Zhong Ying's smile froze, and she quickly returned to her senses: "Oh, okay then." Where are you going?"

Although he had already rolled his eyes in his heart, he was speechless for his behavior of talking to death with one mouth.

Why didn't you find out that he still had the attribute of a straight man of steel?

I saw all kinds of straight steel men's chat records on Weibo before, and I could laugh until my aunt leaked, but when it was my turn, I suddenly felt 10,000 alpacas in my heart.

With a smile on his face, MMP in his heart is the truest portrayal.

Chen Jingle did not hide it: "I'm going to go to the Walmart in front to see if there is anything to buy, and the dishes in the refrigerator at home don't seem to be enough." ”

According to my current appetite, at least two or three catties of rice a day, and a large amount of meat protein, I will live a premature life!

If it weren't for his small wealth, this amount of food would really be able to bankrupt himself.

Zhong Ying perked up and volunteered: "Then I'll go too, just to see if there is anything to buy." ”

Chen Jingle wondered, "Aren't you going to have breakfast?"

"......" Zhong Ying resisted the urge to slap him to death with the sole of his shoe: "Just buy a glass of milk and a sandwich on the way later." ”

I was afraid that he would say something, so I hurriedly urged: "Let's go, buy it early and come back early, so as to save the sun or rain later." ”

Chen Jingle didn't bother so much: "Okay, let's go." ”

As a lone wolf who has lived for 24 years, it is rare to walk with a girl, Chen Jingle said that his whole body is not happy.

I finally mustered up the courage to say something, but when the words came to my lips, I held back again.

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What should we talk about?

I don't feel like there's a common topic.,It's rare to talk about what's new recently.,How many more two-dimensional paper wives?

What if she says "Sizhai steamed goose heart"?

The egg hurts.

Seeing that the guy next to him was like a stuffy gourd, in order not to be so embarrassed, Zhong Ying had to take the initiative to find a topic: "By the way, Chen Jingle, you know that Fang Yi is married, right?"

"Fang Yi is married?" Chen Jingle's expression was surprised: "I haven't heard of it, when did it happen?"

Fang Yi in the mouth of the two is a classmate in high school, but the relationship is relatively average. After graduation, everyone was separated, and there was basically no contact, and they only met when there was a party during the Chinese New Year.

Hearing the news of Fang Yi's marriage, Chen Jingle was still a little surprised.

But after the surprise, it was gone.

It's normal to think about it, calculate the age, most of them are 23 or 24 years old this time, girls generally start to get married at this age, for fear that after two years, it will be worthless and no one will want it.

It can only be said that everyone has their own ideas.

"Just last week, it is said that only a few girls with good relationships were invited, and I didn't go. ”

Zhong Ying explained, but as soon as the topic changed, she turned to Chen Jingle and asked with a smile: "By the way, do you have a girlfriend now?" I'm afraid it will be your turn in two years." ”

The corners of Chen Jingle's mouth twitched, and he said with an embarrassed smile: "A poor, ugly, and frustrated dead fat house like me, it's better not to harm others." ”

Is there a mistake, I was urged to marry by my relatives during the Chinese New Year before, and now I care about my life events along with my age, is it necessary to be so anxious?

Chen Jingle wanted to roll his eyes.

He really wasn't in a hurry, because it was useless to be in a hurry.

I remembered that I saw an article on the Internet before, which can also be seen as a joke, talking about the so-called division criteria between high-quality boys and high-quality girls.

Criteria for a good boy:

1. Have a house, more than one set, no loan;

2. Have a car, Accord or above, and have a license plate in Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, and Shenzhen;

3. Height above 175, not too fat or too thin, appearance at least 7 points;

4. Healthy, sunny and warm man;

5. Love fitness, sports, and labor;

6. No bad habits, no smoking, no drinking, no gambling, no fooling;

7. The monthly salary is more than 40,000 yuan, but you don't spend much;

8. Love the family and respect the elders, especially the woman's parents;

9. Love your girlfriend, be willing to spend money for her, and remember to buy gifts for various festivals;

10. To understand romance and interest, there can be no more than three love objects;

11. Be responsible, responsible, work less overtime, and spend more time with your girlfriend;

12. Be able to do housework, cook good dishes, change light bulbs and repair faucets and sewers;

13. Have a hobby of high taste and do not play games;

14. Click to go to the next page......

As for the criteria for quality girls:

1. Have a job;

2. Have hobbies;

3. It's not very ugly.

After reading it, what do you think?

Such a standard may be unfair, but it is undeniable that it does reflect some strange and distorted phenomena in today's society.

What Chen Jingle understands is that in this society, the economic pressure on men is too great, such as housing, cars, children after marriage, education, medical care for the elderly, support, and so on.

In the past, there was a down payment on a house that emptied the savings of three generations, and then there was a theory that central bank members bought a house with six wallets.

In this case, young people can't support themselves, how can they have the heart to fall in love?

If you want to gnaw the old, you have to gnaw it!

Not every girl is willing to accompany you to endure hardships, and you must not want to watch her accompany you to endure hardships.

So, let's go single.

Anyway, the game is the same, the novel is the same, and it's not a big deal if you don't have a girlfriend, right?

Besides, I don't know how long I can live, so how can I have time to talk about love.

In addition, there is a true story, some time ago, Sister Ye Zi in the author's group said that there is a girl in their unit, with a monthly salary of 3,000, an ordinary family, and plans to find a door-to-door son-in-law with an annual salary of 200,000 yuan.

When Chen Jingle heard this, he almost thought that he had crossed over.

What is this 2018?

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No wonder there are so many women's clothing bosses now, and so many boys who like to find boyfriends, there is nothing more disgusting than a feminist.

Zhong Ying didn't know that Chen Jingle thought so much in his heart in an instant, and when he heard his words, his face was just strange: "Do you have any misunderstanding about the poor, ugly, short, frustrated, and dead fat house?"

Now Chen Jingle looks a lot more pleasing to the eye than during the New Year, and he is also a handsome guy, I feel that this guy has grown a little taller, and he is still growing at the age of 24, which is a bit rare.

Could it be that after staying at home for a long time, the skin has become whiter and the person has become more handsome?

Emmm, there is indeed a saying that white covers white and ugly.

And this guy's eyes are really good-looking, his eyelashes are longer than a girl's, and he feels a little like Danfeng eyes.

Chen Jingle spread his hands: "Okay, in fact, I think that there has been no suitable one, so I am simply too lazy to look for it." If you don't make it to the end, it's quite uncomfortable. Instead of wasting your life on the wrong person, it is better to waste it in your own hands. ”

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"Young man, you have a problem with your mind!"

Zhong Ying was a little distressed: "If you don't take the initiative to attack, how do you know if it's the right person?"

"Oh, then keep going single, it doesn't matter anyway. Chen Jingle looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, which made Zhong Ying want to beat him up.

After a long hesitation, I finally mustered up the courage to ask, "Are you ...... Do you mind a girl who's older than you?"

Bigger than me?

Chen Jingle was at a loss, what is bigger than me?

PS: Both of these chapters are 2200 word chapters, so don't talk about me water or anything!(Praise me!)