Chapter 288: True and False Fat Man
Although I don't know whether the two of them are true or not, I only hope that neither of them will have any accidents, after all, life is only once, and if you lose it, you will never come back.
"Gao Xiang, if you want to find the fat man, this person must be saved. "I instilled Gao Xiang with thoughts again, after all, the fat man's time is running out, and if he drags it out again, then Da Luo Jinxian will not be able to save it.
Gao Xiang thought for a moment, then gritted his teeth and walked towards me.
It's just that when Gao Xiang came over, my heart "chuckled", because the moment Gao Xiang agreed to save the fat man, the fat man lying on the ground was very likely to be fake......
Gao Xiang now agrees to save the fat man, but this just shows that this fat man is very likely to be a fake.
I didn't expect that the fat man who had been with me turned out to be a fake, where did the real fat man go, did he die, or did he ......
At this time, I really didn't dare to think about it, for fear that something would happen to the fat man, so I would go back and have no way to explain to Zhou Yang and them.
Gao Xiang took the bronze mirror, looked at the fat man with great reluctance, and then took the bronze mirror, first took a picture of himself......
When he took a look at the bronze mirror, something magical happened.
I only felt a flash of white light in front of me, and then it was as if I saw a spinning gossip pattern, which kept spinning in front of me, but after a few seconds, I saw Gao Xiang regain his youthful appearance.
My conjecture was right, and sure enough, all of this was fake, and in front of the bronze mirror, everything became the original form.
Gao Xiang looked at himself in the bronze mirror, and he also looked incredible, then glanced at me, and then walked to the fat man's side, and then dragged the fat man.
Fortunately, this fat man, with a trace of strength, opened his eyes slightly......
Gao Xiang saw that the fat man opened his eyes, and then directly stretched out the bronze mirror, at this time, as just now, there was still a gossip pattern rotating in front of my eyes, and then the old fat man also instantly returned to its original state.
It was only after watching the two of them return to their original state that I was relieved and let out a long breath.
"Who the hell are you, why are you pretending to be a fat brother?" After the fat man became younger, Gao Xiang immediately questioned.
The fat man scratched his head, looked at Gao Xiang, and said, "Gao Xiang, are you particularly sick......? You suspect Lao Tzu is a fake, don't you?"
Gao Xiang looked at the fat man, naturally took a few steps back, and said, "You can fool Brother Xiao, but you definitely can't fool me, you are a fake." ”
", I'll kill you now, do you believe it or not? Say Lao Tzu is fake? I think you're fake......" The fat man rolled up his sleeves and walked towards Gao Xiang fiercely while scolding.
When Gao Xiang saw it, he stepped back again......
"Fatty!" I immediately stood between the two of them, then stretched out my hand and said, "You two have something to say, don't do it yet." If both of you are real, wouldn't it be brothers?"
Gao Xiang didn't speak, but hid behind me, the fat man nodded with a big grin, and then said: "Jiang Xiao, you have a point, but I can't be wronged by this kid like this?"
I looked at Gao Xiang and said, "Gao Xiang, the fat man said that he himself is not a fake. Then you have to come up with evidence to prove that he is fake, otherwise, it will not be fair to the fat man. ”
Gao Xiang looked the fat man up and down, and then said, "Okay! Then let me ask you, when Brother Xiao left us just now, why did you take me away first, leaving Brother Xiao here alone?"
Well, I didn't expect that when I went to look for the bronze mirror just now, the fat man actually wanted to take Gao Xiang out, but with the fat man's person, even if he can't do it himself, he won't leave his brother behind, so it seems that this fat man does have some problems, but this Gao Xiang in front of him also has a big problem, because he had a weird smile for no reason before, and he was also prepared for getting old......
Looking at it this way, there is a good chance that both of these people are fake.
"Gao Xiang!" The fat man glared and argued, "Did I mean to leave Jiang Xiao here?" What I said at the time was that the two of us went to find Jiang Xiao. And you're just trying to take me out because you're cowardly...... Don't forget, I was so old that I couldn't even walk, and you were much younger than me......"
"You talk nonsense. Gao Xiang said angrily.
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The two of them were arguing endlessly, and they couldn't tell who was right and who was wrong, so I walked directly in front of Gao Xiang and said, "Gao Xiang, don't fight first." You'd better give me the bronze mirror first!"
Gao Xiang was stunned, he didn't expect that at this time, I would ask him for a bronze mirror, but subconsciously handed the bronze mirror over.
"Smack!"
I just wanted to take the bronze mirror, but someone behind me patted me on the back and said, "Jiang Xiao, you guys made it easy for me to find it!"
Listen to the voice, this is the voice of a fat man, hasn't he always been by our side? Why has he been looking for us for a long time in a blink of an eye?
Thinking of this, I gasped, and then when I turned around, I saw the fat man standing behind me, looking at me with a look of surprise. And behind him, there is also a fat man, who is also a surprise on his face.
Grass, I've been here for a long time, I'm definitely going to get schizophrenia, just a fat man, it's hard to tell the real from the fake, and now another one has appeared, how can I tell the difference?
"Who are you?" asked the fat man standing in front of me, suddenly pointing to the fat man behind him.
The fat man also said with a surprised face: "Who are you? How dare you pretend to be your fat man?"
The fat man before pointed to his nose and said, "I'm pretending to be you? I'm sick? I'm looking like this, why should I pretend?"
"You look like this, you're just a fart, how can you look exactly like me?" said the fat man, puffed.
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The two of them quarreled as soon as you said a word, and Gao Xiang and I looked at it so stupidly, feeling that the fat man was looking in the mirror, and the movements of the two people were exactly the same.
There are all kinds of strange things in the world, and anything strange will happen, and it just happened to me and Gao Xiang.
"Brother Xiao, what should I do?" Gao Xiang asked, tugging at my clothes.
I took out a cigarette, gave one to Gao Xiang, and said, "To be honest, I'm not sure I can tell the two of them. If you look at them, they're exactly the same. I, I can't help it. ”
I'm not a fairy, naturally I don't have sharp eyes, and I can't tell the truth from the fake when I treat two identical people, but I remember that when I was in school before, the teacher said that in this world, there are absolutely no two identical things, but now it's so weird, the two fat people in front of me are simply out of a mold.
"Brother Xiao, I feel that one of the two of them must be a real fat brother. Gao Xiang looked at the two fat men and said categorically.
"Why? Can't they all be fake?" I feel like the two fat men in front of me may be fake!
Gao Xiang shook his head and said, "It's unlikely, anyway, I have a feeling that one of them must be true." ”
After listening to Gao Xiang's words, I have nothing to refute, it seems that all this cannot be explained by science, only from the mysterious and mysterious aspects to find the answer.
When I was a child, I was a very, very naughty child, and I actually fell and bruised and purple, and even broke my head and bled every few days, for which I was beaten by my parents.
However, my grandmother didn't beat me much, but when no one was around, she scared me, saying that the wrestling was bleeding, and I was careful that Wong Tai Sin licked the blood, and then turned into my appearance, and then arrested me, and it made a child for my parents......
Naturally, I didn't believe these words, and I still blamed my grandmother for being an old feudal in my heart, and later, I told my parents to listen, and they quietly told me that my grandmother was an old fool, so I must not believe her.
But now it seems that what science can't explain, so what about my grandmother's method?
Thinking of this, I hurriedly stepped on the cigarette butt in my hand, then looked at Gao Xiang and asked, "Gao Xiang, let me ask you something." You must answer me truthfully. ”
Gao Xiang put down the cigarette in his hand and said, "Brother Xiao, if you have anything, you can ask directly! As long as I know, I will definitely not hide it from you." ”、
I nodded and asked, "You've been with the fat man since we entered this cave, haven't you?"
"Yes!" Gao Xiang nodded.
I looked at the two fat men, and then continued to ask, "Gao Xiang, so from the time we entered the cave until now, has the fat man bled any blood?"
What I mean is very simple, that is, whether the fat man has bled or not, and then someone has taken it, and then he has made an exact fat man.
Although this is very ridiculous, but I can't think of any way to distinguish the real from the fake except from this aspect, so now I can only use dead horses as live horse doctors.
After Gao Xiang listened to my words, he lowered his head and thought about it......
I didn't bother him, after all, this is a tricky question, and I must let Gao Xiang think it through.
"Damn, don't fucking talk to Lao Tzu so much. Aren't you just me?, let's fight and see who is the best?" At this time, a fat man had already rolled up his sleeves and was ready to fight.
The other fat man was not ambiguous, he also rolled up his sleeves and rubbed his hands.
These two are both heavyweights, and if they really fight, they will definitely hurt each other, but fortunately, the tonnage of the two is the same, and the ability to resist attacks is still relatively strong.
"Brother Xiao, I've thought about it. I didn't see the fat brother bleed. In my memory, it seems like not once. After thinking about it, Gao Xiang finally said to me.
After listening to Gao Xiang's words, I was really in despair, science can't tell the difference, there is no progress in the mysterious and mysterious aspects, it seems that it is impossible to rescue the real fat man.
"Hey, Brother Xiao! Although my memory of the fat brother did not bleed, I remembered one thing!" Gao Xiang said to me suddenly.
"Gao Xiang, what did you think of?" At this point, I deliberately amplified my voice, and then glanced at the two fat men quickly.