Chapter Twenty-Four: The flag-planting gambling contract of the scumbag counterattack group
At about ten o'clock in the evening, Tu Fei finally straightened out his thoughts, and his spirit was exhausted.
I fell on the couch and turned on the TV and watched it, and it was all tearing.
Boring.
I clicked on WeChat when I was bored, and when I saw that the class group had a large list of unread information, I saw that the time should have just come home from class or the dormitory, and I didn't know how to chat, Tu Fei didn't care about clicking on the group.
I saw someone complaining: "Alas, I make papers every day, and I am dizzy, and I don't let people relax when the college entrance examination is about to begin." ”
Someone immediately chimed in: "Yes, I'm almost too depressed to stand it, sometimes I think about whether I should learn from Tu Fei, that guy won't come to school directly, no matter what his school does to me." ”
"Cut, people are geniuses, what are you?"
"What a genius, isn't he just cheating, I didn't expect the teacher to believe him, it's just that his brain was caught by the door. ”
This yin and yang weirdness of speaking, Tu Fei saw that it was a message sent by Chen Tao, and he was not surprised, but he also had someone, and soon Ding Xu came up, and immediately scolded, "People are modest to give us face, you really think it's cheating, you have the ability to cheat in front of more than 300 people, and I look down on you the most People like you who can't do it yourself and pull down the level of others, like me, if you can't do it, you can't do it, and you are embarrassed to admit it generously." ”
was scolded by Ding Xu, Chen Tao suddenly became angry, "He himself said that he cheated, and you are still helping him wash the floor. ”
"Hey, I'm short-tempered, what's wrong with the scumbag, the scumbag dug up your ancestral grave......"
"Everyone doesn't say a word, it's all classmates ......"
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The group suddenly fell into a short silence, in order to alleviate the embarrassing atmosphere, someone changed the topic stiffly, "Hey, fortunately, it was liberated in only one month, and you can let yourself go when you enter the university, I heard that many people in the university are in love, and I don't know if it's true." ”
This topic immediately aroused the interest of many people, and someone excitedly answered: "I heard that the senior sisters in college can dress up, and they don't know how many times more beautiful than the girls in high school." ”
"And I'm in good shape, I must find a senior sister to be my girlfriend and say goodbye to my single dog career. ”
Zhuo Yan, a member of the study committee in the class, finally couldn't look at it anymore, and said loudly: "Disgusting man, full of tofu scum ......"
"Hehe, Zhuo Yan, this is not human nature. ”
"It's still a month before the college entrance examination, you are still thinking about this matter, thinking about chasing women like dogs in college, it's better to work hard now, even if you are tired like a dog now, it's better than being a dog and a horse in society after not being admitted to a good university in the future!"
Seeing this, Tu Fei suddenly had a bad thought, his eyes rolled and his fingers flew and sent a message out, "Don't lie to yourself, in fact...... Now the dog's life is much more comfortable than yours, there are people to serve you without worrying about food and clothing, and the main thing is that it never worries about being single, because there are always beautiful women who like them next to them......"
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As soon as this sentence came out, the group instantly fell into a short silence, and all the male students in the group received a critical hit of 10,000 points......
Nima, what the hell is the truth!
If you think about it carefully, this is indeed the case, the current dogs are just like the emperor, they don't worry about eating or drinking, and there are people who specialize in shoveling, and the most important dog owners seem to be beautiful women!
I usually say that I am as tired as a dog, but in fact, dogs are much more comfortable than people!
Seeing that no one was talking, Tu Fei suddenly wondered, thinking to himself if he was the legendary chat terminator?
After thinking about it, Tu Fei quietly sent a message out: "Alas, I feel uncomfortable when I don't study for a day, and it's so boring to watch TV and eat snacks alone at home, is there anyone to accompany me?"
His pebble suddenly stirred up the calm water surface, and countless messages popped up in an instant.
"Bandit, don't you want to!"
"This kind of person who sits on the sidelines and pokes people in the sore spots is simply unbearable. ”
"I propose to humanely destroy this scum tomorrow, and I can't let him go until he agrees to sign 21 play-sharing treaties, what do you think?"
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A group of people criticized Tu Fei for nearly ten minutes, and after Tu Fei agreed to a series of unequal treaties, this calmed everyone's anger, and Tu Fei brought the topic to the topic, "By the way, I've been idle and bored recently and want to make a scumbag counterattack group, if anyone wants to try, come and sign up." ”
"The scumbag counterattack group, what's the matter?"
"Oh, Professor Yang knows, I borrowed his idea to hold a college entrance examination assault intensive training, if any scumbag who can be abused wants to counterattack the college entrance examination, come to me. ”
The group is quiet again, what is abused, and it is still a scumbag, whoever answers is a mallet!
It is also a college entrance examination assault and intensive special training.
There's only one month left, who are you fooling!
However, thinking of Tu Fei's "magical performance" that day, some people were still tempted, and couldn't help but say loudly: "Tu Fei, you're not kidding, can this college entrance examination assault class be effective, can it really counterattack in the college entrance examination?"
Tu Fei made a hehe expression, "I don't dare to pack tickets for this lot, it should be no problem to increase it by a few points." ”
The group was quiet again in an instant......
Tu Fei suddenly wondered again, thinking that the growth index is so difficult for us, don't these people want to do well in the college entrance examination?
At this time, it has to be his own iron, Ding Xu said in a timely voice: "Bandit, I'll sign up for one, but let's say okay first, I'll hand over all the hundred catties to you, if the college entrance examination doesn't let me improve by a few points, you have to ask me to go to Sanya to play for seven days to compensate me." ”
Tu Fei immediately replied: "No problem, if it is improved, you invite me." ”
One person replied, which instantly aroused the interest of many people, and someone asked: "Tu Fei, what does this interest group need us to do?"
Tu Fei thought for a while and replied: "Well, it's not clear for a while, but you'll know when the time comes, it's roughly to cooperate with me to use high technology to carry out scientific and effective intensive training on college entrance examination questions, which is many times stronger than ordinary learning." ”
Hearing this, this person also became interested, "Then I'll sign up for one too!"
At this time, Chen Tao came out with a discordant voice again, "Cut, I'm pretending to be a ghost again, learning is to be down-to-earth, if you can improve your score by tricks, it's not all Tsinghua University and Peking University." ”
Tu Fei smiled, "Chen Tao, this way, I'll make a bet with you, in three days, I bet that Ding Xu's test score will be more than 50 points higher than usual." ”
Chen Tao immediately answered: "If he can improve so much, I will do a handstand!"
Tu Fei gave a thumbs-up expression, "Okay, I announce that the scum counterattack team of Haicheng No. 3 Middle School has been officially established!"
When no one in the group spoke, Chen Tao came back to his senses.
Hey, no, it seems that only he set up a flag just now, that guy didn't say anything, and he suffered a loss by co-authoring this gambling contract, I was tricked by someone?