Chapter 7 Tease is more fun than parents
"What's the situation!"
Jiang Xiaofan looked confused.
In his test report, there was one more matching gene, and it was also a cross-species gene!
It's unbelievable!
You know, gene evolution is regular, the evolutionary direction given by the gene chip, will make the most suitable evolutionary judgment according to its own genes, generally speaking, only the most matching one will be selected for evolutionary guidance, if you fuse the fire attribute bird gene for the first time, then the matching species in the future will definitely be fire attribute birds, and will never be able to get out of this category.
This is the law of evolution and can never be changed.
But
Right now
Jiang Xiaofan actually matched a brand new species once again - the Wind Mantis!
Insect fierce insects!
Don't say that Jiang Xiaofan can't believe it, even those scientists who specialize in genetic science won't believe it!
"Could it be...... Does it have something to do with that dream I had?"
Jiang Xiaofan couldn't help but think of the dream he had, in the dream, after the meat worm grew two legs, the gene chip pushed a new test report to him.
If there is no relationship between the two, I don't believe it if I kill him!
"What does this dream represent? What the hell is that meat worm?"
Jiang Xiaofan was puzzled, and finally had no choice but to give up.
But he soon rejoiced.
This is the Wind Mantis!
Although it is a relatively common fierce insect, its strength is comparable to that of a B-level powerhouse!
This also means that if Jiang Xiaofan can successfully evolve in this evolutionary direction, his strength in the future will at least reach B-level!
Although the B grade is still some distance from the A grade, it is not that big after all, if you are lucky enough, what if you match the genes of a higher level species in the future?
"I need money!"
Jiang Xiaofan's eyes suddenly shot out a terrifying light, and his eyes were burning!
There is no B-grade gene potion in the school, and if you want to evolve in the direction of the Wind Mantis, you can only go to the black market to buy the gene potion, but he is only a nineteen-year-old student, where does the money come from?
So, he thought of his parents.
Now he can only trouble his parents.
With two dry coughs, he dialed his father's phone.
Soon, my father connected, and his old man's figure was suddenly projected in the air through the communicator on Jiang Xiaofan's wrist, depending on the situation, his old man seemed to be working, and there were people in blue uniforms walking behind him, and the roar of the machine kept coming from the communicator.
"What's wrong, Xiaofan?"
Dad waved his hand into the distance, "Son, come on, my son is calling." ”
The next moment, a chubby middle-aged woman squeezed into the projection, and the excited Jiang Xiaofan waved her hand, "Son, son, mom wants you to die!"
"Mom, I miss you too!"
Jiang Xiaofan immediately smiled and waved to her old man.
The mother and son chatted for a while.
Dad watched from the side for a while, pushed his mother's big round face away, and said to Jiang Xiaofan: "Xiaofan, why are you calling, this is an interstellar phone, it's expensive, if it's nothing important, wait until I go back with your mother on Saturday?"
The mother was immediately unhappy, and yelled at him: "My son just called me, and you are going to hang up the phone?
As she spoke, her old man snatched the communicator, walked aside, and said to Jiang Xiaofan with a smile: "Son, let's ignore him, your father will be like this in his life, he is stingy!"
"Why am I stingy! Interstellar telephone, ten yuan a minute, you can buy half a catty of pork, you only earn a few dollars a month......
Dad was very dissatisfied and muttered that he stood behind Mom, but didn't mention hanging up the phone again.
Jiang Xiaofan also knew that it was not easy for his parents to make money, so he stopped chatting with his mother and said the purpose of his call, "Dad, call me 100,000 yuan." ”
"Huh?"
Mom and Dad were stunned at the same time.
Dad yelled, "You're crazy! Why do you want so much money?!"
Jiang Xiaofan: "I buy genetic potions." ”
"Huh?"
Mom and Dad were stunned at the same time.
Dad thought he had heard it wrong, so he picked out his ears: "me, I heard you right, Xiaofan seemed to tell me just now, you want to buy genetic potion?"
The old mother asked Jiang Xiaofan with a puzzled face: "Xiaofan, why are you buying genetic potion?"
Suddenly, her old man suddenly realized and said with a smile: "Did you buy it for Yi'er?"
Dad finally understood, and laughed: "Yi'er has reached the evolutionary standard?
Neither the father nor the mother met the evolutionary criteria, so they never thought that their son's genes would be evolutionary.
Jiang Xiaofan was speechless.
He said weakly: "Dad, Mom, you have to go wrong, I want to use it myself, I have reached the standard of evolution......"
"Huh?"
Mom and Dad were stunned at the same time, looking at each other, and they couldn't say half a word for a long time.
Suddenly, my father was furious and yelled at my mother: "I just said that Xiaofan and I don't look like each other at all, and now what do you have to say! After you married me, did you go behind my back to find your first love for a tryst! I tell you a dead mother-in-law, I am not done with you!"
"Let go of the fart of your eight ancestors! The old lady has been married to you for so many years, working together, going home together, eating together, sleeping together, I have gone out alone one day! Jiang Dacheng, you have no conscience, if you don't make it clear to me today, the old lady will not finish ...... with you."
Mom shouted, and the Nine Yin White Bone Claw beckoned directly to Dad's face, scratching Dad Wow Wow.
On the other side of the communicator, Jiang Xiaofan's eyebrows danced, and he was still cheering for the old couple from time to time.
Over the years, he and Tang Fengyi have long been accustomed to it, and the old couple will perform a full set of martial arts at home from time to time, and the two of them should be watching a movie, but I have always felt that it is a pity that the martial arts of this old couple are not exciting enough.
There's no way, my dad is a coward, and every time he does martial arts, he is the one who is beaten.
At the beginning, Jiang Xiaofan and Tang Fengyi bragged, saying that after we got married, they would definitely not be like my father, and then, well, there was no more......
He was cleaned up by Tang Fengyi.
He gloriously inherited his father's fine traditions, and when he fought with Tang Fengyi, he was completely cowardly......
There's no way, the old Jiang family's genes are not good, and they can't be cured!
Seeing that his parents' martial arts were endless, Jiang Xiaofan patted his head helplessly and sighed: "Don't fight, I may have made the mistake when you were in the hospital." ”
Mom and Dad's full martial arts immediately stopped, as if nothing had happened.
The old mother tidied up her clothes and said angrily: "It's impossible! Your father once secretly did a paternity test with you behind my back, and there is no doubt about his own son, otherwise, do you think he can raise you so much without regrets over the years?"
The funny thing is that he always thought that I didn't know about it, and when I quarreled, he wanted to use this to crush me, why did you say that your father was so low-minded? If it weren't for his pity, I would have left him a long time ago......
Swish!
Dad's face immediately turned red, and he said, "When did you know?"
Mom looked at him like an idiot, "Why do you think I was still arguing with that night? Just because of a broken bowl, can I scold you for not finishing? It's so stupid, are you full of in your head?"
Jiang Xiaofan was stunned and couldn't believe it: "Dad, have you ever done such a stupid thing?"
Dad snorted and said weakly: "Who made you look like me anymore, there is no one in our entire Lao Jiang family who is as thin as you, can I not doubt it." ”
Jiang Xiaofan was speechless, he knew very well why he was so thin, it was completely because of that strange dream.
"Get out of here! I'm annoyed when I see you! Isn't it because I didn't cook for you last night, and I want to quarrel and quarrel at night!"
The mother kicked the father away, and then asked Jiang Xiaofan, "Son, have you really reached the standard of evolution?"
Jiang Xiaofan rolled his eyes speechlessly, "Why don't you believe it, it's true, the matching firebird, the matching degree is 63%, and today it has just finished fusing the genetic potion provided by the state for free, and it has evolved successfully." Don't you see me wearing a hospital gown now?"
He shook the clothes on his body, "At that time, the fusion gene potion, the rejection reaction was too strong, and the school sent me to the hospital, fortunately, I was lucky and successfully evolved!"
As he spoke, he instinctively spat out a fist-sized fireball from his mouth, which he spat on the ground and burned for several seconds before extinguishing.
"Did you see it, I didn't lie to you, I really succeeded in evolution, are you happy?"
My mother couldn't believe it, "I really succeeded in evolution, but why do I always feel wrong...... Wait, that's not right! Your dad and I were both gold eaters, how did you become a flaming bird when you got here? Even the genetic mutation has become outrageous!"
Jiang Xiaofan didn't know how to explain it, so he couldn't say that he was dreaming of mutations, so he lied: "How do I know, but the doctor said that it is estimated that when you were pregnant with me, you ate some fire attribute fruits, and then the yin and yang caused my genetic mutation." This is rare, but not impossible. ”
Dad actually believed it, and nodded straight behind his mother: "I remember, when you were pregnant, didn't you like to eat the Huoyun Fruit on this planet, I guess it has something to do with the fact that you often ate Huoyun Fruit at that time." ”
His old man said to Jiang Xiaofan with a happy face: "I will tell you the good news to them in a while, so that they will be happy and happy." The matter of evolution is the most important thing, our Lao Jiang family has finally produced an evolutionary, don't be afraid to spend money, I will transfer all the money in the account to you in a while!"
My mother also became excited, "I'll tell your grandfather and uncle about this, so that they can pay if they have money, and if they don't have money to sell their houses, they can also pay for it, there are so many relatives on both sides of our family, and they can't afford to provide for you as an evolutionary! Don't worry about money......
The appearance of an evolutionary in an ordinary family is definitely a good thing for the green smoke on the ancestral grave, no wonder their old couple are so happy.
At this time, the old couple began to think about who they wanted to pay from their relatives on both sides, and they counted the seven aunts and eight aunts one by one, and those who didn't know thought they were going to be cheated.
Jiang Xiaofan looked at the second elder who was whispering, and had a headache, but at the same time, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and with money, he didn't have to worry about having nowhere to buy genetic potions.
"Hey, Wind Mantis, I'm coming!"