would be better to go back to the Lin family as soon as possible to report, lest the resentment of the eldest ladies accumulate and it would be terrible to explode at that time......
Rushing back to the Lin family, the light in the living room on the first floor of the villa was on, and it seemed that the two eldest ladies had not slept yet.
Goofy pushed the door in, and the two girls were sitting on the sofa watching TV in their pajamas. Their eyes swept at the same time, their expressions glazed for several seconds.
"Ah......h
Xu Lu jumped off the sofa and ran over, Gao Fei was dizzy when he jumped up and down his chest.
Before she could run in front of Gao Fei, Lin Feixue cleared her throat: "Ahem, Xu Lu, have you forgotten something?"
Xu Lu stopped suddenly, his bright smile was cold, and he stepped on Gao Fei fiercely: "Scumbag, do you still know that you came back? Why don't you continue to play with the wild woman." ”
Gao Fei followed Xu Lu back to the sofa and sat next to the second daughter casually: "What kind of car shocks the wild woman? ”
The two daughters rolled their eyes at the same time, and the disgusted eyes said it all.
Without waiting for Gao Fei to explain, Xu Lu suddenly spread out a magazine on the coffee table, Gao Fei was startled, there were bloody pictures on it, and the book was called "A Thousand and One Ways to Die for a Scumbag".
"Feixue, where did we see just now?" Xu Lu secretly glanced at Gao Fei.
Lin Feixue's serious appearance: "When I saw the 108th way to die, I said that I took advantage of the scumbag to fall asleep, cut his chest with a knife, and then smashed his heart." ”
Lin Feixue said as she ate a steak on the plate with a knife and a knife, as if the steak was Goofy's heart.
Gao Fei subconsciously covered his heart.
Xu Lu shook his head: "No, no, no, this way of dying is too cheap for a scumbag, I still think the 88th way to die is the best, take off his underwear while the scumbag is asleep, and pinch the ......."
Click!
I don't know if it's a prop specially prepared by the second daughter, and there are two raw eggs on the coffee table. Xu Lu directly grabbed it in his hand and crushed it, the egg yolk and egg white flowed out, and Gao Fei's legs tightened.
"nonono!I still think the 56th way of death is more cruel, find a saber and smash the long dragon ......" Lin Feixue grabbed the table knife in her small hand and made a gesture of waving it.
Goofy chrysanthemum tightened.
Xu Lu shook his head: "That's not as powerful as the 47th way to die, find a cross, nail the scumbag's limbs to it, and bleed to death......"
Goofy couldn't take it anymore and got up to run away, when he found that the two women were going mad and even more terrifying than himself.
The second daughter immediately cast a murderous gaze and shouted in unison: "Sit down! Don't go anywhere tonight!"
"Hehe! I'm not thinking about seeing you two as soon as I get back, I haven't even eaten dinner, and I'm going out to buy some supper. Gao Fei smiled with a weak heart.
The two goddesses questioned, Lin Feixue suddenly got up and ran to the kitchen, took a dinner plate and threw it on the coffee table in front of Gao Fei.
"Didn't you eat? I just prepared a supper for you, so let's eat it." ”
The second daughter smiled strangely, and Gao Fei looked at the bloody raw beef, and the cataracts were about to turn out. Although when he was still in the soul group before, he often led his subordinates to survive in the wild, and how hard the conditions were at that time, the raw beef was considered to be the best delicacy, but now it is not there......
"Huh, I don't seem to be hungry anymore. Goofy smiled wryly.
Lin Feixue inserted a small piece of steak and put it in her mouth and chewed it slowly: "Are you really not hungry?
Gao Fei had just fought three hundred rounds with Su Mo, and his stomach was growling with hunger. But staring at Lin Feixue's chewing red lips, he wanted to eat her mouth even more.
Realizing that the second daughter was deliberately torturing herself, Gao Fei simply closed her eyes, out of sight and out of mind.
After tossing for a while, the second daughter felt bored, so she got up and went upstairs to sleep. Anyway, there will be an opportunity to clean up in the future, and they don't care about this moment.
"Wait! I encountered a Gu Master attack at the airport today, and I suspect that it was someone from Hua Haiming. Last time, Hua Zhengchao brought a Gu master to find me and arrested a friend of mine. Be more careful when you're out in the future......"
Goofy looked serious and suddenly got down to business.
The second daughter is no longer playful, they know that now is the crisis period of the Lin family.
"Didn't you kill Hua Zhengchao and the Gu Master master he brought last time, and those people still dare to trouble us?" Lin Feixue glared.
"You don't know the Gu Master faction, they are like wolves, and the relatives of each clan live in the same village. As long as you provoke one of them, you will provoke the Gu masters of the entire village and even the clan......"
Gao Fei had a showdown with Lin Feixue and Xu Lu a few days ago, and told the second daughter about the current situation. Now he doesn't hide anything, and it won't be wrong to let the second daughter realize the crisis and learn to protect herself.
Xu Lu, who had always been very arrogant, looked solemn: "What kind of people are the Gu masters you are talking about, and what methods will they do?"
For Gu worms, ordinary people see them from novels or TV, how can they meet Miao Jiang Gu Master in real life.
"It's pretty much the same as what you watch on TV, but it's a little bit better. Gu masters have been raising Gu for a living since he was a child, and he can use small Gu worms to kill people invisibly. There are even some rare Gu species, which have been cultivated by the clan for several generations, and the appearance of that kind of super Gu King can defeat an army......"
The second girl was dumbfounded, and she was braining up the scene when a group of Gu cultivators and the army's machine guns and cannons were fighting, which was too funny.
"Brother Fei, you said that you were attacked by Gu Master when you got off the plane, are you okay?" Xu Lu suddenly became worried, and he forgot that he was fighting with Gao Fei in his excitement.
Lin Feixue glared at her with hatred: "Lulu, have you forgotten again?"
The worry on Xu Lu's face immediately turned cold: "Hmph, a scumbag like you, if you are possessed by Gu worms, it's better to be a love Gu, see if you dare to outside in the future......"
The corners of Goofy's mouth twitched, he really just drove quietly that night. But he had nothing to refute, because he had worked all night after driving.
The second girl glared at him and turned upstairs, and walked to the corner of the first floor, Lin Feixue suddenly stopped, and her voice was indifferent: "There is food in the kitchen." ”
As soon as Gao Fei's heart warmed, he knew that he didn't take care of these two eldest ladies in vain, they were actually knife-mouthed tofu hearts. It's just that after rushing to the kitchen, Gao Fei was suddenly depressed, and there was a delicate cake on the table, which was obviously made by the two eldest ladies......
Because the cake reads: "Scumbag's supper!"