Chapter 1277: Spare Me a Life
"yes, I went to a meeting with a girl last night, and I didn't do anything at all, so don't believe me, I'm just because I like to surf the Internet and play games, and I forget the time for a while, so I came back so late at this time. ”
After Xia Xiaobin finished speaking, the saliva looked at the girls in front of him, still looking at himself with this expression and this kind of eyes, at this time he glanced at Jiang Fan's clothes and said in Jiang Fan's ear.
"It's a good brother, it's time to save my life at a critical time, you tell them, what did I do last night? Brother's lifelong happiness is in you, if you can save my life this morning, your great kindness in the future, I will never forget." ”
"You shouldn't say that now, but you should say in my ear, you have an 80-year-old mother, a newborn baby, and a 90-year-old father who is farming at home, and if you die, your family will be helpless. ”
Jiang Fan ate the sauerkraut in his hand, looked at Xia Xiaobin in front of him with a smile, and when he took a bite of the sour radish he ate, he made a squeaky sound, and a squeaky sound made a squeaky sound when he took a bite, which made Xia Xiaobin even more nervous at this time.
"Xia Xiaobin, don't be so nervous, didn't you just have a black affair with a female netizen last night? Besides, you are a big man, you still need us girls to take care of you, now is a free society, we can't take care of you." ”
Although Xia Xue'er said this, Xia Xiaobin felt the murderous aura on Xia Xue'er's face at this time, and if he was a little careless and made a wrong move, it was very likely that he would not recover.
So this is pretty much it, unbuttoning his shirt, and after he unbuttoned it, he wanted to relax his neck so that he could catch his breath.
"What are you doing, you just listen to us slowly, I went to KTV with Jiang Fan last night, and then I felt that these girls in KTV were too frivolous, you must know that Jiang Fan and I are a man of noble character, how can we be these girls together?"
"So we rejected these girls at that time, but these girls were shameless, and they still wanted to scold us, my Jiang Fan is a righteous man and a gentleman, how could he go to that place and go to find those girls together? After all, there are three beauties in our family, and there are also foreign regional customs. ”
"So that night, we decided, go out to surf the Internet, so we went to the Internet café at that time, and then I met a female netizen who often played games with me, and asked me to take her, so I often played games with him, and I forgot the time when I ran out last night, of course, Jiang Fan still has a sense of time, so he left early. ”
After Jiang Fan heard what Xia Xiaobin said, he actually recognized her, and he stopped his actions to eat, and Jiang Fan still widened his mouth at this time, looking at Xia Xiaobin in front of him in disbelief.
"Xia Xiaobin is really a fucking talent, and when you are with him, you can really be full of freshness, proving that you are more powerful stories, he has become better all of a sudden, and it is really my idol Xia Xiaobin, I will obey you without anyone, you will be my eldest brother in the future. ”
Jiang Fan was in his heart at this time, silently applauding Xia Xiaobin, he didn't expect that there would be such a shameless person in this world who said such righteous and awe-inspiring words.
Just now, Jiang Fan looked back at Xia Xue'er, their eyes knew that Xia Xiaobin, goodbye at this time was inevitable, so Jiang Fan picked up the bowl of porridge in front of him at this time, and then took a few plates of pickles and hid directly to the side.
"Jiang Fan said that he was a good brother, he could save his life at a critical time, you actually betrayed me at this time, hid to the side, Mingzhe to protect himself, I sacrificed so much for you, you actually betrayed me like this, I still regard you as my good brother." ”
Xia Xiaobin looked at Jiang Fan Qingjing, who was sitting silently eating at this time, and also felt very angry, but in the eyes of these girls, Xia Xiaobin also saw that he would definitely be beaten into a panda by these girls.
Xia Xiaobin could only look at the girls in front of him with a wry smile at this time and said to these girls.
"Since this is the time, I believe that you will definitely not believe in our righteous character, but we believe that we ourselves are all people of high moral character, do not let others believe, and we will also strengthen our faith in our hearts. ”
Jiang Fan didn't receive it, Xia Xiaobin was dying, and he still promoted himself like this, and said that he was a decent gentleman, Jiang Fan didn't have the face to say this.
Chasing Jiang Fan looked at Xia Xiaobin's eyes, that is, pity, and sympathy, after all, everyone is a man, and everyone went out together last night, but Jiang Fan was lucky, these girls didn't blame themselves.
So Jiang Fan watched Xia Xiaobin secretly make a cheering gesture to Xia Xiaobin at this time, and then silently covered his eyes, because he didn't want to see a particularly cruel picture, after all, his brother was going to be beaten by these girls.
Xia Xiaobin saw that Jiang Fan had blindfolded himself, and Xia Xiaobin also knew that he was in a catastrophe today, so at this time, he directly unbuttoned all the buttons on his body, and then said to these girls in front of him.
"Let's talk ugly in front, hit someone, don't hit your face, after all, I eat with my face, and if you want to beat, please be gentle, you must know that although I went out to find you last night, but I am also the loneliness of two people who have simplified it, and it can be regarded as a good thing, so you have to be lighter. ”
After Xia Xiaobin said this, he took out his coat and covered his face, after all, he is the one who eats with his face, Xia Xue'er and they didn't have it, what gossip said, they stood up directly and surrounded Xia Xiaobin and beat him violently.
Although Jiang Fan was blindfolded at this time, he also felt particularly distressed when he heard Xia Xiaobin's screams, and he had secretly sworn that when he was looking for a woman outside in the future, he must do it without leakage, otherwise, Xia Xiaobin's appearance today will be his miserable situation in the future.
"If you are looking for your own woman, you must not let other women know, I, Jiang Fan, swear today that everything in the future must be done without leakage, and these girls will not know. ”
Then Xia Xiaobin let out another howl.